#ask torchwood

[torchwoodpropaganda]

Poster, for all your Torchwood Propaganda needs:

And a bumper sticker:

[haarute]

much in like the way a single dorito could kill a medieval peasant, a single episode of torchwood (2006) could kill a tiktok teen

[doctorwhommm]

I hsve an idea. Could u draw rose and ianto as besties

absOLUTELY I CAN

they’re chatting shit (lovingly) about their tall, long-coat-wearing, time-travelling, death-cheating, alien boyfriends who have spikey hair

[luminous-faerie]

there should have been a musical episode in torchwood. for funsies

[coffee4harper]

This is where I post from

[itsatorchwoodthing]

adam / dead man walking

[shanastoryteller]

Happy pride! 💛🤍💜🖤 SIAT Founders - or dealer's choice?

a continuation of 1

Out of the contraption, in leggings and an oversized sweatshirt that has to be Ianto’s, she looks human. She and Ianto are sitting on one side of the conference room, the rest of them on the other, and Jack is probably focusing too much on how their clasped hands are resting on Ianto’s knee. He’s probably focusing too much on the ring on Lisa’s finger, one Ianto had slid on the moment she’d been on her own two feet.

“She’s been down there this whole time?” Owen demands, pacing angrily behind him. He’s fighting against his urge as a doctor to check her over and his desire to shoot first and it’s putting him in a mood. Jack doesn’t think it’s worth the effort to try and keep him still.

“Not the whole time,” Ianto says blandly, “just since two weeks after I was hired.”

“Your file lists you as a researcher,” Tosh says.

Lisa smiles. Ianto raises an eyebrow. “It does.”

She nudges him in the side and he sighs. She rolls her eyes. “He was a retrieval specialist at One.”

“A retrieval specialist?” Gwen asks.

“A spy,” Jacks says, voice hard. The Ianto he knows would have flinched, but this one just stares at him blandly. “Sent in to different agencies, different institutions, to steal whatever alien artifact they’d gotten their hands on that Torchwood wanted. Researcher gets out into a lot of places.”

“It does. It got me in here, in fact,” he says, like it was his title that got Jack to hire him.

Does Lisa know they slept together? Jack wants to blurt it out, to throw it down in the space between them like a gauntlet, but he stops himself. Barely.

“You’re being awfully forthcoming,” Gwen says.

Ianto presses his lips together. “It’s only fair. I owe you – well, not you, Gwen, sorry. But I couldn’t have saved Lisa without the others.”

Tosh gasps, hand coming up to her mouth. “Wait, all those theoretical – and you said you were tinkering, and your nephew in robotics-”

“David really is on the robotics team,” Lisa says, as if that’s the most pressing issue.

Owen has gone very still. “You said – those old reports from before us that you said had information missing, that you made me go through them all and write up what I thought happened, or how to fix it.”

“Manufactured,” Ianto says. “Although invaluable. I’m an intelligent man, but at the end of the day I’m no match for Cyberman technology. What I needed was an engineer and coder who could do what no one else could, and I also needed a very, very good doctor.”

“Thank you both,” Lisa says earnestly, like this is something they chose rather than something they were manipulated into. “You saved me. We’re very grateful.”

More manipulation.

It’s even working, because Tosh and Owen are hesitating, some of that anger and betrayal draining away in the face of Lisa’s smile.  

“And me?” Jack asks.

Ianto meets his gaze. “I am of course most grateful to you, Jack. If you ran Three properly, I never would have managed to help her.”

He flinches.

[angstics]

the experimental camera work in torchwood season one unironically really cool and striking. they could never make me hate her

my friend and i rewatched "countrycide" the other day and i was losing it at how good it looked & sounded. it adopted the conventions of a country horror and still felt like torchwood. hell, ill add some of my favorite shots

from the first third alone. the cgi clouds. cinema 🤌

[quietwingsinthesky]

its so funny to me how torchwood’s employment process is both ‘incredibly fucked up thing happened to them and jack swooped in to take advantage of the situation’ (owen & tosh) and also ‘u wanna recruit me so bad it makes u look stupid :3’ (ianto & gwen)

[torchwoodpropaganda]

im worried for that vera lady (@livingwiththedrums), shes gotten into contact with this bloke who calls himself 'magister' and he seems to know an awfully suspicious amount of stuff, im worried that hes involved in this somehow and shes going to get herself killed, is there anything you can do?

The Magister is the Master— though an older version, the one at UNIT in the 70s. Because of something weird going on with time right now, I’m not sure exactly what since it’s not my area of expertise, but I know Time Travel is weird.

I can try to contact them about it, but other than that… we have bigger issues at hand, as horrible as it sounds.

[prigorie]

rose tyler 🤝 sarah jane smith 🤝 ianto jones

travelling back in time to when they were a child and causing a paradox that fucks up the timelines by saving their parent(s) from death

[doctorwhommm]

You should draw andy davidson... maybe 15andy even.... pls... pls..

since you asked so nicely…

15Andy!! enjoy gang ◡̈

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[iamsuperwholocked]

Jack: You love me, right, Ianto?

Ianto: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

[sp3akfromtheart]

i just know a bridgerton/regency au of janto (+ maybe the others?) in their fancy clothes would be stunning from you

psa: i have never watched an episode of bridgerton nor do i know anything about regency era fashion so i hope these oufits are acceptable...

this was a really fun au idea!!! i'd like to see jack as a reckless prince or something... and he likes to try and convince ianto to come do reckless things with him.

bonus gwen and tosh too!

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Pride!! Perhaps some Doctor Who?

All the alarms start blaring.

Tosh says it's coming from beneath the basement, the sub level tunnels that they haven't used since the Blitz. Jack shouts for all hands, thinking anything smart enough to get in that way might be a problem. Gwen and Owen grab their guns and line up with Tosh. Jack leads them down, sparing a moment to wonder where Ianto is and hoping he was smart enough to get somewhere safe while they handled this.

He’ll look back on this moment with a grim sort of irony later.

They find a terrifying contraption and an even more horrifying being inside of it – a partially converted cyberman. Or cyberwoman, as the case may be.

She has Ianto.

Except after the first spike of fear and adrenaline, he realizes that’s not right, exactly.

Ianto is kneeling by the machine, fiddling with the needles and wires in her legs. She’s free from the waist up, sitting upright, with the warm brown of her skin and the silver metal melding seamlessly together. She looks human from the neck up, a discarded cyberman helmet to the side.

For a moment they’re all completely still, looking at each other in silence and surprise.

Then she says, “I told you that was the wrong wire.”

She sounds human. No metallic twang to her voice, no robotic facsimile of emotions.

Ianto shoots her an irritated look. “Excuse me for being concerned about electrocuting you.”

“I could take it,” she says, offhand.

“Ianto,” Jack says with all the calm he’s able to muster. “Get away from her.”

“So you can shoot her?” he asks. This is not the nervous, eager man he’s used to dealing with. Has he been infected too? No, it’s not inhuman. Just different. “I’d rather not.”

“I could take it,” she repeats.

Ianto reaches up to pinch her in the side. She doesn’t react, likely barely able to feel it, but she does pout. Which is oddly disconcerting. “Just sit still and let me finish getting you out of this thing. I didn’t spend the last year rewriting the cyberman protocols just to watch you get shot.”

“Okay,” Owen says, “what the fuck is going on here?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” Ianto asks.

She slaps him on the shoulder. Jack flinches. She’s strong enough, even partially converted, to break bones with that hit, but Ianto just rolls his eyes.

“Apologies,” she says. “I’m Ianto’s fiance. Lisa Hallet.”