#Back in the old days

[lupiiny]

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[whirlybirbs]

“what’s the name of thor’s hammer?”

“jonathan?”

[tyanis]

Been reminiscing about old RE fan fics that are likely lost to time again...

There was this one that I read around... 2003? Something like that. It took place 2 years after Code Veronica and had Wesker going through with his threat to bring back an infected Steve. Except Steve wasn't the big hulking monster this time. He was more like how Alexia is typically depicted. Like, her first form or whatever. And he could speak and stuff but was all evil now.

He could also emit pheromones.

Sexy pheromones.

To use to trap his prey.

With horniness.

And not just general horniness.

Horniness towards HIM.

Now... this wasn't what you would call a smut fic. And it wasn't crack either.

It was over 30 chapters long, surprisingly mature, and had a shockingly tasteful sex scene with Leon and Claire about halfway through. They even practised safe sex. Which is kinda rare in fics NOW.

Anyway, near the end Steve walked into a room with some of our heroes in it and his horny fumes affected Rebecca, Claire... And Leon.

Long story short, Leon ended up losing an eye.

[shakballoonshack]

So sometimes you gotta go and look at old stuff and realize that they really just don't make it like they used to. Sometimes it's good, it's a good thing that you can't buy asbestos for anytime but sometimes you miss the quality from it

[jue-jack]

Kirby is a star!!!

[soapbbox]

I like that Megatron is essentially leading a bunch of senior citizens

[estarion]

You know, when you think about it, it makes sense that a vampire would think puns suck.

　　　see? at least somebody understands him.

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*drifting off to sleep by clamping my eyes shut, humming a tune, and aggressively envisioning the mouthwatering theoretical timeline wherein a Murderbot Diaries Television Adaptation stars a cunty queer not-blonde actor portraying the nonbinary titular character*

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[chalkrub]

dinosaur in a lab coat - would you trust her with operating the centrifuge

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT text)

Something we don't consider enough in Howl!AU zukka. Is Zuko harassing the old man sokka. but he does so with young sokka as well hm...

idk how to post these but crused blond zuko and sokka aged compared to his youthful look side by side

(ID in ALT text) i tried with blond zuko, but i really can't commit to that sorry

[emacrow]

Hey, did you lose this?

A gargantuan looming form that was black as the night sky, coated in stars, cosmic dust, planets, and nebula. Extremely long snow white hair defying gravity floating above the ceiling spreading across like a growing cloud. Bright blue eyes like jewels staring down at tim

Tim could only stare dumbfounded with his sleep deprived eyes after searching for the right summoning in his backup backup bunker to find batman after escaping the arkham asylum.

In its right thin hand holding like a wet napkin was batman unconscious, coated in deep blue ice.

"I believe this belong to your dimension, at first, I thought it was a miniature cat at first when it tried a pathetic attempt at fleeing my children's toy box was when I noticed it was just another misplaced humans and they don't last long in the infinite realm much less my children's toybox. It took me a moment to figure out the right dimensions where it originated, but you thankfully made it easier for me to find with the summoning." The bring lightly drop Batman down to the ground as the deep frozen ice easily melted away.

"D-don't you need a payment?" Is what Tim spoke after his mind reset back from shock.

"Oh no~, visiting this dimension is a grand payment considering this where I can finally nib the bud of those pesky sewage ectoplasm that been a pain in my ankle for long enough. At best, you would be rewarded for giving me such a gift." The being lightly tapped Tim's head with its glowing index finger, ruffling the black hair lightly.

"Should you need me for any favor, Call upon me, the High King of the Infinite realm, Danny Phantom, Protector of the Dead and Alive, Center of the Eternal Vast Sp" The be- Danny did a light bow, as his towering being faded away, the summoning circle disappearing as well.

Leaving only Tim alone with a Bruce coughing a bit, taking a couple of heavy breaths of fresh air which snapped Tim out of his stupor.

"Bruce, Bruce, are you alright?" Tim rushed over and lightly shook Bruce's shoulder as Bruce's eyes opened slowly to see Tim, except there was something different about tim. His hair wasn't black but now a strikingly bright white with specks of stardust.

Fanart -> link

Part 2-> link

[lowpolyanimals]

Cat from Old School RuneScape by Logg from RuneScape Archive

[shinkaplant]

Not gonna lie, trying out different video editors to figure out which one is the best for making videos on Windows 7 made me feel so nostalgic, like back when people make YouTube videos on Windows 7 before Windows 10 came out in 2015

[serennes-art]

breaking the news to ximena

comic illustration of a couple of scenes from chapter 11 of coming home (but not to you) by @lesbianherald