29. argentina. refer to me as whatever. cringe dispenser. monkey with a microphone. i do things sometimes and have difficulties shutting up. be excellent to each other! get to know me!
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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.
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Is a half or more of the clothes you own black? (No need to count it, just visually)
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(girl who is emitting the pokemon low health sound) nahhhh im fine, just tired :)
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i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive
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Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead
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unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire
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unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire
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unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire
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anyway. i need a guy who's a little insane about me
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