#ask a specialist

[opanowane]

can i be an attorney and wear comfortable clothes?

[eobe]

You are reborn into the Star Wars universe, in a time, place, and family of your choosing. You retain all of your knowledge of canon events, and could change their outcome if you so chose. What do you do?

an unforeseen writing escalation. If you‘ve been tagged and don’t want to read – ignore 😂🫶

Oh kriff, what did I do to deserve that.

That’s what I asked myself, CT-1618, since I got fragment by fragment of the memories of my former life on a strange planet in a galaxy that far away, that my soul travelled not only through space, but also through time.

And Maker, this is kark. If I don‘t want to be decommissioned by first chance, I had to keep my mouth shut and my head down. If I had to speak, then well-considered. The silent, broody cadet with the ongoing frown and the crossed arms, that was me.

I almost enjoyed everyone getting calm and my clone brothers‘ full attention when I finally had something to say. So time came to use that for a greater good.

Down in the barracks after curfew I hesitated over-notable to make my batch vode curious and then I started cautiously asking them what they think about „The Mission“ – the one of our nightmares.

Either I had luck or it was easier than I thought to get them started to think individually. I recognized my chance to change things with patience, if I manage to spread some tiny well placed seeds without getting caught – and to get some tiny well placed stones into rolling.

Even as a single clone trooper I could try to find evidence. I only needed skills to get my chance, so I specialized on coding and data decryption and also spread cautiously word about my interests and achievements to get support from my superiors. It worked – I got qualified for ARC training.

I also noticed the rumor about „The Mission“ being not only a strange clone thing but something possibly dangerous made the round, also some more triggers I set, like that we‘re more than just numbers.

I asked my trusted vode to tell me if they heard news about the rumors other clones maybe whispering behind hands about things I started. I always had only one back question: „Did they mention me?“ Luckily never. My brothers mocked me being that nervous. „Vod, calm down. Source unknown as always.“

I felt a little hope the first time a stranger clone in the 79s chatted with me and after some time and drinks he hesitated with a calculating glance and asked with lowered voice what I think of those rumors about „The Mission“ – that one from our nightmares. I couldn’t hold back a small chuckle but answered well-considered as usual.

I collected and encrypted every data I could find, also tracking the reports of the 501st to stay tuned. Did little hacking attacks and got better. Being a silent and specialized ARC trooper in the 41st Elite Corps allowed me to broaden my network, but my connections and attempts to get through the security walls of Serenno for the chips‘ data went dangerously wrong.

My closest vode shivered with me as we heard talking our superiors about Serenno being cyber attacked – from our position. Kark, the seppies seem to have a new specialist.

„Do we know the source?“ My batch brother Forest asked – perfectly hiding that he knows the source better than he liked in this moment.

They didn‘t find the source. But I found something.

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„Name and number, trooper!“

Done. The day and the moment had come and I was absolutely done, but I might have now the tiniest and silliest chance to change a really big event in the timeline!

I had lurked in the 79s, looking for some blue markings on armor to grab myself some key figures, but I had to run into the Marshal Commander of Coruscant himself. Literally.

And spilled his caf all over his spotless armor.

Kriff, maybe I was only done, but I have to try my luck for the sake of the whole karking galaxy.

„ARC-1618! Name‘s Source, Sir and I‘m incredibly sorry, Sir…“ I rambled? knowing that not only my own poor life depends on.

The first time in my life I babbled like the most talkative brother of my Squad (named Text, no kidding) and it was important to do so and to make it right – I had a plan that requires proper acting.

I had absolutely no problem to show my sweating nervousness and shrinked under the seething glare of the elder clone and finally sweared, that I‘ll spend him a caf every time when I see him – Pause for effect and dramatic gasp (for this one I imagined my big brother Voice the one time the bulky clone actually got unsettled) – then I widened my eyes like in shock, like realizing what I just said and I froze my body like prey that got caught and hoped that I just had managed my masterpiece.

And Dank Farrik, it worked. I knew that I had won in the very moment that I saw a slightly mad glint lighten up in the furious eyes of Coruscant‘s head and an actually scary grin showing the canine teeth, all the older and greying Commanders seem to share.

My heart and my brain were racing on my way to order the maybe most important caf in the whole galaxy and as I sat down at the table with the waiting Commander, who tried to hide his amusement I had the feeling that I truly got a chance now.

So I started to track the schedules and reports of the Coruscant Guard and „stumbled“ over Commander Fox as often as possible, without making the tired but sly man suspicious. We fastly got into really good caf talks and so one day I dared my luck, making the older clone curious with showing in a matter of fact truly undecided and hesitating.

l leaned a bit over the table, shooting a short look left and right and asked with lowered voice „Sir… may I ask you a question? I heared rumors and maybe the Marshal Commander is able to clear that.“

Fox raised an eyebrow with an asking glance.

I took a deep breath.

„What do you think about… The Mission? You know, the one of our nightmares.“

Great, I escalated 🙈 Thank you for the inspiration, dearest Anon. I‘m not a writer, I have a writing blockade for more than half of my life, but suddenly one of my unintroduced OCs took over… 🤷🏽‍♀️

Yeah, I hope you have fun with a non-mother tongue, non beta-read, non-writer‘s spontaneous writing 😂🫶

@foxwithadarkside Look, who‘s gone AWOL 😁

@crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf Does this count for an OC showcase?

Chaos Squad, you might recognize some names 😎 @lonewolflupe @wings-and-beskargam @ghostymarni

Taglist, I apologize for my attempt to override my current art blockade with a pathetic try to draw something with words: @eclec-tech @bixlasagna @returnofthepineapple @sunshinesdaydream @covert1ntrovert @general-ida-raven @vrycurious @dystopicjumpsuit @chaicilatte @groguandthebadbatch @ladylucksrogue @spaceyjessa @morerandombullshit @freesia-writes

[echosong971]

POV: you're losing in Crucible

[mewtwoandme]

Bun in the oven?

WRONG

Blueberry pie in the oven

It's gonna be bluetiful XD

[housecow]

Any interesting or judgey comments or reactions you received for being fat or putting on a lot weight?

no!! being real. y’all, i don’t get out much lmfao i’m a homebody and live in a rural area. there’s not much to do atm since i don’t like bars 🫣 there aren’t opportunities to GET judgey comments??

plus. idk, i’ve never really ever got comments like that? even as a fat teenager lol, ive always been outgoing and confident. i’ve been told i intimidate people. that + being polite + being cute + having huge tits doesn’t make ppl quick to comment 🤷‍♀️

[qu4kerider]

I'll always need more fanfics that connects rivusa and silrah

[a-v-j]

WEEE NEED A DOCTOR!!! These bones are TWISTED!! Contorted, even..!! Elongated??? HORRIFIC.

[averlym]

HELLO MA'AM I HAVE TO BOTHER YOU BUT I HAVE ANOTHER REQUEST. CAN WE MAYBE GET BUSINESS AU KITTY, JANE AND CATHY?

honestly not sure how active Z still is, but business au credit goes to @you-need-a-jello-shot!

[lalizah]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am looking !!!!!!!!!!!

So am I ahhhh! I just want to get the 50$ Patreon membership so that I can ask Sera for an AU for a LT between N and M, pls I'd eat that up, I'd inhale it!

I sent her an ask once and I can't find it rn but she said bff!N and InLove!M LT would be a very angsty LT bcs they both wouldn't hold back and I just !!!!!!

For Liz, this works so so well because she's too much like Nate in the "let's encourage others to talk about their feelings. Not me tho" department and also this sense of being perfect all the time, and I can see a friendship blossoming into love be an extremely happy situation for them both but also! They're both so! Cagey on details about themselves! And this could cause so much friction between them. They're both putting on a performance to distract from their feelings and pasts so! But with Mason/Morgan, Liz and M have a "God I have to tolerate this person" dynamic in the beginning, until Liz and M understand each other silently. There's no expectations, no need to voice things, just running on instinct and whatever feels right. Liz also worries about not being good enough for N but strangely doesn't feel that way around M, lol

Sorry for the long ramble, I have been cooking this particular pot of chilli for over 2 years now so 🫣

Thanks for the ask lovely!

[a2zillustration]

Hello! For the "Get to know my tav" post: what's Croissants favorite spell/cantrip?

This one was asked twice! First answer from the get to know your tav list of questions. As always, feel free to ask more if you want!

[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

[saltpepperbeard]

the stark difference between this october and last october has my head spinning 360 degrees tbh.

like last october was so joyful and so rich and so beautiful and i would give anything to do it all again, whereas this october is like back to back to back horrors l m a o

[tennessoui]

Ok counseling au Obi-Wan has lingering chest pain right, and mostly he thinks Anakin is worrying needlessly over it because he was cleared by the healers, ok? But what if he did have an incident? Maybe just heart palpations, but still. There's no toughing your way out or pretending it's not happening with that sort of thing... You just kinda end up on the floor until help comes or it stops. Anakin could be there for it (an argument? Oh the guilt) or he hears about it (the worse guilt).

Either way, it would probably make his separation anxiety 100x worse because it would prove that his fears that Obi-Wan is not safe if Anakin is not by his side are founded. (Padme and Obi-Wan arguing that a medical device will due are unheard) he's like no I need to move back in 24/7.

Councilor like hmmmmmm.

ooo this is good this is good and I have definite plans to feature a small injury that gets a little blown out of proportion because of who they are as people (insane about each other)

but are obi-wan’s chest pains even real or is he just an idiot with a new nervous habit

like imagine his check up appointment with the healer like

obi-wan: so um I’ve been getting some pains in my chest which sort of go away when I rub at my chest I think it’s because of all the force lightning

healer: huh that’s odd we did a very intensive healing session on you when you first came in. mostly because you know knight Skywalker was sort of threatening to kill us if you died. so I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t be having any sort of chest pains.

obi-wan: ….it was a lot of force lightning

healer: …ok. so what are you doing when you experience these pains

obi-wan: well I am usually sitting in my dark room thinking about how alone I feel. sometimes I’m trying to guess when my padawan will decide to leave me, it’s a fun game I play

healer: and that’s when your chest hurts? when you think about the inevitability of being alone? do you think maybe it’s not your chest that’s hurting but your heart?

obi-wan:

obi-wan: it was a lot of force lightning

[seraphinitegames]

First, I want to apologize for all the M related questions, but this one has been living in my head for a while now. It has established that Alima and M had a one night stand together, and in typical M fashion, they left right after it was done. What was about M that caused Alima to realize holy shit, I actually love this angry grump. Was it the sex, or M's brutal honesty?

Also, if we aren't on M's route and they continue to have one night-stands towards the end of the series, will they find someone who is the ONE for them or will be the same old smash and dash?

NSFW - Has anyone at the facility ever heard M moan or scream from pleasure before and have any of the agents bragged about having sex with M?

Once again, sorry for the M related question. Can't wait for book four to come out and thank you for a reprieve from reality with your books

It seems like M seriously hiked up in the popularity ranks after Book Three which was one of the most interesting surprises! So yeah, no worries about the M questions :D

Alima was already slightly in love with M before the one-night stand (which M was VERY clear about not leading anywhere, and they were unaware of Alima's feelings. If they'd known, they wouldn't have done it. M is not one for complicating things, well, unless it's with the MC, of course ;D) and then that night just kind of cemented things for Alima.

M will likely to continue to just have one night stands. They aren't looking for anything more when not on the MC's route and have that 'soul mate' thing happen.

I imagine it's not much of a brag to have slept with M at this point as most of the facility would have, LOL! :D

Thank you so much for the asks, and for the lovely message! I'm glad Wayhaven could offer that break from reality for you <3

[satancopilotsmytardis]

A free use/pet arrangement where Tomura comes back in a huff from a meeting or something and the only thing that can fix his terrible mood is grabbing his lovley pet and sinking in nice and deep.

Dabi wasn't expecting Tomura to be back so early and now he gets fucked silly as Tomura basically uses him as a convenient hole before settling in to spend the rest of the day cock warming. As Tomura goes back to doing his paperwork, thrusting up into Dabi whenever he reads something particularly stupid, Dabi is nice and floaty throughout.

Mmm, he would be so happy and cozy like that 💕

[brella-boi]

Yo! Been a fan with this blog for quite a while, and just had the thought... Does Julie still have that little lisp? Speech impediment?? Im not too sure, but where her s sounds sound like "sh"? Lol, sorry if that's drawn out

course :)

[a-v-j]

Snap somebody made a character AI character about you. I’m not kidding Google it trust me, it’s real, same with the others actually

(wonder what their reactions would be)

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