#ask a specialist

[tervioza]

can i be an attorney and wear comfortable clothes?

[mewtwoandme]

Bun in the oven?

WRONG

Blueberry pie in the oven

It's gonna be bluetiful XD

[housecow]

Any interesting or judgey comments or reactions you received for being fat or putting on a lot weight?

no!! being real. y’all, i don’t get out much lmfao i’m a homebody and live in a rural area. there’s not much to do atm since i don’t like bars 🫣 there aren’t opportunities to GET judgey comments??

plus. idk, i’ve never really ever got comments like that? even as a fat teenager lol, ive always been outgoing and confident. i’ve been told i intimidate people. that + being polite + being cute + having huge tits doesn’t make ppl quick to comment 🤷‍♀️

[a-v-j]

WEEE NEED A DOCTOR!!! These bones are TWISTED!! Contorted, even..!! Elongated??? HORRIFIC.

[a2zillustration]

Hello! For the "Get to know my tav" post: what's Croissants favorite spell/cantrip?

This one was asked twice! First answer from the get to know your tav list of questions. As always, feel free to ask more if you want!

[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

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[tennessoui]

Ok counseling au Obi-Wan has lingering chest pain right, and mostly he thinks Anakin is worrying needlessly over it because he was cleared by the healers, ok? But what if he did have an incident? Maybe just heart palpations, but still. There's no toughing your way out or pretending it's not happening with that sort of thing... You just kinda end up on the floor until help comes or it stops. Anakin could be there for it (an argument? Oh the guilt) or he hears about it (the worse guilt).

Either way, it would probably make his separation anxiety 100x worse because it would prove that his fears that Obi-Wan is not safe if Anakin is not by his side are founded. (Padme and Obi-Wan arguing that a medical device will due are unheard) he's like no I need to move back in 24/7.

Councilor like hmmmmmm.

ooo this is good this is good and I have definite plans to feature a small injury that gets a little blown out of proportion because of who they are as people (insane about each other)

but are obi-wan’s chest pains even real or is he just an idiot with a new nervous habit

like imagine his check up appointment with the healer like

obi-wan: so um I’ve been getting some pains in my chest which sort of go away when I rub at my chest I think it’s because of all the force lightning

healer: huh that’s odd we did a very intensive healing session on you when you first came in. mostly because you know knight Skywalker was sort of threatening to kill us if you died. so I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t be having any sort of chest pains.

obi-wan: ….it was a lot of force lightning

healer: …ok. so what are you doing when you experience these pains

obi-wan: well I am usually sitting in my dark room thinking about how alone I feel. sometimes I’m trying to guess when my padawan will decide to leave me, it’s a fun game I play

healer: and that’s when your chest hurts? when you think about the inevitability of being alone? do you think maybe it’s not your chest that’s hurting but your heart?

obi-wan:

obi-wan: it was a lot of force lightning

[seraphinitegames]

First, I want to apologize for all the M related questions, but this one has been living in my head for a while now. It has established that Alima and M had a one night stand together, and in typical M fashion, they left right after it was done. What was about M that caused Alima to realize holy shit, I actually love this angry grump. Was it the sex, or M's brutal honesty?

Also, if we aren't on M's route and they continue to have one night-stands towards the end of the series, will they find someone who is the ONE for them or will be the same old smash and dash?

NSFW - Has anyone at the facility ever heard M moan or scream from pleasure before and have any of the agents bragged about having sex with M?

Once again, sorry for the M related question. Can't wait for book four to come out and thank you for a reprieve from reality with your books

It seems like M seriously hiked up in the popularity ranks after Book Three which was one of the most interesting surprises! So yeah, no worries about the M questions :D

Alima was already slightly in love with M before the one-night stand (which M was VERY clear about not leading anywhere, and they were unaware of Alima's feelings. If they'd known, they wouldn't have done it. M is not one for complicating things, well, unless it's with the MC, of course ;D) and then that night just kind of cemented things for Alima.

M will likely to continue to just have one night stands. They aren't looking for anything more when not on the MC's route and have that 'soul mate' thing happen.

I imagine it's not much of a brag to have slept with M at this point as most of the facility would have, LOL! :D

Thank you so much for the asks, and for the lovely message! I'm glad Wayhaven could offer that break from reality for you <3

[brella-boi]

Yo! Been a fan with this blog for quite a while, and just had the thought... Does Julie still have that little lisp? Speech impediment?? Im not too sure, but where her s sounds sound like "sh"? Lol, sorry if that's drawn out

course :)

[beybuniki]

i dont go to bnha but your art hits me in the kokoro but that's beside the point: does bakugo canonically wear hearing aids, or is that a headcanon? and if it is headcanon can you please tell me more about it? 🥺

it's a popular headcanon! i like it because it makes sense for his explosive quirk to affect his eardrums and quirks having a downside to them is also nice in general

[lokisgoodgirl]

following the previous pregnancy test ask i sent you, I'm pretty sure I don't even need to explain this screenshot.

Do with it as you will...

Look, I just see these opportunities and I know I have to get the opinion of the s.a.s crew, which I have also named the Doctors of Lokitis, a medical research group studying the effects of this sexual illness put upon women who worship the pantsmango 😂😂🥭🥭

I'm starting to think that literally any still of Loki can be interpreted erotically. And I don't know why I'm surprised? Because that's our job, really. As learned doctors of this phenomenon😆

So,

And all I see here is blowjob, and him visible through a victorian carriage window as it bumps along a cobbled road. And you, out of sight, glugging on his cock with his fingers spasming against your hair. Not pushing down, but cradling against the wobbles. Like a gentleman. He makes this face as he tries to reel in his composure, as he resists the urge to buck into your hot, sucking mouth, bracing back against the stiff seat, every shake of the carriage making your lips tighten, fighting to keep a straight face and not alert good christian folk in the street of his current sluttish, scandalous predicament while he judders and quietly cums down your throat with a whimper.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

I wonder if there are many legends about Pokémon from mystery dungeon worlds coming to this world...

[a-v-j]

Snap somebody made a character AI character about you. I’m not kidding Google it trust me, it’s real, same with the others actually

(wonder what their reactions would be)

Meanwhile with Averse

[mewtwoandme]

Legion just reminds me of DBZA's Vegeta

Yeah that's accurate. And Shadow Jericho is Perfect Cell XD

[an-eldritch-peredhel]

I’d love to hear your thoughts on what Eldritch peredhel entail

-@@outofangband

Sorry this took so long @outofangband and thank you for asking this I am! Delighted! And am preemptively putting a read more down because I cannot shut up about they <3

alright I'm just gonna put stuff and headcanons down as they occur to me so expect low-moderate levels of coherency

shapeshifting is an obvious one (gets weaker down the generations) but because my brain is Like This I have caveats!

thanks to my whole peredhil things=gender allegory that my brain spit out without my permission I've long struggled against my inherent feeling that while they can shapeshift they don't like it

but because I'm now aware of my brain's reasoning I can say it's because of ✨fantasy dysphoria✨

that's oversimplifying, obviously, but peredhil already have so much issues with working through who and what they are and compromising between body and mind and spirit that actively choosing to change into/present as something/someone who They Are Not is. Not usually their cup of tea.

As a whole they tend to have specific forms that they prefer as being closer to themselves, and distinct enough that it doesn't feel like they're faking something they're not

(changing to look like a different person, or a edited version of themself is Very Very not fun unless either explicitly for disguise or shenanigans)

(the exception to this is that Luthien can make herself look almost perfectly human without any real issue. she doesn't do it often but especially as she ages she likes to catch glimpses of her reflection and get both excited and sappy. this is in contrast to making herself look almost perfectly like an elf which makes her feel like her skin is on fire.)

(Also I'm pretty sure all of them can flip their agab presentation while only feeling varying degrees of off, and even then it's a different feeling than the shapeshifting dysphoria. Dior and Elwing are the two who I think mind it the most)

They all have the (agonizing to write) trait of feeling very distinct relationships to their species in their body vs soul/mind vs spirit/fea and they all feel it very differently! This isn't exclusive to Luthien's line but the maia blood does make it worse.

Oh! This is a new headcanon of mine actually but!

They all have faces that are very very hard to capture in image. They are the bane of portrait artists (and, to a degree, sculptors) everywhere because the art never looks accurate to life

It's not blatantly off it's just. missing something? Or something was added? maybe it's a little too wide, or narrow, or long, or short, in one place or another

It's not unrecognizable but if you've ever seen the subject in real life you can just tell

It's especially bad with Luthien (and Daeron) and Dior (to a lesser extent) because everyone literally sees them differently, as in their features will be slightly different depending on what each person finds attractive/aesthetically appealing and beautiful

(not a lot, again, it's not unrecognizable, but there has never and will never be any accurate depiction of Luthien as she was as a person)

(as a concept, though, as the most beautiful creature to have ever existed in Arda, a little of her image exists in every portrait lovingly made of a beloved spouse, every child's drawing of their family, in biological sketches of songbirds and field mice, in a sculpture of a stranger's face. Daeron remembers his sister perfectly, but he collects these regardless)

(Arwen, Luthien come again, isn't described as such by her grandparents. Galadriel and Celeborn both knew Luthien, and while Arwen and her father both look as closely to her as genetically possible, to those who actually know them both it's nothing more than uncanny family resemblance. Luthien was to most a concept personified, Arwen is a person with concepts imposed on her.)

The list of people who have seen Luthien how she actually, physically, defaultly is, essentially consists of Melian, Daeron, Beren, and Dior

Beren doesn't see her as she is right away because he doesn't know her right away, but they learn about each other and she shows herself and he sees her and by the time she rescues him from Tol-im-Gaurhoth there are no echoes on her face

(He's always a little bit haunted that he nearly died without realizing he'd never quite seen the truth of her before)

Neither Thingol or Beren can quite see their own features on their children's faces. They clearly take after their mothers, after all!

(This leads to much affectionate eye-rolling on Melian and Luthien's part)

Hair stuff!

It's alive! kinda! it's definitely not normal hair!

It moves a lot on its own. Sometimes like a breeze is blowing where there isn't one. Sometimes more like tentacles. It depends on its mood.

They've got some very pretty traditional cosmic horror vibes swirling around on their heads. It's very sparkly and colorful but in a Forbidden Shrimp Colors that your brain is unable to comprehend way so it reads as iridescent black mostly, or holographic white, where applicable

Luthien's hair actually is a glimpse into space, Daeron's is a glance at a star

(Luthien's magic hair cloak survives, I think, into the 4th age and beyond, though if anyone/anything has found it they certainly don't know the origins of the beautifully intricate living star map. It has seen the reign of countless north stars, yet the lines always point to the same coordinates- where the ancient, sunken, ruined remains of what once was Tol-im-Gaurhoth lay)

Speed round!

Fangs and talons and horns oh my! Are they tooth and keratin and bone, or are they petrified wood and gem and stone? Yes!

They all smell a little like ozone and a lot like petrichor, flowers, and Green. If you've smelled green you know what I'm talking about. Also, unfortunately, like bird. Birds don't smell great, especially wet bird.

Weird Foresight Powers++

(Most of them don't have actual foresight, but all of them are more in-tune with the Song than is natural for an incarnate)

Their eyes glow, most notably in the dark, unless the irises turn black as they sometimes do. They are also all unnaturally bright versions of the less-spooky parent's- Dior's are gold, Elwing's are blue-green like a tropical sea (Elured and Elurin split the color between them- ultramarine and emerald), Elrond and Elros have pale star-gold, Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen all have silver.

(Daeron and Luthien being the exception again, because I decided they have Melian's eyes before I decided this, and I don't know what color eyes Thingol has. Watsonianly: Melian's spooky genes overwrite a lot. Luthien's genotype is probably much closer to his than her magically overwritten phenotype)

Their sclerae turn black and their pupils white, on occasion, usually when using powers

They don't bleed right. It's a little too red for an elf, a little too light for a human, and it shines strange as it beads like quicksilver on the skin

They have very shiny, cool skin. Luthien looked like her's was silver plate under a stretched stocking, the rest toned it down from there but it's still noticeable.

The Song is. Attached to them. They are all very much Main Characters. Their lives have a clear story arc with symbolism and narrative parallels. They are all subconsciously aware that their lives are a fairytale, whether tragic or no, and yes this has many Implications and affects. They are not the only ones like this, but they are the only ones who, to some level, know they are in a story.

This is the fundamental separation between them and everyone else.

The difference in how they perceive themselves between heart soul and spirit is very difficult to explain and understand, but not impossible to someone who knows them and is willing to put in the work.

The life-long knowledge that they are Important to the Song and their every choice and event they experience and their mere existence serves a greater purpose in a way that most other people simply do not- that's very, very isolating.

No one else can understand how they see the world. Very very few people are willing to try, and even fewer in a way that's not frustrating. There is a reason most of them find only one person to latch on to outside of their family, and a reason they hold on through hell and high water.

(This is about being neurodivergent)

[punctuation-completionist]

Holy shit I thought I'd seen the worst and laziest gimmick blogs already. Congrats on setting the bar even lower.

@#$_&-+()/*"':;!?,.~`|•√π÷ק∆£¢€¥^°={}\%©®™✓[] get a fucking job

jokes on you asshole, i am in school most of the day and have multiple hours of homework every night. i just ride the bus for two hours to and from school and know how to use a queue

and you? do you understand how much work i put into this blog? how much i've learned about various punctuation so that i—with time i could easily use doing something else i might add—can tell people about things that i find interesting? i doubt it because you just have a hate filled heart from what i can see, picking on blogs that you find lazy because you can't even bother to dig.

i would have just left this in the inbox; but i really do feel like showing everyone what a fool you are. i mean, come back when you know all the brackets and dashes and have read at least one book about punctuation and then you can talk about who's the "laziest gimmick blog"

and no, i am not justifying that keyboard smash of an attempt to get more punctuation. if you want to talk about lazy bud? take a look inwards, perhaps.

[hella1975]

day so bad u go hmm what if i watched brother bear