#as i was literally drinking wine

[boomiyah]

i have this HC that the legal drinking age in the wizarding world was like 35+ because its like magic and stronger or whatever but only the purebloods knew that (sirius too but we all know he probably doesnt gaf)

imagine if severus (and every half-blood/muggeborn) just assumed it was still 21 like in the muggle world😭🙌

like, imagine in ootp, or even just the hogwarts staff room, the adults of the order are having booze after a long day

then someone takes a sip (maybe tonks) and goes "damn no wonder the age limit for this stuff is for 35+ years" and severus is mildly horrified like "??? what...."

minerva, at the meeting, immediately staring him down like "🤨? what are you hiding...?"

he'll either a.) have no shame about it or b.) "i am not giving away my supplies"

his hidden stash of booze in hogwarts goes missing the next day

[planet4546b]

daydrinking in the park in the middle of edgeworth's murder case middle of investigating the case in which edgeworth has been accussed of murder pausing to daydrink in the park on a beautiful december afternoon with his best friend who is reasonably drinking what appears to be a lovely soda clearly holding an open bottle of wine despite the fact edgeworth is currently being framed for murder middle of the afternoon drinking wine straight from the bottle wine appears to be his drink of choice despite the fact he is twenty four years old and he could be drinking a bud lite or maybe a white claw and its the middle of the afternoon and hes in a park and edgeworth is currently being framed. for murder.

[saym0-0]

i fw loceit now

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this is the kind of photo where i feel like i should know who these people are but really i just found it on pinterest

[driaswrld]

higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

[scribeofmorpheus]

everyday i learn more about joplin, everyday i wish they just cancelled veilguard or took longer to make the joplin project they envisioned.

i think i'm just gonna put all the blame on anthem atp.

[article link]

if they were in such a rush to make me5, why didn't they just go ahead with that project and then make da4 after--if the funds allowed for it?! i bought the artbook and that literally just made me go down a spiral.

like... this hurts me so much man.

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[kusogitsune]

Would you accept an already drunk elf's invitation to go bar hopping in the notoriously rowdy Adventurer's district?

Sherry Lilet was born to a wealthy family that fell on hard times after the sudden death of her father when she was just a girl. Her mother raised her and two other sisters on vineyard. There she learnt all the skills needed for being useful on a farm while also being educated for her eventual return to high society. She grew up unafraid to break a sweat and with a taste for drink and tolerance that would put the most boastful Adventurer to shame. Known as infectiously enthusiastic about her passions, she's notorious for roping people into hijinks and misadventures.

[chronologically-challenged]

[Image ID: Video from Start Again Start Again Start Again: A Prologue. The video features the player using the wine bottle only for Siffrin to say they won't drink it. They talk to Odile, picking the "I-I forget things??" option. Once the dialogue is finished, the player uses the bottle of wine again, and Siffrin decides to drink it. Odile also drinks the wine, to Isabeau's protest. End ID].

No, I didn't replay the game in one sitting for way too long just so I could get this scene with Odile what are you talking about-

[frownyalfred]

BVS Alfred, with tears in his eyes: oh 🥺 he finally drank something

BVS Alfred picking up an empty bottle: it was three bottles of Pinot Noir, but that is a liquid 🥹

[shiramono]

vulgar text warning?

I SWEAR TO GOD R34 COMMENTS BE THE WILDEST SHT I'VE SEEN

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you? You are still a brat. What do you know? You're only three years older. Like you are any better than me. You're 21, and still a virgin. What are you proud of? I think you can't do it.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 06

[almondcroissantsandink]

was absolutely stopped in my tracks and BLOWN away yesterday at work when a coworker called me pure; I literally haven't been called that in over a decade and there's always been something about it that rubs me the wrong way

[ef-1]

🍷<3

[satyrcatartz]

u guys know those “giving my Italian husband (x) food/(x) American thing” tik toks. well yeah Hetalia Prumano semi-rare pair attack

my friend and I have been. Obsessed with those. Why does she. Why. It’s like aggravating a chihuahua for views and it’s the most entertainment. Tbh. This art looks SO shitty but the Prumano brain rot is too real for me… Also I saw the pizza burger irl the other day and I don’t wanna talk about it

[malewifemanhunter]

he's so delicate and dainty and coquette, look at him shyly drawing patterns on the bar and looking at charlie from under his lashes, so babydoll of him honestly, so nymphet and sweet and lovely, i could put him in the cup of my hands and drink him whole

[c-kiddo]

thinkin about when tmn met cad and nott was like “do you need any help there, mr? mrs?” .like Let me get this bitchs pronouns before i call him strange and frightening and then shoot my friend to check if he has healing powers

[many-gay-magpies]

one thing in good omens that i did not fully pick up on in the show and was instead made to realize upon reading the book is that it is not crowley that loves queen and has an unholy amount of queen CDs/tapes and literally only ever plays queen music. it is The Car. the car is sentient and turns every fucking thing put in it into queen. that car fucking loves queen. i think genuinely one of the saddest scenes in the book is when zira and crowley steal a jeep and drive it back to london and the cassette they put in doesn't turn into queen.