#artemis fowl the movie

[yakkety-yak-art]

I was going thru my google docs and found notes that I apparently took while watching the Artemis fowl movie when it first came out and some of my notes r so funny out of context

[imagionationstation]

Long Reblog Poll Chain:

Put your 4 favorite characters from 4 pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your vibe. Then tag 4 people!

Thanks for the tag, @ceciturtle!!

Only Four peoples?? …Alright: @asheronangel, @sleepingdragon11, @teks-emporium, @tmntforeverinmyheart

(+anyone else who wants too!! Do it!! >:p)

[lorekeeper-backset]

Maybe we'll be lucky and in 6 years Artemis Fowl will get a tv show reboot that's more faithful to the books.

[sunnylemonss]

there's no higher betrayal than finding out your favorite book has been made into a movie and the movie turns out to be absolute garbage

[genderlesssnake]

I drew Artemis as the onceler because I have nothing better to do

[joellalovestoread]

no one: hey! So what do you want for Christmas? me: so, you know how the Percy Jackson movie wasn’t good, but they made a really good show a few years later? I want that for Artemis Fowl. The movie was trash but a show? That’s what I want for Christmas. no one: no one: you’re getting a f***ing gift card.

[penguinsandyetmorepenguins]

red one was a surprisingly good movie and I think y'all should watch it

[drakon-star]

i'm only a beginner at photoshop but i thought it'd be fun to make a movie poster for a movie that definitely doesn't exist

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[the-outlandish-owl]

Once again a book adaptation has betrayed me.

What if we invented a streaming service for bookworms that was just the book, scene by scene, no changes, exactly as it was written?

[disneyboot]

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

I can't believe the graphic novels included this bit

[anxious-alyssia]

I JUST REALIZED

I'm sitting here staring at pictures of Tamara Smart wondering why tf she looks so familiar-

then it hits me.

She played Juliet in the Artemis Fowl movie.

She played Enid in The Worst Witch

She played Kelly in A Babysitter's guide to monster hunting

It's you.

...it's still you

[yen-sids-tournament]

the Blue Fairy v Holly Short

Propaganda

the Blue Fairy:

~She's pretty and blue Though Disney didn't want her to be based on the glamour girls of the time, he loved the design for her despite that Hates lying/liars Super sweet ~The FIRST Disney fairy deserves the nomination, if not the win.

Holly Short:

~She’s one of the coolest fairies I’ve ever heard of. Perhaps it’s just something to do with the world building in the books, but she’s such a badass. In Eoin Colfer’s book, fairies aren’t born with wings. She spent time and effort learning to use wing backpack type things to fly. She’s a good friend, but will absolutely shoot you if you’re being stupid. Please, man. I love her.

[eucalyptusnomore]

Myles would be the type of guy to just fangirl (in a Fowl way) over Dune or sm like. just straight analysing each scene and rereading the trilogy every night etc. etc.

And he'd lore dump to Beckett and he'd kinda be a bit indifferent (still listening intently tho ofc) but then Myles would mention the Muad'dib or the worms and he'd suddenly gain interest bc. creature

[forbestiel]

will be turning into a full time percy jackson tv show promoter and advocate when the show drops (with the secret agenda of convincing disney that rebooting horrible movie adaptations as amazing tv shows is a good business decision therefore securing an artemis fowl tv show)

[artist-issues]

Please wake up to the art of remakes and adaptations.

Open up your eyes. There is such a thing as “a good adaptation” and “a bad adaptation” and the word that separates one from the other is “faithfulness.”

Stop going to movie adaptations of your favorite book, cartoon, or comic, when they are not faithful. Because guess what? Amazing fanfiction writers are out here sacrificing what they subjectively like because they’re committed to staying true to the original story they love.

You guys know what a good fan-work is, because it stays faithful. It stays faithful to the character’s motivations (and therefore, who the characters are) and it stays faithful to what the theme of the story is. So stop going to Hollywood’s bad fanfiction, and giving people who don’t care about the source material your time, attention, and money.

Stop going to a movie that has nothing to do with the content of your favorite story just because you want to see what it looks like on the big screen. Yeah, seeing Percy Jackson’s sword pop out in CGI was neat but that’s not Percy Jackson, so no, it wasn’t that neat.

Just read fanfiction that’s faithful. That’s what you really want. More of what you love, not cheap imitations that stole your favorite franchise’s face.