#artemis fowl the movie

[yakkety-yak-art]

I was going thru my google docs and found notes that I apparently took while watching the Artemis fowl movie when it first came out and some of my notes r so funny out of context

[lorekeeper-backset]

Maybe we'll be lucky and in 6 years Artemis Fowl will get a tv show reboot that's more faithful to the books.

[sunnylemonss]

there's no higher betrayal than finding out your favorite book has been made into a movie and the movie turns out to be absolute garbage

[genderlesssnake]

I drew Artemis as the onceler because I have nothing better to do

[drakon-star]

i'm only a beginner at photoshop but i thought it'd be fun to make a movie poster for a movie that definitely doesn't exist

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[the-outlandish-owl]

Once again a book adaptation has betrayed me.

What if we invented a streaming service for bookworms that was just the book, scene by scene, no changes, exactly as it was written?

[disneyboot]

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

I can't believe the graphic novels included this bit

[anxious-alyssia]

I JUST REALIZED

I'm sitting here staring at pictures of Tamara Smart wondering why tf she looks so familiar-

then it hits me.

She played Juliet in the Artemis Fowl movie.

She played Enid in The Worst Witch

She played Kelly in A Babysitter's guide to monster hunting

It's you.

...it's still you

[yen-sids-tournament]

the Blue Fairy v Holly Short

Propaganda

the Blue Fairy:

~She's pretty and blue Though Disney didn't want her to be based on the glamour girls of the time, he loved the design for her despite that Hates lying/liars Super sweet ~The FIRST Disney fairy deserves the nomination, if not the win.

Holly Short:

~She’s one of the coolest fairies I’ve ever heard of. Perhaps it’s just something to do with the world building in the books, but she’s such a badass. In Eoin Colfer’s book, fairies aren’t born with wings. She spent time and effort learning to use wing backpack type things to fly. She’s a good friend, but will absolutely shoot you if you’re being stupid. Please, man. I love her.

[eucalyptusnomore]

Myles would be the type of guy to just fangirl (in a Fowl way) over Dune or sm like. just straight analysing each scene and rereading the trilogy every night etc. etc.

And he'd lore dump to Beckett and he'd kinda be a bit indifferent (still listening intently tho ofc) but then Myles would mention the Muad'dib or the worms and he'd suddenly gain interest bc. creature

[forbestiel]

will be turning into a full time percy jackson tv show promoter and advocate when the show drops (with the secret agenda of convincing disney that rebooting horrible movie adaptations as amazing tv shows is a good business decision therefore securing an artemis fowl tv show)

[artist-issues]

Please wake up to the art of remakes and adaptations.

Open up your eyes. There is such a thing as “a good adaptation” and “a bad adaptation” and the word that separates one from the other is “faithfulness.”

Stop going to movie adaptations of your favorite book, cartoon, or comic, when they are not faithful. Because guess what? Amazing fanfiction writers are out here sacrificing what they subjectively like because they’re committed to staying true to the original story they love.

You guys know what a good fan-work is, because it stays faithful. It stays faithful to the character’s motivations (and therefore, who the characters are) and it stays faithful to what the theme of the story is. So stop going to Hollywood’s bad fanfiction, and giving people who don’t care about the source material your time, attention, and money.

Stop going to a movie that has nothing to do with the content of your favorite story just because you want to see what it looks like on the big screen. Yeah, seeing Percy Jackson’s sword pop out in CGI was neat but that’s not Percy Jackson, so no, it wasn’t that neat.

Just read fanfiction that’s faithful. That’s what you really want. More of what you love, not cheap imitations that stole your favorite franchise’s face.

[a-boy-too-weird]

[justanothercinemaniac]

Some of the Original Movies Disney+ & Hulu Removed are Available to Purchase Digitally

If you didn't know, earlier this year Disney+ & Hulu followed a trend of removing a bunch of originals from their services in a cost cutting measure. Since those were pieces of original content, you couldn't watch them anywhere else. But now 12 of the 15 movies they removed can be bought on digital storefronts like Amazon and Apple. Those movies are:

Artemis Fowl

Better Nate Than Ever

Cheaper by the Dozen (2022)

Clouds

Crater

Darby and the Dead

Flora and Ulysses

Hollywood Stargirl

The One and Only Ivan

The Princess

Rosaline

Stargirl

Trevor the Musical, Magic Camp, & Black Beauty (2020) are still unavailable.

When you buy a movie digitally, you don't technically own it. You own the right to stream that film as long as it is available on the platform you bought from. So if these are delisted from digital storefronts, you won't have access to them. UNLESS you download them. If you download a movie you've purchased (not rented) it stays downloaded even if the title is delisted. I had that happen with a movie I bought on iTunes but since I had it downloaded to an external hard drive, I could still watch it.

Physical media is always the best way to preserve media, but considering you couldn't watch these AT ALL and now you can this is definitely a win. And the more money these movies make on digital storefronts, the more its creators will make with residuals.

TL;DR - 12 movies Disney removed from streaming services can now be bought digitally and that's good.

[astraeajackson]

WHY DOES SCHOOL HAVE TO START IN TWO DAYS LIKE I LITERALLY DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO WAKE UP AT SIX THIRTY IN THE MORNING EVERY SINGLE DAY AGAIN AND DO HOMEWORK AND THE WORSE PART IS MY WHOLE FUCKING FRIEND GROUP LEFT SCHOOL THIS FUCKING SUCKS AND I'M GONNA BE ALL ALONE

😭

anyways thank you this concludes my tedtalk on why going back to school sucks😔

I'm gonna go cry in the corner now with my various comfort books, tv shows and assorted paraphernalia 😓