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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "šš¼šš¼ā" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) āwhy didn't he use š«µš¼?ā didn't exist yet. āwhy didn't he use š?ā dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. šš¼ is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent šš¼šš¼ as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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The final TF2 issue really got to me. Spoilers, but itās the reveal that all of this suffering and murder and war over gravel and shitty land was for nothing but senseless, bottomless hatred. That the administrator canāt even remember where this revenge plot started as she flashes through different false memories of her parentsā deaths. There was never a tragic backstory or justification, only terrible people doing despicable things. And despite how crass and stupid and unserious TF2 is, the story subverts every expectation by showing the survivors and inheritors willingly breaking the cycle. Ms. Pauling lies to the administrator and chooses not to save her, and finally lets her die. (Hurts even more if you read into the subtext that Ms. Pauling is in love with the administrator.) She lets the final cache of Australium go and walks away from the burden and legacy of a century-old bloodfeud. Hale lets Grayās daughter go and live her life freely. Spy is the first to arrive at Scoutās house and meet his big family, finally takes off his mask, and helps with the kids. Even Merasmus exhaustedly makes peace with himself and Soldier and chooses not to curse him or something. Thereās nothing to finish, no promises to keep, and no one to avenge. The only thing to do is break the cycle and walk away.
It feels odd how happy and warm everything is, but it feels so right and earned. These bloodthirsty, awful, violent men were expendable cogs in a machine of endless violence, and they found a way out. Itās a genuinely great message about letting go the past that burdens you and finding the will and a way to hit the bricks, change, and be happy. Maybe they donāt technically deserve happiness, but theyāve got it nonetheless, and theyāre not gonna let it go to waste. Theyāre still all crazy and violent, but on their own terms now and with people who love them! Smiles.
#tf2#rant#personal#the stuff with the administrator reminded me of the ending of breaking bad#except the admin isnāt as self aware as Walt lol#that there was never a sympathetic reason or justification to fall back on#all of this was done simply because they were sadistic people#I really appreciate the writers avoiding the expected trope of the administrator dying and#Ms Pauling taking the mantel and becoming the next administrator. both as a either a girlboss empowerment thing or a sad but realistic end#like nah theyāre happy and doing well. we wonāt torture these characters any more and doom them to continuing the cycle#theyāll be happy and youāll be happy for them
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my troubled perfect princess who deserves 400 years in jail <3
#i have Such an obsession with this man's profile i fear this is becoming like a nam seonho circa 2021 moment for me. oh no#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#armand#no one will understand this fuckass reference except maybe my treasured eastern european mutuals (do any of u weirdos watch this show)#but i was listening to Najdraga Moja by toshe proevski while i was sketching these and like. fuck. armand amv moment but truly#Š¼Š¾Š¶Š°Š¼ Š“Š° Š½Šµ ŃŠµ ŃŠ°ŠŗŠ°Š¼. Š½Šµ Šø Š“Š° Š·Š°ļæ½ļ潊¾ŃŠ°Š²Š°Š¼. Š° Š·Š° ŃŠ¾Š° ŃŠø ŃŠø Š¼Šø Š“Š¾Š»Š¶Š½Š° Š“Š¾ ŠŗŃŠ°Ń. like literally lol what if i walk into the ocean#my art#fanart
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I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing theā DPxDC Prompt
āWoah. You look like shit."
Granted, thatās probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; heās not running on 100% right now either.
The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.
"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."
And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.
The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.
If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.
"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.
"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.
"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.
The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.
He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."
There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.
"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."
Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"
"Daniel? Is that you?"
His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.
#I AM LOUDLY PUSHING THE BATDAD AGENDA#anywaysā add ons are encouraged i wanna talk more dpxdc with folks i just cant find any aus i really like enough to engage with#which is nobody's fault and its why im making my own content in order to reach more people#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dc x dp#dpxdc prompts#i took a āwhich batfam member are you (except its personal)ā quiz a few days ago#and got bruce wayne. and then was promptly read to filth why im most like him and it rudely but accurately explained why im the most like#him. it also consequently explained to me why i like him so much. whenever i see him in his kindest form i see a mirror looking back#anyways lots of ādanny rejecting bruce as a parentā aus. may i present: bruce and danny finding family in each other aus. batdad aus pls.#dpxdc prompt#dcxdp#this prompt can take place at any point of Batkid accumulation but personally i was imagining this as before Bruce has any of his kids yet#eldest brother danny supremacy and also just that one on one bonding#danny being someone who was never afraid of the dark as a kid and even less so as he got older. taking solace in it as a ghost because you#cant hide in the dark when you glow. his enemies can't jump out at him. but he can jump out at them. how can he be afraid of the dark when#the dark is where the stars like to live? there's a comfort in the shadows. there might be something hiding in it. but he's hiding in it to#blood blossoms eat ghosts headcanon#wasn't sure where i was gonna go with this at the beginning and then i caught steam.#batman casually kidnaps an orphan upon kid's request. also the kid was Actively Dying Of Poison. What was he gonna do?? NOT help him?#mister 'keeps candy in his utility belt specifically for scared children'??? no way.
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"The bigots up top think we're ALL fucked up! They want us ALL dead!" Hey that's cool dude you're right! Now are you saying this as a genuine expression of solidarity and community, or do you only bring this point up when the acknowledgement of intersectionality makes you uncomfortable? Is it a rallying cry, or a way to shut down people affected by intercommunity bigotry?
#any time someone brings up misogyny and transmisogyny someone says this shit#racism too#and it's just soo infuriating. like yeah okay the government wants me dead#but acting like we have to focus on that at the expense of people suffering from intercommunity issues... we can care about both you know#and it's not great when a space that is meant to be a welcoming exception to the norm still shits on you.
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Alright okay fine i did it i started watching leverage are youāre all so correct it is a beautiful sexy show about the most autistic people in the world doing robin hood crimes and flirting with each other. And i love it.
#except for the 1 episode where the villain is literally an irish carriacature#āhis da used to make bombs for the iraā you know not everyone in belfast was in the ra right?#dont even get me started on the accents. but i digress#if any mutuals have fic recs of fandom classics that r worth the hype? hmu#leverage
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nooo guys help i mothered too close to the sun
#jean grey#x men#x-men#x men comics#except i took her and i made her my oc dont rat me out#what else.#the phoenix#art#artist#artists on tumblr#fml#illustration#digital artist#digital drawing#digital painting#digital art#digital illustration#drawing#any's art
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I forgot he had a birthday. Happy late birth little guy.
#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#summarizing tgcf without having read any of it#except I do now#eeeeh did I make a new tag for it idr#happy birthday xie lian#myart#tbf i don't even remember real birthdays let alone fictional ones#so here he's disappointed but not surprised#happy broth#someone send that to me in a dm once hehe happy broth
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I do not feel comfortable being openly homosexual in the company of āqueerā people. Even hinting that I experience absolutely no attraction to the male sex is stressful, because often this results in a bunch of questions that equally feel like bafflement and interrogation. āWhat about THESE men?ā No, not them either. No men. āBut this man identifies as a woman!ā I am not wired to be attracted to pronouns. āWhat about this man? Heās femme!ā He is still a man, and I am still a lesbian. āSo just no men at all?ā YES. What is so hard to understand about that? Why canāt you just accept that female homosexuality exists, that it isnāt an evil ideology, and that itās just how I and many other women are born? Why can you accept and understand so many things, but draw the line at a woman having no interest in the male sex?
#I think a lot of people like this are the straight and bi people who have convinced themselves theyāre gay#and they genuinely believe that OSA is part of the gay experience#so when they come across an actual live homosexual theyāre bewildered#Iām just so exhausted#so many times Iāve received some sort of shock or confusion when I tell people Iām not attracted to any men#theyāre SURE that there has to be some exception#that thereās some loophole or workaround#that if they show me the right man or show me a man with the right identity Iāll admit that Iām attracted to him#they donāt understand that such thing will never happen because lesbians do exist#and they donāt understand how emotionally draining it is to have peolle constantly insisting otherwise#please just fucking leave lesbians alone and stop interrogating us about our natural sexuality#gender critical#my ramblings
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Every masterpiece
have its cheap copy
#a thing only rare kƶstebekgiller sweet tooth turkish people can understand#are there any except me#t#i should start a kƶstebekgiller fandom here but turkish fandom people are soooo rare#orda mısınız lan#kostan amca kime oy veriyordur? cok solcu tipi var. kostebekya solcusu#dede ise kƶsdogana oy veriyordur#yeter#enough#sorry to non-turkish people for my bullshit its funny tho
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yes asexuals can fuck but we need to not forget that allos can possibly not fuck ? entirely too many times I hear people saying "lol you're probably ace" to people that are literally just celibate . like guys . please . stop acting like the asexual = no sex i thought we were far past that guys
theres so many reasons to be celibate from religious to health (both physical and mental) and all the way to just not wanting to and it can very much have nothing to do with attraction
(not to mention it feels weird to see as a celibate aroallo but that's a separate topic)
#idk how to tag this#uh ace stuff ? hi asexuals#asexual#ace#aroace#acearo#alloace#aceallo#not gonna do non ace aro tags because this is not a very aro post except for the mention of me being aroallo#also mildly off topic does anyone know any forums about celibacy that arent like idfk christianswaitinguntilmarriage dot com#not that i have anything against religious celibacy but its very unrelatable to me#i kinda feel stupid celibacyposting but thats simply part of my like . identity
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THE SEDUCTIVE PROFESSOR VIKTOR
synopsis: Professor Viktor, the most sought out and dreamt of professor at Piltover Academy. Luckily for youā¦ youāre his favourite student.
warnings: age gap (viktorās gotta be anywhere in his 30s-40s to be a professor, reader is in their 20s (early to late I donāt really care) ), power imbalance, dom!viktor, I tried my best to make this gender-neutral, this isnāt gonna be a full on story, just bullet points I come up with, no beta we die like most of the characters in Arcane
genre: m/f, m/m (however you label yourself, I hope you can read this and enjoy it!)
Professor Viktor hasnāt been a professor for very long at the academy. After he and his partner Jayce Talis revolutionized machinery and magic in the form of Hextech, wellā¦ the academy and the council wanted their genius shared with the younger generations.
āThe Science Behind Magic: HXT101ā became a hit. This course had the highest approval ratings, least amount of absences, and highest amount of A students in the history of the academy.
Viktorās proud of his students work, everyone else sees it as it is. Everyone is doing amazing due to their hot professor.
His attitude, his humour, his accent, his beauty. Professor Viktor is sin incarnate and doesnāt seem to realize it. The dreamy sighs, the lustful gazes. It all goes over his head like water down a ducks back.
Having Jayce come in as a guest speaker doesnāt help in the slightest.
The two men are gorgeous. Jayce with his broad shoulders, messy hair, and wonderful beard. A few strands of grey focused on his temples.
Viktor with his long hair, sultry eyes, lithe frame thatās mostly delectable legs. He dresses wonderfully too. All tailored to fit his frame perfectly. His tiny waist seems almost impossibly small.
Viktor tries his best to be impartial to his students; neutral as a good teacher should beā¦ but thereās something about you.
Youāre bright, intelligent, well-spoken. Overall beautiful. He canāt stop looking at you during lectures, he canāt stop thinking about you in the privacy of his own home; in his office as well.
You always pay attention in class, you ask riveting and inspiring questions, you continue the conversation Viktor is desperately trying to create to invigorate the students the way he and Jayce were all those years ago.
Your pretty eyes, soft looking lips, shiny hair. The way the academy uniform compliments your figure in all the right ways. Heās a man obsessed.
He knows youāre at least physically attracted to him. The way you bite your lip when you look at him, when you shyly look down when he compliments your work with a sultry āgood jobā
How you jolt in your seat from daydreaming when he comes up behind you and whispers in your ear to pay attention.
He wants to see how you react to other stimuli. A practical theory if you will.
Will you be good and listen to Viktorās every command? Or will you be bratty; needing to be put over Viktorās lap and your ass reddened to be taught a lesson. Would you prefer his hand, a ruler, or maybe even his cane?
How pretty would you look on your knees, taking his cock down your throat? Would your eyes water? Would you choke? Or are you secretly a slut, who can take it no problem.
Are you a moaner, a whimperer, a screamer, or a crier?
He knows his blatant desires for you are cementing you as his āfavourite studentā you can do things others can only dream of.
You can come to class late and not need a valid excuse, you can borrow any materials without reasoning, you can stay as late as you want during office hours; when anyone else would be politely but firmly told that their time was up.
People have noticed, everyone but you it seems. The rest of the class canāt help but envy you. How the hell do you have such a drop dead gorgeous man wrapped around your finger, and you donāt even realize it!
Youāre going to realize it soon, when Viktor tells you to stay behind after class. That he has a theory heād like to discuss with you.
That theory leaves you with your face feeling like itās on fire, your throat sore, your body aching in a delicious way, your legs bowed, and your appearance completely disheveled.
Viktor gets the answers heās been desperately craving and is not disappointed. He canāt wait for the semester to be over. He wants you, and he can pursue you when heās no longer your professor.
He just gave you a taste of what heāll give you everyday if you agree to be his.
(Youāll agree to be his. He rocked your shit)
#arcane#viktor arcane#viktor imagine#viktor x reader#viktor smut#professor viktor#arcane imagine#arcane smut#fem!reader#male!reader#gender neutral reader#banners by cafekitsune#HEAR ME OUT#HES SO FINE š©š©#ANY VERSION OF VIKTOR CAN GET IT#(except when heās a kid)
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The Corroded Coffin boys know that Steve and Eddie are dating way before Eddie tells them because he starts using sports terminology during band practice.
#here in the tags is where Iād put an example of Eddie using sports phrases but I donāt know any#except like āhit it out of the parkā but thatās too basic to give him away#I feel like people are playing a practical joke on me when they say they like sports bc I donāt get it#except I do think all the CC boys Eddie included would love professional wrestling#eddie munson#steve harrington#corroded coffin
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something about s1-3 zane is just. oh this guy is so silly and friend-shaped. look at his friendly boy swag. like????? how could you ever hate him. the ultimate silly
not to hate on his titanium era because frankly it is very cool. but the essence of s1-3 zane is unique and uncapturable. he is just a little guy you can put in your pocket. his default facial expression is so inherently funny. there are no thoughts behind these eyes. i would trust him with my life.
#its almost 3am and i cant sleep HELP ME#ninjago#lego ninjago#zane julien#ninjago zane#my post#does this make sense? i am so fond of him like platonically let me just state this isnt any funny business. i just think hes neat#all the ninja have been my favourite at one point or another in my life (its now cole) but this era of zane i will forever be biased for#again im not being a hater of the new state of the show lol most of the characters are way better but zane is the exception imo#you can't improve upon perfection i guess x#AMELIA GO TO BED ITS 3AM#me: hmmmm why is my sleep schedule so screwed? why do i keep waking up at midday?#and then this is the shit i do at 3am#average amelia antics#amelia isn't funny
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finished art??? on schedule??? by miles?!?!? are you proud of me
wip lineart under the cut
do you guys want to see the wips or nah? i have no idea if its something people would actually like seeing or not, but im adding it here anyways cuz i nearly posted it on its own while i was still finishing the piece
#commissions are coming later today once i sort out the site :3#i love this silly goober#cue me drawing damon in every outfit except his own (even though i love his canon outfit so much)#art asks still open!#damon maitsu#p:eg#p:eg art#fanganronpa#danganronpa#also kinda random but if anyone knows any cool artists with really cool rendering and/or semirealism i am all ears#i want to do more art studies
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she has like... lovehandles! and she's still not skinny even from the side! (that's my big beef with a lot of "plus size" fashion dolls) and aside from the joints being a little stiffer than the other dolls (which could just be bc she's new) she seems to have just as much articulation as everyone else
crying...... thank you monster high...........
(my only complaint is that her neck looks a bit long proportionally to the rest of her body but that's not a huge deal)
#dollblr#monster high#monster high g3#catty noir g3#g3 catty noir#g3 monster high#oooh i love this sculpt#she and abbey are my favorites i think#like literally? i can make a doll mini-me out of this and i wouldnt have to do any body mods#straight-up just looks like my body type#except the neck though.... shorten the neck. but otherwise#waaaaah ;A;#famous lime
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