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Fuck X and it’s logo looking like a pôrn app 😐

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Every year during the Olympics Jason calls Dick and it's just

Jason:..

Dick:..I-

Jason: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! And what did you do instead?

Dick: I became a cop 😔

Jason: YOU BECAME A COP!!!

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Me: wants to date a girl

Me: goes onto tinder

Tinder: 99% shows me M/F relationships looking for a third for some “fun” 🥵🍆💦😩 and 0.5% is a mash up of girls just looking for friends and straight up guys fooling the system (not trans or genderfluid in anyway)

Me: 😐☹️ i fucking hate it here

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I literally just reblogged a post like this but… Jason and Dick look super similar (ignoring the run with redhead Jason… it never looked right to me)

Yet in a multitude of comics we see Jason drawn horrendously. He looks ugly, point blank. Even sometimes uncanny valley-esque with the way these artists draw him. Yet, he’s canonically very similar looking to Dick Grayson. Dick who is also considered to be one of if not the most handsome guy in all of DCs characters. Down below are some examples of Dick and Jason looking similar:

Superman Annual 11 - For the Man who has Everything

Here we have Diana Prince mistaking Jason as Dick, the two looking so similar that she forgot for a moment that Dick was no longer Robin. That’s honestly crazy. Wonder Woman must’ve been around Dick enough to recognize him instantly, yet she mistakes Jason as him.

Titans: Titans Together 1

This can just be simple friendly banter/teasing but I and many others know that banter and teasing comes from the truth; no matter how small. Of course two adoptive brothers aren’t gonna see similarities between themselves. But their friends certainly can.

But there are small differences. Jason is much smaller due to malnutrition, his eyes are a different shade of blue and his hair is a wavy mess. Dick is tall, lean, and fairly muscular due to his upbringing in Haley’s Circus. His complexion is darker due to his Romani heritage. But they’re both PRETTY!!! COMIC ARTISTS DRAW JASON PROPERLY OR ILL COME FOR YOU!! 👊👊👊

Like WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THIS?!?!

Thank you Dexter Soy and Dan Mora for these masterpieces 🙏🙏 (Dan Mora please make an official Jason image pls pls pls pls pls pl—)

(Both images and their citations about Jason and Dick’s similar looks come from Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/comments/t5k4i5/jason_todd_is_canonically_ugly_yet_jason_also/)

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Apparently its canon that:

Dick and Jason look alike.

Dick is basically Bruce's carbon copy.

Can you imagine how many times Dick have been mistaken as Jason and Bruce? Or Jason being mistaken as Dick?

Dick, wearing a black tank top and sweats— looking exactly like Bruce, walks into the kitchen:

Damian: Morning, Father.

Dick, turns around, expecting to see Bruce behind him: ?????

——————

20 year old Dick casually picking up his 13 year old brother Jason from school:

Random teacher: Ah, Mr. Wayne. Are you here to pick Jason up?

Dick: Mr— It's me, Dick??? Dick Grayson??????

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Dick walking into the Manor after Bruce and Jason having an argument about something:

Bruce: Jason? You're back?

Dick in a leather jacket: He's out killing people wdym??????

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Dick just wanting to get some coffee, gets stopped by paparazzi, thinking he was Bruce:

Random reporter: Mr. Wayne!

Dick: STOP CONFUSING ME AS MY DAD

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Dick hanging out with Tim:

Random passerby whispering to their friend: That's Bruce Wayne and his son Timothy Drake!

Dick, who could hear it: ...

Tim: Calm down. Calm your tits.

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Jason walking into the kitchen, Bruce and Tim are there, both have been awake for 72 hours now:

Bruce: Morning Dick.

Jason: Did you just call me a dick????

Tim: But— that's your name?

Jason: My name is Jason. I'm NOT DICK.

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Jason and Dick getting de-aged, both wearing their Robin costumes:

Cassandra: Sooooo... which one is Dick and which one is Jason?

Bruce: I— I never realised they look so similar.

Duke: The angry and feral one must be Jason. Dick's the smiley one.

Tim: Nope. Dick's the feral. Jason's the happy. Been stalking them for years, I would know.

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Dick crying hysterically: Do I look old enough to be mistaken as Bruce?!?!?!?!

Bruce: *glares*

Jason: Exactly! I don't look that old to look like Dick.

Dick: FUCK YOU

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But of course, sometimes it's an advantage. Dick could get away with things like being Batman, getting his brothers out of trouble, etc.

While Jason could get away with being Nightwing and stuff. (ehem that time when he dressed up as Nightwing and killed people in the suit.)

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Leon S. Kennedy - Character Analysis

I know that the whole training to become a government agent for the DSO via blackmail was horrendous. Nightmarish. Abusive.

But can I add that Leon being an attractive, 21 year old probably made it so much worse.

Imagine being Leon S. Kennedy, freshly surviving an apocalypse as your first day on the RCPD. You’ve seen horrors and dealt with things only seen in fiction, you’ve made a friend out of a worried young college student and the daughter of the scientists responsible for the destruction of Racoon City.

You’re taken into an interrogation room, still in your filthy police uniform and the bullet in your shoulder hasn’t been checked yet. You’re given one option. Work with us as a BOW killing machine or we send your friend to jail and experiment on the 12 year old. And if we don’t get the results we want… we may have to dispose of her.

You became a police officer to protect the public, the innocent. So you do just that.

You sign your life away.

Now in training you’re abused mentally, physically, and emotionally. People don’t take you seriously at all. Constantly being looked at with sneers, or unwanted appreciation.

You have to chip away at the last little bit of your innate goodness to survive here. You can no longer be that bright eyed, excited kid that finished top of his class at the police academy. You have to become, you have to be the soldier you slowly invented as the night in Racoon City progressed.

You’re not given any time off to properly rest. You’re the DSO’s top agent; you don’t have a choice.

Mission after mission, it seems never ending. The horrors you’ve faced keep piling up to the point you can’t even remember the good memories; the normal memories you experienced before September 30th, 1998.

People expect you to be perfect. The DSO’s Golden Boy. You can’t even have a small vacation in peace before colleagues bug you. Your FOS Hunnigan, the BSAA, TerraSave.

And people wonder why you’re best friend is the bottom of a bottle. It’s the only friend you actually have (at least in your mind it is)

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May I just say… Until Dawn x Supernatural

It doesn’t have to be the brothers. It could be Sam’s kid DJ, or a potential daughter (I’m leaning towards daughter) who finally got to live the white picket fence life that Sam— and Mary Winchester have always dreamed of.

They have no idea the supernatural exists. They’re myths, legends. They’re fairytales used to spook children into behaving properly or to teach them a life lesson. Then all of a sudden a nasty prank goes wrong and two dear friends are missing— and in the Winchester’s gut, they’re dead.

She’s been invited back on the anniversary of the tragedy to have a night with her friends she’ll “never be able to forget.”

She’s going to learn that the supernatural is real. That the items and weird habits of her father are finally starting to make sense. She’s going to have to survive until dawn with the myths and legends her father used to talk to her about when she asked. Even though it always caused a haunted look in her dads eyes and she had to plead to hear the stories.

Then she’s going to have a lot of questions for her dad, if she makes it off Blackwood Pines that is. If she doesn’t end up in a body bag by the time the rescuers come to save her and her friends.

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Dean and Sam were destined to have a doomed toxic co-dependant relationship due to John.

“Take care of Sammy.” Was drilled into Dean’s head since he was four years old. Do whatever it takes to make sure Sam is happy. Healthy.

Does that mean Dean went hungry often as a kid? A teen? Yes. Yes it does. Dean ran himself ragged to keep Sam happy, healthy. Even if it meant slapping him around a bit; Sammy’s even offered to be Deans punching bag when Dean has no where to place his anger, except on his little brother.

“I’m gonna rip his lungs out!” In response to Sam getting hurt is not normal. Dean saying this with death in his eyes and a growl in his voice as a teen and later as a man is not a normal response. It’s violent, gory, and over-the-top.

But what else do you expect from the Winchester’s? They’ve been doomed since the beginning.

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this is so stupid but here’s a little comic i made for a little bingo au me and @twisted-tales-told came up with a few weeks ago. pretty much just the idea that jason needed a cover at some point and stumbled in on bingo night and was quickly adopted by the little old ladies there. now he plays every friday and has beef with dora and gets sent home with banana bread :) clara is trying to set him up with her grandson and all of her problems with her land lord have mysteriously been solved :))

being involved in his community is very important to jason and he loves seeing them host community events bc it feels like his home is healing

bonus: none of the bats have the faintest idea what Jason does in his spare time aside from babs and dick is so butthurt he wasn’t invited (not pictured: nightwing outside the bingo hall window looking in look a kicked puppy while jason flips him off)

(this is my first comic pls be nice it’s just a sketch)

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Thinking about that series on TikTok where canon batfamily characters meet their fanon counterparts and I think all canon characters would have a sort of disdain to borderline hate for their fanon versions EXCEPT BRUCE. Canon Bruce would be seething with jealousy

Canon Bruce: so you’re saying… most of them live with you. In Wayne manor. And it’s not burned down every week.

Fanon Bruce: yup! All of them except Jason, he and I don’t get along very well you see… he’s always angry with me so the weekly family dinners are always tense ://

Canon Bruce, through gritted teeth: you see him regularly? Must be nice.

Fanon Bruce: it is! The kids can get a bit rambunctious at times but thankfully their older brother Dick is always there being the good responsible mentally stable older brother he is so there’s not much damage except the broken vase or two

Canon Bruce, glaring daggers: is that so.

Fanon Bruce: there’s also Tim, he can’t get enough of his coffee, sometimes I have to replace it with decaf just to get him to sleep!

Canon Bruce, who has found Tim napping in places he didn’t think was humanely possible to sleep in: hnn

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Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

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Oh Kiri you love me 🥺🥺 this was a treat to see on my Tumblr homepage ❤️❤️

Venigni going grey

The idea of a silver fox Venigni belongs to my lovely friend V on discord. It seems i cant bring myself to paint Venigni having mostly white hair (for now). because I keep wondering how P'd react to the change

P: *points at the chair*

Venigni: my boy, it's not going to work..

And this is how the great Venigni invented hair dye

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A small idea that popped into my brain 💡

This is totally random but I would love to read a Jason Todd fic a la John Wick style. Everything is still the same (relatively)

Jason is adopted by Bruce the same way (stealing the batmobile tires)

Jason becomes Robin

He’s great at it! He’s happy, kind, and a great relief to see for the citizens of Gotham

He and Dick eventually get around to having a lukewarm brotherly relationship

He still gets murdered by the Joker and somehow miraculously wakes up 6 months later in his grave (somehow. That’s up to you)

Here’s where it differs: More below ⬇️

The League of Assassin’s still picks him up and Talia trains him, eventually becoming like a mom to him

and he is a brother to Damian

Jason subsequently gets sent on missions, The Continental Hotels are run by the LoA

Due to his extensive training with both Bruce and Talia, Jason is quite a formidable enemy; even more so since the Pit fixed his years of malnutrition

He’s efficient. So efficient that he’s made quite the reputation.

Like in the first John Wick film (all the films tbh), the antagonist goes to his son,

“I don’t care about what you did, son. I care about who you did it to.”

“Who? That fuckin’ nobody?”

“That. Fuckin. Nobody. Is John Wick Jason al Ghul.”

The “Pit Madness” is barely there, only flaring up when Jason is under extreme duress (such as rage or heavy fear)

Due to this reputation, Jason has no trouble overtaking the crime syndicates in Gotham. We saw how effective he was in UtRH (I did this in two hours. Wanna see what I can do in a whole evening?) imagine him now a la John Wick. Unstoppable.

He went back to Gotham both to kill the Joker but to make sure Damian was okay

Jason holds resentment towards the rest of his family (excluding Alfred) to him, his death was meaningless. Jokers still alive hurting people, there’s a new Robin.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome. Jason is going to change that.

Jason doesn’t attack Tim. He’s just a kid, a teenager. His anger is more directed towards Bruce (“You’re not my son. I don’t need your teenage rebellion.” and the fact it seems he so easily replaced him.), Dick (why does Tim get to be Dick’s brother but not Jason? What’s so bad about him?) and even Barbara when she resented him for replacing Dick as Robin. Misdirecting her anger into a kid rather than Bruce.

Damian is proud to call Jason his brother and only addresses him with the al Ghul surname. Not Todd. Not Wayne. Not Todd-Wayne. al Ghul. Jason is an al Ghul down to his bone marrow, he gets affectionately called Ahki (brother)

This makes the rest of the fam stir crazy. Who is he? Is he Bruce’s kid? What’s his goal, his plan? Why’s he in Gotham now?

Dun Dun DUNNNNN There’s an identity reveal

Idk what else to add but I’d DIE to have a fic with this concept. I love Jason so much. Especially all the Jason and Damian meet in the League fics on AO3.

If anyone wants to write this, tag me!!! Please! My AO3 handle is queenie__v. Just give me credit for the premise and I’ll devour the fic you write like it’s ambrosia from the gods. Ps. Please give Jason the white patch in his hair, thanks ❤️

Xoxo love y’all!

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they are gaining humanity

this idea (P growing long hair) was haunting me for too long

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KIRI THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!! Everything is just *chefs kiss* 😙👌

P with white hair, Venigni, Pulcinella taking care of P.

My baby spring 🥺🥺

(This would infuriate Geppetto and that makes me happy 😈)

This is beautiful, 10/10 please feed me more ❤️

P is yet to learn what personal space is.

The actual reason why they sit like this is under the cut. You've been warned.

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Pinocchio has a thing for cats

With every mission Pinocchio gets sent on, he finds a cat of some kind. A tiny kitten, a feral adult, a grumpy elder. It doesn’t matter. He hears a mew or hiss of any kind, he brings the cat back to Hotel Krat. Spring has officially become a foster mum to dozens of cats.

The other members of the hotel don’t say anything. It’s too cute seeing Pinocchio surrounded by cats, all sounding like a motor boat as they circle the pretty puppet. He has his own cat army now.

Pinocchio constantly has a smile on his face when he’s with the cats, it makes everyone’s heart warm at the sight. Spring and Pinocchio still have the strongest bond out of all the cats though; Spring seems to almost have a smug air surrounding her when she interacts with the other cats. As if she knows she’s number one in Pinocchio’s heart and is rubbing it in the other cats faces.

Pinocchio has no idea. He’s just happy he’s surrounded by cats :)