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0junemeatcleaver0 · 9 months
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Sam Reid is actively unattractive and I don't know why so many people have the hots for him
Hrs giving untoasted bagel, dry. But like. That's gotta be some people's jam.
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zefforuins · 1 year
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the anxiety i feel commenting on things on social media is unparalleled.
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cosmos-kitty · 6 months
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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
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unsung-idiot · 1 month
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Stan was not prepared
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great-and-small · 4 months
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
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Bruce: Today I realised I'm old
Clark: What happened?
Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok
Clark:
Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes
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bisexualvader · 6 months
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Marcille: so what’s for d-
Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:
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everwalldigan · 1 month
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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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ahfrickenfrick · 2 months
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vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?
12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??
bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…
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Robin!Jason: I wonder if different brands of shampoo taste different
Dick: They do
Jason:
Dick:
Jason:
Dick: Wait, ask me again and I'll hesitate before answering this time.
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fanaticalthings · 2 months
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
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wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
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thebat-musicman · 15 days
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9 year old Dick: If you’re a friendless loser and you know it, clap your hands!
Bruce:
Dick: Clap. Your. Hands.
Bruce: *clap clap*
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12 year old Jason: HEY YOU!
Jason: HEEEEEY YOU!
Jason: HEY! YOU!
Bruce: It’s not polite to not call people by their names, Robin.
Jason: Nice try, Hey You. I know my mentor’s name.
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13 year old Tim: You see this coffee, Bruce?
Bruce: Thank you for making this for m-
Tim: This is my coffee. You are having water. Only people who don’t break mugger’s fingers get coffee.
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Clark: Batman, your Robins are so polite. They must have been a joy to raise.
Bruce, through clenched teeth: Such a joy.
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batcavescolony · 8 months
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I seen a lot of people argue at Percy is too smart in the show but One, Sally Jackson used Greek myths as bedtime stories, she took him to museums, she did her best to teach him about the God's and monster's that were gonna come to hurt him, was he ment to not learn anything? And Two, Perseus Jackson isn't an idiot! The books are from HIS point of view and he's is an unreliable narrator that THINKS he's an idiot. He's not ACTUALLY an idiot.
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artsymeeshee · 1 month
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Honestly tho
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