#arc-nikos kid

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[obligatoryjauneblog]

Rebellious Arkos child: I hate you! I wish Weiss Schnee was my mom!

Pyrrha: Ha! Like she even knows what a mom is!

[uselessalexis165]

some examples of mine

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: *age 40* Hey guys! 👋 😃

Nora: Jaune-Jaune?! What happened to your face?! You trimmed off all your face fur!

Jaune: What? I just felt like a change is all!

Ren: …wow. You certainly look…younger…without your beard.

Jaune: Yeah, I guess I still have a terminal case of “baby face,” don’t I…? It’s not too bad, though, is it?

Nora: It looks so weird! You’re a grown man with the face of a child!

Ren: It IS a little unsettling…

Jaune: Really? Pyrrha didn’t like it either…

Pyrrha: *sobbing* My husband looks like my teenaged son! I feel like I should call the police on myself for touching him! Please grow your beard back! 😭

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

If you write Arkos with Pyrrha as a monster girl and you don't make her atleast 30% bigger than Jaune, why even bother-

[darkmoonravewolf]

I like how in rwby, how serious people take you is based on your fighting skills. Like they'll look down on you if you're young cause young means less experience.

No one really cares about your gender, skin, height, or outfit. They're racist towards the faunus, but in the grand scheme of things they're really grateful towards hunters.

This is just a really complicated way to describe that I think when Jaune first stated beacon, and team JNPR and RWBY were chilling in the dorm. They brought up initiation and Nora or maybe even one of RWY, pointed at him and said "THIS MOTHERFUCKER AIN'T GOT A LANDING STRATEGY!" like they were back in a middle school classroom and you wanted to playfully rag on your friend who can't do a handstand.

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Family . . . Lost & Found - Prelude

Written with permission from @jboy44

Jaune stumbled out of the bullhead and into the terminal by himself.  All flights to Argus City had been cancelled, but flights from there were coming in quicker than could be expected.

But why?

Why were people coming from Argus, but not going?

He got an answer as he rushed towards the docking Bay.  

Lined up, lying on stretchers, missing limbs, bandaged in awkward places, or covered in dust and marred with cuts and bruises were the people of Argus City.

What had happened?

How had any of this happened?

Who was okay?

Then he remembered.

The reunion . . .

"Oh Gods . . ." He breathed.

His family.

They were all in Argus.  

His mother . . .

His father . . .

His seven sisters and their families . . .

"Uncle Jay-Jay!" The shout of a boy rang out.

It caught Jaune's attention.  He knew who that was.

"Anakin!" He hollered back.

And he made a mad dash towards the voice.  It didn't take long to find him.  There he was.

"Uncle Jay-Jay!" Anakin hobbled towards him, his baggy clothes were a mess.,

"Anakin!" Jaune was horrified.

Anakin was his eldest sister's eldest son.  He was short, his skin was fair, he had dirty blonde hair, and blue eyes.  Jaune wasted no time and effortlessly scooped him up.

"Anakin, what are you doing here?" He asked him, “Where’s your mom?”

The poor boy just screamed into Jaune’s shoulder, he’d already been crying.  Jaune felt surprised.

“Anakin?” He tried again.

He felt his nephew shake his head against him, then the boy leaned back, and pointed to a corner.  Jaune followed and looked, to his relief, he saw Terra there, clutching Adrian tightly.  Tucker was there too, sitting protectively in front of her and her son.  He rushed over through the crowd.

“Terra!” He shouted.

Tucker's ears flicked and he jumped to his feet with a yip. Terra looked up, a relieved expression crossed her face, but was quickly snuffed out; he trembled as she set Adrian next to Tucker and Jaune wrapped her in his arms.

“Jaune . . .” She gasped, hugging him tightly back, “Oh, thank the Gods . . .”

“Terra, please,” He set Anakin down next to Adrian, “What happened?”

“. . . They . . . they’re gone . . .” Terra finally said, “They're all gone . . . They destroyed it . . .”

“What- destroyed what?” Jaune tried, “Who destroyed? Who's gone?”

“Argus . . .” Terra choked, “We were attacked . . . at the . . . reunion . . . Dad, he- he was . . . he and Jean tried to huh- hold them- . . .”

She couldn’t keep it up anymore, and with a heaving gasp, Terra buried her head in Jaune’s shoulder.

That one sentence collapsed Jaune’s world in a snap.

All of them?

Gone?

He didn’t know what to think . . .

Or what to say . . .

“Mom and Mary Jane are in the hospital now.” Continued Terra, “But- but Mary, shes’s-”

Terra couldn’t say anymore, she just hugged Jaune as tightly as she could.  Hiccuping and whimpering, she began to cry.  Jaune, shaken from his stunned state, held Terra as close as he dared, fearing if he let her go now, she would disappear.

“Hey- hey,” He cooed softly, rubbing her back, “You- you’re okay now . . . we’re all here.”

“I tried.” Terra was a mess, “I really tried . . . I wasn’t fast enough . . . Saph . . . ”

Jaune said no more, he just kept holding Terra, trying not to cry himself.  Anakin and Adrian, by their feet, held each other, and the Golden Retriever too.  Feeling them nearby, they brought everyone in, keeping them all close.

[madmanwonder]

RWBY AU - Kids AU Arkos Child: Atlas David Nikos-Arc

Name: Atlas David Nikos-Arc

Gender: Male

General Appearance: Atlas is a tall, muscular young man who has the same facial shape of his father but with his mother features such as emerald-green eyes and the shape of his nose. He is clad in a heavy black-and-bronze steel armor with a heavy fur-lined cloak

Personality: Atlas is a dashing, confident, charming, and aggressive young man who has a dangerous sense of charisma and confidence in him. But he is also short-tempered and arrogant and quick to take offense. He's very ambitious and driven to succed in his ambition and make a name for himself in the Kingdom of Remnants. Despite his overrall negative character, Atlas is a loyal, dutiful, and hardworking young man who's willing to work for his skills and power, never rely on false power or cheats to get what he wants.

Special Talents: Master Warrior, Peerless Spearsmanship & Swordsmanship, Aura Bio-Magnetism Manipulation

Who they like better: His Mother, he is mama boy

Who they take after more: While he is different in personality, but he also inherited Jaune tactial brilliance and charisma as well dorky sense of humor which he often tried to hide from others

Personal Headcanon: Atlas is pansexual, His type are tall people with strong build, Has a Fear of Cows

Face Claim: Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night

[weathermanpolls]

Distribution of Jaune's Children by Teams - jNPr

So, 5-8 was the winner, but 1025-2048 is a close second, and is both a lot more:

useful

hilarious

Unfortunately, for RWBY that was up to over 700 kids, which is a bit too silly. Instead I'll lop 3 off the exponent, to make it more manageable. We'll go with 2^8 instead of 2+11, which is 256, which times 22.9 = 57.

[averagemrfox]

Watching the food fight scene while keeping in mind what’s currently going on in rwby hurts man

[flaggersribs]

Realizing dead boy detectives isn't getting a season two means realizing that Niko won't get a proper funeral, Jenny will be left in shock and guilt about her cuz she was just a kid, Crystal wont get to heal without focusing on her parents, Edwin won't get to run a proper, official agency without death on their tale, Charles won't have his whole realization character arc, NO MORE TRAGIC MICK ADVICE 😭, the night nurse wont be seen happy or at least mildly content, whatever the fuck happened with Esther and Monty, and most importantly there isn't any more forever to figure stuff out

[notmaplemable]

Kid Ruby: When I grow up I want to marry someone like the Rusted Knight.

Ruby: A good person who always tries to help people!

Taiyang: Uh hm.

Ruby: Oh, and I'd like if he was blond and had a lot of muscles.

Taiyang: *Thinking* Note to self: Beware of muscular blonds.

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Kid Pyrrha: I think I'd want a kind husband who would do anything to help the people he loves.

Pyrrha: Someone with a hear of gold.

Mama Nikos: That's nice dear.

Pyrrha: Kind of like a golden retriever, but in human form.

Mama Nikos: Like a faunus?

Pyrrha: Eh, sort of? I'd love him no matter if he was a human or faunus though.

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Mama Arc: What kind of girl would you like to marry, Jaune?

Kid Jaune: I'd like her to be nice.

Mama Arc: Nice?

Jaune: I probably need to lower my standards, don't I?

Mama Arc: ...

[superiorsturgeon]

Ren: *sitting with pregnant Nora* …you know, as you and your friends get older and start having children, you sometimes find yourself thinking…

Flashback…

Jaune: *putting up a poster in 1st year JNPR dorm room with a staple gun*

Jaune: *looks down at staple gun* I wonder if my aura would protect me from this?

*staple gun noise*

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAA-

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Ren: …that guy is a DAD!

Pyrrha: *leaning against Jaune, pregnant with Arkos baby* Yes, I also find myself thinking…

Flashback again…

Nora: *awkwardly waddling out of convenience store, cradling lumpy baby belly*

Clerk: Oh, how adorable! Do you have a name picked out?

Nora: *rubs “baby belly,” causing a clinking sound* Uhh…Six-Pack? 😅

Clerk: …wait a minute…

J_PR: *screech up in a rented van*

Nora: *dives through window carrying shoplifted drinks* Drive, drive, DRIVE!!!

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Pyrrha: …that girl is a MOM!!!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Artemis: *peeking around a corner*C'mon Santa C'mon Santa!

Jaune: *Opening the Front Door dressed as santa* HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Artemis: He's REAL!

Jaune: Oh-ho No! All these Toys are too heavy for me! If only there was a strong little warrior to help!

Artemis: *Running form behind their corner* I CAN HELP! I CAN HELP!

Jaune: Well Hello There Little Artemis! It's good to know I can still tell when people are awake or not. You've been a good kid this year! How about one last thing before the year is out?

Artemis: *Attempts to pick up The bag all on his own, fails* I can Do it! My dad's Really strong as well! I can go get him!

Jaune: Oh, no, there's no need for that! I'm certain your dad Needs his rest.

Artemis: *running off* It'll only take a second!

Jaune: Hold on! You just need to carry a couple-

Jaune: ... Oh Jiminy Christmas.

[novankenn]

( Inspired by THIS post by @pilot-boi )

"a Mafia AU"

Pyrrha Nikos was absolutely stunned how things had turned out, and none of it made a fucking lick of sense. First there was the hit. Who the hell puts a hit on the Arcs? Seriously the large unassuming family, and she meant that in the literal sense owned a vineyard! They made wine! Mind you really good wine. But still! It made no sense.

Then there was the target. Jaune Arc. If he and his family were faunus, Pyrrha would bet without hesitation they would all be "Golden Retriever" faunus. The kid, even though he was the same age as Pyrrha, was dense, oblivious, cute, air headed. WAIT! Did she just call her intended target, CUTE?

Shaking her head, she tried to get the thought out of her head, only for traitorous mind to replace "cute" with "loveable". Pyrrha sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration.

"How did this simple job get so, complicated?" she complained to herself, even though she was currently calling in a cleaning crew do deal with the current mess she was standing in the middle of. They had been a small crew of three mid-tiers. Good enough to take out an obvious idiot of a target, but not even in the ball-park of Pyrrha.

This was getting out of hand. These gals were like the fifth attempt that Pyrrha had to step in and quash. She wanted to say she was just protecting her VERY impressive payday, but she also couldn't suppress the slight hint of anger with herself for being unable to finish the contract, but instead had become the adorable moron's.

"Argh!" she growled in frustration. She had done it again! Applying "lovey-dovey" terms to a target! Her target!

"Ms Nikos." came the monotone, but respective tone of Cardin, leader of team CRDL. Pyrrha didn't like their attitude, she in fact despised Cardin for his reported... proclivities with faunus. But the fact remained they were the best of any cleaning crew.

"Here." Pyrrha handed over a set of golden tokens. It was an unusual system. Each token was valued at a set amount, and were used at a "distributor" to receive the actual lien payment for services rendered. "Trust the normal rate applied for a multi."

"It does." Cardin replied, as he put the tokens into his pocket. "We'll take it from here."

Nodding Pyrrha, moved off, power walking out to the crowded streets of Vale, intent on finding her quarry and ending this job. She had delayed long enough, it was time to...

"I'm never going to be able to pull the trigger." she lamented to herself. "How many times has it been? Every fucking time, I hesitate and just let him walk away!"

Pulling out her scroll, she activated the trace app. She had been able to tag his scroll, which he NEVER turned off, and could find him where ever he was. Wait this was saying he was right BEHIND HER! Pyrrha whipped around, and sure enough Jaune was standing behind her, a loveable dopey smile on his face.

"Here." he continued to smile as he handed her an ice cream cone. A literal ice cream cone! "Seen you around a lot, and you always seem stressed, so I figure this might take your mind off whatever is bother you."

"Seen me around?" Pyrrha's mind was a whirl with questions. How did this idiotic adorable moron, notice her around!

"Yep. You know if you're going to be my new bodyguard, you might as well just walk around with me, instead of hiding. I mean I get it, but it feel funny."

Pyrrha was dumb founded. The Dense, oblivious cutie thought she was hired to protect him, and not off him! With her mind in shock she reached out and accepted the ice.

"I hope vanilla is okay?" Jaune commented, as Pyrrha gave her cone a lick. "If not I can go get another flavor."

"Vanilla is fine." Pyrrha replied

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

DBD swap AU, Niko and Charles swap place while Edwin and Crystal swap places.

Save me Niko with a baseball bat. So I know gyaru fashion picked up in the 90’s but it existed in the 70’s so SHHHHH. Niko saved a Korean kid from being bullied and Crystal is like, “That’s fair, Japan had control over Korea when I was alive.”

Crystal is sacrificed by genderswap Simon (Simone?) and spends 73 years in Hell. She goes through Edwin’s internalized homophobia arc because I wanna draw girl Monty and Cat King. She and Niko get together during the staircase scene because I NEEEED IIIIT!!!

The Boys

(Outfit inspo under the cut.)

Crystal:

Niko: