#arc-nikos kid

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[obligatoryjauneblog]

Rebellious Arkos child: I hate you! I wish Weiss Schnee was my mom!

Pyrrha: Ha! Like she even knows what a mom is!

[uselessalexis165]

some examples of mine

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: *age 40* Hey guys! 👋 😃

Nora: Jaune-Jaune?! What happened to your face?! You trimmed off all your face fur!

Jaune: What? I just felt like a change is all!

Ren: …wow. You certainly look…younger…without your beard.

Jaune: Yeah, I guess I still have a terminal case of “baby face,” don’t I…? It’s not too bad, though, is it?

Nora: It looks so weird! You’re a grown man with the face of a child!

Ren: It IS a little unsettling…

Jaune: Really? Pyrrha didn’t like it either…

Pyrrha: *sobbing* My husband looks like my teenaged son! I feel like I should call the police on myself for touching him! Please grow your beard back! 😭

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

If you write Arkos with Pyrrha as a monster girl and you don't make her atleast 30% bigger than Jaune, why even bother-

[darkmoonravewolf]

I like how in rwby, how serious people take you is based on your fighting skills. Like they'll look down on you if you're young cause young means less experience.

No one really cares about your gender, skin, height, or outfit. They're racist towards the faunus, but in the grand scheme of things they're really grateful towards hunters.

This is just a really complicated way to describe that I think when Jaune first stated beacon, and team JNPR and RWBY were chilling in the dorm. They brought up initiation and Nora or maybe even one of RWY, pointed at him and said "THIS MOTHERFUCKER AIN'T GOT A LANDING STRATEGY!" like they were back in a middle school classroom and you wanted to playfully rag on your friend who can't do a handstand.

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Family . . . Lost & Found - Prelude

Written with permission from @jboy44

Jaune stumbled out of the bullhead and into the terminal by himself.  All flights to Argus City had been cancelled, but flights from there were coming in quicker than could be expected.

But why?

Why were people coming from Argus, but not going?

He got an answer as he rushed towards the docking Bay.  

Lined up, lying on stretchers, missing limbs, bandaged in awkward places, or covered in dust and marred with cuts and bruises were the people of Argus City.

What had happened?

How had any of this happened?

Who was okay?

Then he remembered.

The reunion . . .

"Oh Gods . . ." He breathed.

His family.

They were all in Argus.  

His mother . . .

His father . . .

His seven sisters and their families . . .

"Uncle Jay-Jay!" The shout of a boy rang out.

It caught Jaune's attention.  He knew who that was.

"Anakin!" He hollered back.

And he made a mad dash towards the voice.  It didn't take long to find him.  There he was.

"Uncle Jay-Jay!" Anakin hobbled towards him, his baggy clothes were a mess.,

"Anakin!" Jaune was horrified.

Anakin was his eldest sister's eldest son.  He was short, his skin was fair, he had dirty blonde hair, and blue eyes.  Jaune wasted no time and effortlessly scooped him up.

"Anakin, what are you doing here?" He asked him, “Where’s your mom?”

The poor boy just screamed into Jaune’s shoulder, he’d already been crying.  Jaune felt surprised.

“Anakin?” He tried again.

He felt his nephew shake his head against him, then the boy leaned back, and pointed to a corner.  Jaune followed and looked, to his relief, he saw Terra there, clutching Adrian tightly.  Tucker was there too, sitting protectively in front of her and her son.  He rushed over through the crowd.

“Terra!” He shouted.

Tucker's ears flicked and he jumped to his feet with a yip. Terra looked up, a relieved expression crossed her face, but was quickly snuffed out; he trembled as she set Adrian next to Tucker and Jaune wrapped her in his arms.

“Jaune . . .” She gasped, hugging him tightly back, “Oh, thank the Gods . . .”

“Terra, please,” He set Anakin down next to Adrian, “What happened?”

“. . . They . . . they’re gone . . .” Terra finally said, “They're all gone . . . They destroyed it . . .”

“What- destroyed what?” Jaune tried, “Who destroyed? Who's gone?”

“Argus . . .” Terra choked, “We were attacked . . . at the . . . reunion . . . Dad, he- he was . . . he and Jean tried to huh- hold them- . . .”

She couldn’t keep it up anymore, and with a heaving gasp, Terra buried her head in Jaune’s shoulder.

That one sentence collapsed Jaune’s world in a snap.

All of them?

Gone?

He didn’t know what to think . . .

Or what to say . . .

“Mom and Mary Jane are in the hospital now.” Continued Terra, “But- but Mary, shes’s-”

Terra couldn’t say anymore, she just hugged Jaune as tightly as she could.  Hiccuping and whimpering, she began to cry.  Jaune, shaken from his stunned state, held Terra as close as he dared, fearing if he let her go now, she would disappear.

“Hey- hey,” He cooed softly, rubbing her back, “You- you’re okay now . . . we’re all here.”

“I tried.” Terra was a mess, “I really tried . . . I wasn’t fast enough . . . Saph . . . ”

Jaune said no more, he just kept holding Terra, trying not to cry himself.  Anakin and Adrian, by their feet, held each other, and the Golden Retriever too.  Feeling them nearby, they brought everyone in, keeping them all close.

[madmanwonder]

RWBY AU - Kids AU Arkos Child: Atlas David Nikos-Arc

Name: Atlas David Nikos-Arc

Gender: Male

General Appearance: Atlas is a tall, muscular young man who has the same facial shape of his father but with his mother features such as emerald-green eyes and the shape of his nose. He is clad in a heavy black-and-bronze steel armor with a heavy fur-lined cloak

Personality: Atlas is a dashing, confident, charming, and aggressive young man who has a dangerous sense of charisma and confidence in him. But he is also short-tempered and arrogant and quick to take offense. He's very ambitious and driven to succed in his ambition and make a name for himself in the Kingdom of Remnants. Despite his overrall negative character, Atlas is a loyal, dutiful, and hardworking young man who's willing to work for his skills and power, never rely on false power or cheats to get what he wants.

Special Talents: Master Warrior, Peerless Spearsmanship & Swordsmanship, Aura Bio-Magnetism Manipulation

Who they like better: His Mother, he is mama boy

Who they take after more: While he is different in personality, but he also inherited Jaune tactial brilliance and charisma as well dorky sense of humor which he often tried to hide from others

Personal Headcanon: Atlas is pansexual, His type are tall people with strong build, Has a Fear of Cows

Face Claim: Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night

[weathermanpolls]

Distribution of Jaune's Children by Teams - jNPr

So, 5-8 was the winner, but 1025-2048 is a close second, and is both a lot more:

useful

hilarious

Unfortunately, for RWBY that was up to over 700 kids, which is a bit too silly. Instead I'll lop 3 off the exponent, to make it more manageable. We'll go with 2^8 instead of 2+11, which is 256, which times 22.9 = 57.

[averagemrfox]

Watching the food fight scene while keeping in mind what’s currently going on in rwby hurts man

[aesterblaster]

For the ask game n i k k o

Infintesimal Mother Mother / i was sad last night im ok now Tobi Lou / GRAVITY Brent Faiyaz / Pity Party Melanie Martinez

[ozpins-halfway-house]

Ozpin, Noir got the kids involved and is prepping for the snowball fight. How are you doing on your end?

Jaune: I'm sorry, the kids are doing what now?

Mr. Oz: This is precisely what I needed your help with.

Damien: Oh-ho-ho-ho, hell yeah. I'm in.

Pyrrha: Sounds fun!

Qrow: The pipsqueaks aren't gonna know what hit'em.

Mr. Oz: Excellent. Let the preparations commence.

[superiorsturgeon]

Ren: *sitting with pregnant Nora* …you know, as you and your friends get older and start having children, you sometimes find yourself thinking…

Flashback…

Jaune: *putting up a poster in 1st year JNPR dorm room with a staple gun*

Jaune: *looks down at staple gun* I wonder if my aura would protect me from this?

*staple gun noise*

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAA-

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Ren: …that guy is a DAD!

Pyrrha: *leaning against Jaune, pregnant with Arkos baby* Yes, I also find myself thinking…

Flashback again…

Nora: *awkwardly waddling out of convenience store, cradling lumpy baby belly*

Clerk: Oh, how adorable! Do you have a name picked out?

Nora: *rubs “baby belly,” causing a clinking sound* Uhh…Six-Pack? 😅

Clerk: …wait a minute…

J_PR: *screech up in a rented van*

Nora: *dives through window carrying shoplifted drinks* Drive, drive, DRIVE!!!

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Pyrrha: …that girl is a MOM!!!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Artemis: *peeking around a corner*C'mon Santa C'mon Santa!

Jaune: *Opening the Front Door dressed as santa* HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Artemis: He's REAL!

Jaune: Oh-ho No! All these Toys are too heavy for me! If only there was a strong little warrior to help!

Artemis: *Running form behind their corner* I CAN HELP! I CAN HELP!

Jaune: Well Hello There Little Artemis! It's good to know I can still tell when people are awake or not. You've been a good kid this year! How about one last thing before the year is out?

Artemis: *Attempts to pick up The bag all on his own, fails* I can Do it! My dad's Really strong as well! I can go get him!

Jaune: Oh, no, there's no need for that! I'm certain your dad Needs his rest.

Artemis: *running off* It'll only take a second!

Jaune: Hold on! You just need to carry a couple-

Jaune: ... Oh Jiminy Christmas.

[madmanwonder]

How most people see Atlas

Atlas surrounded by a group of unconscious criminals and rogue hunters/huntresses.

Atlas: Yeah guys are so weak and foolish to think you could stand up to me?

A incredibly powerful and skilled but deeply arrogant and egocentric man with a ego of the size of a moon.

X—xx—X

How his family see Atlas

Pyrrha: Don’t you worry to clean up your room and do your homework before bed, My Lil’ Might.

The huge redhead of imposing build blushed under the fussy attention of his tall and statuesque mom.

Atlas: *Blushing* Mom…don’t call me that nickname anymore. It’s so lame….

A family man and a momma’s boy who loves his mother more than life itself.

X—xx—X

How his friends see Atlas

Chen Ren-Valkyrie(Son of Ren and Nora): Hiya Lassy. Can you do me a huge favor and help me out on this super duper but super easy homework

Atlas rolled his eyes at the short, slender excitable ginger haired girl with a slight grin.

Atlas: Only if you replayed the favor with a favor

A helpful and loyal friend to have at your side.

[deathxanamon]

That's a BIIIIIIIIIIG leak.

The Bathroom Prank

Oriana, Arkos’ daughter: Hey Dad! Dad, hurry! There’s a leak in the bathroom!!

Pyrrha, with her daughter: Hurry Jaune!!

Jaune, from downstairs: WHAT?! *Hear him getting up, almost tripping over their dog, Luna.* What happened?!

Oriana: I dunno, but hurry! It’s such a big leak!!

Jaune, coming upstairs: For goodness sake, this is what I get for putting my feet up for five freakin seconds, I swear to god, can’t I get a break? I mean god freakin damn it, DAMN IT!

Oriana, hiding her scroll that’s filming: Hurry!

Pyrrha: Yes, hurry Jaune! Honey, it’s an awfully big leak, right in the bathtub!! 

Jaune: Yeah yeah I’m coming! For goodness sake, honestly it’s like I hit Forty and boom, my life goes off the fucking rails, you know? And not like ‘Train falling over’ nah, we’re talking ‘Train Simulator No-Clip full freak out into the sky’ off the rails!

*Sees the bathroom.*

Oriana and Pyrrha snort laughing in the hallway.*

Jaune, leaning against the Door frame with a long, heavy sigh.*

Their dog Luna, not sure what’s happening but happy to be there: :D

Oriana, wiping her tears: S-See? *Snort.* It’s massive!

Pyrrha, lying on the floor, laughing in a giggly ball: *Snort! Snort!* It’s a leeeeeeeek! *Snorting, kicking her legs.* ahhhh hah hah! I can’t breathe!

Jaune, slowly sliding down the Door frame to the floor, head in his hands: I expect this from Yang, not you two. *Trying not to chuckle, but failing.* 

Oriana: This is *Snort.* going in a ‘Watch people die inside’ compilation! *More laughing.*