#nothing bad ever happened

[daikunart]

[sky-i-high]

i dont usually post art anymore, but ik you guys are starving, so here you go

[billbrotherman]

wip

shatov's family and kirillov from dostoyevsky's demons where nothing bad ever happens. I hope to finish this idk also i'm new here I'd like to make mutuals 👍

[superiorsturgeon]

Ren: *sitting with pregnant Nora* …you know, as you and your friends get older and start having children, you sometimes find yourself thinking…

Flashback…

Jaune: *putting up a poster in 1st year JNPR dorm room with a staple gun*

Jaune: *looks down at staple gun* I wonder if my aura would protect me from this?

*staple gun noise*

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAA-

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Ren: …that guy is a DAD!

Pyrrha: *leaning against Jaune, pregnant with Arkos baby* Yes, I also find myself thinking…

Flashback again…

Nora: *awkwardly waddling out of convenience store, cradling lumpy baby belly*

Clerk: Oh, how adorable! Do you have a name picked out?

Nora: *rubs “baby belly,” causing a clinking sound* Uhh…Six-Pack? 😅

Clerk: …wait a minute…

J_PR: *screech up in a rented van*

Nora: *dives through window carrying shoplifted drinks* Drive, drive, DRIVE!!!

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Pyrrha: …that girl is a MOM!!!

[fandomflotilla]

Things Beacon Students are No Longer Allowed To Do: Rule 55

55. The situation with Mr Pine is…unusual…and classified. What you need to know is that Headmaster Ozpin will occasionally have to undergo treatment for an injury he received protecting the school. Due to Mr Pine’s semblance, when this occurs, he can connect with the Headmaster and relay any relevant instructions. However, Mr Pine is still a student, regardless of his role in Beacon’s administration. To clarify, unless Ozpin manifests himself, Mr Pine doesn’t have any authority over students or faculty and is banned from ordering people around. (Glynda, is this really necessary? I know it’s a strange situation, but I think you all have the sense to deal with this appropriately. - Ozpin) (…you need to spend more time on campus, sir. - Prof. Goodwitch)

55 a. Mr Pine is not allowed to do Ozpin impressions to get himself or students out of punishments. (…I stand corrected. In my defense, I assumed you’d be able to tell the difference between me and Oscar. - Ozpin) (Told you so. Sir. - Prof. Goodwitch) (Look, it’s not our fault he perfectly mimicked you, the little shit is a natural actor! - Prof. Branwen) (Qrow, you’ve known me for decades. Weren’t you the least bit suspicious why I was getting Ms Rose out of detention for completely unspecified reasons after she committed some serious property damage? - Ozpin) (… - Prof. Branwen) (… - Prof. Goodwitch) (…I suppose I deserve that. Fine, we’ll work out some kind of codeword system so you know it’s me. - Ozpin) (Thank you. - Prof. Goodwitch)

Post based on a submission by @tired1mmortal

Submitter’s note: Besides these, go nuts. Have fun

Submitted April 16th 2021 because I am very bad at responding to submissions. 😭

[starry-knights]

Source

[bluecheeseinmyoffwhites]

I miss Qrow & Clover

[introvert-in-hell]

Juana Flippa and Tilin building a sandcastle

[sunbun-fnaf]

i hate fnaf so much because it makes me want to start a restaurant with my best friend(s) where i get to be a silly little guy in a rabbit costume who entertains children and host silly parties and where kids will have the best birthdays and parties they'll ever have in their whole lives. thats normal. right. thats a normal want.

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!

[treibholz-des-universums]

NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

[beif0ngs]

#THAT’S MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FAMILY 🥺❤️💙

[yujateaandpi]

*gestures incoherently* Stan unhappy. Fiddle unhappy. Maybe they happy… together?

[skogensro]

accidental post-war movie night sleepover

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

SPIDERS AHHHHH

[recny]

jacob anderson #1 lesdaughter enthusiast confirmed