#anyway take this as a gift 🫵

[chaoticrodeo]

never gonna believe what i got into 🎲

[chiquilines]

Its been ages,,, i missed them

[yuff7e]

Just found this blog and OMG I LOVE IT, 🫵YOU ARE AWESOME 🤩

Anyways um, I have a birthday next month and I had an idea for a few of my favs (only a few because I don’t want to stress you out-)

May I kindly ask for male (human) reader x Gyutaro, Gyokko, Hantengu (Main body), and Karaku [separate] (sorry if this is too much) where they take the reader out on a surprise date for his birthday and just treat him really nicely!….and uh, they get a little spicy afterwards~ (mostly teasing so that the “fun” is saved for his special day)

Again, sorry if this is too much, but thank you so much if you get this!

𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒: 𝐀𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒

𝐦𝐚𝐥�� 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

hi there speadrunner!! and thank u so much!! this request is the cutest, and i hope you enjoy these one-shot’s i made for you for each character :) (im going to be honest, i’ve never wittten for these specific demons before so i hope i made them somewhat accurate but also sweet - because knowing them they’re all so erratic in their own way i tried to make them chillax a bit lol—also no gender was really specified, so it could be gender neutral if wanted but i couldn’t really think of anything to make it too male specified…) ఌ︎

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝

gyutaro -> gyokko -> hantengu (main body) -> karaku

♬♪ -> lıllılı.ıllı.ılılıı

gyutaro

gyutaro’s fingers grazed the edge of the ornate box containing a beautifully wrapped gift. his usual stern demeanor softened as he glanced at the clock, noting that the time was nearly perfect. it was your birthday, and he had planned something special, though his expression rarely revealed his excitement. after all, he wanted to make sure you felt cherished on this special day.

he had secretly arranged for a night out in a serene, secluded spot far from the hustle and bustle of the demon-infested world. as the sun began to set, he took you by the hand, guiding you to a lavishly decorated spot in the woods. lanterns hung from the trees, casting a soft glow that danced in the twilight. a lavish picnic was laid out, with an assortment of your favorite foods carefully prepared by gyutaro himself.

"surprise," gyutaro said, a rare, genuine smile gracing his lips. "i thought we'd spend your birthday somewhere nice."

you were overwhelmed with joy as you took in the setting, the effort and care he put into making the evening special evident in every detail. gyutaro was not one for flowery words, but his actions spoke volumes.

as the night wore on, the two of you enjoyed a delightful meal under the stars. gyutaro’s usual reserved nature softened, allowing his genuine affection to shine through. he regaled you with stories from his past, some dark and some surprisingly endearing, all while keeping a watchful eye on you to ensure you were comfortable and happy.

later, as the evening drew to a close, the mood turned more intimate. gyutaro’s touches were gentle, his fingers lingering on your skin as he leaned in close. he teased you playfully, his words laced with a mischievous edge, though he kept the more intense moments for later. his affection was palpable, a mix of warmth and teasing that left you yearning for more.

gyokko

gyokko had meticulously planned your birthday surprise, ensuring every detail was perfect. he had chosen a luxurious private suite in a high-end, hidden away resort. from the moment you entered the suite, you were enveloped in opulence. elegant decorations adorned the room, and a sumptuous meal was waiting for you.

“do you like it?” gyokko asked, his voice a velvety purr. “i spared no expense for your special day.”

you were dazzled by the extravagance and gyokko’s meticulous attention to detail. the meal was exquisite, a feast of rare delicacies and decadent treats that showcased gyokko’s devotion to making your birthday unforgettable.

as the night progressed, gyokko’s demeanor became more relaxed. he seemed to enjoy watching you savor the night he had prepared. his usual arrogance was replaced with an almost childlike excitement to see you pleased.

the evening’s intimacy began with subtle touches and lingering glances, as gyokko’s teasing nature came out to play. his lips brushed against yours in teasing kisses, his hands trailing lightly over your skin. despite his usual arrogance, he made sure the night was filled with affectionate gestures, saving the more passionate moments for later, ensuring that your birthday was truly special.

hantengu (main body)

hantengu, in his main body form, approached your birthday with a mix of nervousness and excitement. he had never planned such an elaborate event before, but he was determined to make your special day memorable. he chose a quiet, elegant garden, far from prying eyes and distractions, to celebrate with you.

the garden was transformed into a beautiful haven with fairy lights, candles, and a table set for two. the atmosphere was serene, filled with the soft hum of nature and the occasional flicker of candlelight.

“i wanted to do something special for you,” hantengu said, his voice tinged with a rare softness. “i hope you like it.”

the night was filled with laughter and heartfelt conversations as you enjoyed the meal he had carefully prepared. hantengu’s usual stern exterior softened as he watched you with genuine affection, eager to make sure you felt celebrated.

as the evening progressed, the mood grew more intimate. hantengu’s touch was gentle yet charged with anticipation. he enjoyed teasing you, his playful smirks and light touches leading up to a more passionate embrace. his teasing nature was evident, but he reserved the more intense moments for later, ensuring that your birthday ended on a high note.

karaku

karaku was excited about your birthday, and he had a grand plan to ensure it was a day to remember. he had arranged for a romantic evening at a secluded, picturesque location—a cozy cabin by a serene lake surrounded by lush forests.

as you arrived, the cabin was illuminated by soft, warm lights. inside, a fire crackled in the fireplace, and a sumptuous meal awaited you, prepared with care and attention by karaku himself.

“happy birthday,” karaku said, his grin wide and genuine. “i hope this is everything you dreamed of.”

you were touched by the effort karaku put into creating such a beautiful and intimate setting. the meal was delectable, and the evening was filled with heartfelt conversations and shared laughter.

as the night went on, karaku’s teasing side came out. he enjoyed making playful remarks and light touches, his flirtatious nature adding a playful edge to the evening. he showered you with affection, his kisses gentle and teasing, building up the anticipation for the more passionate moments he had planned for later. his goal was to make sure your birthday was not only special but also filled with the kind of fun and excitement that made the day unforgettable.

[weirdlookingsnakewithlegs]

You've mentioned predacons a few times, so I had a weird thought—how would a seeker go about courting a predacon? along with how do Seekers and Predacons generally interact with each other? WE NEED PREDACON SEEKERS HYBIRDSSS

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 🫵

Anyway so first of all, courting predacons is typically hella not a vibe for the flock because predacons’ favorite snacks happen to be seekers!

However shit hits the fan sometimes and there are cases where people say fuck it we ball

Firstly, predacons are apex predators, before their extinction they primarily hunted huge Cybertronian life and seekers. Predacons were apexs and seekers just so happened to sit in the middle of the food chain because of that. But this doesn’t mean seekers didn’t also pose a threat to predacons(who were solitary hunters while seekers hunted in packs). A large seeker could be feared by a small predacon and well you have the off chance that a predacon would take interest in a seeker as a possible partner.

Now seekers are stubborn in courtship, they typically aren’t very obvious about it and you have to pay attention. Most seekers do try to extend a warning to others by marking plating via scratches or bites, I imagine they would do the same to a predacon they happened to be courting. Gifting shiny or soft items, dancing, ‘singing’, would also be a way of courting. Few also fight to court. It depends on the seeker, but marking will always be involved! It’s how trines first establish the want to bond, how parents keep track of offspring, how friends establish relationships.

A seeker and a predacon courting however, would probably be more fight and gift, rather than dance and sing if you get my drift.

Predacons totally have a thing for getting their afts kicked, Predaking basically said it himself lmao

[eryanlainfa]

LOOK AT THEM LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS THAT'S MY BABY AND THEIR PARTNERS AUUURGHHH

Thank you so much again for this masterpiece ��� I need to go lay down after bouncing on the walls whenever I see it

sleepy attack on @eryanlainfa !

[com-i-cal]

Oh my freak I love Aequitas so much,,,,,,, how old is she! Also I'm gonna make an oc to become her friend that's super special to her because she really struggles with making friends as a gifted kid and you cannot stop me 🫵❌

I also feel like she sees Veritas' attitude at first at a young age and copies it without really understanding at first—she thinks that he's just insulting people and she thinks that she should do it too to copy his genius, and then maybe she'll end up living to others' standards of her. But as she grows into her teens (I assume) she realizes "wait a minute, he's not just insulting people. He's just being very blunt without coddling people and actually wants to spread his knowledge to prevent idiocy any further" i.e. when someone in the hsr fandom finally gains media literacy (half joke ..)

Anyways sorry this is literally your oc but I CAN'T HELP IT GAHHHHH I HAVE TO ANALYZE AND THEORIZE. pls confirm or deny and tell me more silly things about her eheheehehe

heheheh i'm glad you like her :3

she's roughly around 10-13 years old if i went off the theory of Ratio being at least 30 (half-siblings that share a father)

also!! i love your take on Aequitas copying Ratio's demeanor and straight up insulting people because she would definitely do that as a young child; she wouldn't know better, it's natural

then she develops more as she ages and gains some social awareness, finally having a better understanding of her brother and why he's like that, empathizing with him even.

now she only ever quietly judges truly ignorant people instead of outright saying what's on her mind (to an outside perspective it probably makes her seem nicer than Ratio, but no-- they're one and the same).

ANYWAY a silly thing about the both of them is that their sibling arguments would sound like socratic debates.

[eliasorchard]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL- let me prepare my speech

ahem

i hope you achieve your biggest dream and i will send you a liam cut out as soon as i learn to print paper. chatting with you made me realise how freaky you are but uh i accept you no matter what

i hope your series goes well and you get the success you deserve. no one is a greater writer than you 🫵🫵 remember that. i can't think of any gift to give you so i hope this works

stay healthy and eat something yummy! (share the food pics). hang out with friends and make your day special.

you changed my life in ways i can't explain. found so many wonderful friends thanks to you. meeting you made me more confident- urgh i wish i have better words to explain :(

ah i can share my fav line:

"we grow through what we go through" - Dhiman

how will this help you? idk but i wanted to share it so take it and use it somewhere to sound smart

listen to party rock anthem while reading - i was doing the same when typing this 💀sorry if none of this made sense cause im dying from sleep + stared at the screen for too long

FHANK TOU NINI 🔥🔥🔥 ON GOD NINI

You just gave me SUCH a good fucking gift, wdym you can't think of any gift to give me. Metaphorically speaking, you even wrapped it up in those 24k gold paper gift wrap thing, sent it to me through a diamond built limousine and handed it to me through liam himself 🙌

Thank you for this, nini, genuinely. This is such a sweet message ☹️☹️ don't worry about not being able to articulate/phrase words properly or whatever. This is so much better than complicated ahh paragraphs. Atleast this way I know you wrote it strrrraaaaaaight from your heart 🗣️🗣️

Meeting you has really been such a wonderful experience too. Yeah sometimes I say stupid shit and bicker with you but tbh, it's so fun and everything I say is light-hearted anyway (I hope). Anyway yeah, you're a brilliant, amazing (and stupid, clumsy) person. Talking to you is fun; everything with you is.

P.s. I'm not the only one that says freaky stuff 💔 who's the one that said that thing about vampires and spreading peanut butter or whatnot. I forgot the exact words but whatever. Also, no thank you 🙏 I don't need one of my favourite writers on here to have their arms somehow cut just because they used a printer. Where will I find my fics and who will I make fun of, yknow?

AGH maybe this is too long but dkdjfj. Either way, I'll definitely use that quote SOMEWHERE. So thanks a bunch for that. And for everything else, really 🫂

[hsrlanedefencesquad]

Ok so I've finally played the haze story and the premier was ok, nothing special, nothing bad about it (same way I've always felt about alice's other books so maybe this writing style just doesn't resonate with me) but I still have high hopes for this story...it has so much opportunity to get better

Things I didn't like:

Alice should have explored on Lada and veraya's relationship more, they didn't feel close to me, so much so that I wasn't moved by the sister's death at all

Dragan - what's this guy's problem??? No seriously, I hate this "boy is mean to you because he secretly likes you" CHILDISH ASS TROPE. It's not even a sort of dislike that I can digest from a red flag, no he is full on being mean and insulting & looks like he hates mc with every fiber of his being (I mean he literally clenches his jaw when he sees her coming) I don't like this (and this is coming from someone who loves romancing red flags) I really hope he has a GREAT excuse for why he acts that way other than he has a secret crush on her or else that would be stupid and I will use all my diamonds in making him miserable anyway I can

I was really expecting better from an RC writer not to do this annoying ass trope ESPECIALLY because GOE has already done it and it was no less ANNOYING...like what's going on with the "Boy is mean to you because he secretly likes you & you think he is in love with your dead twin sister but he is actually in love with you" trope?? Did Alice just take inspiration from anastasia's cas route or did a book recently blow up in book twt that had this trope, making other authors go crazy & venture into it or what?! Stop it, it's annoying & childish 🫵🏾

It's just been 2 episodes and I can already see that Lada has little to no backbone, why did anastasia write Lada being in love with that dragan idiot as the canon?? No like even on the determined/stubbornness path....Lada just keeps blushing like a fool thinking about dragan immediately after the idiot says the most insulting thing about her ever, even when I hadn't taken diamond choices with him, she was already blushing?? I hate my mcs being canonically in love with a character especially when said character is a jerk

Not only that but she also seems pathetic over him too, she obsesses over any little interaction her twin sister has with him, EVEN IN HER DEATH & FUNERAL, like what??? your sister just died and the main thing that made you finally drop a tear was whether dragan's gift was sincere or because he liked your sister so he gave you a gift because she asked.....like I would have been able to accept her having a crush on that idiot if she hated herself for it too or had strong internal monologues struggling with liking someone who despises her, like girl have some dignity please. I don't think I have found any mc so pathetic (in how she treats her romantic feelings aspect) in just 2 episodes.....plus she just feels so empty written (yes it has only been 2 episodes so we can't know much about her but still) it feels like there isn't even anything to know about her and please don't bring up lane because that is a very differently written character, she is written as cold and apathetic but we still could feel out her personality but lada? she isn't even described as being cold or empty, just average yet she still feels so.....meh

(I will humbly offer my apologies and give Alice all the praise if she progresses in the upcoming episodes, please note this isn't my analysis for the WHOLE story just this 2 little episodes so yes I do know there is still room for more and I am excitedly waiting on it. This is not a hate post)

Good thing I can say about Lada is that all her sprites are pretty and even though she feels bad about being average compared to her sister, she doesn't go the pick-me "woe is me, oh look at me I'm not like other girls route or develop some grudge or inferiority complex towards her sister for being better that her, No she accepts the way she is and instead find something else she loves doing that makes her whole)

The races

I either don't have eyes or I'm delusional because let me tell you, I haven't seen ONE black character in this story yet that was all the russians could complain of, either racists are that obsessed with black people that they pretty much see them every where, they aren't or there are some hidden characters that maybe I didn't see because where are the black people everyone was talking about? Only black person I saw was the opportunity to choose your mc's sprite

Infact, the race that I kept on seeing was asian (this also seemed weird to me but I googled it and it says slavic people extended to some parts of asia so they rightfully belong there & I don't really know what the russians have to complain about)

[lumiereandcogsworth]

this is kinda vague cause I don’t have any specific question in mind but can you talk about lumiere and adam’s relationship? just ,, anything about them? cause lemme tell youuuuuuuu something 🫵🏻 I think about that fic where he performs a magic trick for little adam all the time

SCREAM!!! the fact that you think about that fic so much makes me SO HAPPY😭 i ADORE adam & lumi’s relationship so YES LET’S GET INTO IT BABEY!

for starters, i headcanon that they’re 11 years apart. i did this because dan stevens and ewan mcgregor are 11 years apart, lmao. but i also think it makes sense! so i didn’t feel like altering that.

they met when adam was 4, and lumiere was hired as a 15-year-old footman. i think they liked each other instantly. lumiere’s jovial/loud/playful personality perfectly filled in all the gaps of adam’s terrible shyness. queen renée liked him, (she was only like. 6-7 years older than him) and he reminded her of her own younger brothers, whom she dearly missed. this helped adam trust lumiere quicker, as lumiere ended up spending extra time with him.

like in the fic you’re referring to, lumiere quickly picked up on how regularly adam needed to be rescued. mrs. potts filled him in on the severity of the situation here, and how it’s been like this since he was born, so lumiere became pretty protective of adam. he’d try to distract him and pull him out of reality as much as he could. cogsworth was always on the fence about it, because on the one hand, he wants to follow the rules and obey the king’s orders that servants aren’t supposed to be friendly with the family. but on the other hand, he cared about little adam too, and he was glad, in THIS case, that lumiere was so good at being sneaky

a couple years later, plumette joined the crew as a young maid. lumi fell for her INSTANTLY, and they became besties very quickly. she, too, of course, felt so badly for the little prince. she also became trusted by queen renée (who was alwaaysss rooting for those two — she’d get their schedules rearranged so they could work together or get days off together, and even find secret rooms to allow them alone time. she’s the OG plumiere shipper😤)

ANYWAY, my point there is that lumi and plumette very much became the big brother & sister that adam very much needed. they both played with him as much as they could. they’d go for walks with him in the garden when his mother was occupied, they’d race boats across the pond. lumiere would give him piggy back rides around the castle and adam would actually laugh sometimes!! he was so,., not very expressive as a kid. especially not happy emotions. so it always melted their hearts when they could hear his precious little giggle🥹

i’ve mentioned this before i think, but for birthdays and christmas and such, queen renée would send lum and plum to paris to get gifts for adam, since she was often not permitted to leave without the king🙃

lumiere also taught adam how to play chess!!!!! he also taught him some “special moves” (cheating) that guarantee (he’s cheating) victory every time😎 (he taught him how to cheat because beating cogsworth is funny). but he still knows (and never forgets!!!) the basics!!

when the queen got sick… ough. everyone was just trying to take care of adam as much as they could. which wasn’t enough At All, but it was all they could do. and when she died? OUGHDKFJSKJ!!!!!!!! adam was 9 (and a half), lumiere was 20. everyone (except the king 🤬🔪) is very very very sad.

adam would have really really awful nightmares, following her death. he’d wake up screaming and sweating and panicking. he’d cry and just entirely be unable to calm down. lumiere soon learned about this and started sneaking to the west wing at night and sleeping in the hallway outside of his room. and then when he’d hear adam wake up, he’d come in and try to soothe him best he could. he’d climb onto the bed and sit beside him and hold him tight until the crying turned to whimpering. adam would mumble “where is she? where’s mama? i want mama” and lumiere would shush him gently and try to keep him calm and pet his hair, telling him to go back to sleep.

the king soon found out about this (he had too many RATS working for him😤) and forbade it, putting a guard outside adam’s room so no one was allowed in during the night. (and sometimes louis would force him to stay in there during the day too! if he was being particularly difficult (having autistic meltdowns or just in general Being An Autistic And Depressed Child) and no one could control him🙃)

anywaaayyyyyy this is the beginning of the many cracks and fractures that would come to their friendship. adam is sent to boarding school in the fall and he just gets more closed off, angry, sad, you name it! from here. it’s not a 180 flip though. the first few years when he comes home for breaks, he’s still drawn to lumi & plum and still leans on them. i have a sweet fic from when he was 11 that’s 🥹🤧 a precious moment amidst the terribleness. and it’s more lumi doing card tricks!! hehe!! he’s an entertainer, what can i say?🤩

by the time he’s a teenager though there’s basically nothing between them. his father beat him enough times to Stop Talking To Them that he just finally gave up trying. and when his father dies just before adam turned 16, it’s all a mess. adam’s completely cold with all of them. he’s been away most of the time the last 6 years because of school so when he does come back and Stay at the castle, he just really makes it his domain. he invites all the awful friends he’s made in the cities, he creates his corrupt and awful court, he indulges and drowns in his self-loathing. all that good stuff 🙃

and where does it leave lumiere? heartbroken with the rest of the gang. feeling like they failed him. which is so hard because it’s like!!! they did as much as they COULD. if they did any more, if they were less sneaky, less careful, they’d have lost their livelihoods! and they couldn’t risk losing their work OR leaving adam to truly fend for himself. so they settled for the brief moments they could each spend with him, desperately hoping it would be enough for him to turn out like his mother, instead of his father😭

but of course. we know how the story goes. during the curse it’s interesting because he’s just stuck with them. like there’s no other people he could distract himself with. he’s stuck with them!!! and he clearly still listens to them, at least to a degree. i really love the scene where he sees a place setting for belle at the table and he gets PISSED and yells “LUMIERE!!!!!!!!!” and goes to talk to him. and he’s all pissy and grumpy but he’s still talking to him!! and cogsworth!! and mrs. potts!! it’s just so complicated!!!! like it’s not like he’s FORGOTTEN how much they meant to him, it’s just that his mind and heart are so DEEPLY clouded by the trauma of growing up with his father and the anger that he still feels for him, and himself! because of him! AGHGHH!!!

but you know what scene kicks so much ass??? THE ADAM & LUMIERE HUG!!!!!!!!!!! i’ve already perfectly elaborated on it here, and idk if i’ll ever be able to elaborate on it again because it usually just makes me go GJSKFHWKDHWKDHSKSJ!!!!!!!!!!! but that hug is just. CRAZY. “HELLO OLD FRIEND” ??????? i’m gonna throw myself into the sun. adam calling lumiere his old friend is genuinely one of the reasons i fell so FREAKING hard for this film seven years ago. what a line. what a scene. THE IMPLICATIONS OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! adam’s cold heart is thawed and is full of LOVE and he HUGS HIS OLD FRIEND, THE ONE WHO WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO HIM, THE ONE WHO PLAYED WITH HIM AND WIPED HIS TEARS AND HELD HIM WHEN HE JUST WANTED THE WORLD TO SWALLOW HIM WHOLE. THATS HIS OLD FRIEND!!!! ADAM LOVES LUMIERE SO SO SO MUCH 😭😭😭

gosh… anyway, as a last, lovely, note. they of course become such best friends. after the curse, they have a couple deep talks that are so Good for them both, but especially adam. and adam learns how to confide in him, how to trust him again. they play billiards and pass the time! they play chess and adam “wins” and lumiere’s like hey dude i thought we AGREED we were only gonna use those moves on COGSWORTH!!! also lumiere becomes his valet for many years, so they’re just always chattin about one thing or another. (it’s usually court gossip though. lumiere being a servant has ALL THE TEA☕️).

they become fathers together, their children grow up together. heck! they become fathers-in-LAW together!! juliette ends up marrying lumiere & plumette’s eldest son, sebastian!!! :”) (and reecy & their younger child xavier are BEST FRIENDS😤 which is also VERY IMPORTANT‼️) their families are just forever intertwined. even before the marriage, they really are family. in a modern suburban au, i just KNOW they’d be neighbors having barbecues at each other’s houses all summer 🤧 anyway it’s just so beautiful man!! adam and lumiere just have such an important bond. they’ve Truly been through thick and thin. it’s such a sweet love, to have a friend as wonderful as they have in each other 🥹

[or0ch1maru]

Zetsu headcanons please 🌓

hellooooo bby<3 I’m excited for this because I feel he doesn’t get talked about enough. I love our plant friend. Let’s get into it🫵🏻

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-I’ve stated before but I feel like he can’t read the room or a situation well. Tensions could be high and he’ll crack a joke or say something unrelated or completely unhinged because he didn’t know

-which brings me to my next point, if you’re Zetsu’s partner, you’ll have to be the one taking the lead in most things. He’s loves to learn, especially if you’re his teacher so when it comes to relationships, you need patience with him

-but once you get past that hill, he’d be one of the most committed, loyal, loving, and protective lover

-love language I believe would be touch and gift giving. Loves holding hands, head pats(him to you, or you to him) hugs, etc

-don’t be surprised if he brings you flowers or new plants every week. And they’ll never come from a shop, he grows them himself. He’ll create a garden in the land behind the akatsuki compound, just for you. The longer you two are together, the bigger the garden.

-I personally believe his pinchers/leaves, are rather sensitive and could be tender if touched or toyed with too much so he’d refrain from having others get close to them, but you, you’re the only one who’s never made it uncomfortable or unbearable for him

-it would take a while before he even thinks about letting you touch them, but when he realizes you’re not like the others and won’t hurt him, even on accident, he’ll guide you and tell you the proper way to handle them

-he doesn’t eat right? I mean, he does, but we’re not getting into that…anyway, i can see him learning how to cook & prepare your favorite meals

-you’d come home to find Tupperware after Tupperware in the fridge of all your favorite baked goods and meals, all prepared by him

-with goofy little notes stuck to the lids. Whether it’s a simple “love you” or a funny doodle, you’ll always have something cute to look at when away

-Will pop up randomly wherever you are. Off on a mission? Look down. Went shopping with your friends? Look down

-he doesn’t do it to be a stalker, he just likes to check in on his princess/prince to make sure things are okay. It’s his quickest way of communication and travel

-his bedroom is simple, he keeps it neat, but not perfectly tidy. May have a misplaced book or two on the desk, or a small pile of clothes on the couch but nothing more than that

-will split, black and white Zetsu would separate and go off and do their own things whenever he feels like it

-black Zetsu would go off and bother Tobi, while white Zetsu chills in the room and watches movies, etc

-has a shelf or two in his room of poisonous, and carnivorous plants. Will use tweezers to drop flies or other random bugs between their leaves when it’s feeding time

-has a calendar next to the shelves which he marks watering and feeding days to make sure they don’t get over fed/over watered

-I think Zetsu enjoys music. Nothing heavy, or too vulgar, but nothing as calm as classical either. Something with a nice beat and catchy lyrics are his go to most days

-has a difficult time expressing his feelings and would write down what’s bothering him. Holds the paper out for you/other members to read so they understand and give him his space or advice

-he’s funny. Mostly when he doesn’t mean to be^, but any outrageous comments that fall from his lips are alwayssssss hysterical

(Would gladly do nsfw headcanons bout this babe as well as other members)

[slytherinshua]

BRO ZANS LET ME TELL YOUUU LIFE HAS VEEN SO BUSY 😞😞😞

before I do so though I LOVE YKU TOO so much UGH 😖 and I am back the drought is over ‼️ (for now)

I got my important result two days ago, on the 13th AND IT WAS GREAT RAAAAAHH 🦅🦅🦅 (wooo 🥳) but then ON THE SAME DAY I was faced with a hellish fever and it was like 101 °F and I had it on the 14th as well and so I was like that 💔and we couldn't go out anywhere either. And today (15th) was my first day of the new school year 💔💔💔💔 so I went and I'm sooo tired now I've been up since 5:30 am and it's almost 10:30 pm. SCHOOL WAS SO TIRING (always 😞) BUT UT WASN'T BAD. Tomorrow is another day 😔 I have an assignment to complete over the weekend, and I have to study other stuff too because I WILL be an academic weapon 💪 (pls 🙏)

IT'S ALSO SO HOT I HATE SUMMER WHEN WILL IT ENDDD 🗣️🗣️

anywho it's been a jolly busy few days, and unfortunately it only gets busier from here 🙁

ALSO ME WHEN BONEDO COMEBACK SOOOOOON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 THE VIBE IS SO IMMACULATE THEY'RE GOING TO EAT IT UPPP ROCKSTAR TAESAN IS SO REALLL they're literally doing this for me as an early birthday gift ‼️

anyway, I hope you've been taking good care of yourself 🌷🌷🌷 what's been uppp did your paternal family come? I hope it isn't too hectic and stuff :( gonna head to sleep now, but you have a GREAT DAY 🫵🤍 LY

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AWWW GOOSE :((( UGH ILY I WAS WORRIED THAT SMTH HAPPENED AND SUSPECTED U WERE SICK CAUSE U WERENT AROUND <//3 are you feeling better now tho?? ALSO YAY WE LOVE A GOOD RESULT IM SO PROUD!!!!

omg new school year.... ew.... im scared to start mine but also optimistic at the same time (hopefully it doesn't go downhill) GOOSE OUR ACADEMIC WEAPON FR!!!!!!

YES OMG IM SO EXCITEDDD ‼️‼️‼️ lets ignore the fact that when i first saw the title i thought it said "woo" and not 19.99 IT WAS THE FONT OKAY THE FONT WAS CONFUSING SKDJFKS LMAO

i have dw 🥹 and my family will be coming tomorrow night !!!! i'm so excited :(( i hope you sleep love <333 i'll have a good day of cleaning the house for guests lmao 🦅🦅🦅

[dilutedconfusion]

My Kid needs and wants have been answered! 🙏🏻

Protective Kid with kidnapped reader Anon here to thank you soooooo much for that wonderful fic! I mean, more than 8k? Did I die and went to heaven? I don't care about how long it took, it was damn worth the wait! Thank you for that!

Did not mind gender neutral at all! I forgot to ask for fem reader but hey, not a problem there! And if it services the needs of others, it's okay by me. Everyone should experience a bit of crazy protective Kid in their lives.

The NSFW as gore/horror was the cherry on top! I mean, I like smut as much as the next person, but I'm a horror girl. This tickled my fancy so much that I'm about to go to sleep with a silly grin on my face. A spine on his hands?!? Crushed skull with his bare hands?!? ��� That sounds like a proposal!

Dang, this was good!

And it's going to live rent free in my mind for the foreseeable future. Thank you very much 😎

Keep on sharing with us this gift. I was truly serviced tonight (it's night where I'm from) and I'm about to have some sweet dreams! 🫶🏻❤️

HELLO?? PLS STOP I CANNOT TAKE THIS. YOU’RE SO NICE WHAT THE HELL??

OKAY Okay okay thank you very much for both enjoying what I wrote, taking the time to write this out, AND being super duper amazing to me for no reason. I was a bit unsure if I did a good job with it just because I condensed a lot of plot into exposition. BUT it’s fine and you like it and that’s all that matters. I hope you’re dreams were amazing cause mine definitely were. I always get a good happy buzz out of making things like this ESPECIALLY when it’s received so well. I’m also happy that the pronoun thing wasn’t a big deal! We’re both the same when it comes to trying to accommodate others so that’s nice.

ALSO KID WOULD TOTALLY PROPOSE TO YOU🫵 with blood stained roses white roses and everything. I hope you know that because you deserve it 😤

Hopefully writing for you gave me a boost to write more in general. Honestly it was really fun just doing something shorter and less…intimidating to write ig? I ALWAYS overdo things so I’m really happy with writing this as an exercise especially since I don’t get requests that much.

ANYWAYS I love you pls don’t die and thank you.

[6okuto]

hi nia, i hope u r doing good! i just wanted to drop by and lyk that to me u r The Keiji Expert, like u know him so well!!! and have such a good grasp on his character and everything i love it !!!!!!

pls drop any and all of ur thoughts for him, i live for them

GUH?! guys every time i write him i'm like wowww... this is kind of ass.. LOL it's the same thing w aki.. don't trust myself... agh. anyway. THANK U VERY MUCH!!! 🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️ this + bkak + being nice silly and fun are all i need to be known for so i've basically succeeded in Tumblr atp. yeagh. AKAASHI!

when it comes to merch and decor,, he's more likely to focus on walls + figures.. he doesn't know where to put a bunch of plushies BSHSJDJS i don't think he'd get Big figures, except maybe a couple for his absolute favourites.. twas an investment. that shit is expensive. < girl who wanted this aki figure ☹️

^ picture of u on the wall that's always visible while he works. Always.

even if his background isn't a photo of you guys, he'd do photo widgets on his phone !! ^____^

i don't think he does anything with phone contacts... it's just their name and a lot of the time he doesn't put an icon or anything 😭 he'd add a heart emoji next to ur name and of course have a photo for u though!! 🥹

his bag has a dedicated sort of trash pocket that's just a mess a lot of the time BSHSJDJ he throws sticky notes, wrappers, etc. in there if there isn't a garbage can nearby 😭

Cosplayer Keiji 🤯🤯 GELLOOO my god. he could be hirotaka just by putting on a suit tbh. and then i'd explode obviously. but like... cosplayer keiji.... if anypony has ideas for who/what he could cosplay Pls let me know. HAAGHHHH

couple cosplays 😂🤣😂🤣😵 MY LEG. i just keeled over HOWL AND SOPHIE mmmgmynhgsieonHAJAOAN🤯🤯🤯

whatveer. idont even care

tucking him in 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ you do it as a joke but of course he goes with it and lets you wrap him up and take off his glasses and kiss his head and he's smiling the Entire Time ohlymgocxnomymekdjn

going with jokes. yeah. he just goes with your shit a lot of the time because he trusts you LOL. you try couple trends and pranks and he gives you suspicious looks but does what you ask anyway.

^ the lipstick trend ☹️☹️☹️ WHYYY MYGODD WHYYY . YOU. 🫵🫵 Reader. take a breath and imagine him with a baggy t-shirt and messy hair and glasses and lipstick stains all over him and his hands on your waist while you kiss him and him going "another one?" with a breathy laugh WJYYY MY MISERABELLFIEEJEID😭😭😭😭😭

hhahh... Haggghhhhhh......... my chest iscaving ijn

Ok. you know the "his gaze softened" thing. yeah. well. for keiji it's not like. mean cold broody guy who gets soft. it's the quiet but nice guy who evidently feels out of place and is anxiously looking around who relaxes and smiles when he sees you enter the room WHO'S WITH ME!

He likes I Will by Mitski. he's a Mitski Enjoyer. Because I Say So. he's my beautiful boyfailure prince angel loser cat who fell into a bowl of water of course he likes mitski guysplels keiji i thinkzYou'd love a loving feeling and the frost and real men and humpty and pink in the night and nobody and should've been me And

occasional punk/metal enjoyer keiji .? walk with me. someone take my hand. ptv slipknot soad korn orbit culture somebody needs to walk with me here

doesn't have a huge appetite... if he's at hot pot he can probably finish but 1) he's full and 2) he planned what he'd get based on past failures to finish his food. like i love boyfriends who can finish your meal if you can't (< girl who gets full) but i think things may end up a team effort 🫡🫡

just lies on the floor and listens to music sometimes. if you walk in on him he doesn't move but will welcome you to join him with open arms ! 🫂

oh 🥹 keiji working super hard on gifts for you... coloured paper and youtube videos so he can figure out how to make a paper flower bouquet 🥹 he starts getting paper crafts/origami skills because of this fr fr

you get it.

[heroing]

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒

BOLD what applies to your muse,

ITALICIZE if there's potential / it's dependent on external factors.

CROSS OUT if there's NO potential under any circumstances

Repost, don't reblog.

holding hands | buying flowers | cooking | cuddles | writing a poem / song | holding door open | tying shoe laces | sharing a milkshake with two straws | offering their jacket when it's cold | kissing in the rain | publicly confessing love | long walks at the beach | doing the titanic pose on a boat | taking cute pictures in a photobooth | sharing a taxi / uber | kissing the back of their hand | slow dancing | getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other | introducing them to their parents (you will meet him anyway) | lighting candles | flower petals on bed | love letters | star gazing | brushing / doing their hair | picnics | teaching them to play an instrument / a sport while gently guiding their hands | compliments | late night drives | taking selfies together | drawing them | self - made gifts | massages | proposing with a family heirloom ring | lending them their favourite book to read | paying for dinner / coffee | mixtapes / playlists | surprise birthday parties | feeding them | handing them keys to their apartment | making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over | sharing a blanket | couple costumes | tucking a hair strand behind their ear | running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving | moving cities to be together | blowing a kiss | breakfast in bed | defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) | joint bubble baths | dropping the l - bomb ("i love you") | dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them | wearing their clothes | yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie | grant them the last bite from a meal

Tagged by: stole it from @knightlier Tagging: 🫵

[trippin-chippin]

I just want moonshine to know I love her.

I wanna greet her in the morning by making her some coffee, I wanna take her kids out to the park for her so she gets a chance to rest, I wanna surprise her with small little gifts every now and then just because I feel like giving her something, I wanna cook her and the little ones a nice meal after a long day, and after that, I wanna tuck her into bed and cuddle her, telling her how amazing she is till her falls asleep.

Anyways have a nice day! :)

Are you bourbon bc I’m getting bourbon vibes from you👁️👁️🫵

[wileys-russo]

i think my childhood trauma is the reason behind my thirst for angst :”) thanks a lot, dad 😀

but fr, you are so talented. despite everything being purely fiction, your stories have such an amazing way of making me (and i’m sure others too) feel seen & heard. pls never disappear omfg you’re such a gift. but also! don’t forget to take care of yourself! as much as we love getting fics and you keeping us fed is godsend, i hope you’re prioritizing your mental and physical and just everything!!

- 🦋-

babe dads are overrated anyway, haven’t needed mine for 20+ years so I feel you :’)

thank you so much sweets, I’m so appreciative of everyone’s support and kind words and reading all my silly lil fics and my at times unhinged shitposting.

Definitely putting myself first!! But you gotta promise me you’ll all do the same!! Self care is not a want but a need 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

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