#white zetsu

[evilkitten3]

ok so like i know the reason is just. sexism but one thing that really irks me about how the post-timeskip naruto manga handled which characters became medic nin bc it makes absolutely no sense to me

sakura's decision to train under tsunade makes sense, and i love that she got a super strength power up, so no notes there, but the other teams.... yeesh

so first off, team ten. we're told that ino decided to follow sakura into mednin land to keep being rivals with her... despite that at no point factoring into their rivalry at all beforehand. ino never showed any interest in that, nor was the yamanaka clan ever mentioned to have anything to do with healing as far as i can remember. it's like going to art school to stay with your bestie when your goal is to become a dentist. why are you there. find other ways to spend time together. it also kinda goes against her family's whole thing as. the guys who do the torture stuff. and it's barely ever relevant anyway

for team ten, i think the team medic should've been shikamaru, and i think this not just bc i think it makes more sense skill-wise (something about the way the nara clan's various shadow jutsu work just screams "you need good chakra control for this" to me), but also bc i think it would make asuma's death a thousand times more painful. bc shikamaru is a slacker. he's not learning medical ninjutsu bc he wants to, he's learning it bc someone on the team has to in order to stick together. they're all chuunin now; one of them has to be a medic. them's the rules. but he doesn't really care that much, even when he is trying to learn, and he's so used to being smart enough to not have to pay attention in lessons anyway that he's not prepared for classes that require his full focus. and then asuma dies and shikamaru is doomed to spend the rest of his fucking life wondering if he could've saved him by paying just a little more attention to those medical ninjutsu lessons (he could not have (but he'll never know for sure))

team eight makes some sense, since giving the girl who struggles with fighting the healing job isn't exactly out of nowhere, but i do feel it was the lazy choice. kiba already had a sister involved in the medical business, even if she deals more with animals, so he could've started learning from her and found that he liked it. plus kiba's goal is to be hokage, and the current hokage is a mednin, so it's not like it wouldn't support his goal. or shino could do it; would add another layer to his character. hinata works fine but. it's just not a very interesting development imo

but what really gets me is team gai. good freaking grief. out of every single team, team gai was the one with the most obvious choice. bc there was only one choice. lee can't do any kind of ninjutsu, and tenten's only real backstory is that her chakra control isn't good enough for her to be a medic nin. so it had to be neji. canon establishes that every team has to have a medic; this is a policy tsunade got passed even before she became hokage, so no way in hell is she going back on it now.

moreover, neji becoming a medical ninja - especially if hiashi encouraged it - would show some development for the hyuuga clan maybe starting to suck a bit less. bc as a medic, neji would be bound by oath to stay alive for as long as possible. imagine a world in which hizashi came back and hiashi was able to tell his brother that not only was their family starting to change, but his son had chosen a path that would prevent him from ever following in his father's footsteps. it would be the first step (of many) to show that the hyuuga clan was freeing itself from its own bullshit.

also it would've made sakura catching the zetsu pretending to be neji a thousand times funnier. like that's her coworker. they've shared shifts at the hospital together. she's seen neji drink vodka straight from a bottle and then crash on her couch after they got out of a twelve-hour surgery on the fucking dumbass chuunin who managed to step on his own boobytrap. she knows him.

[keikoyume]

A fun guy

[wrldsxfck]

Working on drawing all the akatsuki :33

Zetsu is 1/10

[servmouche]

if Deidara had whatsapp 🤣🤣😂

[rashidax2]

Random Akatsuki Headcanons! (Once again, I was bored)

I feel like im forgetting some :(

★ Konan never runs out of toilet paper

★ Itachi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu read the ingredients before they drink/eat things

★ Hidan randomly screams "WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!" whenever he walks into his room even if no one is in there.

★ Tobi sucks on his thumb while he's asleep

★ Pain bites his lips whenever he stubs his toe

★ Sasori once dreamed about sleeping on a tropical island in a bikini

★ Deidara prefers luke–warm showers

★ If Kakuzu existed in modern times, he would definitely own a gun collection.

★ Konan, Deidara, and Sasori would work at a club together to make fun of random people at the Bar

★ Itachi can make his thumb disappear

★ Pain punches walls when he's angry

★ Hidan secretly has a soft–side for babies.

★ Tobi likes his milk warm. The only time he likes cold milk is in the afternoon.

★ Pain is secretly very clumsy

★ Deidara accidentally sticks pencils up his nose whenever he zones out

★ Zetsu talks to his plant friends <3

[zackdheniel]

Akatsuki.♦♥

[or0ch1maru]

I loved your writing on kinks for each Akatsuki members 💖🥰 Would you consider writing one shot for Zetsu? I was also wondering if he would be up for biting since...well, he bites in the anime 😅

The way I RAN to write this🤭 I truly wish he got more attention. Idc but I think he’s cute lol.

18+ smut, smut and more SMUT. Utter filth.

Warnings: biting, rough sex, mention of cock warming, bruising, breeding kink implied but not out right stated.

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• even though Zetsu isn’t down to be bitten, he’s definitely the one to bite you. Leaving marks all over your body

• covering your soft skin in crescent shapes and purple bruises

• loves hearing the noises that fall from your pretty little mouth when you’re four orgasms in, his teeth buried in your flesh as your ride out your high.

• “one more for me princess. I know you have it in you.” He coos, his cock deep in your cunt. Your needy little hole taking him to the hilt.

•you whine, bucking your hips back towards him instinctively. Despite feeling overstimulated, your body can’t get enough of him, moving by itself to relieve the ache building between your thighs.

• “Zetsu..” you say his name, drawing it out as he teases your puffy and sensitive nub, grazing over it lightly with his thumb.

• “that’s a good fucking girl.” He praises, grabbing a fistful of your hair before pulling you up, your back against his chest. This entire session, he had you pinned to his desk, face mushed into the hard wood.

•you let out a cry as he sinks his teeth into your collarbone, causing your next orgasm to hit you quickly. He feels your legs tremble, looking down and groans at the beautiful sight of a creamy ring around the base of his cock.

• “fuck.” The word muttered in a deep tone as he watches your cunt grip his member. “So fucking pretty. Taking me so fucking good princess.”

•your partner always praised you, babbling more so as his release approached. His pace begins to falter, bringing his mouth to your neck, and once again sinking his fangs into you

•your shoulders and collar bones are a mixture of purple and deep red, your skin sensitive from your partner’s bites. Him giving you a mercy and planting his mouth somewhere that wasn’t already tender.

•holding you firmly in place as he fills you, using himself like a plug, keeping his release buried inside you. His lips planting soft and sweet kisses a top your fresh bruises.

• “so good for me baby, always good for me.” His tone gentle, his voice barely above a whisper as he coos into your ear. He thrusts into you a few more times, slow, and passionately. Unlike his usual rough nature.

• “my good girl. Such a princess.” He continues, listening to your whimpering as he pulls himself from you. A strong arm wrapping around your waist to keep you from falling.

•after he helped clean you up, he lifted you, holding you against his chest as he got the two of you situated in bed.

• “I love you Princess.” He whispered as he pulled the comforter over you. Smiling sweetly down at you as you mumbled a faint “love you” before drifting to sleep.

(Phew, I had to put my phone down and step outside to touch some grass because omg) please, anybody, send in more requests for Zetsu. Msbdosntpgb fuck

[angelsyrip]

my stomach did the thing 🤭 (projectile vomiting)

[whoishotteranimepolls]

[silbaria]

“Be careful what you wish for, you may get it." The role of The Devil is quite clear. We have come to meet the bad guy. This bully urges us to find what we dislike in ourselves, our shadow, the part that is hidden."

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[guruguruguruguru]

(for the request thing) trans bito...

i'm plagued by visions (click 4 quality)

[wormadile]

Old man Uchiha cookout

[thesauce8]

Misinfo about Tobi’s VA

Silly Tobi and Swirly Zetsu do not share the same voice actor. I’ve been seeing this a lot when people try to argue that Tobi was Swirly Zetsu and it’s complete misinformation.

Michael Yurchak voices silly Tobi and there’s a popular video of him doing so on camera with Madara’s voice actor. He also voices adult Obito and has a Tiktok page of him doing that on camera too.

Travis Willingham voices White Zetsu (confirmed) and Spiral Zetsu/Guruguru (couldn’t find it explicitly stated because he’s grouped in with White Zetsu, but there’s no evidence of him being voiced by Michael). There is a noticeable difference between Tobi and Spiral Zetsu’s voices. When speaking as Tobi, Obito pitches his voice upwards and makes it more wobbly, and Spiral Zetsu’s is just a distorted version of White Zetsu.

Naruto fans have a big issue with spreading misinformation, so if you were one of them, please fact check 🙏

[ifeelalot]

[zackdheniel]

♦Akatsuki♦

[or0ch1maru]

Shyly asking: Zetsu nsfw headcanons 🌓

hiiiiiii, this^ this right here is wtf I’m talking aboutttttt, let’s get into it🫵🏻

Warnings: this is literally porn, 18+, double penetration, degrading, praising, quickies, zetsu with two dicks, orgasm denial, toys, hair pulling, the occasional slap, possessive kink, period sex, brat taming

Sorry if this is all over the place, my thoughts were bouncing around my head and felt like I couldn’t get them out fast enough lmfao

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-two cocks: starting off strong I know but come on

-one sits on top of the other(like how I believe Kisa’s set up) so when he’s feeling particularly mean, just know both holes are being tormented(who are we kidding, both holes are getting fucked every time)

-now, I mentioned in my last hc post, that he’ll split up into two separate beings and go about his business. Yea, some of his business is you

-white Zetsu(sweet baby)will distract you with literally anything, giving black Zetsu a chance to trap you

-black Zetsu is the meanie, degrading you, his words so filthy that you can’t help but become soaked. White Zetsu praises you. Calling you his princess as he holds you against his chest. Back pressed against him as he watches black Zetsu shove his fingers down your shorts

-“ohh, bein’ so good for us princess, just look at you.” He’ll coo into your ear, moving one hand up to your mouth, either covering it completely or shoving a finger or two in your mouth

-“quit with that shit, she’s nothing but a lil’ whore. I mean, look.” Black Zetsu retorts back, pulling his hand from your pants, holding up his fingers that are covered in your slick. You whining into white Zetsu’s hand from being denied your release

-they loveeeeee having you cum and cream on their cocks which is why, 90% of the time, they pull their fingers/tongue/toys away from you before you have the chance

-one of their favorite things is oral. They have oral fixations. White Zetsu loves and craves, has even cried because of his need to have you sit on his face. His hands gripping your thighs as he holds you against his head, black Zetsu taking this opportunity to shove his cock down your throat

-loves pulling his cock out to smack against your tongue and cheek before roughing cramming it back. Groaning at the sight of your glossed over eyes, tears forming in the corners

-they could go for hoursssssssss. If none of you have missions for a few days, just know you’ll be bent over any surface of your shared room, in the shower, folded like a pretzel. And you’ll lose your ability to walk

-now, double penetration wise, they’ll use their fingers and toys to stretch you out and prepare you before going any further. They may be cruel, but they know their princess’ limits. Wanting you to be fully comfortable and ready before they proceed

-safe word!! Is a must

-sometimes, if they don’t separate, they’ll have you in doggy, taking you from behind. Your cute pussy being stuffed to the max by both cocks

-when they do separate, black Zetsu takes your pussy, only because he knows you can handle his roughness better while sweet white zetsu, fills your ass. He goes at a slower pace, especially when you’re taking him for the first time and even when you’ve adjusted, he’ll speed up but never rough with you

-“you loved being stuffed huh princess?”, “fuckin’ hell, could live like this. You’re so warm.”, “gods you look so pretty baby, bein’ such a good girl.”

-“our girl is such a cock hungry slut huh?”, “you love being fucked by two cocks don’t you lovey?”, “take it baby, fuckin’ take it.”

-they don’t mind period sex at all. Aren’t afraid to eat you out either. They know orgasms help relieve cramps so just know you’ll be well taken care of

-they have a collection of dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs. One of their favorites being the vibrator that they can control

-watching you try to keep your composure while talking to Itachi, noting the slight blush to your cheeks

-when black Zetsu is feeling mean, whether it’s stress, need after being away on a mission, or you acting like a damn brat, he’ll pull you into the room, slip a cute little plug into you before letting you get back to business. He’s a patient man. Could wait alllllll day until your holes were prepped

-they both love leaving hickeys. Purple and red marks littering your thighs, chest, collar bones and neck. Not caring who sees them, they want people to know your his

-when you’re giving black Zetsu head, he loves having you on your knees in front of him, his hand pulling your hair roughly as he yanks you around, guiding your mouth to where he needs it

-when you act like a brat, he won’t hesitate to make contact to your cheek, nothing that’ll ever leave a mark or hurt you. More like a tap tbh. Just something he knows will make you pay attention

-prefers to just pull his cock out, and have that hit you in the cheek

-if he’s feeling particularly needy, he’ll pull you away from whatever you’re doing, just to shove you up against the wall, face mushed against the stone as he fucks into you

-could be in an empty hallway of the compound, a bathroom, he’ll he’s even done it in the library the akatsuki has built in

-also, I totally believe he’s into sharing you. Not with just anybody. The only other person I think he’d let see you like this is Tobi. Just imagine that omggggggg

(Phew, had to stop myself there because good lord)

I don’t mind doing a full prompt on any of this or doing more nsfw headcanons, just send me whatever 💋