#white zetsu

[evilkitten3]

ok so like i know the reason is just. sexism but one thing that really irks me about how the post-timeskip naruto manga handled which characters became medic nin bc it makes absolutely no sense to me

sakura's decision to train under tsunade makes sense, and i love that she got a super strength power up, so no notes there, but the other teams.... yeesh

so first off, team ten. we're told that ino decided to follow sakura into mednin land to keep being rivals with her... despite that at no point factoring into their rivalry at all beforehand. ino never showed any interest in that, nor was the yamanaka clan ever mentioned to have anything to do with healing as far as i can remember. it's like going to art school to stay with your bestie when your goal is to become a dentist. why are you there. find other ways to spend time together. it also kinda goes against her family's whole thing as. the guys who do the torture stuff. and it's barely ever relevant anyway

for team ten, i think the team medic should've been shikamaru, and i think this not just bc i think it makes more sense skill-wise (something about the way the nara clan's various shadow jutsu work just screams "you need good chakra control for this" to me), but also bc i think it would make asuma's death a thousand times more painful. bc shikamaru is a slacker. he's not learning medical ninjutsu bc he wants to, he's learning it bc someone on the team has to in order to stick together. they're all chuunin now; one of them has to be a medic. them's the rules. but he doesn't really care that much, even when he is trying to learn, and he's so used to being smart enough to not have to pay attention in lessons anyway that he's not prepared for classes that require his full focus. and then asuma dies and shikamaru is doomed to spend the rest of his fucking life wondering if he could've saved him by paying just a little more attention to those medical ninjutsu lessons (he could not have (but he'll never know for sure))

team eight makes some sense, since giving the girl who struggles with fighting the healing job isn't exactly out of nowhere, but i do feel it was the lazy choice. kiba already had a sister involved in the medical business, even if she deals more with animals, so he could've started learning from her and found that he liked it. plus kiba's goal is to be hokage, and the current hokage is a mednin, so it's not like it wouldn't support his goal. or shino could do it; would add another layer to his character. hinata works fine but. it's just not a very interesting development imo

but what really gets me is team gai. good freaking grief. out of every single team, team gai was the one with the most obvious choice. bc there was only one choice. lee can't do any kind of ninjutsu, and tenten's only real backstory is that her chakra control isn't good enough for her to be a medic nin. so it had to be neji. canon establishes that every team has to have a medic; this is a policy tsunade got passed even before she became hokage, so no way in hell is she going back on it now.

moreover, neji becoming a medical ninja - especially if hiashi encouraged it - would show some development for the hyuuga clan maybe starting to suck a bit less. bc as a medic, neji would be bound by oath to stay alive for as long as possible. imagine a world in which hizashi came back and hiashi was able to tell his brother that not only was their family starting to change, but his son had chosen a path that would prevent him from ever following in his father's footsteps. it would be the first step (of many) to show that the hyuuga clan was freeing itself from its own bullshit.

also it would've made sakura catching the zetsu pretending to be neji a thousand times funnier. like that's her coworker. they've shared shifts at the hospital together. she's seen neji drink vodka straight from a bottle and then crash on her couch after they got out of a twelve-hour surgery on the fucking dumbass chuunin who managed to step on his own boobytrap. she knows him.

[v1rtualv4mp]

I am lusting over this mf so much imagine them separating then both fucking you at the same time---

[keikoyume]

A fun guy

[aaatsuuu]

The Akatsuki when they find a bug😭

Don't even ask why I'm writing this. I'm bored and I thought it'd be funny💔💔

No tags are really needed. A little domestic, I guess(?)

Screaming and crying

Deidara and Hidan (maybe Itachi. JUST MAYBE) are definitely screaming divas. You'd hear Hidan shrieking over the critter, pleading for Kakuzu to get it off him. Depending on his mood, Kakuzu would either lazily swat it off with his thread or use it to teach Hidan a lesson😭. I feel like Deidara doesn't necessarily hate how the bug looks but how it *feels*. The way he can feel it crawling so lightly drives him crazy, and he's flailing his arms, shrieking, trying to get it off. I also feel like he's the type of guy to associate bugs with uncleanliness. It's even worse if it keeps crawling up on his skin. This guy is SHRIEKING. Sasori would just pick it up with a sigh, shaking his head as he examines it and letting the critter crawl around the wood of his puppet. Anyway, elaborating further on Itachi being the screaming diva, he wouldn't scream, but he'd definitely gasp. He's the type to see a bug and have an internal jumpscare. He'd try his best to hold back his noise in front of others, but if you look closely, you can see his eyes widen for just a split second. He wouldn't be scared. Just get an ick. Hidan definitely gets scared and icky though.

(OK, I know Deidara controls and makes his clay bugs, but I feel like he's just gonna say, "It's different! My beautiful pieces of art aren't some disgusting creepy crawlies!")

Touching the bug

Sasori and Zetsu are definitely the types to just pick up the bug and play with it😭. Black Zetsu wouldn't give a FUCK if it's flying or crawling, or even on him. White would just be like, "Oh, what a cute little creature..." and just examine it out of boredom. Sasori is definitely the type of kid to be playing with those roly-poly bugs. He would probably just think they're interesting and let it crawl all over him, and I can definitely see him using his puppet-master jutsu to fling a bug towards Deidara when he's nagging him LOL. Honestly, Kisame would be the type to touch it, too... idk he's just a goofy guy. He'd definitely find the holographic-looking bugs cool and be like, "Oh hey, Itachi, check this little guy out." I feel like Konan would also like to examine and touch the bug, but it honestly depends. She's definitely the type to play with lady bugs and butterflies, but she hates other bugs.

Kills it

Kakuzu. Definitely. He just does it just because he can and doesn't like them. Like even if it's a small ant, he'd just kill it with his finger or something. I feel like he hates moths since they eat clothes and stuff, "I don't want them near my clothes or money. It'd be a waste." I feel like Tobi's just the type of guy not to kill it because he doesn't like bugs, but just because he's weird😭. He's definitely one of those people you'd see go out of their way to mess up an ant hill. Kakuzu wouldn't really care if it was a nest or what. He'd only kill it if it's like a singular bug or something in his way/area.

Doesn't care

Pain wouldn't really give a damn. There is no need for a God to waste time on such a trivial thing, y'know. However, I feel like he hates flies and maggots since they remind him of his days as a war orphan (I don't need to elaborate further😭��). I also feel like Itachi wouldn't care, too. I know I lumped him in with the scaredy-cat category, but it really depends on the bug tbh. Like he's cool with butterflies and SOME of the bugs Kisame shows him, but he wouldn't go out of his way for one.

[wrldsxfck]

Working on drawing all the akatsuki :33

Zetsu is 1/10

[servmouche]

if Deidara had whatsapp 🤣🤣😂

[zackdheniel]

Akatsuki.♦♥

[dattebanasposts]

team 8 is so cute during the war 😂

they figured out white zetsu knows all their secrets and declare his death 😭

[or0ch1maru]

I loved your writing on kinks for each Akatsuki members 💖🥰 Would you consider writing one shot for Zetsu? I was also wondering if he would be up for biting since...well, he bites in the anime 😅

The way I RAN to write this🤭 I truly wish he got more attention. Idc but I think he’s cute lol.

18+ smut, smut and more SMUT. Utter filth.

Warnings: biting, rough sex, mention of cock warming, bruising, breeding kink implied but not out right stated.

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• even though Zetsu isn’t down to be bitten, he’s definitely the one to bite you. Leaving marks all over your body

• covering your soft skin in crescent shapes and purple bruises

• loves hearing the noises that fall from your pretty little mouth when you’re four orgasms in, his teeth buried in your flesh as your ride out your high.

• “one more for me princess. I know you have it in you.” He coos, his cock deep in your cunt. Your needy little hole taking him to the hilt.

•you whine, bucking your hips back towards him instinctively. Despite feeling overstimulated, your body can’t get enough of him, moving by itself to relieve the ache building between your thighs.

• “Zetsu..” you say his name, drawing it out as he teases your puffy and sensitive nub, grazing over it lightly with his thumb.

• “that’s a good fucking girl.” He praises, grabbing a fistful of your hair before pulling you up, your back against his chest. This entire session, he had you pinned to his desk, face mushed into the hard wood.

•you let out a cry as he sinks his teeth into your collarbone, causing your next orgasm to hit you quickly. He feels your legs tremble, looking down and groans at the beautiful sight of a creamy ring around the base of his cock.

• “fuck.” The word muttered in a deep tone as he watches your cunt grip his member. “So fucking pretty. Taking me so fucking good princess.”

•your partner always praised you, babbling more so as his release approached. His pace begins to falter, bringing his mouth to your neck, and once again sinking his fangs into you

•your shoulders and collar bones are a mixture of purple and deep red, your skin sensitive from your partner’s bites. Him giving you a mercy and planting his mouth somewhere that wasn’t already tender.

•holding you firmly in place as he fills you, using himself like a plug, keeping his release buried inside you. His lips planting soft and sweet kisses a top your fresh bruises.

• “so good for me baby, always good for me.” His tone gentle, his voice barely above a whisper as he coos into your ear. He thrusts into you a few more times, slow, and passionately. Unlike his usual rough nature.

• “my good girl. Such a princess.” He continues, listening to your whimpering as he pulls himself from you. A strong arm wrapping around your waist to keep you from falling.

•after he helped clean you up, he lifted you, holding you against his chest as he got the two of you situated in bed.

• “I love you Princess.” He whispered as he pulled the comforter over you. Smiling sweetly down at you as you mumbled a faint “love you” before drifting to sleep.

(Phew, I had to put my phone down and step outside to touch some grass because omg) please, anybody, send in more requests for Zetsu. Msbdosntpgb fuck

[angelsyrip]

my stomach did the thing 🤭 (projectile vomiting)

[whoishotteranimepolls]

[silbaria]

“Be careful what you wish for, you may get it." The role of The Devil is quite clear. We have come to meet the bad guy. This bully urges us to find what we dislike in ourselves, our shadow, the part that is hidden."

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[guruguruguruguru]

(for the request thing) trans bito...

i'm plagued by visions (click 4 quality)

[wormadile]

Old man Uchiha cookout

[aaatsuuu]

Deidara has definitely drawn all of the Akatsuki members at least once.

Tags: self explanatory, Deidara being an art and anatomy nerd lol

He definitely has a sketchbook, no question. I feel like he's drawn each Akatsuki member at least once, not necessarily because he likes them, but it's more just an artistic challenge for him. He would totally either do small portrait sketches or a full-body sketch just because. Most of the time, he'd do it when bored, or if he just wants an "out of memory" challenge. Here's how many times I think he'd draw a member/how he drew them:

Sasori: At least 3 times. At least. I feel like he definitely likes the anatomy of his puppets, but he would never truly admit it as he'd be like, "Hmph! My art is much more beautiful!" Or something, LOL. He's definitely and probably only drawn full-body, just a layout of Sasori's anatomy.

Kakuzu: Like twice. He would probably be curious about his tentacles and how they run through his body and his 5 hearts. One would probably be a portrait of Kakuzu's face, primarily focused on the stitches of his mouth and how his thread comes out of it. Another would be a full-body, showcasing his tentacle-like threads coming out of his stitches as well.

Hidan: Once. Nothing really too interesting about him beyond his skeletal markings. I feel like it'd just be a portrait of his face when he has the Jashin markings on him. (I seriously don't know what to call them besides that😭 you know, the state his skin gets after he licks blood smh)

Itachi: Once and reluctantly. He only drew a rough sketch of his face just to test his memory and practice. He ended up stabbing and ripping the paper with his pencil smh.

Pain: Honestly... I'm not sure. It's definitely more than once, though. I'm not sure if he'd draw all six paths, but he definitely drew the Deva path (Yahiko). I think it would be a full-body drawing, just focused on his chakra rods.

Konan: More than twice. I feel like he thinks her paper wings could be artistic, so he probably drew a full-body initially. For the second time, I dunno why, but I feel like he'd gift a small portrait sketch to her just cus. Idk, it's a hunch lol

Kisame: Twice, portrait only. Deidara is probably interested in his shark-like features or something like that.

Zetsu: More than thrice. Mostly because of the two halves/bodies, and also because he's fascinated by his plant structure. Always full-body, beside one sketch of his face with both halves present.

Tobi: Once, and it's a shitty doodle portrait, LOL. Tobi definitely harassed him to do it. "Ohhh, come on, please, senpaiii!?~ Make me look good, okay?~" Tobi would say as he's like pretending to curl his hair with his finger. LMAO.

[thesauce8]

Misinfo about Tobi’s VA

Silly Tobi and Swirly Zetsu do not share the same voice actor. I’ve been seeing this a lot when people try to argue that Tobi was Swirly Zetsu and it’s complete misinformation.

Michael Yurchak voices silly Tobi and there’s a popular video of him doing so on camera with Madara’s voice actor. He also voices adult Obito and has a Tiktok page of him doing that on camera too.

Travis Willingham voices White Zetsu (confirmed) and Spiral Zetsu/Guruguru (couldn’t find it explicitly stated because he’s grouped in with White Zetsu, but there’s no evidence of him being voiced by Michael). There is a noticeable difference between Tobi and Spiral Zetsu’s voices. When speaking as Tobi, Obito pitches his voice upwards and makes it more wobbly, and Spiral Zetsu’s is just a distorted version of White Zetsu.

Naruto fans have a big issue with spreading misinformation, so if you were one of them, please fact check 🙏