#anxious motherfuckers

[cyarsk52-20]

For what y'all made y'all choice you wanted this man in office because u couldn't vote for a black woman so fuck y'all and y'all march 🙄🖕🏾 I’m done! No more marching for anybody.

[jheselbraum]

"Zelda loves Link and is stressing about it because surely Link, hero of Hyrule, her favored knight, appointed for her protection, and her closest companion and confidante, doesn't actually harbor romantic feelings for her. Meanwhile, Link is running around in the background devoting 110% of his being to her and would do anything for her and has actually already confessed, like, five times Zelda just didn't pick up on it because she was overthinking it" and "Link loves Zelda and is stressing about it because surely Zelda, Sage of Time, princess of Hyrule, who must marry royal blood, who lives with Link in his fucking house, who has 10,000 years worth of faith and trust in him, who even as a dragon after she lost her self protected Link, his closest companion and confidante, doesn't actually harbor romantic feelings for him. Meanwhile, Zelda is running around in the background toppling the monarchy and reforging the societal fabric of Hyrule so they can be together. She's also confessed like, five times but Link hasn't picked up on it because he's overthinking it" are two concepts that can coexist

[mercutiotakethewheel]

ok so realistically i know theres important character reasons Kendra (and Seth and Warren by extension) never suspect Gavarog. It’s the old society trick to set up threats as team bonding exercises, etc, etc. plus this is a new and unfamiliar world thats rapidly overtaking her real world and replacing all her existing relationships, and right now Gavarog’s like the only member of her magical-worl peer group, so she doesnt want him to be a traitor, just like she didnt want Vanessa, her only female mentor to be a traitor, etc , etc.

but also i wholeheartedly 100% believe that every time Gavin did some truly bizarre, weird ass shit Kendra was just like. damnnnn…. average home school kid behavior.

[flowersnax]

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN YOU SON OF A BITCH

[sea-buns]

The abundance of names in TMA and my piss-poor memory means that I have a hard time remembering highly specific spoilers. It's great for some that I've only seen vaguely mentioned since I'm not waiting to finish the series before browsing ao3

But it does mean that I feel so uneasy while listening to episode 80 cuz I can't quite remember who it is that Elias fucking brains and so far I kinda like Jurgen Leitner

[sigmastolen]

well i WAS having a good practice session until the fucking bombardment started

[shinehollow]

trying to instruct my boyfriend on the difference between enzymatic cleaners and not enzymatic cleaners is honestly like talking to a wall

[scrawnym4]

i just wanna say cause a few people have been like this, please don’t be afraid to talk to me. like seriously. i like making new friends

[vent-account00]

⚠️TW creeps. Harassment. Bullying⚠️

It sucks having to run and hide in the bathrooms from a particular person whenever they come in my workplace because I know how they’ll treat me if I don’t. It sucks more that he lives walking distance from the workplace and volunteers just to be weird to the females. Me and younger people because he’s a fucking creep. I hate him and wished he’d go away.

[upwards-descent]

We've been rewatching Steven Universe and god, Gwen is so Pearl + Sapphire

[speargifted]

//home now but i thought about verstael again so now ill just ramble about fitting him into 16 because its weirdly difficult (verstael besithia/bestia being one of the main antagonistic forces in ffXV - he's the mad scientist trope and the driving force behind a lot of the shit that happens in XV even if you dont really interact with him in the main game)

Now for one you have to get rid of his big achievements because they don't work in 16. One being the wallbreaker which just doesn't translate at all but the others being that he killed Shiva and imprisoned Ifrit which... we can't let him do unfortunately. The easiest thing to translate is that he would be deeply obsessed with the Fallen, he is deeply obsessed with Solheim in XV which is your usual FF trope of the technologically advanced society that came before the current one and fell because of hubris or gods or some bullshit. Verstael is against the Astrals (The Gods in XV, which are the Eikon equivalents) and hates magic - he actively prioritises technology over magic and weirdly that would align him more with Cid than anyone else (he wouldn't work in the iron kingdom because he would very much hate the mothercrystals). But while some of his values align with Cid he is also a megalomaniacal bastard who is legitimately quite insane and an antagonist. Verstael is of the Niflheim Empire and while the Emperor of Niflheim does align somewhat with Sylvestre's characterisation I simply refuse to let Verstael have any positive associations with Bahamut so he cant be imperial. Verstael is heavily connected to Ardyn, he's the one who freed Ardyn and also convinced the Emperor to give him his position, and in turn Ardyn has helped Verstael immensely in his goals(my asshole husbands who will never admit that they care for each other in the way they need each other to admit it). Ardyn being the living embodiment of the Starscoruge, the disease that Verstael is endlessly fascinated by and does intentionally infect himself with. The Scourge is not analogous with the Crystal Curse but weirdly does kinda fit with the concept of the Akashic (anyone sick with Scourge eventually becomes a mindless daemon, though I am grossly simplifying it), and I have always written Verstael as keeping himself young with his experiments with the Scourge in a similar way Barnabas does with his Akashic-ness. If you squint the Scourge is referred to loosely as Darkness which is the closest I can get to a positive connection of Verstael to any of the Eikons (it helps that Odin isn't an Astral). He's also very heavily associated with clones and i guess sleipnir is the closest thing 16 has to that. So Waloed would be stuck with the bastard and he would be an absolute asset to their military forces but he wouldn't actually follow Ultima (he'd be quiet about it but he serves himself and himself only) and he is just awful to interact with so just give him a lab and complete authority over it and never speak to him while he works out how to inject himself with aether to the right point where he's semi akashic and pretty forever (until his body dies and he uploads his brain into a robot worm. awful man)

[joyridingmp3]

cancelled all future singing lessons 😌

[altruistic-meme]

ok brain why did we choose to have issues today. why. i do not need this. i do not have enough of a distraction to deal with this.

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

the funniest thing about the wad hype atm is that i do have my swag of being able to say yes i physically went to a wad tour date but i was so unspeakably stoned that i could not tell you 60% of what happened there

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

the urge to make a multi-muse LL rp blog even though i will probably not do much with it and have mostly sworn off tumblr rp

[dtaegis]

3 days. and the boy already feels bad for the decisions he took 🫥