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Another TMI movie rant, WHY ARE JACE, ALEC AND IZZY ALL BRITISH?!?!? Even with the main Shadowhunters base is in Europe, Robert and Maryse were cast out, Alec wasn't even born yet!!! Jace didn't even have an accent mentioned in the books 😭. Unless all three actors couldn't do an American accent for jackshit I don't understand it
#anti the mortal instruments#anti the mortal instruments city of bones movie#jace wayland#alec lightwood#izzy lightwood
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Finishing Too Much Information
Around 2017/18 time, my best friend Niamh and I did a podcast on my YouTube channel critiquing The Mortal Instruments book series. This series was called "Too Much Information".
Unfortunately, after our video on City of Fallen Angels a series of events prevented us from finishing, and videos for City of Lost Souls and City of Heavenly Fire were never filmed. Thus Too Much Information remained incomplete.
Until, hopefully, now.
Niamh and I want to try to finish Too Much Information. We're not promising anything, but we want to try. A large part of the series was taking the thoughts and opinions of my followers at the time, which I wrote down and we'd discuss on camera. So, if by some miracle anyone who used to watch the podcast and sent me things to talk about are still following me here, I'd love to hear your thoughts on CoLS and CoHF.
I know it's a long shot considering it's been five years since the last upload, but sometimes long shots pay off. So please don't hesitate! Get in contact and send me your thoughts ❤️
#shadowhunters#fandom#anti cc#anti the mortal instruments#anti cassandra clare#anti#criticism#book criticism#podcast#youtube#anti tmi
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Any good tsc adaptation would need horror
It’s not just set dressing but a feature
(It’s been ages since I’ve seen the CoB movie but from what I remember I do appreciate what they did there, at least with some of the demons)
Looking back on my time with this series I realise I always enjoyed these elements a lot; they were part of the reason it fascinated me so much. Because a lot of ya lit at the time was supernatural and featured ‘creatures of the night’ but mostly didn’t really deliver on the premise. Meanwhile, I was obsessed with the chills I got from TMI when I was 12, and never succeeded in resurrecting that feeling until I started reading actual horror lit as an adult.
Some personal highlights were:
- The disgusting demons in TMI (some of my core memories are the Abbadon fight in CoB and the Raum demons in CoA)
- Agramon & the massacre in the silent city
- The clockwork creatures in TID
- Overall the way the fae are portrayed, some of the descriptions in CoA still haunt me
- Lilith’s snake eyes aah I loved it
- Malcolm with his silly little Hands of Glory, also later on: the state his resurrected corpse was in, so disturbing, amazing, 10/10
- The Belial possesion scene in ChoT
#this post just reminds me of how much i fucking love city of ashes#the last hours#the shadowhunter chronicles#the dark artifacts#the infernal devices#the mortal instruments#city of ashes#anti shadowhunters#city of bones movie
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hating on or condemning simon because he "cheated" has always felt like just such a clear misread of the situation to me. i'm not gonna say he didn't fuck up but he also didn't ..cheat. if isabelle could date multiple people at once why couldn't he? he was just matching the energy isabelle brought to the table. and honestly i think it was his right to do so, maybe not with maia, but no one told him that was a rule.
and as he noticed things were getting more serious he did have instincts knocking at his heart telling him he needed to break it off with one of them. he just put it off too long. the reason we're given for this is that he didnt want to hurt either of them, and while i'm sure that's true, i don't think that's the whole story. because lbr by cofa the choice was clear. but that choice would also be an admittance that he wants isabelle more than she wants him. and he's been through that before. he's been the guy always prioritzing someone who has other priorities. and he can't be that again.
when everything does come to a head, both girls do get upset, but maia forgives him so much faster than isabelle does. and i think it's izzy's reaction that a lot of people base their perception of this situation on. but the thing is.. simon didn't know about izzy's cheating-based trauma. or that what he did would get mixed up in that. and ik i've said this before but her reaction also had a hell of a lot to do with anger at herself for letting simon have that kind of affect on her, rather than the simple facts of his actions. she went into self-preservation mode.
i just don't think the severity of his misdemeanor can be measured by the black and white metric of dating two people = cheating and cheating = unforgivable. even if it cut izzy deeper than expected.
#and tbh i think izzy needed to be hurt to realize it was worth it but thats another conversation#and ik i already diacussed the merit of this plot in a rb on main but this is less meta and more about simon antis lol#simon lewis#isabelle lightwood#sizzy#tmi#the mortal instruments#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#maia roberts
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if i wrote essays about everything wrong with each season of the shadowhunters tv show would anyone read it?
#they'll probably be out of order bc i need to talk abt season two the most#anti shtv#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles#clary fairchild#jace herondale#alec lightwood#magnus bane
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Normalize hating the parents of your favorite characters even if they weren’t bad parents.
FUCK Finwe! FUCK Indis! FUCK Dior Eluchil! FUCK Katsuya Honda! FUCK Celine Montclaire! FUCK Daemon Targaryen! FUCK Harwin Strong! FUCK Catelyn Tully!
#Elwing my beloved. Tohru Honda my beloved. Jace Herondale my beloved. Robb Sansa Bran & Arya my beloveds.#anti catelyn stark#anti catelyn tully#anti harwin strong#anti daemon targaryen#celine montclaire#celine herondale#katsuya honda#dior eluchil#indis#finwe#fingolfin#feanor#elwing#tohru honda#jace herondale#baela targaryen#rhaena targaryen#viserys ii targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#robb stark#sansa stark#bran stark#arya stark#silmarillion#the silmarillion#fruits basket#furuba#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments
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I feel like when I’m reading or watching something, for me to like a hero, they have to
1) have ambition about anything
2) not be annoying
3) not excuse their shitty behaviour with their shitty childhood
4) not be so self-righteous they don’t see their own flaws
For these reasons I hate with a burning passion Jace Herondale, Clary Fairchild, Eli Ever, Tiberius “Cal” Calore VIII, Dean Winchester, and Legend/Dante Santos
Jace is constantly doing something shitty in every book and people don’t care and they just put up with it for some reason. In CoG he belittles Clary because he wants to push her away but keeps coming back to her. He also keeps coming onto Clary when he thought she was his sister and said that cursed sentence in CoG that I need to bleach from my brain. I know if he said that shit to me I would’ve punched him in his stupid face cuz who does he think he is? He mocks the werewolves after they lost a child in their pack, he’s just awful to Alec at times, he doesn’t seem to understand there are consequences to his actions and just does shit because he wants to. He had the emotional maturity of a dried up pinecone.
Clary also does so much shit and people don’t call her out because she’s the protagonist and she just lets Jace do whatever to her because he’s hot. Girl please get a grip. She slut shames Izzy because apparently women aren’t allowed to have a sex life or wear revealing clothing 😒 girl you kissed someone you thought was YOUR BROTHER!! She dated Simon to get over Jace and then kissed Jace in the Seelie Court, and repeatedly thought about Jace in a romantic sense WHILE she thought they were SIBLINGS! I can’t.
Eli is so self-righteous, annoying and hypocritical. He uses God and religion as an excuse to kill innocent people which is just disgusting. Like I get that he thinks being an EO changed a person because Victor became different but he is an EO himself and he just takes it on himself to murder innocent people for simply existing.
Cal has no desire to do anything, at least up to the beginning of King’s Cage he doesn’t (where I currently am). He knows how poorly the Reds are being treated and he doesn’t want to change anything because (and I’m paraphrasing) there would be outrage among the Silvers and a war would break out. Bitch you are already at war! He’s the reason why so many innocent young Reds have lost their lives fighting in a war they have no say in. He sees the Scarlet Guard killing Silvers and he doesn’t try to stop them. He sulks and whines but doesn’t take any real action, which he could if he actually wanted to. He stalks around the camp like Mare’s dog and thinks he’s better than everyone.
Dean Winchester is an abusive asshole. He locked Sam in the cellar when he was addicted to demon blood when he knew the withdrawal could kill him. He shit on Sam for being manipulated. He’s made horrible perverted jokes about women, might I remind y’all of the high school episode (he was at least 26 at the time). He guilted Sam for leaving him in Hell and Purgatory when he did THE EXACT SAME THING when Same went to the cage. He threatened Kaia, a teenager at gun point for his own selfish purposes. He abused Jack til the very end, yelling that he wasn’t family when Jack had sacrificed his soul and life for the Winchesters, and made Jack hate himself for being born. He was shitty to Cas in so many seasons and didn’t care that Cas just went through seeing his son die and wasn’t able to save him. He violated Sam’s body by tricking him into letting Gadreel in which led to the death of Kevin and had the audacity to think he was wronged.
Dante is shit. Julian, his brother, lived with him for centuries, followed him wherever he went and loved him unconditionally. All Julian asked was for Dante to love him back, which he never did. When Julian finally found someone who loved him, Dante made fun of him. And then in the next book he gives up his immortality for Tella, a girl he has known for literal months at most. He didn’t love his brother, who has been with him since the beginning, enough to give up his immortality but he loved this random girl he has known for a couple months at most to give it all up?? Tella should’ve left him in the dust just like she did Jacks and went off on adventures by herself and met someone that wasn’t a twat.
#great poison talks#anti jace herondale#anti clary fairchild#anti clary fray#anti jace lightwood#anti jace wayland#anti cal calore#anti eli ever#anti dante santos#anti legend#anti dean winchester#supernatural#spn#the mortal instruments#vicious ve schwab#caraval#dante santos
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hmm since Clary also has the scar from having contact with an angel, do you think all of Clace's kids will inherit it? like will it stop being the "one of our ancestors fucked in a cave" scar & start being the "our ancestors were child experiments" scar?
#like up until this point it's been solely a Herondale thing since its only inherited father to son#but if it starts going mother to daughter too then after a few generations it will lose the herondale association#(or whatever lastname Clace end up going with lol)#also it would be an anti-incest measure because All their descendants would have it & pretty much no one else#which is really funny actually#bella talks#bella reads cob#clary fairchild#jace herondale#will herondale#the mortal instruments#the infernal devices#tessa gray#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#tmi#tid#clace
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When you buy or stream MaXXXine, Emily in Paris, Rules Don't Apply, To the Bone, Tolkien, Menk, Les Misérables, Extremely Wicked Shockingly Evil and Vile, Inheritance, Mirror Mirror, Love Rosie, Mortal Instruments, you're giving money to Zionists.
Lily Collins supports Gal Gadot.
#lily collins#maxxxine#emily in paris#rules don’t apply#to the bone#Tolkien#menk#les mis#extremely wicked shockingly evil and vile#inheritance#mirror#love rosie#mortal instruments#zionistsinfilm#zionists in film#anti zionism#palestine#cinemetography#cinema#cinephile
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i might be wrong BUT some of you people will have the time of your life when TWP come out or you'll gonna have the biggest downfall in your life 'cause of the expectations u guys are creating.
Personally, i don't have much expectations i just want my faves alive and finally have their peace. To be honest I'm alredy seeing some of you mad cause the theorys and favoritism in some characters are on HIGH LEVEL (cof cof kit herondale) and if these theories and expectations don't meet with the story cassie is about to deliver u guys are gonna be annoying as hell.
and just to end my "hate" post im still mad the janus are still alive and is going to be a big part in the books (even been small, he should be in the drafts that didn't make to the final paper), im not a fan of Will making an appearance cause i know cc and her favoritism towards herondale, also i don't care about ash he is sooo insignificant right now that you guys only love the idea u create about him, sorry not sorry but is the truth.
#shadowhunter chronicles#cassandra clare#the dark artifices#emma carstairs#ty blackthorn#julian blackthorn#dru blackthorn#kit herondale#the last hours#the mortal instruments#clary fairchild#jace herondale#alec lightwood#magnus bane#izzy lightwood#tessa gray#jem carstairs#anti will herondale#will herondale
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I'm sorry but am I the only one ick'd out by the fact that clary and jace had a 3 page fucking make-out scene WHEN THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE RELATED wtaf like I may have been able to get behind it but as soon as the godamn 'he's your brother' plot came in I was done like even if they weren't it's still so wierd especially as someone who has a sibling
#clace#anti clace#clary fairchild#clary fray#jace herondale#jace wayland#jace lightwood#cassandra clare#tmi#the mortal instruments
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Sorry to burst the bubble of idiots who somehow like the TMI movie but Godfrey Gao was dubbed over, that wasn't his voice so his "perfect Magnus voice" wasn't even him
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Unpopular opinions about TSC
This isn’t particularly unpopular but I don’t like Jace. Sorry to Jace fans. I was mainly neutral about him my first time reading TMI but I recently came across anti Jace posts and then reread TMI and started not liking him. I guess it makes sense that he started out as Draco Malfoy (in a fan fiction). TDA Jace was superior tho, but that's probably just because he's not the main character.
Lucie Herondale deserved better. Like, she is such an interesting character and her powers (to me) were more interesting than James. Also, she was Cordelia’s parabatai sos he deserved more time in the book.
The main couples were pretty boring (this might just be me because I get that with basically everything). Sorry but I already know that they are going to end up together and I’ve already seen so much of them, I just want to see the other characters.
The sibling relationships are so unrelatable. The ones that remind me of my siblings the most are Ty and Mark at the start of TDA (I too would throw a wooden dagger at my brother) and Thomas, Barbara (RIP Queen 👑) and Eugenia (Saying this as a middle child with an older sister and a younger brother).
This isn’t actually an opinion but after reading TMI I was pronouncing parabatai as ‘Paba-ra-ti’ and I could not understand parabatai jokes for ages 😭
I don't like the Shadowhunter show. I don't actually feel as strongly about this as I do in other opinions because it feels so different from the books. It has it's good moments but it all feels weird because Raphael is aroace in the books and he's such special character to me.
I did not care about Christopher's death. I feel so bad about it but I just think he is a poorly written character with a poorly written death. The protagonists did not care about him (by protagonists I mean James and Matthew) and everyone's reactions were so underwhelming. It just felt more like CC wanted a heart-breaking death than an interesting character and there was no point in him dying.
#the mortal instruments#cassandra clare#shadowhunters#tsc#anti Jace herondale#blackthorns#ty and mark are so cute
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The men’s haircuts in the tmi adaptations actually fill me with rage btw. Like it’s unnatural how angry they make me.
#except for movie jace obviously he’s alright#and movie simon#city of bones#anti shadowhunters#the mortal instruments#city of bones movie#alec lightwood#raphael santiago#jace herondale
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Reasons Why I Can't Join This Fictional Universe - Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments
I'm starting a new series
#Museless anti-universes#shadowhunters#shadowhunters the mortal instruments#shadow hunters#alec lightwood#sh#sh meme#shadowhunters memes#tumblr memes#izzy lightwood#magnus bane
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me, wondering why Clary Fray never gave the other Shadowhunters the rune that made demons run when they saw it: 😐
that's some real plot armor there.
#admin#tsc#tmi#city of ashes#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles#book series#books#clary fray#anti clary fray#cassandra clare#shadowhunters#anti clarissa fray#plot armor#hot take#tbh though Raziel should've put more runes in the Grey Book & had angels on Earth helping the Shadowhunters on occasion#only thing I hated about the books was how ridiculously lucky Clary was despite her blind love & recklessness
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