#anti mash

[unabashedqueenfury]

Sebastien de Poitiers

|Torrance Coombs |

Louis de Condé

|Sean Teale |

Francis de Valois

|Toby Finn Regbo |

Mary Stuart

|Adelaide Kane|

[tma-thoughts]

Im on season 2 of mash and ive determined that if this show came out today the same people who watched it religiously in the 70s would call it woke propaganda

[high-voltage-rat]

I think it's fascinating that the quotes:

"Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species. I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."

"When you spend every day fighting a war, you to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're subhuman. Because if they weren't, what would that make you? What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable."

"These guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em exactly what a big fight is all about! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private."

came from the same series whose standard fare is lines like:

"What in the hell are you two doing?" / "We're being executed by our own men, sir." / "Cut it out."

"I only drink the blood of my enemies, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."

"You always said I could sleep when I’m dead, Sarge, and guess what? I am dead. This purgatory is about to become purga-snore-y, yawn!"

...and both categories manage to be a poignant statement about the nature of war and what it does to the people in it.

[hawkeyeslaughter]

m*a*s*h // “ the ballad of the kingsmen “ , todd snider

[tvneon]

The hottest dance of the 80's...the Cigarette Mash...

[t00thpasteface]

shebbz i just want to say that you are single-handedly convincing me to watch mash... i know nothing about the show but ur chipping away at my brain like a misfolded protein

just make sure you watch it without laugh tracks

[tangerinesayswhat]

using ‘bummy’ as a tag, even if you do identify as queer, is coded with so much homophobia, please stop, this is just MLM based homophobia

honestly please explain to me why? i’m using a tag that I got off of accounts posting positive things about tommy and using it as a ship name. I see people using it interchangeably with tevan and bucktommy? how is it coded with homophobia. tell me to my face, stonewall didn’t happen so you could be pissy in my asks.

[mash4077fruitmachine]

“He seems to be actively resisting getting married, and that interests me. I don’t know why he’s like that. The two or three times he’s been tempted to think about sharing his life with somebody, it’s come over him like a bad cold, and he shakes it off after a while.”

Alan Alda on the one thing he doesn’t understand about Hawkeye.

[mako-neexu]

"Senpai?" Mash calls out.

"Yeah?" And Ritsuka responds without looking up from her tablet. The report is due in a couple of hours. She'd really like to pass it on time and have time to kill before lunch starts.

Before her kouhai could respond, she already has an inkling as to what Mash was worried right now.

"Senpai, those... creatures hovering around you like a bee swarm... What are they?" There's great confusion in her tone. Totally understandable.

-Considering there's a bunch of flying bean plushies hovering around her and even making her hair and shoulders a place to rest on.

"They seem to resemble... Oberon-san?" Mash was genuinely confused and if Ritsuka could, she'd give her a reassuring pat on the back.

Unfortunately, these Obe-beans would immediately be the first to claim her hand for those 'pats'. As if the original wasn't already possessive.

She sighed. "Sorry, it's kind of a weird encounter. They basically were already on me when I woke up. Don't worry though. I'll find Oberon and give him a good beating."

As she says that, several of the flying beans started assaulting her face by bumping their soft bodies against her. "What the- Hey, quit it. I know you guys were the ones to eat the leftover chocolate I got from the other Servants!"

Mash left shoftly after that, presumably to call for help or find where a certain Pretender was to help her get rid of the creatures crawling around her body.

She really has never known peace. Still, since they were soft and cute (not that she'd admit that out loud and luckily, these didn't have Oberon's Fairy Eyes) she didn't mind their presence at all.

Her hand even started petting one while she was still focused on her report. There were three kinds of Obe-beans hovering around her, each representing his different outfits in all three ascensions.

The first one, the 'Fairy King Obe-beans' seemed content on resting on whatever available surface she had on her body. The same went to the second version and third version..

(And same as the original, some of them really attempted to wriggle inside her clothes, especially trying to get under her bra and underwear. Naturally, Ritsuka forced them out and sternly scolded them. It only worked just for a little bit before doing their attempts again, this time unsuccessful as she made sure they can't sneak in.)

There is one bean plush that had that permanent smirk though. It's part of the third ascension group, just creepily staring at her while it rested beside her laptop.

...The urge to flick this fly away was really strong.

Still, it was the only one that wasn't actively hogging for space on her lap or on her body for that matter.

The other beans were distracted.. so she decides to gently pick it up under her hand before bringing it to her cheek to nuzzle it quietly.

...No matter the version, it really was soft and squishy. She had this urge to bite him from cuteness and maybe... kiss it...

Now that the thought entered her mind, she kind of wanted to try it.

So, with both hands, Ritsuka cups the now-eager dark Obe plush, slowly bringing it to her lips-

She hears something drop from the floor at the entrance of her door.

Time freezes everything in place.

Oberon Vortigern stands dumbstruck with a mix of confusion, jealousy and anger, a bag of chips now scattered on the ground as soon as he saw her and his......creations(??).

"...What the fuck?" was the only thing the bastard could say.

Ritsuka felt a vein pop in her head. Wasn't he the one who summoned these things?

As revenge, she ordered the swarm crowding around her to attack Oberon, which wasn't really an attack but mostly annoying him to death.

Heh, serves him right.

--

In the end, in addition to the creatures that fought for space on her body, one extremely clingy and giant bug was the one to hog her personal space, but the beans and Oberon himself seemingly growled at each other over it.

Are they really one and the same? This is really going to get annoying...

And where was the insect repellant when she needs it?

[lady-embers]

Elucien Headcanon

Elain offers Lucien a bowl of mashed potatoes as an official offering of accepting the mating bond between them.

Just imagine the other side rage if this was to happen given their "potato steam" thing they have going on 😅😂

[teddi-bearly]

I want a found family like the mash 4077 but I don’t want the war or the trauma

do you see why this is an issue

[okamiz36]

....Haily's (hot but evil oc) bodyguard/Silent aka Aliza (the nephews) baby sitter :p shes soulless war weapon pretty much, YES ITS STILL SHADOW RP OCS, this is the sketch i made yesterday btw :3

[thetimelordbatgirl]

You wanna know the biggest red flag that the MCU doesn't seen the Young Avengers as their own team and just sees them as copies of the Avengers??? Miss America whose literally her own hero in the comics, no mentors or anything and is a unique character in terms of powers and such...is literally not only nerfed in her debut film in the MCU just so they can make her like some of the other young heroes in MCU in need of rescue by the older heroes, but is also literally turned into a sorcerer in training at the end and even compared to Doctor Strange when he started training. Like. They basically took a unique and non-connected to the Avengers character like Miss America and made her basically a copy of Doctor Strange. Because the MCU does not get the Young Avengers at all and just thinks they must be either relatives or copies of certain Avengers.

[amrv-5]

I believe in this world to come...I think it’s going to be a pretty good world!

M*A*S*H /// Roygbiv - Public Service Broadcasting

[finestkind4077]

A Hawkeye video to “Anti-Hero.” This one has been percolating in my brain for a little while.

[marley-manson]

something just prompted me to look it up, and apparently massachusetts doesn't allow common-law marriage or palimony

so for people who describe carlye as hawkeye's common-law wife or ex wife or who say hawkeye was technically married because he lived with her for a while, that's apparently incorrect 💡