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Can I be controversial and say that I'm tired of shippers (esp. Sylkis and Lokiuses) giving Disney too much credit for the sake of their ships?
With Lokiuses I will be seeing too much credit because Loki and Mobius are standing close together or hugging or something. And them acting like it's the epitome of queer rep. It's not even queerbaiting... they're just next to each other.... I also don't get what is so special about this ship that it has to be cannon, and why some of you treat it like the only queer ship that matters for LGBTQIA+ rep. Y'all don't even get the personalities right in fanfic and turn it into Ineffable Husbands 2.0. I'd argue Lokius has a darker dynamic than that and is far from equivalent to Ineffable Husbands. The characters just kinda look like each other but have very different dynamics.
With Sylkis I've recently been seeing (esp. on TWT but I just saw a post in the Loki tag here on Tumblr) this erasure of Disney's homophobic history with "See they have NO problem with MLM and queer people. Let's forget they used Loki's genderfluidity was used to market the series and nothing was done with it."
Also, the examples provided to prove that "Disney has no trouble with the gays" are: 1. from a movie that Marvel likes to pretend doesn't exist because they only care about money and not rep (and yes it was a very important step. I'm not denying that), and 2. A very recent example of a show that just came out in this very year and last month *ba-dum-tss.* Why the fuck should I congratulate Disney for increasing LGBTQIA+ representation at a GLACIAL pace? Other companies have done better! Istg if you defend them I'll roll my eyes...
Do I have to go over with you guys about the how long it took for Valkyrie's bisexuality to be confirmed within the MCU and not just in interviews? There was so much hype about her being the first confirmed bisexual in the Thor movies. Tessa Thompson FOUGHT to have a scene confirming that Valkyrie liked women in TR that was CUT OFF from the final product.
The closest thing to rep that TR was allowed to have fell more under queer-coding towards the GM and Loki. Loki "cozied up" with the evil Grandmaster to avoid fighting in the gladiatorial arena in some scenes while framing Loki as spineless, treacherous, and needing "correction" from the hero that didn't shy away from fighting in the arena. And the next bit of rep we got from there was fucking gay Russo. Y'all have TERRIBLE memories.
An example of this Marvel defense bullshit to show I am not making this shit up:
Stop giving the fucking mouse credit and money. Y'all don't even like what happened in the series and are also 100% unsatisfied with how it ended.
#look; i could be wrong bc i admittedly SUCK at keeping up with the MCU in general (I haven't even watched The Winter Soldier)#but i still think y'all are giving them too much credit#and yes i've defended Kate Herron and SdM in the past bc they're not Disney and got thrown to the wolves#fandom wank#mcu critical#anti mcu#loki series critical#thor ragnarok critical#endgame critical#anti russo bros (IDK their full names lmao)#mcu!valkyrie#mcu!loki#mcu!grandmaster#ok some of you who keep buying licensed merch and defending disney a bit too much get on my nerves...#this is an 'if the shoe fits situation'#i might sail the high seas for AAA sometime tho#lmao i got blocked for replying to the post and saying that you don't have to deny Disney's terrible record in this regard for ship drama#the thor ragnarok valkyrie thing is fresh on my memory#disney's homophobia and transphobia#anti disney#anti marvel
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The whole narcissist thing has always been funny to me because when I assume they’re using the colloquial term and rebut it by saying “but loki isn’t self absorbed, he actually has a negative self image”, they almost always respond by saying “well ACTUALLY, if you look at the TRUE definition of a narcissist, they ARE driven by self hatred”. But like, ok fine…….If you look at the clinical traits of NPD…. he doesn’t fit that either lmao. It’s just not true in any way shape or form, and it always gets me how they try to work the definitions around to make it fit.
Loki: calls himself a monster.
Loki: is torn apart by his self hatred and desperate need for validation
Loki: is literally incapable of imagining a situation where he is loved as himself and instead has to imagine he’s Thor to even be able to fantasize about being accepted or valued
Some people: omg. classic narcissist.
Me: … pls get a dictionary.
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Loved your DC and Marvel name choices! For the Akuma and Science Class, what would their Marvel names be?
Marinette: Iron Gal
Adrien: Thunder
Alya: Whirlwind
Nino: Mr. Marvel
Chloé: Dagger
Sabrina: Miss-appear
Kim: Spider-Bro
Max: Nuit Panther
Alix: Widow
Nathaniel: Rage
Rose: Miss Marvelous
Juleka: Doctor Odd
Ivan: Captain France
Myléne: Bullseye
Lila: Mind Bend
Aurore: Geode
Mireille: Multiply
Marc: Discord
Cosette: Deathcall
Zoé: Inevitable
Simon: Crimson Warlock
Denise: Battle Monger
Jean: Mariner
Lacey: Lightning Run
Reshma: Lady Ock
Ismael: Bizarre
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Welcome to the finale of our Marvel Injustice game or as it's going to be called from now on:
MARVEL AXIS WARS
Guidelines:
There are 24 characters in the base game, 12 Heroes and 12 Villains. This doesn't include clone characters.
Cosmic and Multiversal Characters like the Guardians of the Galaxy or Spider-Man 2099 won't be added to keep the game grounded.
Anti-Heroes like Deadpool and Punisher also won't be added.
However, if some characters fit into the previous category, I'll consider them if they're a big enough deal in terms of history and importance to the storyline.
The storyline is based upon Marvel's AXIS Story, so with the exception of two characters, everyone will have a hero and villain persona.
So, here is our final roster:
Why did they make it:
Dr. Voodoo: I was surprised by the lack of magic users on the Hero Side. Plus, Dr. Strange and Wanda felt like boring choices
Killmonger: I knew I'd get skinned alive if I didn't add a Black Panther character, and since I used all the Hero Spots, Killmonger won out.
Agent Venom (DLC): The only reason Venom made base roster was because I remembered he existed. Fun Fact: Carnage was going to be a clone for Venom, but I didn't want too many symbiotes.
Odinson (DLC): Considering the concept of the game, Thor had to lose his hammer to Jane. Fun Alternate Skin Idea: Wedding Dress Alt. (Mythology joke that holds a special place in my heart)
Magneto (DLC): 'Twas never a matter of if...only when.' -Korrin DBZA
Darth Vader (DLC): It was either him or Akuma, and you guys chose Vader.
#marvel comics#brother voodoo#erik killmonger#agent venom#thor odinson#magento#darth vader#carnage#source: team four star#akuma#Marvel Axis Wars#super smash bros ultimate#disney smash bros#x men vs street fighter#star wars
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Hot take: everyone has higher expectations for the first fnaf movie than any mcu movie I’ve ever witnessed
the next episode of what if…? should be “what if the mcu wasn’t hellbent on character assassination and doing every one as dirty as possible”
#anti mcu#mcu critical#mcu salt#fuck every. single. dumbass. that fucked up Loki and Bucky and Steve and thor and nebula and Natasha etc etc#why can’t the mcu bros get the fuck off whatever they’re snorting and realize how shitty it’s become/been
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volume 12 already? damn that went fast. just yesterday we were crying about vash drinking in a church
anyway :D volume 12 thoughts time
chap 1:
-chronicaaaaaaaaa :3
-AW NO MY BABY
-these quiet panels are the fucking best/worst thing that have ever happened to me
-too many memories :c
-YES LINA IS THERE THANK GOD (at the same time this is heartbreaking as fuck)
-all the enemies after all the people he has ever loved/helped
-HIS MOM AND HIS BF
-THATS IT THATS THE ONE THATS THE PANEL OH GOD WE ARE *HERE*
-im gonna go cry now
-i wonder what "anti plant" entails...is it a special material?
-ok fine, chronica can call knives a terrorist. she gets a pass
-oh sweet geesus
-eh?
-oohhhhhh.....ok fuck
-nothing can stop the hatred of this man. kinda admirable but as the song says "your misery and hate will kill us all"
chap 2:
-"corrosive thunder", love the title
-OH SHIT DOMINA NO, pls dont let him get to you
-DOMINA NOOOOOO
-the plants kinda look in pain there....
-MY GIRLSSSSSSSSSS
-for pain purposes, i choose to believe that when they resonate they hum like vash did in stampede
-aaand shes gone
-oh god, the end of evangelion flashbacks
-OH NIGHTOW YOU SON OF A BISCUIT- THOSE EYES IN THE BACKGROUND-
-tbh everything in your ship just being consumed by someone else so quickly must be scary af. nothing belongs to them anymore and soon, chronica could even loose herself
chap 3:
-oh shit oh fuck oh shit
-oh shit not thors hammer
-omg look! the laws of physics!
-noooo :c we dont get to know domina too much but its still sad
-OH?
-MAGIC BULLETS TIME BABYYYYYYYYYYY
-ohhhhhhh okok i get it
chap 4:
-THATS MY BOIIIIIIIIIII
-AH SHIT IVE JUST NOTICED THE HAIR
-ALSO PLS DONT SMILE LIKE THAT-
-childish is a good word for it cuz knives just doesnt want to accept hes wrong and scared
-THE POWER OF LOVE AND PEACE BITCH
-is vash pausing cuz even though his plan was to kill knives hes kinda sad that knives wants to kill him? i may never know
-let him use his fucking gun ok? hes an expert. also i like to think he uses it to stay grounded. like to stay with the people hes fighting with. hes not superior or anything
-TO YOUR KNEES BITCH TO YOUR FUCKING KNEES
-THATS MY FUCKING GUNMAN THATS MY SON RIGHT THERE
chap 5:
-FLASHBACK TIME LETS GO
-omg right it hated this. hes just a baby :c
-so vash left with a stranger? i forgot about that
-honey just be glad YOU ARE ALIVE
-BECAUSE HES VASH THE STAMPEDE- i should rewatch that episode huh
-GEESUS BRO
-tbh vash, you should have. then and now
-YEAH TELL HIM VASH >:D YOU ARENT NAIVE
-tbh i would also think thats enough to break the chain. hmm
-"stay with me" vash pls i cant jump into the void rn
-GEESUS CHRIST, the cleanest cut in the west
-also you think vash made that face cuz the last time he made someone bleed was rem-
-THE CLOSEUP TO THE MOUTHS AHHHHHHHHHHH
-"we dont belong in the future of this planet" dont fucking say that
chap 6:
-actually wanting to humans to talk with plants is a great step for improving their relationship but sure knives, whatever
-THATS SO TRUE VASH LETS GO, LET THE PLANTS HAVE A SAY IN IT
-ive said this before but as someone who was mocked by wanting context before judging people, vash is so...reassuring. like it wasnt wrong of me to want to know all the sides of one story. im glad
-also i completely forgot about that town and radiation. how tf radiation happens in that planet, what am i missing
-oh nvm, thanks nightow
-HES NOT EXCUSING, HES EXPLAINING OMFG YOU IDIOT
-YEAH FUCKING TELL HIM >:D POP OFF VASH >:D
-WHY IS IT THEN? HUH KNIVES?- oh shit what
-yknow what, ill give knives the fact that humans are ignorant and we are repeating history etc etc, but im done. finish him vash
-for some reason this reminds me to that scene with the soldiers in ep 12. my man really cant catch a break
-YEAH THE GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSS :D
-"you've been abandoned" maybe by some but not by everyone. and thats the whole point
-YEAH YOU ARENT BABY ILY
-HOLD UP IS THAT HER FACE?????
-awww :c
chap 7:
-IS IT LIVIO TIME????
-YO WTF, WHO SHOT MY GIRL
-ofc the military would be like this
-i literally cant say whos bleeding
-ah fuck ok
-ugh no...pls dont tell me hes fucking bleeding through his eyes...pls dont (if i see stampede vash bleeding like that i will eat my pc piece by piece)
-chronica :c
-LIVIOOOOOOOOO :0
-OMG YES, YES, IM SO HAPPY. quoting 98 "and i know in my heart he would have done the same"
-MR. VASH, MR. LIVIO AWWW :3
-OH HES SPINNING THOSE FUCKERS :D
-oh well thats not fair, hes too cool
-wait why is knives not wanting to kill vash bad?
chap 8:
-considering the blockers chronica has, entering a fused entity must be scary but also exciting
-ngl i dont get the spikes on the screen thing
-geesus
-WTF YOU DID TO HIM???
-wait no i want to see whats happening with vash- and its livio time
-oh hes alive thank god (this is my 2nd read why am i surprised)
-OH NO ITS THAT MOMENT OH NNONONONO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
-i hate seeing his eyes like that if im being honest, its scary
-ESO MAMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
-LIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-OH SHIT its my wife
-OH WAIT MY OTHER WIFE IS HERE TOO
-VASH WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE
-OH GOD NOT LEGATO AND THE RUSSIAN DOLL
-CAN SHIT STOP HAPPENING FOR A MINUTE
-THERES TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE CAN YALL CALM THE FUCK DOWN
chap 9:
-omg its the legato episode
-what is happening, what am i looking at
-oh oh shit
-RIGHT IN HIS MF EYE
-what is happening?
-ok flashback time
-yeap. its that time. shit
-geesus fucking christ. tbh ofc legato would think knives is right. there was nothing to prove him wrong
-yeap. i would do the same actually. stomp on his head
-oh honey...honey thats gay-
-is that why he has short hair...cuz knives gave him a name AND A HAIR STYLE??
-damn son
-also i may be wrong but where do people get the idea he inserted metal in his own brain to have those powers?/gen
#trimax#trigun maximum#trigunbookclub#WHY AM I ACTUALLY SHOCKED THIS IS MY 2ND READ#was i really that numb the 1st time after vol 10?
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Some more fics of mine - standalones (well, a few are part of a series but are currently the only entry so I'm putting them here):
of legacies and lies - Jack Thompson's granddaughter Alex, a SHIELD agent, deals with the aftermath of the HYDRA reveal while trying to get back home. Meanwhile her grandparents try and make sure she isn't made into a scapegoat by the authorities.
a god's reflection - a rewritten Loki oneshot set between Thor 1 and Thor 2 as he reflects on his actions on Midgard.
when one door closes (another opens) - Brianna Thawne, the Cobalt Blue of Earth-4 and its 22nd Century, joins her world's Legends after she stops Kate Allen from changing time, an action which caused a rift in Team Flash and left Brianna ostracised.
now we have (the freedom to choose) - Legends of Tomorrow AU, where Carter realises that now he's finally free of the cycle, maybe he doesn't have to be with Kendra.
you've always been (a part of me) - Krypton Post-Canon AU, set decades after the show, where Seg is hit with the reminder of his husband's mortality and doesn't deal with it well
speak (and i'll listen) - MonWinn oneshot, set post the Music Meister, in which Winn stresses out and Mon-El comforts him
to new beginnings - Westhallen New Year's Resolution fic for Polyam Shipping Day in January 2022
doubt (and the bonds of love) - when Mon-El becomes distant, Winn can't figure out why until Kara points out that he's not the only insecure one in the relationship
the future (is ours) - a Flash AU where Iris is the Flash and Barry and Eddie are the ones dating. Eobard has been defeated and everyone's made it out the other side...but Eddie fears for his relationship after finding out Barry and Iris were meant to be together...
right here (is where i'm meant to be) - fluffy, lazy morning Segdam oneshot
to live and rise (and hope again) - focuses on Eliana Kent, the daughter of Clark Kent and Lana Lang from another universe, who was forced to flee her own world with thousands of others after draconian anti-alien measures were enforced. Settling on Earth-38 with her adoptive aunts, Eliana doesn't expect anything drastic to happen...until the rest of her powers start setting in...
Ambiguity - FFN import, written for Stupid Mario Bros and a Mr L centric fic as he fights to fight his host body's brother
the truth (long overdue) - Spider-Man 2 AU where Peter goes back to explain everything to Harry and unknowingly averts tragedy later down the line
one night changes nothing (except when it changes everything) - Krypton fic where Seg and Adam sleep together one night early in S1 but Adam figures nothing's gonna change, because it's not like Seg of all people would return his feelings (hint: he's wrong)
remaining steadfast (accepting your purpose) - Robin of Sherwood S3 AU where Robert of Huntingdon stays the first time around, nervous as he is about stepping into the shoes of a hero
true friendship (becomes stronger over time) - Link & Saria post OOT (child timeline), where an older Link goes to talk to his best friend after feeling out of place recently
we have time (to start over) - X-Men 3 AU where Jean lived and brought Scott back, and now he's trying to figure out why Logan is acting so strange around him (it's the guilt)
i love you (let me show it) - Segdam fic where Seg proposes to Adam out of the blue
i will stand by you (i will help you through) - Angel & Riley friendship fic, in which Angel doesn't act like a dick in 4x20, instead recognising Riley as a young man in pain, and this has a massive effect on things
discussions and coffee (at three am) - Legends AU where Henry Heywood lived and is now a Legend alongside his grandson
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[thorki]Willingly
The car is on, let's get start!
Summary: After the Avengers beat Thanos with the help of Loki, our Agent of Asgard and his unrelated brother Thor decided to understand each other deeper.
Loki swears, once he told Thor if they could improve their relationship by having a sex like humans did as they walked through the neighborhood, he was just kidding as the trickster god used to do. He saw Thor stiffened, yet as the tease words swirling on the tip of his silver tongue, Thor said “Yeah”.
“...Pardon?” Loki was shocked with wide-opened dark eyes. It’s extremely rare to see this kind of emotion on his face.
“Let’s go back to the Shield, brother.” Thor suggested in a calm voice, Loki observed him from top to the bottom, starting to suspect if he misunderstood his opinion. After all, he was kind of silly to some extent. “You are right…We definitely should do that.”
“Thor, tell me you are just making fun of me, so I will consider giving you a chance to escape from my magic.” Loki now sits at the edge of Thor’s bed, with his arms folded and an unbelievable look on his pale face. His brother is busy pulling on the curtain behind the clean window from outside, though it’s dark at night.
After dealing with all of the Anti-peeping measures, Thor steps near Loki and pets on his shoulder. “There’s nothing to worry about, bro. If I say this is also my first experience, can it make you feel better?”
Oh damn, he is serious. Loki looks into his only eye which has the same attractive color as the sky on sunny days, and sighs to show his hardly-expressed acquiescence. “Don’t you dare to let me be embarrassed, I have one hundred ways to get revenge.”
“Obey, your Majesty.”Thor laughs with somewhat ulterior motives, only then does Loki discover that his brother is quite different from the god of thunder he knew well in the past.
“Hey wait, I haven’t—” Before he can say anything to prevent Thor’s next act, he is already caught by his elder brother’s arms. He evaluates opportunely, “Looks like someone is in a hurry, are you falling in love with your younger brother, Thor? That sounds very baaad—”
“Just shut up, you little bastard.” Thor gives Loki a sudden kiss on his lips lightly, even keen as the god of mischief doesn’t react to what happened for a while. Once he is aware of the weird behavior from his brother, his face blushes rapidly. “You, you…What did you do to me?”
Thor holds his slender waist tight with a hug, then winks like he is actually the prankster. “I’m paying for you the missing kiss we should share on the day I got my god poison. Remember what you said to me by using your breath?”
“Stop talking about this, you are breaking the rules!” Loki tries his best to control his speaking volume, but it still seems like he is raging out of humiliation to be ashamed into anger.
Thor eventually lets out his brother, and begins to undress himself from the midgard style men shirt. “Playtime is over, we are not expecting to taunt or even fight with each other all night. Since you are asking for a kinda sex…”
Hearing this, Loki gasps with fear, retreats again and again, until his back hits the wall a little bit fiercely. “Uh, fine, I surrender! Brother, I was exactly playing a trick on you at that time, it’s certainly unnecessary to do so…”
Thor, who only wears his black trousers now pauses further development briefly to show his reassuring smile. “Don’t be nervous, Loki, if you feel uncomfortable we can stop at any time, I won’t allow anyone to hurt you, I promise.”
“Can I trust you?”Loki grips his clothes under pressure, even trembles slightly, unnoticed this sentence out of the trickster of god’s mouth is full of a sense of dissonance. As he sees Thor’s tantalize slight and the small action of lick lips, he takes a deep breath to determine his mind, and walks slowly but decisively to his side with a malicious radian he showed most as a liar. “Ha, just kidding! There is no need to wait any more, except you are hesitant. Let’s move on.”
“...Thor, I warn you to turn away for the last time.''Loki rolls his eyes speechlessly, insisting to stare at each other with Thor instead of taking off the final clothes to cover the most private part of his body.
“Come on, dude, when did you become so shy? Didn’t you remember we even took showers together when we were young?” Since Thor is naked and stands in a very confident posture, Loki closes his eyes to avoid seeing something horrible. That item…even if he is a god, it’s abnormal to be that large. Loki can’t help to think over again, why he agreed to his request that easily just ten minutes ago.
If he doesn’t face Thor, the one still alive who knows him most of the whole universe, this will probably be a clever method to hide his crazy thoughts. But his brother can notices all of his nervous, fear and lust only through a frown.
Thus, he walks closer to Loki, surprised that he didn’t trigger the defense mechanism for several seconds, then gently pushes down his younger brother to his bed, kissing him lingering and deeply. Loki freezes inside his embrace, then starts to struggle by shaking his body and moaning in continuously vague onomatopoeias. Thor spreads his fingers to touch his brother’s hair and goes down with the flow to comfort him. If he could speak he would say “There there”, but it doesn’t really matter now, Loki isn’t that breakable though he promises to try his best to protect him after he knew his dear brother escaped from death again, for love.
Loki irefully glaring at Thor, but he soon comes up with an idea, starts to taste his lips carefully with his teeth rubbing back and forth. Thor’s eye tells of his bewilderment, he indulges his naughty brother to play for a period of time, then begins to attack back. He immediately acts to pry open his mouth, and block his tongue to forward this kiss.
This causes Loki to suddenly lose his initiative, the only thing he has to adjust is Thor’s entangle that happens inside his mouth. He can’t control his breath and turns to moan quickly.
As Asgardians all know, Loki, the second prince is famous for his silver tongue, Thor now approves this opinion in another view—he deserves that since he still tries to resist his every move, though this just provides his sound with more sexual attractive.
After this exhausting war leasts minutes, they choose to leave each other at almost the same time, gasping for oxygen.
“You are crazy…”Loki speaks in a weak voice, hiding his buzz in his mind and shame by using his own clothes to cover his head.
Seeing this, Thor finally stops being nervous and takes away his hand that suppresses his erect sexual organs. “So as you, brother.” God believes, he just has sexual excitement due to Loki, now he feels sooo immoral and guilty! But this is all Loki’s fault, he asked for an experience at first!! Thor glances at his shy brother, telling himself over and over that he is a monster, quietly walks in front of him and pretends he just wants to make him feel better.
Loki hasn’t discovered the serious situation for even ten percent, as Thor already lets his thing to greet his, he lately has the strange feeling. “What on earth are you doing?!”
“I’m trying my best not to insert you directly before saying something…!”Thor breathes deeply, bites his bottom lip to decrease his sexual desire. God please save me! He cries out fiercely in his mind.
“You what?”Loki removes his clothes as soon as he can, then sees his brother opposite just less than 5 inches, with his chaotic blue eyes and looming flash around him. His face burns on fire before he remembers to take off his sight.
“I…Ugh…Why are you—”Thor endures his willings very difficult to let his brother be well prepared, until he feels a warm touch on his item.
Loki keeps looking at the corner of the room while he is caressing his brother, and it seems blood will drop from his face. “Silence and relax, you stupid.” He warns in a trembling sentence.
Now it’s the turn for Thor to lose the right to speak independently. He makes accusations to his fingers but still has Shortness of breath. To tell the truth, Loki has a bit of joy about his behavior.
“Bro, stop doing that plz, I…” Thor makes an effort to speak in a well-controlled voice, but now it sounds like he is murdered by his brother.
Loki sighs heavily and andante turns to look down at that…stick. “Fine, I, I would do it for you.” He swallows his worry and timidity into stomach, closes his eyes to find it with his lips—then kisses on Thor’s abdominal muscles because he can’t certainly see the location.
“Puff…” Thor can’t help himself to laugh, and receives a complaint phone call from Loki with his eyes. To find some dignity back, when Loki sucks the strip he develops the area to make sure where the point of Thor is on purpose. As soon as he glides across the top of the mushroom, he feels an obvious tremor from Thor. That’s it! The god of trickster looks up to meet his brother who is trapped in great awkward, smiles mischievously. “Enjoy, sir.”
“What do you mean by…wait—!” The huge pleasure almost floods him, Thor covers his mouth as tight as he can, meanwhile Loki still can experience his non-stop shake of the whole body and a few uncomfortable croons.
“Don’t…ah…”Thor even has difficulty on expressing his thoughts now, the only one of his beautiful blue eye now filled with shallow fog.
“Don’t stop? Okay, it’s my duty.” Loki leisurely mistakes his issue, he could see the nearly despair emotion on Thor’s face, then does it quicker. As Thor covers his eye and shouts out with a normal speaking volume, the white liquid that is similar to cream ejaculates from the spout inside Loki’s mouth, and inevitably splatters on his face.
“......” Loki mums and goes upstairs to observe Thor’s act as he is aware of what happened. His brother uses his arm to hide his eye behind, looks like has no emotion to talk.
“Well, brother, I think I crossed the line a little bit.” Loki tentatively asked Thor and got no reply. Now he is truly worried about his future, because Thor already known that silence is the best weapon to deal with this little devil. In the past he would keep quiet until Loki apologized or even admitted his success.
But just for now, Loki has no reason to do that. He watches his brother all around carefully, then makes up his mind to touch him in a flash to make sure he doesn’t fall asleep. At the same time, a short but ardent lime light pricks his fingertip, the huge amount of current breaks into his body through the little skin area at an unnoticed speed, completely putting him down without even a sound. Loki’s eyes keep into a frightened size, his mouth opens but could say nothing.
Thor stands with a confusing smile on his corner of mouth, just tells everyone he didn’t do this on purpose. “It’s lucky for me to disturb the god of trickster’s eyes, brother, since you played much more far out of my expectation, it’s time for me to act.”
NO, PLEASE! I will say sorry to you about one thousand times, just give me a chance to redeem the situation! Loki shakes his head hard, catches his lips with teeth to create some physiological tears. Even though beside this kind of danger, he has no pity mask to wear.
Thor brings their clothes and the sheet which was suppressed by his back to bundle his brother, or he would have enough space to run away, like several times in the past. Loki feels better from being struck by lightning now, this causes him to struggle substantially as he shouts to accuse his actions.
“Be quiet, little one, you won’t hope to attract the attention of Shield Agents, some of them even worked with you sometimes.” Thor pets his head, suggests Loki with a soft voice—and makes his two arms trapped together backwards at the same time. He is too immersed in the dirty job, until he adds the final part to his brother, he finds that he accidentally makes Loki look like a nice present for Christmas.
“Wow, such an artist, dude.”Loki already changed his attitude from scary to cold-shoulder while Thor continues to pack him up on his own.
Thor says nothing but starts to uncover all the fabric on Loki, and the worst thing is after a few minutes’ work, he discovers that Loki left his pants before he could remind Thor. He never thinks he is such a fool in any environment as now. Of course, except the time he blamed Loki because he saved his brother’s life by handing over the Cosmic Cube.
“Opps, are you in trouble with my insurance? Beg me, I will make it disappear.” Loki claims condescending as the second prince of Asgard often did. But he underestimates Thor’s violent dismantling method, only some part of his strength can tear the material readily. Our small prince shows unforeseen thoughts from the black eyes for a moment, then sighs to mean “yeah that’s how my brother works, he is absolutely an idiot with muscles”.
“Close your eyes then, brother, or it may be a bit strange for you to see the course.” Thor empathetically advises Loki as he is opening a bottle of lubricating oil. Loki, who has no sexual experience ever, is confused by his warning and rebelliously keeps his sight wide. He hasn’t been a good boy since the day he knew his true identity.
Thor rashly shakes his head, and lowers his head near the storage room, with one finger smeared the cold liquid circling around the surrounding area. Loki opens his mouth, wants to question the rationality of this behavior, but all the words come out are syllables like hmm and ahh. He conditioned starts to break free, though the move space for him is smaller than he had in the Asgard prison.
“There there, I’m protecting you from pain by lubricating the hole.” Thor softly appeases his brother, and sticks in a finger. Loki bites on his bottom lip to stop the voice he may possibly make, throws his attention away to refrain from the irritating scene. Damn, Thor is right.
As Thor can put three fingers into and out easily, he holds Loki’s shoulder with a reassuring strength, takes a deep breath, then sends his buddy with a condom to contact the teller. “Brother, we are begin now, please prepare for yourself, if you like, I have a mouth shackle that you used to…”
“What?!! How dare you tell this in front of me, instigator? Shut up right now!” Loki redden his face through anger and shame.
“Okay, I apologize, I never meant to hurt your feelings, Loki!” Thor shouts as he gets into half of the way. He thrusts several times at a slow speed, then starts to speed up until Loki asks to decrease that with urgent gasping. Thor feels a fire is running over his face as he listens to Loki’s breath, so he requests, “Would you please say more in the following part?”
“Uhh…Nope, exact, ah, ly.” Loki just chooses the most appropriate degree for him that both can let him be comfortable and excited, so he even can’t stop to create sounds. Thor winks as he is aware of this issue. “You know what, Loki, I really love you as my brother, it began when I was just eight, even though you stabbed me with your magic tricks.”
“...I have loved you since you first came into my eyes.” Loki speaks in a tiny voice, and then feels the thing goes in deep enough to reach his point as Thor comes to kiss him again and again. As their lips and teeth fit together in the end, they both get the high waves.
Thor spends a little time finishing this kiss, then leaves his brother’s inside, puts off the condom that prevents the illness for both of them. “How do you feel, Loki?”
“Great, Thor.” Loki smiles as he uses a small magic to release the control of the clothes, “Can’t wait to take a bath and get rid of all the lust.”
“Oh, don’t see your common willings as a problem, you can find me any time you like.”Thor laughs and explains to his brother patiently.
“So, next time is my turn to lead you?” Loki stops at the entrance of the restroom. “You already are.”Thor helps him to close the door.
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Imagine having a blast subverting a perfectly fine, wonderful, positive and engaging male role model for kids of all gender and ages— who was sensitive but strong, kind but rough around the edges, temperamental yet somehow still patient, impulsive but responsible— a true king amongst his peers quite literally and figuratively...
....but I guess because Thor is a reserved, private, and stately individual who chooses not to actively talk about the emotions so plainly written across his face, he’s too “macho” for taika's daffodil lookin’ ass
That’s not even a diss I made up I can directly quote him from the same interview.
ALT TEXT: What does it mean to bring that to superheroes, which are created to be these sort of bastions of masculinity? I really don’t like macho things. There’s something kind of gross about that. Even though I think I’m a pretty good example of a real man — I’m strong and tough, and I can fight and drink — but I’m also very sensitive, like a daffodil. So, I like looking at the feminine side of men, and how it’s not the weak side. That’s a stupid way of thinking about it. It’s the side that’s the more caring side. So, I love seeing this version of Thor who cares about everybody and wants to help everyone, and he acts cool all the time, but beneath it all he’s deeply insecure, because that’s most men that I know. That’s the way that we make this film interesting: What is the weirdest version of this tough space Viking that we can make?
REALLY goes to show how little he really knew about, or paid attention to Thor, because I can think of a great many scenes in which Thor expressed a deep and profound care and love for everyone around him from the start of Thor (2011), who expressed kindness and wanted to help everyone equally as early as that, and I'd dare wager acted "cool" and "mighty" by showboating all of the time specifically to cover up the fact that he was deeply anxious and insecure the ENTIRE time until Jane came into his life and showed him, hey, maybe being yourself — the Thor who is kind, caring, selfless, humble, and noble to a fault — is IN ITSELF ... what makes you worthy. And she was RIGHT. Cue every single one of his next appearances henceforth.
IT GETS WORSE.
Did you have to tell the Russo Brothers, who will be inheriting your Thor? Oh, I know. I’ve talked to them. We’d show them footage of him because they’d heard we’ve got a really different Thor. I love those guys, but I’m not gonna stress myself out trying to save Thor for the Avengers movies. My plan was just to strip him down and mess him up as much as possible, and then just sort of deliver him to their doorstep: “Here’s this messy version of the character that you thought you were gonna have.”
We’re talking a lot about this tone and the comedy, how does it then reconnect to what the plot of the movie is about? I have no idea. Honestly, I gave it a little bit of thought, but sometimes, often I was like, You know what? I’m gonna let Marvel deal with that. That’s their department. I know how to tell a story, but I’m having so much fun subverting all of this, and like telling weird jokes and making this the weirdest Marvel movie ever. If you’ve seen my movies, you don’t hire me for any reason other than what I’ve done. So Marvel’s job really is to look after their characters, look after their source material, and make sure I don’t completely break it, or it doesn’t negatively affect the rest of the movies or how they all interweave. I don’t understand that, and I’ve never watched all those movies with the eye of like, Oh, how does this link up? Oh, what year was this when, like, Fury encountered this thing?
(SRC.) / GOOD ONE: TAIKA WAITITI'S THOR: RAGNAROK
#salt to taste#&&. whispers#&&. | marvel. |#&&. thor.#anti thor ragnarok#anti taika waititi#(i'm sorry but i'm never going to entirely be able to stop myself from dunking on the dude)#(i have absolutely no respect for him as a fellow creative)#(i'm sure he's quite nice and clearly he's well liked enough to get jobs bc to his credit he is in fact very good at what he does)#(being: making satirical comedies that border on the absurd)#(but he and many other filmmakers like him — be they producers / screenwriters / directors / even actors)#(have grown into this horrible mindset of complacency and disrespect towards their source material and their audience)#(and it shows the most when you take beloved characters and completely destroy them from their core just because you don't personally relat#to who that character is)#(i for one very much relate to the struggle of thor as an elder sibling w great expectations and a reserved nature myself)#(and i've always /adored/ how stately and princely he was even as far back as 2011)#(he and captain america are my favorites — but thor is /special/ to me)#(especially taking his close bond w his brother too bc i don't often see siblings portrayed as being so unbelievable close)#(And fond of one another.... which is something me and my brother share - so it's just very special)#(anyways my point is that there's this trend i've noticed where characters who go through hell)#(especially the strong reserved/stoic heroic honorable chivalrous male sorts)#(Always get totally screwed over one way or another and kicked to the curb to 'subvert' the genre which i think is a disservice)#(because honestly characters like thor inspire me to be just as brave and strong and honorable as he is because that's a hero to me)#(and idk man taika can go take his daffodil self and stop tearing down thor just bc /he/ doesn't personally relate to him)#(a great many people probably do and he completely disrespected all of us)#(And not even in a good way >> he says he 'respectfully disrespected the previous src material in the interview)#(he didn't that's what the russo bros did to him in infinity war)#(anyways i'm so sorry for the very long ramble in the tags my friend thank you so much for your contributions :pray:)
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Tinky Winkynos VS Everyone (Cheat codes for opponents)
This is a description about Tinkynos' opponents. It talks about cheat code they can have against the Mad Teletubby.
Teletubbies: Sun Baby 🌞
The Incredibles: Jack-Jack 😈
Harry Potter: Avada Kedavra ⚡
Super Mario Bros: The Star 🌟
Star Wars: The Force
Spider-Verse: Miguel O'Hara, Peni Parker, Spider-Ham, Bully Macguire (The entire Spider Team) 🕷🕸
Thanos: The Infinity Gauntlet
X-Men: Wolverine, Deadpool
Deadpool: 4th wall breaking
The Avengers: Thor, Hulk, Captain Marvel, Ant-Man
Guardians of the Galaxy: Star-Lord's playlist 🎧
Joker: Laugh 😁
Darkseid: Anti-Life Equation
Batman Family: I AM BATMAN !
Justice League: Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Flash, Aquaman (the whole Team)
Teen Titans: 🎵Night begins to Shine - B.E.R.🎵 (from Cyborg), Sticky Joe
Power Rangers: Mega-Zord
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Pizzas 🍕
Danny Phantom: ??? 👻
Doctor Who: The Time ⏳
Looney Tunes: That's all folks !
Kung Fu Panda: Po's secret technique 👌
The Owl House: The Collector 🌛
Terminator: Hasta la vista, Baby !
Naruto: Naruto and Sasuke
Dragon Ball: Zen-Oh, Dragon Balls' wishes 🐉
Gravity Falls: Stan Pines, Soos (?)
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris' facts 💪
My Little Pony: ??? 🌈
Barbie: Pink Attitude
Oppenheimer: Nuclear Bomb ☢
The Simpsons: Duff Beer, Itchy & Scratchy, Donuts 🍩
Frozen: 🎵Let It Go🎵
Fast and Furious: ??? 🚘
Lila Rossi/Cerise/Iris/Chrysalis: Lying, Tricks 🦋😈
Ladybug and Cat Noir: Lovesquare 🐞❤🐱
Miraculous French Team: Argos (Red Moon 🔴), Bunnyx, Cerise
The summary here:
#tinky winkynos#cheat codes#fandom#teletubbies#the incredibles#harry potter#star wars#super mario bros#marvel#dc comics#power rangers#ninja turtles#danny phantom#doctor who#the owl house#looney tunes#kung fu panda#terminator#naruto#dragon ball#gravity falls#my little pony#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#oppenheimer#barbie#the simpsons#frozen#chuck norris#fast and furious#crossover
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Thorki or not, Loki would suck Thor's tits especially to annoy the antis and Thor would even ask Loki to fuck him because why not
That’s just how it is. Like come on, the bros need minimum motivation. They even would do that solely to get Odin mad 😤
#that’s just how it is#thorki#Thor/Loki#Language!#L!#I feel like people need to consider Thor’s a thot more
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Death Battle Heroes Team Up
I and my friend have been talking about this idea for a while.
Imagine all of the heroes/anti-heroes that have shown up in Death Battle
The candidates for this team are anyone who can be considered a full-on hero (fight bad guys and save the world), or even an anti-hero (same but maybe with darker/more brutal methods/motivations, Red Hood, Venom became bros with Spidey later on IIRC, etc.), and they must have appeared on Death Battle, but I am willing to extend it to characters who have appeared in the animation but aren't the advertised combatants (Trish and Jeanne) or are basically confirmed (Ruby Rose and Maka Albarn + Soul Eater), just to add some variety to their franchise reps b/c DB has a shit load of Marvel and DC and many franchises have like 1-2 reps with many of them not even having their main character yet.
I imagine this crossover taking place in some weird nexus outside of space-time so we don't have to deal with the complete consequences of their settings crossing over as well as to explain how canonically dead characters are here too.
All Pokemon who appear in DB will just be a part of Red's collection. Charizard has the Mega Stone and we've seen that Mewtwo can Mega Evolve under his own power.
Imagine the chaos of having Tatsumaki, the Reds and Blues (Xeno Trunks would have an aneurysm after hearing about their time travel BS), 3 My Little Ponies, A couple of Shonen Dumbass protagonists, and more all working together.
Ben has pretty good samples of badass new DNA to scan for cool new transformations: Goku, Superman, Optimus Prime, and Glacius for example. I wonder if he would get Chozo DNA from scanning Samus?
Imagine all of the technology/science-based heroes all bringing their heads together to make something badass (Give Genos a freaking Upgrade so he isn't reduced to scraps in most of his fights).
Goku and Zoro now have plenty of new martial artists/swordsmen to learn and grow from. Yes, Goku is like 50 billion times Universal now and could wipe out all of them in one move, but he can still hold back against a weaker opponent if he thinks he can learn something new from them. Or at the very least he'd be happy to help other martial artists grow, like Ryu (Street Fighter, not Hayabusa), Po, Guy, and Lee.
We recently talked about the possibility that The Seven from The Boys, specifically Homelander, would try to muscle in and lead this team, saying that they are totally awesome heroes, but with Op people like Goku and Superman or the 4 super wizards (Fate, Zatanna, Strange, and Scarlet Witch) they are gonna be put in their place eventually.
The main problem with some of the options for heroes is that they are a bit too dark/brutal. Like we have Guts as a possible hero, but the world of Berserk is super hardcore compared to a lot of these franchises. It feels like if you have the setting or something from Berserk, someone would basically need to have all sorts of horrible shit happen to them (Killed, Eaten, that third thing that Boomstick mentioned in Guts vs Nightmare, or all 3 at once). The tonal clash really messes with this.
This is just a fun idea my friend and I have been talking about that I thought I'd share. It'd be interesting to see if anyone else has any interesting possible interactions between the heroes.
I'll try to list who I have as options (see after read more)
Starwars: Luke, Obi-Wan, Yoda
Metroid: Samus Aran
Street Fighter/Final Fight: Mike Haggar, Zangief, Chun-Li, Blanka, Ryu, Dan Hibiki, Cammy, Ken Masters
Mortal Kombat: Raiden, Scorpion, Sonya Blade, Sub-Zero, Johnny Cage
Marvel: Rogue, Thor, Spider-Man, Captain America, Deadpool, Iron Man, Beast, Wolverine, Hawkeye, Quicksilver, Hulk, Venom, Captain Marvel, Spider-Man 2099, Black Panther, Doctor Strange, Daredevil, Namor, Black Widow, Ghost Rider, Miles Morales, War Machine, Cable, Winter Soldier, Spider-Gwen, Iron Fist, Storm, Scarlet Witch, Magneto
DC: Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, Green Arrow, Barry Alan, Batman Beyond, Raven, Doctor Fate, Nightwing, Aquaman, Shazam, Green Lantern, Static, Black Canary, Booster Gold, Wally West, Red Hood, Batgirl, Harley Quinn, Zatanna
Mario Bros: Yoshi, Mario, Peach, Luigi, Donkey Kong
TMNT (either the 2003 4Kids version or Rise): Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Battletoads: Zitz
Killer Instinct: Black Orchid, Fulgore (the version who is starting to gain Eagle's mind), Glacius, TJ Combo, Sabrewulf (if they can get him help w his Lycanthropy)
Darkstalkers: Felicia, Jon Talbain
Blazblue: Taokaka, Ragna the Bloodedge
God of War: Kratos
Spawn
Dragon Ball: Vegeta, Son Goku, Majin Buu, Hercule Satan, Android 18, Master Roshi, Beerus, Broly, Trunks (not Xeno version so he'll match and Xenoverse is its own complicated BS). Since Gogeta and Vegito are the same guys they'll just have a pair of Potara so other characters can fuse even though they lack DBZ powers
Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Silver (similar deal to Trunks)
Harry Potter
Fatal Fury: Mai Shiranui, Terry Bogard
Transformers: Optimus Prime
MLP: Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle
Halo/Red vs Blue (It's implied that they share a universe right?): Master Chief, Carolina, Sarge, Simmons, Griff, Donut, Lopez, Church, Tucker, Caboose, Tex (this one is subject to change with how they reference a lot of other media but it would mostly involve ignoring a joke or 3)
DOOM: Doomguy
Mega Man: Mega Man, Zero, Megaman X, Mega Man Trigger/Volnutt, Lan Hikari & MegaMan.EXE, Geo Stellar and Omega-Xis
Final Fantasy VII: Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockhart
Pokemon: Red (all pokemon are in his arsenal): Charizard, Blastoise, Venusaur, Pikachu, Mewtwo, Lucario, Machamp
He-Man and She-Ra
Thundercats: Lion-O
Ninja Gaiden: Ryu Hayabusa
Strider: Strider Hiryu
Fox MCloud, Bucky O'hare, Terminator, RoboCop, Godzilla (iteration where he is more of an ally), MechaGodzilla (with or without Akane), Gamera
Power Rangers: Tommy Oliver (Tigerzord and Dragonzord), Jason, Billy, Trini, Tack, Kimberly
Gundam: Zechs in the Epyon, Amuro in the RX-78-2
Kirby: Kirby, King Dedede
Guilty Gear: Sol Badguy
Naruto: Gaara, Naruto Uzumaki, Jiraiya, Sasuke Uchiha, Might Guy, Kakashi Hatake, Rock Lee
Avatar: Toph, Aang, Zuko, Korra
Guts, Goliath
Metal Gear, Solid Snake, Otacon (remember if they show up in the animation they count), Raiden
Splinter Cell: Sam Fisher, Grimm
RWBY: Yang, Weiss, Blake, you could possibly count Ruby since Ben Singer did say that that matchup WILL happen as it was Monty's Request
Astro Boy
Tai and Agumon, Renamon
Devil May Cry: Dante, Trish, Vergil
Bayonetta, Jeanne
Ratchet & Clank
Jak and Daxter
Tracer
One Piece: Zoro, Ace, Sanji
Fairy Tail: Erza, Natsu, Gray
Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Scrooge McDuck (reboot version), Shovel Knight
Voltron: Keith, Lance, Hunk, Alura, Pidge
Ichigo Kurosaki
JJBA: Jotaro Kujo, Jonathan Joestar
Kenshiro, Crash Bandicoot + Aku Aku, Spyro the Dragon + Sparx
Sora, Donald, Goofy, and King Mickey
Pit, Leon Kennedy, Frank West (the last 2 were almost ignored but Marvel vs Capcom made me rethink it), Jin Kazama, Samurai Jack, Afro Samurai
MAYBE Lucy from Elfen Lied if some of the more paragon heroes manage to help get through to her, but she'd be a challenge
Ben Tennyson, Mitsuru Kirijo, Captain Falcon, Edward Elric, Hiei, Mob
One-Punch Man: Tatsumaki, Genos, Saitama
My Hero Academia: All Might, Shoto Todoroki, Deku
Danny Phantom, Jake Long
Like I said the Seven would try to join and take over but the super powerful characters can put them in their place: Homelander, Black Noir, Queen Maeve, A-Train, The Deep, and Starlight. Butcher might be brought in as well.
Soul Eater: Crona, and Maka + Soul Eater (similar logic to Ruby Rose up in the RWBy section)
Kill la Kill: Ryuko and Senketsu
Mikasa Ackerman, Po, Steven Universe, Star Butterfly, Alucard (the 4 super wizards putting a leash on him, some of the heroes' honorable nature, and DIO + Dracula being evil vampires might allow him to play nice for a time), Tanjiro and Nezuko Kamado, Omni-Man, Excalibur
Bond and Wick are a bit too down to Earth to fit among all this fiction so either they'd be cut or they'd have to be handled very carefully
Spongebob and Asta
That is the total list of heroes that we've considered for this crossover.
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I am adding my hate for Iron-man here because it is solely because M.C.U Spiderman is obssessed with this guy specifically that he sucks.
If Spider-man obsessed to let's say Bruce Banner Aka HULK, it would be interesting because Peter understand the weight of powers and teaches Bruce who still has family to learn how to open up while Bruce tells him to be kinder to himself and then they do cool Nerd things Team like Science or Physics or study wtf is Thor's hammer.
If spider-man obsessed with Natasha Romanoff, it would be interesting as they both explore a dynamic of big sister little clumsy brother, Spider-man would help her learn how to let loose and trust people more while she would make him understand that ennemies are not to be trusted at any point in your life, that you don't need powers to be cool like her or some shit because her fighting style kind of IS inspired by a spider. Also learning how to shoot or I dunno Hot Dogs and hating on your boss ??
Thor is more a bro then anything. A bro bro. A cool bro. A very bro. A super bro. Peter does tell him to stop bullying his only remaining family and he cries because he does love his brother despite it all.
Tony Stark though ? He is litterally the anti-thesis of why Spider-man fights. This man fights for profit, he sold war weapons before almost dying for crying out loud. He was born with a platinum limited edition spoon in his mouth and never had to work for his own money. He loves authority figures until they stop him and think of people as tools or inferior to him because he is so smart.
Like... the M.C.U isn't about what is a Hero. To me it's more of a "Hey wanna see this cool fights that you just couldn't get right in your head but we spend millions to make it real. Come and see." And the rest of the movie is heroes acting like reluctant retail coworkers who all hates each others.
the more i think about mcu spider-man the more i don’t like mcu spider-man
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“Actor Chris Hemsworth had a difficult time pronouncing ‘Nidavellir’ in Avengers: Infinity War. In fact, he did it on multiple occasions, and both mispronunciations made it into the final film.
The actor, who plays Thor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, pronounced Nidavellir as Nivadellir. Videos of the goof-up made it to Twitter. “Thor says ‘Nivadellir’ instead of ‘Nidavellir’. (The d and v are switched) He says it wrong twice on Quill’s ship, and again while riding inside the pod with Rocket and Groot. Yet, In the third act of the film he correctly pronounces it as ‘Nidavellir’,” one fan noted on Twitter.”
I’m just gonna leave this one here and say... Tom would NEVER.
#chris hemsworth#anti chris odinson#anti russo brothers#anti infinity war#marvel#mcu#thor#anti bro thor#anti chris hemsworth#tom hiddleston#tom would never#what kind of bullshittery is this#russo brothers#wtf#infinity war
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thor 4 was SO bad in a way i can barely even explain. it literally felt like watching a parody of a marvel movie except it's literally a real unironic marvel movie
#I CANT EVEN LIKE. COPE ??????#LIKE . THIS IS HOW LOW THE BAR IS#they literally don't even have to TRY they know their army of zombies will watch anything with#enough loud noises and one liners and references to other movies#like. they literally looked at ragnarok and were like ay taika that was pretty good can you do that again#it literally feels like taika made this ironically with 0 effort put into it ans then was#like yeah guys this is a really good movie trust me bro my heart's really in this#like obviously this isn't what happened it's just a bad movie but it felt so. thrown together#literally someone's last minute homework lmao#thor 4#tlat spoilers#marvel#mcu#thor#anti marvel#anti mcu
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Trolls follow a very specific, tried and true pattern, each time without fail. They know the game is a complete success, which means - since it is a cohesive project and story - every part (and every character) of it was received by the audience well enough to invest time and money into it and follow the characters along on their journey. After the PC release it became even more evident the newcomers express their enjoyment and interest in the characters and the potential Atreus spin off. Which would naturally feature Angrboda, as per developers' repeated hints. That essentially indicates that the paying customers (rather than internet trolls) are willing to embrace her as a part of the story. All while the fandom has been enjoying her and Atreus's budding romance arc - the only budding romance in the series - for over a year now, creating fan art and fanfiction.
That's why trolls launch these sporadic "anti" campaigns and make sure to pick the side on which they proceed to "fight". Now, shortly after the PC release, they came back to the bro side, contrasting with how, several months after GowR original release, those same people happily adopted the very same "woke" direction they are now accusing GowR developers of (DARVO - classic abuse tactic: deny, accuse and reverse victim and offender).
Back then they claimed Angrboda was "not feminist" because she is the only - and possibly the last - female character in the mainstream media to subvert the trite "girlboss" cliche and the idea a woman needs to be violent and bitter in order to be strong. Her unabashed show of vulnerability towards Atreus, her willingness to put her own traumas aside - several times - and revisit them each time Atreus needed emotional support just to lift some weight off of his shoulders; her sharing his responsibilities with him when she absolutely did not have to and when she was perfectly capable and did not need a man to be complete; but chose to want Atreus around (and had no qualms telling him about it) - this storytelling was too revolutionary for modern pseudo-"feminist" media for trolls to pass up on it.
So they adopted said mainstream pseudo-"feminist" stance/rhetoric claiming "girlboss" Thrud was a better match for Atreus even though of all the characters it is Thrud alone who comes remotely close to being a "woke points character". Unlike Angrboda, who contributed something to the story in every scene she appeared in and had an arc and history of her own completely independent of Atreus, Thrud is a complete filler, not moving the plot in any way. She gets zero development because her Valkyrie goal (which had no bearing on the plot whatsoever) remained intact from beginning to end and her self-centered approach towards it did too (Thrud is "better off" without her brother because her father and genocidal granddady thought Modi was a waste of space; Freya is a "treacherous ex wife" of said granddaddy because he said so and it was convenient for Thrud to parrot his propaganda as long as she got what she wanted). But cherry on top is that Thrud has NO existence independent of men in her life: be it Odin and Thor or Atreus and Kratos who eventually come and fix things FOR her, "parent" her parents and convince her mom to let her spread her Valkyrie wings and fly.
Those same people who paired Atreus with Thrud insisted Angrboda was "not deserving" of him and that Thrud "complemented" him (actual YT comment). Even though in canon all Thrud did was doubt and put Atreus down, brag about her own physical superiority (that's totally not "woke" or pseudo-feminist at all) during their Helheim quest and lash out at Atreus for an honest mistake (Angrboda did not lash out even when he made her assist him in creating the World Serpent and then HE was terrified it went wrong whereas Angrboda remained supportive and accommodating); and - the culmination: Thrud punched Atreus in the face, called him a "killer" and tried to kill him, twice (while he stopped Sindri from hurting her in between her murder attempts on him).
The narrative certainly did not celebrate those actions of hers (and Thrud is likely to get actual development in the future). But it will never cease to be strikingly hypocritical as well as laughable that the people complaining of "wokeness" of Angrboda's character are endorsing a character who, if taken at face value, is the very definition of modern "woke feminism" (except Thrud should not be taken at face value - she was framed as misguided and in the very end had a potential to grow out of it, now being rid of her father and grandfather's toxic influence).
In the 90-s, two popular family shows (primarily aimed at older teens) were "Hercules the Legendary Journeys" and "Xena: Warrior Princess". In the latter, a character of Cleopatra was portrayed by a black actress who also portrayed several other roles on both shows. Either series focused on severely re-imagined Greek mythology and featured a diverse cast in which mythological characters intertwined, interacted and sometimes replaced each other. The shows were incredibly popular among the younger audience because even children recognized the story was fictional and loosely based on world's myths. The same way Disney films are loosely based on the many retellings of older fairy tales (that also tend to be markedly different in various versions).
The trolls know all that. They are simply shifting between the two most common mainstream manipulative tactics whenever they see their previous attempts to create an illusion their opinion is dominant has failed. This is exactly what we are observing now. And it'll end just like it did after GowR PS console release: trolls crawling back into woodwork where they came from and SMS continuing to get their money. Because as mentioned, the GA receives the game well and is willing to pay for DLCs and a potential spin off.
I dont think yall understand the laughter i had when i saw the BTS of one of the GOW games in greek era (i think it was GOWII) and i saw a black woman as part of the production team. It was funny bc if ragnarok is such woke trash, what would you say abt her and TC Carson in 2007??? I want sms to do the funniest thing ever and make giants (physically) multi-ethnic as i assume thats what they would be anyways but theyre STILL ETHNICALLY IN-GAME GIANTS. Why would i care abt how they look if they are made to be diverse anyways?
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