#ans meme tag.

[fvckyujay]

Wanna join a proana discord server?

dm me

[bluefire-axolotl]

yukio ocowmura or whatever

[coralinesdream]

Havin a bpd episode is like being in the backrooms. Trying to find a way out but it feels like you’re just stuck.

[giantchasm]

[sk1nny-lov3rs]

i want pizza so bad somebody please discourage me

[ansmangacaps]

[redmemoirs]

thinkin about my oc hours again: canonverse retsu, captain of the lilias knights circle, sister-in-law to the current viscountess sion.

— wedding greetings.

“You can’t rely on the Viscountess’ generosity forever!”

But I can yours? Retsu thinks, but does not say. She must be nice, because the Vice Captain is standing right outside the door ready to deliver her to the Lord of Lilias’ terrible, terrible, unending lectures the moment she missteps. She already apologised for playing hooky, can’t he let her off just the once? But no, he’s standing vigil with a goddamn vengeance, and she’s stuck in this stupid soap opera of a life.

You can’t rely on the Viscountess’ generosity forever. As if she ever has. If anything, it’s Arleon’s shoes she’s been licking, and loudly at that. Then again, that’s why she’s in this situation, isn’t it? Why she’s been in this situation, again and again. It really is so hard being such an eligible bachelorette.

Because the Lady of Arleon is getting married.

Because Haki is getting married.

“Probably not,” she says instead, hiding her scowl in a demure sip of stale tea. If Dorji’s trying to poison her like this now he better have given her guest the same treatment.

Alas, Lady Silk’s tea remains untouched. The prim composure that she wore into the room has chosen to abandon her, leaving her with a furious frown so starkly different from the condescending smile that she first greeted her with.

She kind of gets it. Someone of her stature probably isn’t used to being refused - worse still by another’s discarded goods. The title of Captain can’t quite obscure the truth of her identity, Arleon’s guard dog and runaway and whatever else.

“Even so,” she adds, just as the lady’s lips part, “I’m afraid I’m quite comfortable where I am.”

There’s a resignation letter in her desk drawer, but she doesn’t need to know that.

Well, she’ll find out eventually, Retsu thinks, watching her storm out of the humble greeting room, her attendant scrambling to keep up. Dorji glares at her.

She gets her revenge within the hour, slipping out while he’s buried under the piles of paperwork she’s been neglecting that are too urgent to wait on forcing her to work. Hah.

There’s a resignation letter in her desk drawer, and Dorji will be the first to know when it’s time. Even she can admit the poor guy deserves it.

Tucked under it, unopened, is the wedding invitation.

Haki had delivered it in person.

She’d known it was coming. Was flattered, even, to see Haki here, to know she’d come all this way just to let her know, because Wistal is more her home these days than Lilias. Well, she probably had to be here, anyway, official business with Makiri and the Countess and all but- it was nice. To see her. To have her near, as if this meant nothing.

Haki is getting married. She’d known it was coming. It still feels so sudden.

“Oh,” she’d said, bland as even Haki can’t make her not be. “That’s good,” she’d tried, because it is. The Countess must’ve been ecstatic. “Congratulations?”

Haki had smiled, that patient, familiar thing. “I wanted to tell you myself,” she’d said, like it was a secret. Like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Before she left (left her behind, left her office for the last time because without her here there’s no point to Retsu being here either, to clinging to the nearest thing she can find without asking for something she doesn’t deserve), she had asked what Retsu wanted.

Because Haki was going to be Queen and it was not the King’s choice alone. She is happy. She wants this.

Retsu’s never wanted much. Peace and quiet sometimes, the ruckus of the training hall and the bustle of the city other times. A home to come back to. Haki, close as she’s always been.

(Take me with you, she does not say.

She could. She could.)

Lilias is cold and unforgiving and so very far from Wistal, even though it had been just far enough from the Arleon estate.

Haki is leaving, so she will, too. The other way.

It’s not some eternal farewell, but when she sees her off, all the way to the city’s edge, after she’d spoken to Makiri and the Countess and whatever other business she’d had to tend to (long gone are the days when Haki’s business was her business, yet it aches like yesterday) - she feels something break.

She hands in her resignation after the wedding. The way Makiri instantly curses her out almost cheers her up. Dorji breaking down in tears screaming, “Fucking finally!” does not. Rena’s crying is even worse for how utterly sincere it is. Really, you do a good deed once and you never hear the end of it.

Haki of Arleon is crowned Queen Consort. Her sister’s generosity will have to serve her for now.

[dullahandyke]

Not otherkin but I believe in their beliefs almost solely bcos describing tender actions as 'human' ticks me off. 'The act of impulsive communal creation is so human' ywah well I bet some lizards could do that. And pretty well too

[im-in-trouble-3]

me when im inbetween recovery and going balls deep in my 4n4rèxia and my mum tells me i’ve lost weight 🫡🔫 here we go again

[wildglitch]

Spider-man x Batfam Prompt's

Ok so lately I have seen a lot of "Spidy goes to gotham and gets adopted fics" probably cause of Dark Matter by mysterycyclone cause like, duh, that fic is a goddamn masterpiece. But I feel like a lot of them are sort of the same thing with diffrent fonts ans it feels a bit saturated. Not all of them...but most of them.

Am I saying that there needs to be less of these fics? Hell no! Keep writing them please. I just feel like there could be more variety is all.

I suggest maybe try one of these ideas out

1: Peter going straight to the Batfam or other heros (dosent always have to be Batfam) and they try to work together on how to get him home, while slowly realizing "omg, your life is terrible! We want to help you, we do, but maybe we shouldnt and try to give you a better life here. Then its just a moral delema on what to do as they get to know the spider child.

2: maybe another Spider-man is the one that goes to Hotham like Andrew or Toby. Insted of being sent home at the end of NWH, they where accidentally sent to the DCU. Or maybe one of the Spider verse characters or a cartoon version of the character. Dosent always need to be Toms Spider-man.

3: on that same note. Please give more love to What If...Zombies Peter. You guys have no Idea the amount of angst and "haha, my world ended and im fine" potental there is. And you can have the other surviving member also be there as they look for eachother (characters that "survived* (no one survived that episode) are Peter, King T'challa, Scott Lang+cape, and Ig Bruce Baner/Hulk, and Bucky Barnes since we never saw them get turned or eaten) just think about Spidey and the Batfam investigating a lab or sometbing and all of a sudden they find floating head Scott in a crate. Everyone if scared shitless while Peter is crying tires of joy as he moves to hug the floating head. Think about that and tell me Im not on to something here.

4: Have the fic start our like halfway through. Maybe skip him getting to Gotham and have him be there for a few months already or something. This will help with adding more crack fics.

5: Maybe have the fic be that Peter is there for a while, he knows everyone, they know him, they might or might not know the identitys but they trust eachother. And Peter has been looking for a way home and he finally finds it! But... he accidentally brings some of the Batfam with him. So now its the Batfams turn to learn to live in the MCU with help of Spidy and they finally understand so much about him, how he lived, and vigilanties he knows (team red!) As they learn the history and pubilc opinion or Spider-man and the world.

6: Just a react to fic. Yk, those fics where they're stuffed in a room and forced to watch something? Yeah. Have the Dark Matter cast stuffed in a room and watch some MCU clips. It dosent even have to be some magic forth wall bull shit if you dont like that. In chapter 44, Peter and co. are said to be going back to the cave, and Peter still have is suit. Canonically, Karen records everything. Maybe Peter ends up so tired he dosent even want to try to explain everything. So he just hooks up Karen to the computer and and has her show them everything from the suits recordings to security cameras and news reports, to the memes and videos spiderman fans have made.

7: have the Justice League get involed cause "Hes to bright to be one of yours Bruce!" And have him be a honorary member of the league of have them put him on Young Justice. Peter gets adopted by Batfam? Yes. Peter becomeing Bffs with the Young Justice kids and actually forming normal relationships with kids his age? Also yes.

Do I have more? Probably but Im too lazy for it rn

If you for some reason use one of my ideas, pls tag me and maybe credit me for the original idea (but I mostly want to be able to find the fic if you do make it ( o_o) )

Who knows, I might just write some of these myself if I ever get the motivation lol

[mitarbeiter]

Hey, Krebs-Fans! Wow, ihr habt ja ganz schön was geschafft! Am 29. Juli, am allseits beliebten Krebstag, wart ihr bei TumblrMart für eure Freund:innen Krebse shoppen. Das ist uns aufgefallen – nicht nur die tollen Krebs-Memes und Einträge, die an diesem Tag getrendet haben, sondern auch der Verkaufsanstieg, der die Betriebskosten von Tumblr deutlich erhöht hat. Es hat uns wirklich den Atem geraubt.  

Wir haben uns dermaßen gefreut, dass wir uns gleich ans Reißbrett gesetzt und Krebs-Häkchen entworfen haben. Diese haben wir euch an dem Tag anstelle eurer normalen Häkchen untergejubelt. Am 1. August haben wir ein normales Krebs-Häkchen und ein Regenbogen- Krebs-Häkchen zum Verschenken oder Selbstgönnen eingeführt.

Hier sind einige Statistiken vom Krebstag:

Ihr habt an diesem Tag 8.000 Krebse verschenkt. Das ist ein Anstieg der Krebs-Verkäufe um fast 20.000 %.

Die Gesamtverkäufe bei TumblrMart stiegen um mehr als 7.000 %.

All dieses Geld fließt direkt in unsere Betriebskosten zurück, beispielsweise in die monatlichen Stromkosten für die Tumblr-Anwendungsserver. Das habt alles ihr geschafft! Das seid ihr! Ihr haltet Tumblr mit eurer Großzügigkeit gegenüber euren Freunden am Leben. Die Krebse danken euch ❤

[coralinesdream]

[maristofeli]

Was tagged by @creating-constellations to do this albums that shaped you meme ans honestly it was pretty fun, but I also feel like an old man now, haha!

While a lot of music has shaped me I only included the albums I listened through fully.

I tag @knownbyanothername and @doodleddrollery!!!

[bubblyleaf-42]

Pride month is over now so heres my rating for Pride 2024

Community support: 10/10, i loved how we all stood for palestine ans still celebrated our community

Merch: 8/10 corporations will be corporations, but the small businesses and personal sites made some really cool things this year.

Gayness: 1000/10 it was gay, what else should it be?

Memes: 7/10 i didnt see as much thus year as i did previous years, but what i did see was mostly great.

Bot wars: 9/10 kicking porn bots out of the aro/ace community tags was a fun challenge, but overall wasn't necessary for them to be there in the first place

Blocked accounts: 4/10 i blocked as many as i could, and reported as many hate speech and bigots as i found, but the work isn't over and the haters keep coming. But some day we'll get there

Politics: 5/10 this year is really shaping up to be real intresting, book bans, healthcare, presidents, protections, etc vary extremely widely all across the country/world. If we keep fighting, eventually we will win a beautiful future for the next generations.

Overall: 8/10 i had fun and so did so many other people i know, but our job isnt done and people are still in the closet because of fear, laws, and hate all over the place. I wasnt able to participate in a march or parade this year, but hopefully i can next year. Ive listened to great music, speeches, and conversations all month long and have hope for our community. Thats all for now, stay safe friends.

[porchswingboss]

Ich schreibe Dir jeden Tag einen Liebesbrief und hier landet dann nur das von dem ich denke, dass Du es gerade möchtest oder das Dir gut tun könnte. Alles was ich hier tue is für Dich und ich versuche Dir alles von den Lippen u.ä. abzulesen und richte mich danach was Du wohl wollen könntest. Vor allem aus den Infos von zwischen den Zeilen. Da und beim Interpretieren Deiner Memes lieg ich bestimmt oft fürchterlich falsch, auch darum bin ich so vorsichtig. Und vor allemallem rücksichtsvoll und Deine Situation anerkennend und beachtend. -Ohne Diskussion. Das hier alles is keine Diskussion oder Stress, sondern genau das Gegenteil! ↩️Is wichtig

Stell Dir einfach nur einen sehr anständigen Jungen vor, der schrecklich doll nur ein Mädchen liebt. Für ihn kommt nur sie in Frage. Da ist nichts freakig und kein Stress für Dich, denn der kann Dich auch still lieben und passt was er für Dich tut nur Deinem Verhalten an. Der kann gut Situationen rumreißen und kämpfen und die Taktiken korrigieren und anpassen. Aber schon die erste Ansage hat gereicht. Denn er ist bei allem seinem Rock'n'roll ein wahrer Gentleman und er braucht dann eine sehr deutliche erneute Ansage wenn er loslegen dürfte. Bis dahin lächelt er Dir höflich aus der Ferne zu, zwinkert, winkt, hält Schilder hoch, ritzt seine Liebe für Dich in jeden Baum an dem Du vorbeigehen könntest, sprüht es an Wände. Und das nicht für sich, sondern für Dich, als leises Kompliment und das Du weißt dass ich Dich liebe. Er weiß dass Du das Freche Coole magst und er ist genau der Richtige dafür, der hat davon so viel. Aber nach Deinen Ansagen ist er halt ganz Gentleman und nimmt sie ernst. Auch wenn er sonst nichts ernst nimmt. Du bestimmst mein Handeln bzw. Reaktionen.

Alles was ich möchte und worauf alles in den letzen zwei Jahren abzielt is

-dass es keine Missverständnisse gibt (Du bist manchmal so unerklärlich sauer. Für mich unerklärlich zumindest😂. 'Ne gute Info auf die ich mit meinem harmonischem Denken nicht selber gekommen bin und die ich (beim Ausheulen) nur von einer Frau kriegen konnte, war, "ja da isses doch kein Wunder dass sie sauer is"), denn falls ich eine Schanktse kriege, möchte ich die nicht verpassen.

-Und Dich zum Lächeln bringen. Durch Komplimente und meine Liebesschwüre für Dich und durch Witze, obwohl ich damit ja schon fast aufgehört hab, damit es nicht zu viel wird. Aber die stehen bei meinen Likes gewaltig parat😂

Es isses eigentlich gerne nicht nötig, dass Du mich mit diesem Zuckerbrot und Peitsche Prinzip einbremst. Ich flippe höchstens hier aus. Oder wenn Du möchtest auf Telegram. Da könnten wir, genau so weiter machen, also ich jetzt, ich kenn ja Deine Lage. Und ich kann Dir da meine Amazon Liste mit den Utensilien😅schicken und Du bestellst an meine Adresse.

Aber😂😂😍🥰✌️ wir können auch gleich ans Meer oder wo immer Du hin möchtest. Für einen Tag oder eine Nacht oder ein Wochenende oder eine Woche oder drei oder immer. Ich muss (bitte Ruhe bewahren und verzeih mir, aber es is mein größter Traum dass Du und auch die anderen mitkommen und ich kann es nicht einfach nicht sagen,) dieses Jahr noch nach Amerika mit Roadtrip, Whirlpools auf Terrassen mit Seeblick, Picknick auf Booten, Parties, Bären und meine Leute, die Dir zu Füßen liegen würden.

Oh Schuldigung, war nur ein kleiner Ausflipper😬😅Aber ein so gemeinter. Jaja 🤐

[synthshenanigans]

um hi I'm not the op of that post but I saw your tags on the cccc homestuck redraws about redrawing heart as terezi looking into the sun ans I wanted to say that. I've actually drawn that???? like for the meme but also because I thought that was accurate enough to my interpretation of the blinding LOL. so would you want to see it maybe?

sorry if this is weird or anything I just thought it was funny that two separate people had the same idea

Ooooooo that's not weird at all! I'd love to see that!!