#anon broke me

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

[themuppetarchives]

I hope you're as interested in know wtf he means by a breeding kink. Bc he hates women but has a breeding kink? It makes no sense to me and he has been routinely ignoring my questions.

I -

Out of all of the madness here, from the monumental amount of irrationality around you...it is The Muppet Joker's breeding kink that you take issue with?

This is your breaking point? Allow me to be the one to tell you, if this is your line, you are not prepared for the true depths of the world you've found yourself in.

I assume he's ignoring your questions because the answers are obvious. A breeding kink is in no way obligatorily associated with womanhood or femininity in any way. It can be, but it doesn't need to be to work. Divorce yourself from the idea that pregnancy and the associated processes are intrinsic to any given gender or sexual expression.

Outside of that...is. Is the fact that the breeding kink is specific to a Muppet (Kermit) just...irrelevant to you? Would this make more sense to you if Kermit was some sort of...cisgender female puppet? Then the breeding kink would be perfectly sensible?

This has broken me.

He wants to breed the puppet, anon. He wants to cum in the puppet and make half Joker half Muppet spawn. He doesn't want to breed a woman.

He wants to breed Kermit the Frog.

It's not that complicated. Get out of my sight.

[jessmalia]

stiles and malia playlist: hits different by taylor swift

"oh, my, love is a lie" shit my friends say to get me by it hits different, it hits different this time catastrophic blues moving on was always easy for me to do it hits different it hits different cause it's you

[andypantsx3]

now you're one of those ppl who wants to:

Please God, I want to be impregnate by Toji Fushiguro so bad. I want him to make me bear our children with my beautiful child-bearing hips. That handsome, radiant white angel. Like a god, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.

Toji is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see his manly figure. I yearn for him in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from his smooth, creamy skin. I want him to listen to my moans as his manhood throbs within me, I want him to hear my heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want him to suckle at my motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from my teat as I gently strokes his raging erection. I would like him to stir my velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let his balls boil in it. My cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. He would make love with me until my body gave out, and then some. I would let him break my rib cage with any part of his body. I would let him hit me with his cursed tool just to be near him for a brief moment.

He's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without him I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want him, I need him. I want him to desecrate my pure, white pantsuit. I want to start a family with him and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while I slides ice cubes down his gaping pisshole.

every day i log on to tumblr.com and i am forced to see things with my good christian eyeballs

[oifaaa]

The most manipulation i did to my little sister was telling her "the first one to clear the table wins" when it was my turn to clear it

How quaint I'm the middle child of 5 and my family is what you would call disfunctional I can tell you while my older siblings used to be little shits to me I was also a little shit to my 2 younger siblings its just how we were

[beemovieerotica]

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[lover-of-mine]

I've just always seen him as demi and it might be more gay leaning but I've always just gone with the emotional connection he had to Shannon and now has with Buck as being what matters to Eddie. The fact that one was female and the other is male isn't the point. It's the emotional connection he feels to both that is important. I understand that not everyone can get on board with that opinion but that's always made the most sense to me.

Preach. I don't think the show would go the demi route explicitly, so I am praying for unlabeled Eddie on the "I loved Shannon then, I love Buck now, do I have to be anything" sense and just move on. He can be gay leaning and still have loved Shannon. And we know the sex worked. So like, denying Shannon like that is not gonna do anything good. Some people act like the show is contradicting itself by acting as if Eddie loved Shannon when they always made it clear that he did. It was just that love wasn't enough there. Not every relationship is meant to be forever. But she will always be a huge part of his life because she was his wife and she's the mother of his kid. He loved her. Let him love her.

[correct-minecrafters-quotes]

I don't remember exactly what he said but somebody needs to find the line about avid saying he'd write smut for the waiting room on sbk. he meant fanfiction btw. not smut.

2AM notification. AvidMC what.

[rosekasa]

You’ve read Lolita ?!! Such a great but misunderstood book

idk if youve ever seen this interview of halsey talking about how she would obsessively watch romeo and juliet over and over again because she just felt something in her being pulled at by it so much? that's exactly how i feel about lolita. ive read it once when i was 14, once when i was 17, and once again recently and it destroys me everytime. i cant stop reading it. even during the IB, my EE topic was literally about lolita's abuse

it's an INCREDIBLE book in that nabokov is a master of his craft. but it rips me to shreds everytime. it makes me feel simultaneously 8 years old and whatever age i am when i read. i want to wrap dolores in a hug and hold her forever

[jeanmoreaux]

NEW HUNGER GAMES BOOK?!?!?

EXCUSE ME WHAT THEFUCK???? just googled and Sunrise On The Reaping?!??!!!! haymitch's games??!!!! i am throwing up

[webslingingslasher]

j i’m glad others are saying it because yes it is sad liam is dead but also i am sad for the victims and the others that won’t get the justice they deserve. i am sad he’s gone but also let’s not forget that he was openly homophobic and transphobic. plus the law suit with his ex. plus him making a song about sexualizing bi girls. and how he went on a hate parade to talk shit about one direction.

if i find out that it wasn’t an accident i’m going to be upset because that is so selfish of him to his kid , baby mama , girlfriend, and his victims.

sorry i just needed to say my piece because i see people glamorizing him. yes he is part of 1D but we also can admit he wasn’t a good person for a LONG time :(

exactly this. 1D was a huge part of my person growing up and i made friends through them that i still have today. it's sad and it sucks that someone who i loved as a kid is dead.

it's also sad and sucks that someone i loved as a kid is not a good person.

[alilbitlesbian]

Im no artist but i had to draw floor getting her first hug

[skeletalheartattack]

hi I like gelato a lot

[starlooove]

No one is asking you to like cops IRL, not even the show. If you look at Arcane and what you see is copaganda, if you look at Cait and only see PoLiCe OfFiCeR and not the character, the problem is YOU.

1. I never said anyone asked me to like cops irl

2. I know that’s what I said.

[yasminhananis]

Kenstewy fic recs please? I've read all the big ones. after something I might have missed...

ooooooh

im assuming you’ve read all of like the scandinavian defense and their other fics, stewyonmolly ofc, and to me depressedbarbie is another huge one

um the last kenstewy i read read i think was this around valentine’s which i remember really liking

scrolling though my history which is incomplete as i only log in half the time but here’s a few maybe you haven’t read <3

moonrocks one / two (actually like all of their stuff so three) wait this one actually

this and others by coldhome

these two and others by a_hand_outstretched (this too)

arbitrary as always

im a sucker for something shorter/mid length but i hope there’s a few here you haven’t read

scrolling though my history and might add a few more but now im just rereading. i could make a proper list one day maybe if anyone wanted that <3

[yandere-daydreams]

so um,,,, did u see jjk 236,,,,

i don't read the manga and therefore the leaks are irrelevant to me. as far as i'm concerned gojo is fine and geto is also fine and they are currently tag-teaming a reader-insert of my choice. your gojo might be [redacted for spoilers] but mine is just fine thank you very much.