#andrew is unhinged
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andreilslovechild · 1 year ago
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A True Monster
the first time Andrew killed someone it was an accident
it really really was
he was out walking with his friend james
since caretaker Sarah didnt much care where they went
and they were deep in a forest
running around the trees
and andrew hid from james
behind some bushes
and then sneaks up on him
jumping up and shoving him while yelling "boo!'
but james was standing at the top of a very steep hill
and instead of being scared like andrew intended
james jumped
and then stumbled
and fell
and rolled
and smashed
and stopped
and all andrew could do was stare
stare and stare and stare
at the little bit of red he could see leaking out of the side of james' head at the bottom of the hill
and he walks away
he walks
and then he jogs
and then he runs
all the way back to sarahs
and he says nothing
james wasn't ever found
andrews second kill wasn't an accident
it where he really got a taste for blood
andrews second kill was drake spear
he tormented him
and then
and then andrew just snapped
he took richards gun
he lured drake into the woods
asked him how to teach him how to shoot
and when he was distracted
he shot him in the back of the head
the gore doesnt bother him
he was more exhilerated by the fact that his abuser was dead
he hides him in a dead tree
cass is ruined
andrew is put back in the system
drake is deemed a deserter
tilda is next
when he ends up with aaron and sees him being hurt
he doesn't even think twice
he cuts her breaks
and smiles as he jerks the steering wheel so she slams into the divider
hes not happy when he wakes up
it's not often
but the urge still exists
and throughout college
people go missing sometimes
only 1 or 2 a year
but it happens
and after college
Andrew moves to Baltimore
he moves into the butcher's territory
and his body count starts to climb
He can't go as long anymore
but he doesn't care
he needs to kill
and so he does
but that catches the butcher's attention
both the butcher and his son
he gets stalked
then approached
then spoken too
And Andrew's smile is as sharp as they come when he's offered the chance to be mentored by Nathan Wesninski and his knife of a son.
at least the boy is interesting
maybe he'll end up killing him too
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joejhang · 4 months ago
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tsc was such a cultural reset bc for so long all we had was neil's (unreliable) narration and some small snippets from the extra content for povs. neil's narrator bias is actually insane and as much as i love him i'm so fucking glad we have jean and jeremy's povs they were so fucking refreshing and not just EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew's eyes andrew's hair EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY homoerotic monologue about kevin day EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew minyard EXY EXY EXY
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I love that neil is pure of heart, dumb of ass, and also deeply fucked up
He’s just a little guy! All his friends love him and want him to take care of himself! He’ll totally kill that guy for you though. He protects his friends by mouthing off to horrifically dangerous people. He can’t tell that he’s being flirted with. He always respects his boyfriend’s boundaries and is hyper-vigilant about consent. He also got too distracted listening to his worstie scream in pain after his bf broke the guy’s arm to pay attention to his team checking on him despite the fact that the aforementioned bitch nearly killed him on national TV. He got his bf to agree to stop protecting him so that andrew wouldn’t feel responsible when he was inevitably killed. He comforted himself while being held by the FBI by replaying his father’s execution in his mind over and over. His only regret was that his mom didn’t live long to see his dad dead. But! He’s also so sorry that he upset his boyfriend by getting kidnapped. He put a hit out on a rapist over lunch. He insults the FBI. He challenged the yakuza and won and watched his enemy get executed and then was so giddy over it that his team wanted to know what was up and he lied to them. He’s a fucked up little guy. A Creature even. Morbid as hell. Deeply unserious. Protective as fuck with a mean, vindictive streak a mile wide. Would do anything up to and including killing someone for his found family. What a guy. Damn.
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cryinglookingatsoulages · 1 year ago
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gotta respect how in the beginning neil was so paranoid he went coocoo over nicky speaking german and slept with his face to the wall so he can put his lenses on first thing when he wakes up in case of emergency but then we he actually started receiving a fucking COUNTDOWN to (the most certainly) the day of his untimely demise he was like pheeew don’t care i just wanna do my exy thing and be kissing boys one (1) boy 🥰
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blue-jos10 · 7 months ago
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‘wow dr minyard how are you so calm and patient even with the insane ones?’
‘i’ve had practice.’
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chilledstrawberrysoda · 9 months ago
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Kevin Day isn't actually a coward, Neil and Andrew just have very different ideas of what it means to be brave. Kevin is a survivor. He spent most of his formative years walking a middle ground of being useful but not so much that he showed riko up. He had every reason to be afraid of riko. He was the only one that truly understood what riko was capable of aside from Jean. Neil and Andrew are fighters, they are all or nothing types, they don't understand how someone could walk a middle ground just for something that resembles safety when they fought so hard to not give in to threats until it threatened someone they care about and almost killed themselves in the process. Kevin didn't even know he was ALLOWED to fight back because that was never an option. Leaving the only life he's ever known was so much braver than anyone gives him credit for. It isn't until he has something to fight for and is given permission (not just by the moriyama's and Neil but by himself) to be his own person for the first time that he is able to defy his abusers.
It's not cowardly to do what you can to stay safe. Not everyone has Andrew and Neil's blatant disregard for their own personal safety. Being afraid of pain and death is perfectly reasonable.
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pixiishi · 1 month ago
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despite everything, it’s still you 🦊
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be-queer-do-arson · 2 years ago
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"Baltimore reunion scene" this "shower scene" that you know what the actual best, most underrated andreil scene is? The scene on the bus in the kings men where Neil and Andrew sit together and spend three hours just talking. Neil, the pathological liar, spent three hours giving Andrew truthful information for free. Andrew, who's so withdrawn he quit taking for days and no one noticed, gave out details of his life, for free, for three hours. No games or trades involved.
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orionchildofhades · 2 years ago
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sometimes i just wonder what Andrew thought the first time they got into the dorms
remember that moment ? when Neil goes out to buy some shit and comes back and looses it when he realises someone 1. touch his stuff 2.put it all back together the right way 3.forgot the weirdly folded tags
first Andrew and his eidetic memory : did he left the tag on propose to mess with Neil ? did he not see them, thus couldn't replace it because it's a very fucked up things to do ? i mean, he's a foster child with heavy trauma, I'm sure he knows how to keep an eye on stuff, even more if it's the stuff of someone who could hurt his family so I think he knew and just wanted to leave it in the open for Neil to see but not obvious for any reational person to back him up
and in the possibility in which he did not realise there were tags to deal with, imagine his utter confusion at Neil's entrance in his dorm, messing with Kevin and glaring draggers at him because somehow he knows
or, if Andrew knew, he must have realised how dangerous Neil could be, because this kid knows exactly how to make sure no one can look into his bag without him knowing, he has this weird ass folder with Kevin and Riko everywhere, he comes, barging in, and spits french at Kevin's face
sometime I wish we had Andrew pov for the story, like, discovering Neil from an outside perspective, with him just being a new kid in a sport team, must have been a wild trip
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mapbottakeamap · 18 days ago
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Random out of context things my friends have said as incorrect aftg quotes
"Wow look at this idiot, making out with another man" - Andrew
"Drinking milk is like gay people" - nicky
“The voices in my head aren’t loud enough” - Neil
(Making a dumb ur mom joke but with dad) “I had fun with your father 😏" - Nicky “That’s impossible my father never has fun” - Neil
“That’s where we string the lesbians up” - Allison
“Threatening inanimate objects always works.” - Allison
“Oh my mom’s alive” - Andrew
“I can’t be trusted around tampons, they’re too edible” - Seth
“The only thing that’s gay is gay itself” - Kevin
“I’m gonna throw this out like my parents threw away my dreams.” - Alison
“I’m the straightest gay alive” - Kevin
“I identify as normal” - Neil
“Stop judging his hobby, he just wants to commit arson” - Neil
“WE ARE INVENTING GAY MARRIAGE.” - Nicky
“Your lungs become crunchy when you die”- Neil
“That implies that there is a herosexual way to complete world domination. It’s called being a politician” - Allison
“Dies in a heterosexual way” - Seth
“Can we kiss—what—is that a normal thing to ask?” - Kevin
“You are so paranoid, I’m gonna bash your head into the wall” - Andrew
*in a tired voice* "Do not recreate tragic events from American history" - Wymack
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breadandbloodybutter · 10 months ago
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Presented without context.
If you know - you know.
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minyard-05 · 23 days ago
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new au because i can't be stopped
i just rewatched star wars new hope so buckle up. neil and katelyn are twins seperated at birth, he's left on tatooine with his aunt and uncle and no knowledge of his parents while she's adopted by a senator on alderaan. katelyn joins the rebellion but gets kidnapped by darth vader (nathan) and they try and torture the location of the rebel base out of her. droids are the same (containing a distress signal katelyn recorded before she was kidnapped) but when neil's aunt and uncle get killed by stormtroopers neil somehow finds out about the jedi and shit (i am making this up as i type this) and takes his best friend kevin with him to mos eisley to find a pilot that'll get them to alderaan to try and find katelyn. they end up finding a pilot and a gunner duo, aaron and andrew, who agree to transport them but they end up caught in the death star's tractor beam and they find out katelyn is there so they go and rescue her and somehow get out and find the rebels and–
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joejhang · 3 months ago
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biblically accurate neil josten
a collection of underrated canon!neil moments bc i'm sick and fucking tired of the fandom mischaracterising him. canon neil is and should be feared by all. spoilers !!!
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applesandpavenders · 2 years ago
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crescendoofstars · 6 months ago
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andrew hozier byrne sir, I am UNwell and UNhinged.
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squeeblub · 2 months ago
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after lots of thinking (becoming the mayor of yapsville in discord vc w bro until we came to a consensus), i need to speak my truth.
solangelo is more fun if will is codependent and lowk a stalker
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