#so is neil

[finneyneilperrykisser]

Chris and todd 's friendship is a very dear concept to me

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

aspera stop tormenting mr gaiman and let him write s3 in peace please 😭

listen, whoreo, i know it's you. first of all, why are you starstruck by me enough to lurk in anon.

i am not a star. i am a vaguely disoriented firefly trying to lick a lightbulb. and failing.

and shush i don't torment anyone least of all neil the pookie. i'm so sane. leading a peaceful existence as good omens mascot on tumblr.

here, have some bildaddy for your sins.

[andreilslovechild]

A True Monster

the first time Andrew killed someone it was an accident

it really really was

he was out walking with his friend james

since caretaker Sarah didnt much care where they went

and they were deep in a forest

running around the trees

and andrew hid from james

behind some bushes

and then sneaks up on him

jumping up and shoving him while yelling "boo!'

but james was standing at the top of a very steep hill

and instead of being scared like andrew intended

james jumped

and then stumbled

and fell

and rolled

and smashed

and stopped

and all andrew could do was stare

stare and stare and stare

at the little bit of red he could see leaking out of the side of james' head at the bottom of the hill

and he walks away

he walks

and then he jogs

and then he runs

all the way back to sarahs

and he says nothing

james wasn't ever found

andrews second kill wasn't an accident

it where he really got a taste for blood

andrews second kill was drake spear

he tormented him

and then

and then andrew just snapped

he took richards gun

he lured drake into the woods

asked him how to teach him how to shoot

and when he was distracted

he shot him in the back of the head

the gore doesnt bother him

he was more exhilerated by the fact that his abuser was dead

he hides him in a dead tree

cass is ruined

andrew is put back in the system

drake is deemed a deserter

tilda is next

when he ends up with aaron and sees him being hurt

he doesn't even think twice

he cuts her breaks

and smiles as he jerks the steering wheel so she slams into the divider

hes not happy when he wakes up

it's not often

but the urge still exists

and throughout college

people go missing sometimes

only 1 or 2 a year

but it happens

and after college

Andrew moves to Baltimore

he moves into the butcher's territory

and his body count starts to climb

He can't go as long anymore

but he doesn't care

he needs to kill

and so he does

but that catches the butcher's attention

both the butcher and his son

he gets stalked

then approached

then spoken too

And Andrew's smile is as sharp as they come when he's offered the chance to be mentored by Nathan Wesninski and his knife of a son.

at least the boy is interesting

maybe he'll end up killing him too

[shinelikethunder]

if you're aware of the Vulture article on Neil Gaiman, there's not much i can add; if you aren't and you go looking, my only advice is that if you hit a point where you're wondering if you should bail, do so, because the details of his behavior only get more vile as it goes along.

however, one thing i WILL say is to be on the lookout for smear campaigns against the sources and/or the journalist, Lila Shapiro, in the coming weeks and months. i cannot stress enough how brave this article is. if there's one thing more hazardous to your reputation than blowing up a rich and influential serial predator in the entertainment industry, it's making the church of scientology look bad, and she's managed to do both in one stroke. remember Lila Shapiro's name, and be extremely skeptical if it suddenly turns up later this year as the target of some slimy allegation.

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(reblogs are enabled again for the time being; please try to behave yourselves. this post is a heads-up, not an open mic night for your tangential hot takes or your personal feelings about gaiman's work. furthermore, tumblr's resident TERF circle-jerk is disrespectfully invited to piss off and take a long walk off a short fucking dock.)

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[nothatsmi]

The Kings men, chapter four

Okay i'm literally shaking posting this, i've been working on it for days i lost all objectivity about it.

Someone requested this scene when I asked for recommendations on an older post, so this is tkm chapter four:

"Andrew sprawled on the couch in the lounge while Kevin went ahead to change out. Neil hesitated, changed his mind and started after Kevin, and changed his mind again. He stood behind the couch, folding his arms across the back of it, and peered down at Andrew. Andrew had one arm folded under his head and the other draped over his eyes to block the light. 'One of these days you might as well practice with us,' Neil said."

This scene is so long I had to cut some parts (including the incredible "You let us run ourselves into the ground and clean up behind us. You play the game like you play life. That's why you're so good at it.").

Not to mention Andrew's height fear, one of my all-time favorite aftg quotes ("When you said you were afraid of heights, you were joking, right?" "Andrew, you can't be. What were you doing on the roof?" "Feeling." -tkm ch.5).

Update: I cut the (too long) comic into smaller images so that you can open it and have a better quality, hope it works!

[gio-utti]

Redraw of THAT scene.

My favorite moment in the game for many reasons.

Im always so proud of him for it.

[syn0vial]

[Astarion] is a cat. He's a black cat. There's a stray that comes into my house called Red... and he's quite feral. It took me three years before I could pick him up and hold him. He's totally cool with me now. Three fucking years. He gave me a lot of inspiration about Astarion.

- Neil Newbon, on developing Astarion's physicality and mannerisms

[sparklingthedas]

Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[riceballannie]

Neil's face card never declines I fear🤧

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

My canon: Neil is super weird, but in a way people don't expect and it catches them unaware. He will have a perfectly normal conversation with you and then you realise he doesn't ignore the first slice of bread of the loaf, uses it right after opening it to make a sandwich. He doesn't have a set way of replacing the toilet paper roll. He does sock-shoe-sock-shoe. He takes the peel of the banana off completely before eating it on the go. He unplugs the laptop yanking on the cable not the plug. He eats kiwis with the skin on like they're apples. He eats dry cereal then drinks a glass of milk.

Neil Josten is like an alien that has managed to blend in quite well with the humans but sometimes he does something that reminds you he's a martian

[dawnatlas]

raven andreil for a sketch req 🐦‍⬛

[knox-knocks]

Can’t get over the trojans expecting jean to be a big scary raven and getting a scared, sweet kid instead vs the foxes expecting a quiet and unassuming neil and getting a loud mouth mafia nepo baby (affectionate)

[hansoeii]

Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!

[peblezq]

Good Omens 2 was like reading a 100k fanfic in the middle of the night that you realize was left unfinished and last updated 5 years ago, and you are left alone with this earth-shattering cliffhanger