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we've GOTTA collectively start writing Will as freakier i'm sorry. he willingly chose to not only date a Hades kid but to date the CREEPIER Hades kid. the one he watched killed multiple people. the one who has a habit of stalking people. the one everyone is fully convinced is cursed and/or evil. Will CHOSE THAT LIFE. Will is INTO THAT.

if you're not writing Will as daydreaming about a Morticia & Gomez Addams romance where they flirt in the camp morgue and Nico is actively trying to sacrifice him to dark spirits while in actuality Nico the magic the gathering nerd is mildly concerned why Will is so enthusiastic about showing off his bones and specimens collection to Nico (not that he's grossed out, it's just weird for somebody who's not him to be doing that) then you are missing out!!!!! make Will weirder!!!!

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“your nico looks like a girl” yes and my will looks like a girl too i am slowly making them yuri respect my agenda

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Maria holding baby Nico: Aww your so cute I could eat you up

Hades, who's father ate him as a baby, taking the baby from her: What

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will solace having very very thick and curly and messy hair is so important to me. combs and brushes hate him. lee tried to brush his hair once and the handle broke off. there might be a bird in his hair. but despite all that it is still soft. nico likes to run his hand through it. maybe nico is the bird

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There is no way the infirmary is clean safe or organized. It is run by teenagers.

Er, a teenager. No clue how old Kayla and Austin are. I have not encountered them yet.

A teenager. A bisexual, ADHD, sleep deprived teenager that has too many dead peoples names memorized.

There are candy wrappers kicked under a desk, open needles on the counter (that will not be used, they aren’t stupid.), a tissue box just. On the ground. A little kid threw it. The Ares kids are called in to hold demigods down while they set bones (when Nico isn’t around to do it for them. Which I believe is most of the time. Dude’s a wanderer.), there’s a bandage wrapped around a broken IV stand (bandages are an Apollo kids duct tape), and at least two kids asleep on the floor.

It is not a hospital. They are not doctors.

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never forgetting the time someone said "the seven are not a found family, they are parents that should've been divorced long ago but are staying together for the kids and it's not going well", not only hillarious but also true, those guys are not eachother's bffs and it SHOWS

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Welcome back, campers, for another exciting summer at CHB! Don’t forget to grab your activity schedule from your cabin counselor!

SUN, June 22: Breakfast / Cabin Inspection MON, Jun 23: Sword & Shield / Archery / Monster Assault Techniques TUES, Jun 24: Canoe Racing / Pegasus Riding / Climbing Wall WED, Jun 25: Break Time / Free Day THURS, Jun 26: Arts & Crafts / Volleyball / Laundry FRI, Jun 27: Camp store / Infirmary / Strawberry Fields SAT, Jun 28: Capture the Flag / Campfire / Lights Out

Please note, any schedule change requests must be coordinated between cabins before being submitted to Chiron and Mr. D. Alternate activities that your cabin may choose to attend instead are: 

Ancient Greek

Greek Mythology

Letters Home

Meal Prep

Beach Time

Chariot Racing

Three-Legged Death Race (don't forget to sign up with a buddy!)

We’re looking forward to another exciting summer at Camp Half-Blood! Please direct any questions about your schedule to your counselors at @solangeloweek and remember to review the rules.

Happy creating, campers!

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will makes flower crowns and gently puts them on nico's hair while nico is distracted watching ants

i know because i was there

can someone draw this please i'll give you my soul

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Apollo’s godly form is someone you would see strutting around in an Erewhon, sipping on one of those overpriced, organic, all-natural, strawberry coconut smoothies or whatever

Apollo’s Lester form, looks like someone you would have a chance encounter with in a Walmart at roughly 9:47pm, men’s shirt section, staring at the badly printed band t-shirts with such an intensity you’d think he was performing a telekinetic surgery, and his cart has exactly one item in it: a tv dinner.

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i'm an angel with a shotgun~

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I STILL HAVENT READ TOA BUT GODS LESTER WONT GET OUT OF MY BRAIN.

I look at my oc and think "Man. She'd beat the shit out of Lester I think." BRO I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT LESTER WHY AM I LIKE THIS

LMAOOO we need to see the oc now

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the tiktok trend of people’s native accents accidentally coming out and their friends making fun of them but it’s frank accidentally saying something in his canadian accent and all of the seven mimicking him

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Lester Pspspsps you mean so much to me 😔

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do you think thalia ever lies awake at night feeling guilty about zeus choosing to save her life while he let jason just die with no regret or sympathy

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I wonder what the kids back at Edgerton Day and Boarding School think about Jason and his death.

Jason Grace the guy who was way too cautious for his age but died because of a surfing accident. Had he ever even spoken about surfing before?

Jason Grace the guy who would always try to remember things about you but could barely even remember his own birthday

Jason Grace who was always willing to be a shoulder to cry on, but would never talk about his own life

Jason Grace who was such a good leader but seemed to squirm away from the responsibility

Jason Grace who acted so much older than sixteen

Jason Grace who always acted just a little too paranoid

Jason Grace who always had his mind on something else.

Jason Grace who tried every activity just to fill his schedule.

Jason Grace who always seemed a bit off but you could never put your finger on why

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percy jackson is the type of person to have lice and to shake his head vigorously whenever he feels threatened