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agatha's version

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At this point, just stop interviewing her I've had enough. This is my 13th reason.

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my online child describing amphibians:

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Heal, so when somebody tries to love you – you let them.

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you want to talk abt iconic headlines mama…

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I’m just going to leave this here…

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Some old Aubrey art

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She could have said Good Girl here and that would have been the kill shot, right in episode 1...

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Agatha: oh, and can you pick up some tampons for me? I started my period today

Rio: you’re not pregnant!?

Agatha: no, I’m not pregnant!

Rio: but I’m trying so hard!

Agatha: we both have coochies!

Rio, pouting: I really thought I had it this time

Agatha: that’s not how this works!

Rio, determined: I’ll try again

Agatha: what!?

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Agatha: And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.

Billy: You mean you stabbed him?

Agatha: He ran into my knife.

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Aubrey Plaza in a new Ritz commercial for the Superbowl

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Jen: we normal witches usually call this a “traumatic event”

Jen *to Agatha*: ..not a “bruh moment”

Jen *to Alice*: ..neither a “major L”

Jen *to Rio*: and most definitely not an “oof lmao”

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication