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iknow my comics are ugly please just hear me out
#So me and my friend were talking about âwhos the most likely toâ with ratiorine#and she asked âwhos the most likely to confess first?â#and i said Nobody. Theyre both doomed forever. Unless it happens on accident.#and this is what i imagined#â
my art#art#honkai star rail#should i tag ratio even if hes not here#hsr aventurine#ill tag ratio because his husband is here#hsr dr ratio#hsr topaz#ratiorine#aventio#Someone reblogged my post with the tag golden ratio.#golden ratio hsr????#excuse me???#why are yall making new ship names without me. How DARE you be so creative without me in the room.#GET BACK HERE#i can literally talk about these two for hours im so serious its getting bad like it already was bad but now its worse
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Crowley has something in his handâa plate of what? Little cakes?
Cakes? Like in the promo picture? The cakes next to Crowley's wine? WHATS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE LITTLE CAKES. WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE CAKES?
UPDATE*
I was scrolling through my personal Twitter when I spotted THIS tweet
Ya'll I was like is this fucking play about me? ikgjerijgeiro I DIED but then in the quotes I found THIS:
So it really does look like he brought him cakes. Some theorize he's wearing a turtleneck in the shot where he's going into the shop, so it's possible it's a cut from later in the series after he knows Gabriel is there and it's not cakes? I think it's likely it is cakes, but who knows. All I can say is this reached farther than I thought and I'm gonna be so disappointed for all you and me if it's not cakes he's brought his angel (maybe from the coffee shop? idfk)
#im adding in here i do know theyre eccles cakes#i did a bunch of research and theory dive back when they first showed up BUT i mean in the context here of why tf is he got a plate of them#coming into the bookshop#good omens 2#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffible husbands#aziraphale x crowley#good omens 2 spec#eccles cakes
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Thought of this so I made it so others can also feel what I felt when I thought of this :D
#memes#good omens#meme#good omens season two#good omens s2#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#crowley x aziraphale#good omens azi#good omens ineffable husbands#why must i suffer#theyre ruining my life
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have been toying with the idea of an au wherein shen jiu, after burning down the qiu household and running away, comes across xie lian rather than wu yanzi poaching him immediately afterwards:
i'd imagine in this verse he runs away to town rather than immediately being found in the aftermath of what he's done. at this point, shen jiu would be too paranoid to consider reaching out for directions to cang qiong mountain even if he wanted to make it there: what if they knew what he did? or figured it out if he did know? (if he even had the mind to think of these things through his panic)
he doesn't want to end up begging on the streets again, thoughâtoo alike his childhood and last time he was in that position, shen jiu ended up with the qius in the first place
so he takes refuge in temples that he comes across, stealing food when he can before moving to a different part of the rather large town he's ended up in so there's no clear pattern of when he shows up at whichever food stall
despite not holding that same respect and unwavering belief in gods (how could he, after everything he's gone through? shouldn't they have stepped in, sometime? what god would let him suffer as he did, separating him from the only person he loved?) he knows better than to try them, and begrudgingly thanks them for the shelter (because this he did appreciate, at the very least, if nothing else)
winter hits hard when it does, and shen jiu, after spending so many years in the qiu household, forgot how the cold seeps into your skin and bones without solid walls to keep out the frigid breeze.
he quickly falls ill with nothing to protect him from the elements but his threadbare clothing, and when he grows ill, he becomes slow. shen jiu nearly gets caught stealing, running away before he can be dragged to a town guard for his offence, but earning himself a nasty wound to his leg as he retreated
sickness + the cold + the wound leave him weak and wanting: missing qi-ge, reminiscing on nights where they'd curl up together for warmth, still cold but not alone, the two of them steady against the storm that raged on ahead of them
fever-ridden and teetering close to death, shen jiu wanders into a temple late at night and sinks to his knees, falling to his side, heart-rate slowing. in his delirium, he misses the figure taking shelter from the storm in the corner, watching him
shen jiu wakes up (he doesn't expect to), warm while he hears the wind whistle. he's still in that temple from earlier, but it's considerably... cozier. a small fire warms the inside and his clothes aren't as damp against his cold skin. his fever's broken, tooâhe doesn't know how long it's been, but he's glad he didn't die: never realized that he wanted to live until he was close to forfeiting his right to
here is where he meets his accidental saviour: xie lian stood over a slowly bubbling pot of stew that smells heavenly to shen jiuâhe'd eat just about anything at this point, starved
his immediate distrust of xie lian stops him from being truly excited about his appearance
their relationship is veryyy shaky at the very beginning: shen jiu refuses to trust him and xie lian refuses to abandon this strange child he found on the verge of death
(there's a strange sort of bond built up when you nurse someone back to life, dragging them away from the brink of death and xie lian isn't interested, but he's curious about this kid who stumbled into his temple at the dead of night on a midnight in winter)
shen jiu's torn between distrust and this desire for company he didn't know he possessed; after being alone with no one but the qiu household [before he went on his massacre] he didn't realized how much he wanted to share space with someone who wasn't actively hurting him until he was afforded the opportunity to experience non-violent company with xie lian
his distrust slowly declines when he finds out that xie lian is a cultivator. despite being arguably too old to learn cultivation to the fullest extent he could have if he started a few years earlier, he still desperately wants to learn
xie lian, perceptive as ever, slowly starts teaching him bits and pieces of the basics, teaches him to meditate, takes care to keep his distance when it looks like shen jiu's getting overwhelmed
shen jiu can't help but get attached. he hates it
shen jiu decides to test xie lian before resigning himself to this
he was snappy, impatient, and argued with xie lian, when he came over, one day, waiting for some form of punishment to come, bristling like a spooked cat.
nothing came of his experiment but a slight frown from xie lian, which made shen jiu feel almost badâxie lian almost reminded him of qi-ge, which made him feel doubly bad because he desperately wants to find him
shen jiu came to xie lian the next day with a pastry [that he stole] as an apology. and a request:
"teach me how to cultivate so i can be a disciple at the cang qiong sect"
xie lian agrees easily enough: he's been around shen jiu to see that despite the late start, he has potential to be great [especially untouched by wu yanzi and his twisted form of cultivation]
shen jiu throws himself into his studies, working himself to the bone
xie lian is concerned by this and after trying to soften the load of his work doesn't make shen jiu slow down, he becomes stern: warns him against trying to chase too much frivolously
this leads to a breakdown of sortsâwhere shen jiu gets angry, dismissive, before becoming upset. the average emotional depth of a teenager but, like, 4 times worse because of the circumstances
xie lian coaxes the story out of shen jiu here; qi-ge [the first time he's mentioned aloud by name], the qiu household [only the barest of details. shen jiu refuses to dwell], and the night shen jiu made qi-ge leave, as well as qi-ge's promise to come back
shen jiu finishes by telling xie lian he needs to make it back to qi-ge, needs to see if he's still alive, he's been selfish for sticking around as long
shen jiu tells xie lian that he needs to figure out as much as he can, as fast as he can, so he can leave and make his way to cang qiong mountain with some sort of base knowledge to make it in. and that he's not sorry for pushing himself because he doesn't have time
xie lian is quiet for a while
puts a comforting hand on shen jiu's shoulder and tells him he understands; he knows someone who would do anything to make it back to the one they loved, understands the pain that comes when time and distance separates the two
however, xie lian tells him, he can't let shen jiu push himself. he'll only stunt his progress by hurting himself rather than speed things up
shen jiu is ready to argue again before xie lian offers to make the trip with him
shen jiu doesn't believe it at firstâwho would bother with helping him for this long if they weren't getting anything out of it? he already found this hard to believe, let alone the fact that xie lian would drop everything to travel with him for weeks on end
xie lian doesn't shake in his resolve, though. shen jiu figures out he's being serious and wants to argue, but he's justârelieved
so many people have stood as roadblocks on his path back to qi-ge; xie lian might be the first person actively trying to help them
it almost reignites hope in him; someone other than him believes in them. someone other than shen jiu thinks they'll make it back to each other and succeed in reuniting. xie lian's faith in him is like a gust of wind beneath his wings
he agrees to their road trip
[xie lian makes sure to tell his beloved he'll be away for a while]
[shen jiu doesn't notice that xie lian buys steamed buns off the same stranger in nearly every town they stop by for a night of rest in the following few weeks]
[xie lian notices, years later, when shen qingqiu doesn't recognize him upon their first meeting in decades. shen yuan doesn't know xie lian, but xie lian knows this isn't shen jiu, anymore]
#i've had this idea in my head for a few months now#only just finding the time to write everything out#i'll write this on ao3 eventually! trust me i will i promise just need to defeat exams first#hua cheng stalking xie lian w a forced smile on his face: who the hell is this fraud and why is he stealing my husbands attention#xie lian with a happy lil smile: theyre just like us san lang he's learning cultivation to find and protect his beloved isnt it so wonderfu#hua cheng letting go of the steamed bun smushed to pieces in his hand: ah yeah sounds great. sooo cute gege. come home soon. Please. ^_^#xie lian meeting shen jiu: what a lovely young man#shen jiu half feral and armed with the worst attitude known to man: who the hell is this fraud#svsss#tgcf#mxtx#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#xie lian#hua cheng#svsss au#svsss fanfiction#scum villain#scum villain self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#heaven official's blessing
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Crowleyâs Eyes
We know when Crowley is stressed, his eyes become full yellow. We see that during the bookshop fire when he thinks Aziraphale was killed and while driving a flaming Bentley.
But when they switch faces and Aziraphale as Crowley is in hell, his eyes are full yellow as well. It doesnât seem a stress response imitation, as Aziraphale was not present for any of the above and wouldnât necessarily know that was a stress response.
So why the full yellow eyes?
Because theyâre pretty?
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#but theyre pretty#why does aziraphale have full yellow eyes when playing Crowley in hell#i freaking love them so much#good omens meta#good omens crowley#go aziraphale#the angel really loves his babygurls eyes
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hello sam and max community
#there was gonna be a drawing of king max in there too but the spacing was too tight#HOLY SHIT I HATE DRAWING GUNS#theyre so fucking hard#my art#sam and max#sam & max#freelance police#sam and max freelance police#sam & max freelance police#sam and max freelance husbands#get the ship tags in there too why not#freelance husbands#sam and max fanart
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Pls someone talk to me about the quiet codependence Rust and Marty have, the too-easy domesticity they can fall into. Their constant arguing and moral disagreement that blends so easily into sharing clothes and a bottle and a home. The open hostility that silently becomes worry when no one else is watching. The implicit, unyielding trust that's never questioned and always counted on, between two people born and living in a world that's punished trust from the beginning.
#the song that plays in the background of all of this? one called 'are you alright' with a slow guitar and melancholy. wtf.#theyre playing td on tv rn and i caught it right in ep 4 where the DOMESTICITY is HIGH and like. why dont I remember any of this happening#true detective#rust x marty#'men and women. it's not suppose to work unless it's to make kids' rustin what the fuck. he says this to maggie's face.#while her husband is LIVING WITH HIM. there are so many... tones i didnt pick up when watching this before#rust cohle#marty hart#martin hart#rustin cohle#they know each other better than they know themselves and that makes me sick
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Behold:
the Goobers
#AHHHUGHHHHHH#LOOK AT THEM#THEYRE JUST#YES#EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM#Funny story when I was sketching this piece out Crowley looked like a worm on the string :P#I always have a difficult time drawing aziraphale and I donât know why#The Lineart was soooo fun to color#Iâve never done anything like this before#maybe I should start doing it more đ¤#Neil gaiman why must you do this to me#to us#the fandom#Weâre all suffering#heâs probably just sitting in his room cackling because he knows how the fandom feels#I love the story of how good omens was created#thinking about how terry pratchett never lived to see the tv show and didnât think one would ever be created#sad đ#Aziraphale has blue eyes right?#I guess I should have checked before making this whoops#Goobers#aziraphale#Crowley#GET MARRIED ALREADY#good omens#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#Anthony janthony Crowley#Aziraphale ziraphale fell#âIâm not gay Crowleyâ
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#identity v#mike morton#norton campbell#art#my art#idv#tonton#nortmike#mike stole the ciggy from norton#god i want them married#in my head they have gloves on so their rings dont get dirty#theyre SOOO married.#married to me#idc#this is mostly why i dont like seeing mole in a pair with other skins#thats swifts husband#delusional#Spotify
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after the events of three in the morning, safe inside Athena just kinda tucked ody under her wings.
Idk why I think that but anyway it's cannon now that after ody gets thoroughly fucked Athena pulls him close and wraps her wings around him like a cocoon
yessss she sort of chirrups and coos down at him with the owl head tilting, nuzzling at him as she cleans up. she'd do it to penelope too but homegirl is practically steaming from how overheated all the exercise made her so she just goes and usually falls asleep face down on the bed until she's cool enough that athena can drag her closer as well.
in general i think athena would be there for the aftercare because I don't see post canon odypen knowing when to call it quits, which leads to both of them being absolutely exhausted and useless after the last round. she usually just rolls her eyes shakes her head and handles it all; but they both know she's awake for hours just trilling down at them and staring happily.
#sometimes one of them wake up and they murmur sweet nothings and 'how was your day's#odypenath#suggestive#odysseus#penelope#athena#pen felt guilty once and asked if she should take over but athena looked so distressed she immediately took it back âNO DONT MAKE THAT FACE#âYOU CAN HAVE MY HUSBAND HERE TAKE ODYSSEUS GET YOUR ASS OVER THEREâ#athena is still figuring out being touched but till then she can at least cuddle with people she trusts when theyre at their most vulnerabl#with no expectations#âis the body fluids not... repulsive to you though?â#âno. you should have seen both of us when odysseus got his first period.â#âi still dont know how we got that much blood over so many things.â#âwhy didnt u go to ur. ur momâ#âwe did. eventually. after athena maybe consulted the olympians in a panicâ#âi dont think queen anticlea ever respected me quite the same ever againâ#âto be fair we were both almost in tears and were convinced i was giving birthâ#asks#odypen
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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
#'as empty as a home without my husband and children (crew)' is so sad#because its true. its not âAS empty asâ it IS. because kirk's home IS the enterprise and its why he was so desperate to get back on her#now that theyre limping back to earth she IS so /so/ empty for kirk#star trek#books#tos#the original series#kirk#spirk#exerpt#movie novelization#the search for spock
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hi im ranting (positively! this game kills me but in a good way) about breath of the wild again
i know it's controversial but i love the way the story of the game is told. because you start the game in the middle, perhaps near the end, of the story. the game is entirely through link's perspective and he wakes up knowing and remembering nothing. in turn, the player starts off knowing nothing. the past is revealed as the story goes along, and the player learns about the past and about the land as link does. there are little tidbits about hyrule and about the calamity scattered across the land. an old woman in hateno village tells you of an age of desolation that she grew up in. the travellers you see on the road are younger people because they're described by older characters as more bold, whereas the older characters grew up being told to never leave the village, it's too dangerous outside (compare this even to tears of the kingdom, where travellers are more common because the land has been safer. even older characters have left their home to travel elsewhere (not including the lurelin villagers)). battlefields are still strewn with old rusty weapons and deactivated guardians that no one but monsters will go near. myths and legends about the princess and hero have been passed down, to the point where their legitmacy is questioned and everyone has a different opinion on them.
it's environmental storytelling. it's things like seeing drawings and a bow in zelda's study and seeing a child reading a storybook with a hero that wears a blue tunic similar to link's. it's the stories that the villagers share about old myths that turn out to be true. it's the ruins scattered across the land, long since overtaken by monster camps but still unmistakably being houses that people once lived in. it's the utter lack of civilization anywhere remotely near the castle and the feeling of dread in the ruins of the town that surrounds it. it's a kingdom entrenched in its past, with no ability to move away from it until the calamity is finally defeated.
#head into the wall. i love this game so much#legend of zelda#breath of the wild#and no i dont hate totk for getting rid of the sheikah tech and replacing it with zonai tech#the zonai tech is foreign and new to the people of hyrule and theyre EXCITED about it#how many zonai researchers are there in totk vs how many sheikah researchers in botw?#people are wary of the technology that destroyed their home a century ago#and they're terrified of the guardians that still roam the land#i still hold that link likely was behind the reason why the shrine of resurrection was completely dismantled#it's kinda like majora's mask in which half of the story is in the side quests and the characters#mm had a plot yeah but it kind of accompanied the rest of the setting#link had a goal but he also had so many people to talk to#botw is similar. link has a goal in mind but he's also one to help others#and if someone literally just lost their chickens or if their husband is sick and needs medicine. he's willing to help them out#the world is just as important as the plot itself and i think i like that more#than just a linear plot which is accompanied by the world#botw totk and mm reward you for exploring#(along with some of the others like twilight princess and a link between worlds)#but it's very different i think when half of the game is about exploring#or more than half even. you have your goal but you have to get there first#and there are so many ways you can get there and so much you can encounter along the way#biting screaming crying#the bow is in zelda's room but close enough
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the way this fic builds the tension so gradually that you genuinely DONT EXPECT IT when it SNAPS on you oh my god. oh my god. "that careful character of terus was not returning." followed by "yesterday was thursday, isari." guess ill just. guess ill just jump off the fucking roof. guess ill jsut rip my shirt open and yell
#i wish i could explaint o my husband why this is making me like sick. physically ill#AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#sorry i wouldnt normally even talk about reading a fic on here but its. very very long. im on i think chapter 32 of 47?#and theyre long chapters. im reading basically a wholeass book right now#multiple books even#and ive never read a fic structured like this in my life#normally if theyre going to make a character insufferable they have to work on rectifying it within a chapter or two#like an apology to the reader#no im 32 in and ritsu is the worst. the worst. hes literally becoming a bona fide villain. its insane#ive never read a fic like this before. jesus christ dude#im still reeling from. from the fact that they were both at the mall and that was hours of reading ago
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He looks so different with glasses đ did not recognize him at first
terribly funny how much more generic he can get with a thick frame of raybans like ive always believed the whole glasses as a disguise would never work irl but i got punked so hard that when i first saw him in glasses i was like "oh another man" glossed over him then felt the same sensation as when i forget to buy milk at the store, swiped back, scrutinised this for far longer than im comfortable admitting publicly and went "oh my god THATS MY MAN GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
#ask#i went âmaffhew where the hell have you been locaâ#she is but a beautiful female protagonist âshackledâ by a thick pair of glasses#to me she is even more beautiful with the glasses#but also just another man#ive specifically seen this type of man in so many fucking places...#the fruity english teacher that also teaches the creative writing course because he genuinely enjoys spoken word#the one where you walk into his class see the open class layout... look up at him... look at his fit and go#huh... itd be rude to ask if he has a husband but... you know...#the class where you can tell hes in because you can smell his maple syrup candle from the courtyard#despite there being a whole gym between you and the building hes in because his door is always open and anytime the building door opens#you smell a whole wiff of autumn... it is in fact summer... and always summer where you are...#he doesnt talk about his lovelife at all doesnt even mention anything about it#but everyones curious but hes cool and you dont want to make him uncomfortable so you dont ask but you know you know?#its why you squeal in glee when he shows up to open mic night at the blackbox in the 300 building with his husband in tow because once again#he adores spoken word and gave extra credit to anyone who preformed and he wants to support his students#and hes just so smiley and giggly all night because he finally gets to be with his secret husband and its so perfect and theyre so perfect#and he also your dad because you have daddy issues and having a male figure in your life whos queer and supports you is so important-#you know what!! i think we know a little too much about each other i will stop now!!!! you get the idea!!!!!
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I just want to curl up on the couch and spend an hour (or more) browsing through photos of two middle-aged men looking at each other with heart eyes.
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#why do i love them so much#some things do last forever#but theyre pretty#i adore them
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I am Eugammon of Cyrene, Ovid and Madeline Miller's biggest haters
#ruining greek mythology/j#but seriously#theyre versions of thr mythology is overshadowed by what actually happened#like ovids medusa myth#thats roman#not the original myth#the telegony saying odysseus willingly cheated on his wife#same with madeline miller#the telegony disregaurding so much of the odyssey#saying Penelope would marry the guy who killed her husband?#no#and madeline miller#both with earlir#and with achillies#that entire mess of a book#why did she make greece homophobic#but not entirely?#the lore there as weird#bro#thetis did no hate patroclus#she was relatively fond of him in pretty sure#an they (achilles and patroclus) were both cold blooded killers#patroclus just also happened to be nice#they made the characters boring and flat#and changed them into a gay stereotype#and is praised for it#anti tsoa#anti madeline miller#being a hater is my favorite hobby
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