#and this is so funny also LMAOO

[blaithnne]

No, no, I’ll defend your position on cucumber sandwiches. In fact, I’ll say you’re being mild and place myself at the OPPOSITE end of the cucumber sandwich spectrum. We do not do those over here so when I saw Hilda eating them in s1 I simply presumed it was something MADE UP for the show because???? Out of all the fillings, a world of flavor, and entire buffet of nutrition, you guys are using CUCUMBERS?????? Blocked, sorry, I refuse to even try. White people, you guys fascinate me. Truly bizarre choice. God bless

Oh hell yeah girl stir the pot

[pigdemonart]

Theres just some stuff you’re more comfortable telling your friends about than your own family ya know 👀 some stuff is-a private!

Anyways, finally drew my sweet Daisy. Also finally colored a comic. And i can’t wait to never do that again fjfnfnf

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[macksartblock]

weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)

[busiest-bee]

Some splatoon art I’ve done over the past 2 or so days

This one’s an oc. She’s themed after fried shrimp bcuz I was (am) craving it and thought it’d be cute

[silverbriseis]

99% of tomarrymort antis are so hilarious like whenever theyre complaining about how ""bad"" and ""immoral"" the ship is, they always point to the age difference and not... the murders😭😭😭 Tom literally murders Harrys parents and orphans him, attempts to murder everyone he knows then tries to take over the wizarding world all while ALSO attempting to murder him— so I feel like there's a very more obvious pressing issue here then their unrealistic age gap😭😭😭It's like those ppl complaining about hannigram and making top 10 lists about how problematic it is yet the fact that Hannibal is a cannibal and murderer never made it onto the lists😭😭😭

[eyeballs-in-my-head]

【 2/2 】

《 PART 1 》

[twwcs]

[aureatchi]

oh dear…well if there’s one thing tht withstood this entire fight it’s his pretty face

[rui-drawsbox]

I like to remember my first stardew save whenever I can, so I kinda remade my farmer for my first playthrough of Coral Island kajdhjsk

[thisshitisridiculous]

i'm starting a collection this season called "buck not wearing things on his head properly in order to not mess up oliver's curls"

my two contributions so far

[jellyjamheadobb]

“Honey, you look… beautiful” “it’s going to be ok” “forget about that. How about we just relax for a bit while nothings chasing us?” not me going into actual tears because of kinger from the new (3rd) episode of digital circus 🥲

[bewareofthenewphannie]

uh, funfact?

when you look at the subtags of the hugeee metatag Bottoming on AO3, the very first tag of the hundreds of tags listed is "Power Bottom Dan Howell"

...do you think he'd be proud?

[illyrianbitch]

awsf? reader: existing

azriel and selene:

[bonefall]

Does leopard still have 3 lives in her final battle? Or was that changed?

Yep. I think she drowned her once, then Leopardstar lunges up refreshed, and she gets the upper paw on Mistyfoot with 2 lives to go.

(MAYBE tw gore, but I really did try to be tasteful about a head being smashed on a rock.)

On her back, splashing and thrashing furiously against Leopardstar's claws dunking her head under, Mistyfoot glimpses a wave breaking just over the tip of a stone-blue rock. Her only chance.

With a surge of power, her claws sink into her leader's golden shoulder and they tumble and roll to the right. Before the tyrant even realizes what's happening, she's yanked up, and then whipped backwards with a wet CRUNCH

And then again

And again

And again, until Mistyfoot can't even make out what's left of her leader anymore. All she can see is that it's a red, brown, and yellow blur, because her eyes burning with salty tears and her whole body is trembling.

She drops the corpse onto the stone and it slides into the water, lifelessly. After a moment it spasms aimlessly one last time, like an insect does after its head is bitten off, unlike the deliberate, agonized throes of Tigerstar suffering through his doomed lives. And then it's still.

There's only the tranquil sound of bubbling water, and Mistyfoot's frenzied panting. Her pounding heart makes it hard to hear either.

The blood is carried off by the shallow water in scarlet swirls, but the lake runs pale red as if it's washing it away. Some were aware of this prophecy, but Mistyfoot was not.

It isn't closure to her, or a fulfillment of divine decree. It's just blood that should be on her paws, slicked away by the complicit river. She wished it could feel like it's over, but she's smart enough to know the truth. Has been through enough terrible events like this to understand what comes next.

Her body will move foward. Her mind will need to consider her deputy. Her paw will come down on code-defying cats like Blackclaw and Greenflower. But her heart will stay here, next to the remains of Leopardstar, the same way another piece of it remains at Stonefur's side across space and time.

[caluupin]

Finished TGAAC around 2 1/2 weeks ago but only finished the doodles today. but still, here ya go!

[1driedpersimmon]

Scus the //blood I was having feeling and decided the best solution was to dump Sesame in blood

And also Hauchie sweeping him off his feet because oh no

(And Sesame charm for myself hehe, maybe)