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[blaithnne]

No, no, I’ll defend your position on cucumber sandwiches. In fact, I’ll say you’re being mild and place myself at the OPPOSITE end of the cucumber sandwich spectrum. We do not do those over here so when I saw Hilda eating them in s1 I simply presumed it was something MADE UP for the show because???? Out of all the fillings, a world of flavor, and entire buffet of nutrition, you guys are using CUCUMBERS?????? Blocked, sorry, I refuse to even try. White people, you guys fascinate me. Truly bizarre choice. God bless

Oh hell yeah girl stir the pot

[onlyswan]

hi art 💓 so im rereading iw couples breakup drabble as one would do everytime shes on her period (its a canon event i think ppl would relate) and i have a few questions!!! 🥹🦋

1. what were the iw couple doing before they were in the car? like did they spend the day only to then break up? i rmb reading that jk was on tour, did he came back and break up w them right away? did he at least get them a present???!

2. what events led him to the decision? we know that prob he’s overwhelmed, the uncertainty of his career and the drabble from where he saw how draining it is on oc. but is there a bigger thing that happened?

3. u wrote that he “practiced” breaking up with oc. like is this true? how long has he thought of breaking up w oc before he actually did it? and how did oc not expect anything??? ☹️☹️

4. who is this “not married yet” girl that jk was teasing tae about? that sounds so saucYY a drabble for that would be super fun!! its gonna be super angsty too!!! hahahahhaha

5. we know jk regretted it right away after breaking up w oc, but why didn’t he backtrack and take it back? i know oc must’ve thought hes crazy but he didnt even call or text first? us reading is comforted by knowing that jk is also having the worst time, but oc doesn’t. yet theyre brave enough to be the one who reached out first, bc for all they know, jk could be with some other people right now, alr over them. did oc know that he’s not that kind of person or deep down they’re just being as brave as they can asking for what they wants which is him?

6. can we pleaseeeee have more drabbles where we can see how much the boys adore oc? or just their dynamic i would say. also do they have a special connection with each of the boys on different things? like maybe a drabble where jk & oc pack a homemade lunch to bring when visiting jin hobi or yoongi 🥹🥹

7. after the initial breakup, were things ever awkward? were there times when oc had to get used to him being in their life again or something less dramatic? did he ever see doubts or worry in oc’s eyes and is the even when he gave u reasons to drabble, the first time they had to address the traumatic event in their relationship? do they ever talk about it now? or laugh about it?

8. what happened with the “someone else i met in a bar turned out to be a jerk”??? when was this?! HAHAHHA jk must’ve lost his fucking mind after learning about this

9. kinda curious has there been a time when jk really needs quality time w oc and just brings her on tour? my dream is becoming a tour wifey so this would hit all the right spot:( esp w how easy he handled the situation from the last drabble of just inviting her to come w him. cutest ☹️

thank you so much for providing one of my comfort fics!! i hope ure having a great day🌷🥹

oh!! also!! i think we’ve never seen iw couple be on a date date, like fancy super dressed up date. is that just not them? can we see more of their date nights??

heyyy beloved i missed you 🥺🥺🥺 omg???

there are two types of onlyswan readers: one - those who reread the period drabbles then they’re on their period / two - those who reread the breakup drabble when they’re on their period 😭😭😭

ALRIGHT [cracks knuckles]

1. he broke up with oc as soon as he arrived back from tour 🥲 like literally. our guy was still jetlagged. he just wasn’t in his right mind at the time honestly. oc hopped in the car thinking they were going to spend time together someplace else but… yk what happened… ofc he got oc lotssss of presents though </3 including those gifts he talked about in the video oc watched before they called him :(

2. at the time they were already making plans about what will happen in the next few years of their career including the m word ehem ehem so. yeah he was overwhelmed and tired and he felt guilty of having to always leave oc + we know how oc is so empathetic so he also felt guilty that they have to carry his burdens as well ☹️

3. probably a month 🤨 but he didn’t actually want to break up with oc yk? it felt more like a thing that he had to do </3 so oc never suspected anything because the way he was acting towards them never changed. he wanted to hold on.

4. LMAOOOOO maybe in the future i’ll get around to that 🤞🏼 but tae was going through it for reaaaaal

5. he didn’t jump out the car to chase oc because him immediately changing his mind would’ve pissed oc off thinking that he was just playing a joke on their feelings and that would earn him a slap on the face 😭 he thought of that. and oc said they wanted to decide for theirself too :( so he wanted to respect that but he ended up becoming too much of a coward to reach out first after that bcs what if oc already decided that the breakup was for the best too 🥲 what if they hate him now 🥲 but he should’ve thought about it more from oc’s pov bcs they were suffering thinking that he alr gave up frfr </3

hmmm joon did talk to them about jk having a hard time, but during the breakup they did ask if he cheated so we know that they have this anxiety :( oc is just our bravest soldier who knows what they want and always tries their best to get it (him) 🫡

6. omg yessss more soon i’ve been thinking about one with jimin too specifically !! oc definitely bonds with each of the tannies about different things 🥺

7. yea, the even when he gave u reasons to drabble was the first time they brought it up again :( after they got back together jk really made efforts to reassure oc and that’s partly because he did see how they became kind of timid when he expresses affection. (i.e., jk saying “i didn’t love you any less and you know that.” and oc not saying anything and walking away instead) (this shit still kills me today sorry)

8. this was oc’s bf before jungkook aka guy with the dirty nails aka the ex who cursed them out like crazy when oc broke up with him (called them a slut) AND ALMOST made oc delete jungkook’s first ever texts to them bcs they lowkey started believing him. (he makes me mad sorry)

9. heeee wanted to but oc has only tried flying out for the ptd la and vegas shows bc the circumstances before then were different :( they were balancing school and multiple jobs. and we know how hard oc studied. they were so committed 😭 but now they live together and oc has a stable job and everything’s just more flexible overall so going with him overseas when he has work there is easy and not a problem at all 🥺

oh ofccc they’ve been on fancy dates esp that oc loves feeling pretty <3 but someone take me on a fancy date first so i can write about it 🤧

this is the first time someone called the giving up drabble a comfort fic lmaoooo this made my day i love you 😭 i hope i answered your questions and thank you soooo much for reading my works 🥺💕

[vaguely-yandere]

I love yandere girly so much… I just love them being desperate and so cute for their darling <3 is there any… nsfw headcanons you have for them? 👀 with a consent darling if possible… a darling that is feeling hot for them and has a crush on them ykyk

GIRLY YAN <3333333

okay okay i actually do have a few nsfw headcanons and just so everyone knows, girly yan is typically written in high school setting but ONLY for aesthetic purposes, none of my lil tropes are underage nor will they act like it! <3

okay okay first hc is that they love marking you in all ways possible. hickeys, bruises, cuts if ur into that, literally fucking anything. they love more subtle stuff as well, like you wearing their jewelry or makeup or clothes, anything they own, it just makes their heart do funny things and they can't seem to keep their hands off you!

has a thing for somno. not full blown, just some groping (if they're brave enough) and heavy petting but in the AM, in the complete darkness, with you next to then wearing next to nothing, thats when theyre at their most depraved. panting, whining, staring at you with their eyes basically GLOWING in the darkness, rubbing their legs together as they desperately try not to wake you up. it's just too much!! they especially love slowly tracing your body, just feeling your skin underneath their fingertips, watching your chest slowly rise and fall as you breathe, watching you like you are the most interesting thing in the world and their heart is racing, they feel so guilty touching you like this when you aren't awake but they can't help themselves! you're just so pretty! they won't remove clothes below the belt or even touch your sex due to, well, consent but also they just wouldn't be able to handle it!

SOOO INTO PRIMAL PLAY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!! wants nothing more than to fuck you or have you fuck them right after they spent the night hunting down a rival, adrenaline rushing through them, muscles thrumming, feeling like they're too big for their own skin as they desperately fuck you, covering your body with their own and if you two are still near the scene of the crime? they barely last a full minute before they're pitifully whimpering and cumming all over themselves. also ADORES doggy style with them on top so they can cover you with their body and bite your neck like an animal and leave more marks so ppl know your theirs <33 also loves "hunting" you, chasing you through the woods or the house, trying to catch you and breed you <33

speaking of breeding, has a big breeding kink but hates kids. doesn't want em. thinks pregnancy is icky but wants nothing more than to creampie you over and over and over again and watch their cum drip from inside you <3

to stay on brand with my whole submissive yanderes schtick, i will say that they love topping but are insanely submissive for you. service top all the way. loves hearing you tell them how to fuck you, how good they're being, how good they feel and god <33 bend over in front of them and tell them to fuck you until ur tummy bulges from their cum and they'll go fucking insane

call them your wife and they'll cum. you know how a lot of friends will call each other "wife" or "wifey" as a joke? do that to them and they'll spend the entire day squirming in their seats, biting their ring finger, imagining being your pretty little wife! and if you do it over and over again in public, theyll be an absolute mess, hiding their face as they try to control their spasms as you hold them close and say "is everything okay, wifey?"

loves letting you watch them masturbate. loves it. nothing else to add, they're just slutty like that

has the stamina of a GOD. can go for hours on end, all night long! luckily, they're very sweet and give you plenty of breaks and make sure you're enjoying it but even with all the breaks in the world, you're gonna wake up with drool all over your cheek, sore everywhere, your brain absolutely turned into mush and girly yan between your legs, giving you some morning head

also very into anything animalistic which ties into the primal play. scenting you, covering you in the blood of their "rivals", literally anything, they fuckin love it. hard turn off tho? can't get horny if there's an animal in the room or if they hear one. just can't. starts gagging uncontrollably if they try to fight through it while they're cat is meowing outside the door sjsnsjsjdn. a stray bird? fine. a passing squirrel? whatever. but if it stays around for more than ten seconds, it's ruined for them. can't do it. they don't know why it's such an ick for them but it makes they're insides recoil and they end up cuddling you instead <3

[recycledcactus]

Brave Warrior

(Technoblade Poem)

He was born in flames that forced upon him survival. Made from all blood that he had spilled And all the blood that could ever be spilled. With words that he left abandoned on a silent tongue.

He built his name on the cries of bloody orphans And the screams of their dying parents. Swore himself a man that left families in ruin. When they asked why, He let their sobs fall on deaf ears.

His body was like a tapestry Of every blade clashing against a shield, And every arrow Piercing one’s heart. It held a map of all his victories and nations conquered And of his haunting prowess. Though he flaunted his power; He hid, scared and unsure

His veins coursed with the yells Of the hopeful warrior And the brute force of the guiltless barbarian. And the ichor of his godhood still bound him like a prison; Ever a time, a thousand days from now or eternity, He would not be free

On their knees, With the knowledge they’d never see another sunrise, His victims asked him ‘What are you? A god, or a monster?’ And without hesitation or stutter, He would reply ‘What’s the difference?’ For who was he without either?

His hands knew the rough earth Like he was at last home. And hot blood slithered on his skin Like the hopeless prayers of dying sinners. His callouses brushed against the sickle that harvested his crops, And with the same tool, He gutted his foes to insanity. But they still demanded more.

His feet took him across lands Where his name was branded into people’s fears. A threat or a plea? He did not care. He met a man who wore the same shackles as he And fought the same wars he lost his humanity in. When they clawed his minds for blood, They would get it. They would always get it.

Though he’s killed hundreds of men, And his hands have been soaked with broken words, And he swore himself a faithless god, And walked the world with a man as lost as he, Still his followers stayed.

And they whispered in the corners of his immortality ‘Blood for the Blood God’ Like a sacred vow. A hymn just for he. So in return, he promised them ‘Technoblade never dies’

Oh, brave warrior, you did not know That when the sun bowed to the horizon, When the sky lit up in the face of injustice, And when Death opened her arms to them, You would split open the earth And weep:

‘Technoblade never dies’

-poem by @recycledcactus on tumblr

Okay HUGE thanks to @strawberiitea for hyping me up and convincing me to actually write this poem. I haven’t written a poem in two years but I figured I’d try it out again! So thank you wifey <3

Also I’m going to tag some people who might want to read this (I’m sorry if you don’t): @dogin8 @trickszie @phantom-clock @star-of-nobility @emo-and-confused @quinnthe-queer @ur-friendly-neighborhood-rat @rubi-is-here @comfymoth @flick-innit @noorahqar @fiveup