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I'm itching to write a fic about Gotham!Bruce meeting the batfam
I just think it would be hilarious having them dealing with the absolute horror that is little Bruce
#bruce wayne#jason todd#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#just imagine the absolute chaos#i have this mental image of bruce pulling bat-shit insane stunts#and the batfam just watches in horror#steph brown#damian wayne#duke thomas#alfred pennyworth#poor Alfred having to deal with the absolute menace that is child bruce again#he just jumps off a roof without a hesitation#and they all have a heart attack#oh the potential is amazing
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hey so what the actual fuck
edit: that's the link to the video btw^^
#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON#WHAT. *WHAT*#ALSO NOT IT BEING CALLED UNIFICATION LIKE THE FUCKING TNG EPISODE#AKA MY FAV EPISODE OF ALL OF TREK#IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK IM GONNA THROW UP#my posts#st#star trek#tos#spirk#spock#kirk#k/s#the premise#star trek the original series#star trek tos#william shatner#leonard nimoy#star trek generations#765874#765874 unification
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
#jason todd#Bruce Wayne#dick Grayson#Damian Wayne#tim Drake#clark kent#Batman#alfred pennyworth#Bruce: he my little baby#jason: I’m 6’2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted#Bruce: my baby my little son#jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD#jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that#he enjoyed school#most likey hated it when he missed it#and he loves classic literature???#bros a huge nerd#yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruce’s near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops#jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework
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Final Bug Fact:
The world NEEDS bugs. They keep the soil healthy, pollinate, control pests, and contribute to the worlds' ecosystem. By the end of the century, it is estimated 40% of insect species may go extinct due to habitat loss. Yes, that is very scary. But with even one beetle spared, one caterpillar rescued, and one Hollow Knight comic of all things, things will change. Because I know there's a lot more Dewi's out there than most people realize. Stay curious.
Thanks for going on this adventure with me. ♥︎
First || Prev // END... VOLUME 2 is Out.
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Comic Thoughts and Pictures Below!
I wanted to put here how amazing and sweet everyone has been with this comic. I finished a 75 page comic in 3 MONTHS. I am at a loss for words. That sounds crazy and it IS crazy. But man was it fun. Even on days were I wasn't able to draw due to fatigue or business, I loved working on it from start to finish. And guess what!? This is my first ever FINISHED comic :D I'm so proud of myself. I know there's some things I want to change and the art is wonky in most places...... but I'm content to let it be. What an amazing summer adventure!
I'm hoping to post the full comic on another Comic website. I may or may not edit some of the art ^w^ So I'll let y'all know when I release it.
Interested in learning what you could do to help your local insects? This is the basic stuff. Maybe make some Insect Hotels if you have the time!!! And never forget to spread the word about bugs. They need our help just as any animal on earth.
Still Here? Well you can look in the tags for little lore dumps if ur looking for stuff like that ;)
#dewi's adventures in hollow knight#thank you all for supporting this me and this comic. Truly. It means the world.#And we finally get to see Dewi's Dad! He has that iconic scar on his cheek Dewi told Hollow about.#(He got it from a Barbed wire accident as a kid. But he likes to try and convince Dewi it was from a Grizzly Bear)#Conifer almost had a heart attack from the “Map of the World” haha. His wife was beside herself#The bugs were terrified to meet his Dad. But it was kinda inevitable to have the encounter with the Beast if Dewi was in the picture.#So they sent out the only remaining heirs of the Pale King to make a Peace Agreement. It went as chaotic as you can expect.#Quirrel has taken a liking to the bugs outside Hallownest. He finds them very strange and interesting.#Also Hollow does not like the sun very much. It's brightness scares them.#I also like to think Dewi and humans null the effect of the Hallownest Bug's memories being erased when leaving the kingdom.#Makes it more fun ;)#art#my art#Hollow Knight#hollow knight au#Hollow Knight comic#Hollow Knight fanart#hollow knight hornet#the hollow knight#hollow knight ghost#hollow knight quirrel#hollow knight spoilers#hk spoilers#Also my “full name” dropped. I have it in some of my posts but i guess this is a little more known
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According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.
And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.
Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.
So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.
Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.
#the question of 'what do we owe to each other' can be answered simply with 'the dignity of retrieving our remains when we die'#another answer is 'the dignity of thinking about each other fellow humans with similar motivations and feelings'#also 'stopping someones potentially self-destructive behaviors just because theyre rich and want to feel special'#also i feel like humans have been sailing the seas long enough that it should be guaranteed that people will survive sea voyages#im very mad about specifically mediterranean maritime disasters because we have ancient writing saying they made it safe#sailing from Egypt to Greece was so old hat and safe that people legit took the ancient equivalent of cruises back and forth#cleopatra habitually sailed from alexandria to rome with a ton of ships and was fine#Nero tried to have his mother drowned at sea by orchestrating a dramatic shipwreck while she was our sailing AND SHE SURVIVED#and then swam to shore got back to rome and whooped his ass#fuckin pliny the elder tried to evacuate people from pompeii and the surrounding coast villages when vesuvius erupted#and he actually WAS able to rescue people#but he himself had an asthma attack from the fumes which led to a heart attack and he died on the beach#there is legit no excuse for that trawler of migrant refugees to have wrecked#negligence all around#anyway#oceangate
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This is definitely the largest bulk post I’ve ever done,,,,
#mushyrt#svsss#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#bingqiu#why is the image limit on mobile 10 pics???#I couldn’t figure out how to separate all these into 3 different post#posts*#so I decided to get on desktop tumblr to post them together 😭#it’s all mostly my doodle illustrations#I didn’t want to post them with some of my comics since I thought they would break the flow a bit#ALSO POT JIU!!!#POT JIU IS FROM SANADAMUSIO FROM TWITTER#THEY’RE SO CUTE#BUT MY HEART IS DESTROYED FROM READING THEIR COMICS#IT’S SO SAD 😭😭 BUT THE CONCEPT IS FUNNY#I’m gonna have a heart attack from their comics#I want them to be happyyyyyy
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I *need* to get pregnant by him.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Ah yes. The classic MXTX 'trapped in close quarters' scene.#Two guys 1 cm apart. Trying so hard to make this as gay as possible while still saying no homo.#The sheer baby fever in this episode was bonkers. The teasing in this scene is probably the most you can physically feel LWJ shaking#WWX is right that it is very funny to watch LWJ fluster. Alas he is just digging his grave.#All this flirting is also so...so much funnier after the Lan Xichen talk. He *just* told WWX to look after LWJ's gentle heart#And now he's trying to give him repeated heart attacks.#We needed a funny goofs episode after all the emotions these comics have been going through.#Remember that 1 reblog = one prayer for LWJ. Send him strength.
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Themed nights at Sister Margaret's.
#hunting!spider#hunting!spider funsies#spiderman#spideypool#deadpool#u know this is all Emma jean's idea#just some fun sketches#wades first time seeing his bellybutton ring#wade rationing air because hes about to have a heart attack
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Dcxdp Trope twist
Alright, so maybe Danny messed up, but what was he meant to do?
Danny hadn’t expected to see his brother at his negotiation meeting with the Justice League about the Anti Ecto Acts, nor had he expected to see his father. So, when confronted, he had panicked.
“My apologies, I do not know you. Do you mean my beloved? I have taken his shape.”
While that had let him flee at the time, now he was facing the consequences with everyone now believing he was dating or married to himself. Worst of all, his friends and adopted sister played it up when the Justice League showed up to Amity for answers.
Now, he had to sit through several conversations about his relationship with Phantom, and desperately try to avoid anyone finding the truth, all while making sure the Anti Ecto Acts were taken care of.
#dcxdp#assumed pitch pearl#misunderstanding#funny#dc x dp#danny and damian are twins#protective batfamily#Damian did not tell anyone before this about his twin#so Bruce had a heart attack when he saw Phantom#All of the batfamily is interested in the new addition#Bruce is trying to figure out how to give the shovel talk without damaging their relationship with the Infinite Realms#Dick is looking forward to having a new sibling to tease#Damian is…. struggling#Ra’s is going to freak when he hears
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How to care for your scientist - a visual guide
#so at the start of summer my friend was like “so did you ever finish attack on titan?”#and as it turned out I hadn't cause I watched season 1 way back when my english was not good yet and my experience was like wtf is happenin#and then she was like ok we're watching it#and I put my clown make-up and was like ok sure I don't think this will affect me in any major way#what a fool I was#and of course I just had to zero in onto the grumpy x sunshine#hange I love you with all my heart why would you do this to me I'm not ok#so now I'm coping with soft au shit what about it#arguably canon in some aspects ehehehe#let me have this#i think that's enough rambling#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#aot#snk#levihan#levi x hanji#hanji zoe#hange zoe#levi ackerman#aot fanart#snk fanart#attack on titan fanart#violetscanfly
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red is to spider-man as pink is to miles, in that pink is the color of: self-expression, confidence, compassion. if you side with miles, if you want to support his growth, you're going to be in pink
that being said...a pink robe can be removed, and pink hairdye can be washed out
#have LOTS more thoughts to thot around this and all the other colors in the movie but. just gonna leave it as this for now#like. dropping this here mostly bc i thought i lost this on my twitter and nearly had a heart attack lol#atsv color theory masterpost you'll never make it out of the notes app but you'll always be real to me#atsv#spiderverse#miles morales#my writing#<- idk how else to tag it for now lol
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I have literally no clue about what's happening on book 7 with Ruggie but I felt silly
Also
#💙! mah's art#💙! daiggie#she took 1 look at how Ruggie looked and went “you know what maybe Malleus isn't so bad”#/j#in all seriousness i think she'd have a mini heart attack and need to pause for like 2 seconds upon seeing Ruggie with glasses#twisted wonderland#twst#oc x canon#sketch#art#ruggie bucchi#ruggie bucchi x yuu#yuu twst#yuu twisted wonderland#oc twst#oc twisted wonderland#twstjp spoilers
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if they wont talk properly by themselves FINE. TIE THAT MAN UP AND DELIVER HIM TO SQQ'S DOOR THIS INSTANT❗❗‼️‼️💢💢💢💢
from "i need to know why these ppl are like this" to "YOU HOMOS ARE FUCKING USELESS"
#the qqq transmigrator au#scum villian self saving system#svsss#qijiu#yue qingyuan#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#QU BING HARD AT WORK 😍😍#lets not think why qingai has immortal binding cables hahahahahaha#sj has better standing with the pl's in this au bc of the women but no one else but qingmei is patient enough for his qige rants#qb to yqy: with all due respect zhangmen-shixiong u need to get a fawking grip#shroomysocs#pls know qqq is having a heart attack in qb's head rn even if she supports all of this#LETS GO FUJO INTERVENTION YYAAAAHH 😍😍😍😍😍
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BY THE WAY, Hugo The Dog pulled out a nightmare scenario on me and ate an entire half-loaf of homemade raisin bread, which had an EXTREMELY HIGH RATIO OF RAISINS, and for the first time ever I had the experience of inducing vomiting for a dog at home. At like midnight. HE TRIED TO DIE.
this is the face of a dog who tried to fuckin kill himself. he wagged his tail while I forcefed him hydrogen peroxide.
#it was unbelievable. he's fine. knock on wood#it was the scariest shit.#the second I saw what he had stolen off the counter I was having a panic attack so intense my ears were ringing lmao#that hydrogen peroxide thing... that works REALLY well. he barfed. he barfed alright. lost it all#every last raisin.#i felt so bad for how sickies he felt but it's better than the alternative. and he is such a champion. lots of snuggles.#it's not his fault that the bread was delicious. but could he have eaten anything more poisonous? jesus christ. even chocolate.#that would still be better than raisin bread. SO MANY RAISINS IN THERE#sergle.txt#Hugo#my baby really wanted to give everyone a heart attack
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In short- the bugs of Hallownest did not take it well. Lots of screaming about "The end of the world" and "past sins coming back to haunt them". Elderbug almost had his second heart attack and basically every bug, other than the Pale King children and Quirrel, hid for several hours. (Zote likes to claim he was the first to make contact)
As for why Dewi's Dad is in Dirtmouth? Well, he wasn't very happy when his 11 year old son told him about going into a 'mysterious cave' to see his bug friends. Adult supervision and all that.
#Elderbug: “Guess I'll die”#Dewi is a lot less intimidating than his Dad. (Despite both looking like eldrich horrors to bugs) He's very gentle with his movements#Compared to his dad who has no idea how to handle bugs at all and is frankly terrified that they are crawling all over him#But man. Dewi idolizes his Dad so hard#The Old Stag is here and Also almost had a heart attack. But he likes Dewi and was curious enough to meet his Dad. <3 why not at this point#Hollow is not wanting to explain their first meeting with Dewi to his Dad. Despite being possessed by an evil moth she-demon.#hehe I loved drawing these guys. tho this took wayyyyy longer than it should have. Anatomy is HARD#dewi#dewi's adventures in Hollow Knight#my art#ask stuff
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A New Day, A New Loop
Loop first waking up after defeating Siffrin in Two Hats!
I realized that I've been shooting myself in the foot by trying to keep all my art digital. After all, if i do traditional art, I can draw in class heheh.... Anyway! Loop is a little confused...
Also, some Loop AU expression under there! As some extra stuff.
Blep!
#in stars and time#isat#in stars and time siffrin#isat siffrin#isat loop#in stars and time loop#isat fanart#The next thing I am going to draw will either have to do with Isabeau or the eyepatch#Currently I am keeping things light hearted before I attack peoplw with angst#This is a comfort AU after all#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers
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