#and then the fuc king

[lizstiel]

he wasn't even going to say anything!! in the end of time, when he goes back to see rose. he's standing in the dark, off to the side, just watching her. he just wanted to SEE her. he wasn't evne. he wasn't even going to manufacture a scenario where they got to talk, just seeing her was enough!! but like. how many times. how many times did he do that and just never say anything?? (red bicycle when you were 12) how many times did he just. visit. "I think it's time you went home" "yeah" THAT WAS HIS HOME. SHE! THE ESTATE. JACKIE. CHRISTMAS. THAT WAS HOME. HE MADE THAT HOME. after losing his that felt like home for him and he went there to die and to just see her one last time I am--

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[magicdyke]

very excited for aai

[carnation-damnation]

COOL EARRING COOL EARRING COOL EARRING I SEEEEES IT @sonicplushiee your creature ...I love him

[mrghostrat]

fuck yesss i got her Y angles done in a day, and i think the head is totally finished now!!

[guzhufuren]

i have never been happier to trust into a character than i am now seeing Huaien say fuck you to all his asshole father wannabes

[babbyrat-art]

the wettest most pathetic eyes in the known universe

[cokiri]

♣️Clubs♣️

King Shrewd

Queen Desire

And Chade as a Jack

[mlemonnnn]

hooohhh..

[conkers-thecosy]

The Hobbit moved to stand from the edge of the spring and Thorin automatically stepped forward and offered him a hand for balance, concerned he might slip on the wet rocks. Bilbo blinked rapidly in that way he did when he was surprised by something, but took the offered hand despite attempting to very grandly ignore Thorin’s nakedness. Quietly charmed by the dusting of pink on his cheeks as he blushed, he didn’t release Bilbo’s hand immediately.

“Would you like me to come back with you?” Thorin asked, tilting his head and trying not to smile as he attempted to catch Bilbo’s gaze. 

“No no,” said Bilbo quickly, clearing his throat and wriggling his fingers out of Thorin’s grasp. “No, no I should be fine, thank you.”

The Hobbit took a step back and tried to pull the wet shirt away from his body ineffectually. He was now quite red in the face again, and the dwarf found he much preferred this expression than the myriad of shame and sadness and anger he had seen this morning so far.

“You’re sure?” he asked, unable to keep the grin from his face as he moved to step out of the spring.

“No no!” Bilbo squeaked again, flinging his hands over his eyes. “No no no! No, that’s quite alright!”

“No?” Thorin repeated, though not moving this time, slightly emboldened by the muffled chuckles behind him. 

“No!” Bilbo turned on his heel and stumbled a little as he stooped to pick up his waistcoat, then scurried back towards the camp.

“Bye Bilbo!” Bofur called cheerfully after his retreating back, and rather delightfully, Bilbo called back over his shoulder. 

“Bye!"

~ "Poet" - Chapter 2, by Conkers (me!)

[jorvikzelda]

i, chronic migraine sufferer, when i dont have a migraine for a couple days will go. wow i think i am fixed now and will never have a migraine again :) and then i get a migraine and i go >:O however could this happen to me!!! nobody could see this coming!! least of all me!!

[citizenstarlight]

when u get ur period on valentine's day, and ur bestie calls u their bloody valentine....

[pastacrylic]

LOCAL WIZARD DOE FUCKS SHIT UP AND BLEATS CUTELY

[twistedappletree]

look i may not show it often but if there’s one danmei ship other than zhuiling that i’m absolutely feral about, it’s wenzhou

[theood]

Just saw a bad opinion on a job. You shouldn't NEED a """"""good"""""" job to fucking SURVIVE!!!!!! I don't care!!!! Any job someone can get, even if you think it's BASIC work that "doesn't deserve high pay" should be able to pay for that person to afford everything they need. Home, groceries, car and or transport, healthcare, insurances, etc. AND still offer a bit of money for fun or otherwise. Of course """"good"""" jobs should pay more, nobody wants to work a degree dependent job and earn $13.00 but the moment you start saying that "well maybe those minimum wage workers should take a look at reality" you're ignoring that SO many of those people CANNOT access higher education TO magically for sure definitely be offered a better job

[childoftheriver]

Baby