#jesus fucming christ

[jorvikzelda]

i, chronic migraine sufferer, when i dont have a migraine for a couple days will go. wow i think i am fixed now and will never have a migraine again :) and then i get a migraine and i go >:O however could this happen to me!!! nobody could see this coming!! least of all me!!

[miss-misamisa-amane]

please, tell me again how Near is "small child"

oh but mello isn't, is he?

there's a year difference in age. they're both grown ass adults.

[29121996]

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[clock0fmeantime]

mine has two elijahs, sydney and a jedidiah vro 😭😭

Not a confession but I hope that random system with Jedidiah and Elijah fictives is okay idk how you can deal with those two running free in your system but I wish you good luck 🫡 - sincerely, a system with a Jedidiah

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[rueclfer]

as per requested the proof 🥲 and I'm wearing heels so I'm like 5'8 so hey ;)))))

AINT NO FUCKING WAAAAYYYYYYTTYTYYYYYYoh my god youre so hot oh my god jesus fucming christ toke the dress the tattoos holy fucking shit oh my fucking god and FIVE EIGHT jesus fuck shit oh god oh fuck wait i need you oh my god we need to kiss right now please please please pelase please im on my knees

[armandposting]

that post about Armand still being an angry teenager in many ways has been haunting me all fucming morning Jesus christ. the choice of gifs is so much

[savetheghost]

job ramble

yknow my job is like

tricking viewers into believing the things i make defy gravity

like

mounting stuff in picture frames

god i love my job its weird as fuck

maybe my coworkers suck somtimes and it doesnt pay as good as it really honestly should and if it did pay just a living wage id never ever ever think about getting a new job

but holy fuck its weird as shit

just like the absolute insanity of the range of stuff i handle on a daily basis

like legit

stuff i handle can be old as balls

like i am intimately acquainted with how paper ages man and im in charge of making sure it doesnt age as badly as it would unhandled

i get 100 year old newpapers and all those wnat to do is actually turn into dust in your hands

i know how different adhesives and tape will decay over the course of a century

my job is an existential crisis like twice a week and i LOVE it i fucming LOVE my JOB what the FUCK look how BEAUTIFUL THIS SHIT IS their HANDWRITING

every time theres a note left on the backing paper i cut it out and make sure it stays with the art and like with that one ill leave a note saying when and where it got reframed

my initials are all over the goddamn place and with this shit its REALLY likely that itll stick around for a long while

like sometimes i open a piece up and rhe framer befoee me went and left their little note too

god i love my job i love it i recommend it if you can go work in a frame shop just fucking do it

i got to frame a nekkid alucard in the most ostentatious gogantic gothic frame ever and thats how i pay for food

thats my fucking JOB

like legit go work in framing

were dying out

its so hard to find people to do this job cause people dont know its a job in the first place and you get to learn such weird shit about people and the stuff they think is important and i get to frame kids art and beautiful oil paintings and family photos and peoples college degrees and jesus fucking christ i love my stupid fucking job look at THIS

like what the FUCK am i LOOKING AT sometimes

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE SWINGIN SCHOOLGIRLS DOING IN ‘57

[transgender-catboy]

HOLY FUCK

dude this is beautiful 💖‼️

I think we make great dance partners, @transgender-catboy

(It's not perfect, but I hope you enjoy it ^^)

[cringelordofchaos]

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLY I JUST REALIZED JESUS CHRIST IS MENTIONED IN THE TMF COMIC WHICH PROBABLY MEANS CHRISTIANITY ALONG WITH LUNI..ANITY? EXISTS IN THE TMF UNIVERSE ..

WHAG THE FUCM

there are REAL religions in this show WHAT ?

@sobeksewerrat what do we do

[junebluues]

MY MOM LOCKED ME OUT OF THE FUCMING HOUSE JESUS CHRIST

[yourfourthparent]

i need to make a post about how fucking good this fic (Time by Melochromatic on ao3) i'm reading is because holy shit it's so fucjing good. liu kang dancing mention anyone? but also just generally FUCM MAN FYCK FUCK FUCK DUDE OH MY GOD FUCK THE THE THE THE RHEHRJDVDKDHDKDF JESUS CHRIST. sorry

[godza]

LOVE TRIO FOREVER. JESUS FUCMING CHRIST. THIS WAS A GOOD CHAPTER. WAAAA

[29121996]

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[ihavegaysex42069]

well my fucking computer has pretty much decided to break!!!!!! it freezes for like five full minutes at a time, unfreezes for maybe a minute, and immediately freezes again and theres apparently nothing fucking wrong with it!!!! so i might have to buy a new fucking computer that i have no money for!!!!!! when this one isnt even two years old!!!!!!!! im so frustrated im about to fucking scream!

[lunarmessenger]

Ask Glitch???

SOMEONE SENT ME AN ASK AND TUMBLR SUDDENLY DELETED IT WHILE I WAS WRITING SO IF YOU SENT ME AN ASK LIKE TWO-THREE DAYS AGO PLEASE SEND IT AGAIN UGH

I’M SO MAD I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH IT TOO AND I JUST CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS AAAAAAH!

[bakuraryxu]

I joke about my pussy a lot as a way of trying to accept my body and associate the existence of my genitals and body as a whole not as a source of horror and trauma and dissonance but as a fucking lighthearted joke because I am unfortunately stuck with it forever