#jesus fucming christ

[jorvikzelda]

i, chronic migraine sufferer, when i dont have a migraine for a couple days will go. wow i think i am fixed now and will never have a migraine again :) and then i get a migraine and i go >:O however could this happen to me!!! nobody could see this coming!! least of all me!!

[butchdykekondraki]

literally woke up like this

bc the first fuckign thing i heard was caramelldansen and had the fear of god put into me

[miss-misamisa-amane]

please, tell me again how Near is "small child"

oh but mello isn't, is he?

there's a year difference in age. they're both grown ass adults.

[29121996]

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[clock0fmeantime]

mine has two elijahs, sydney and a jedidiah vro 😭😭

Not a confession but I hope that random system with Jedidiah and Elijah fictives is okay idk how you can deal with those two running free in your system but I wish you good luck 🫡 - sincerely, a system with a Jedidiah

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[p33p33p00p00]

oh emmet brickowski we're really into it now

[armandposting]

that post about Armand still being an angry teenager in many ways has been haunting me all fucming morning Jesus christ. the choice of gifs is so much

[savetheghost]

job ramble

yknow my job is like

tricking viewers into believing the things i make defy gravity

like

mounting stuff in picture frames

god i love my job its weird as fuck

maybe my coworkers suck somtimes and it doesnt pay as good as it really honestly should and if it did pay just a living wage id never ever ever think about getting a new job

but holy fuck its weird as shit

just like the absolute insanity of the range of stuff i handle on a daily basis

like legit

stuff i handle can be old as balls

like i am intimately acquainted with how paper ages man and im in charge of making sure it doesnt age as badly as it would unhandled

i get 100 year old newpapers and all those wnat to do is actually turn into dust in your hands

i know how different adhesives and tape will decay over the course of a century

my job is an existential crisis like twice a week and i LOVE it i fucming LOVE my JOB what the FUCK look how BEAUTIFUL THIS SHIT IS their HANDWRITING

every time theres a note left on the backing paper i cut it out and make sure it stays with the art and like with that one ill leave a note saying when and where it got reframed

my initials are all over the goddamn place and with this shit its REALLY likely that itll stick around for a long while

like sometimes i open a piece up and rhe framer befoee me went and left their little note too

god i love my job i love it i recommend it if you can go work in a frame shop just fucking do it

i got to frame a nekkid alucard in the most ostentatious gogantic gothic frame ever and thats how i pay for food

thats my fucking JOB

like legit go work in framing

were dying out

its so hard to find people to do this job cause people dont know its a job in the first place and you get to learn such weird shit about people and the stuff they think is important and i get to frame kids art and beautiful oil paintings and family photos and peoples college degrees and jesus fucking christ i love my stupid fucking job look at THIS

like what the FUCK am i LOOKING AT sometimes

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE SWINGIN SCHOOLGIRLS DOING IN ‘57

[transgender-catboy]

HOLY FUCK

dude this is beautiful 💖‼️

I think we make great dance partners, @transgender-catboy

(It's not perfect, but I hope you enjoy it ^^)

[cringelordofchaos]

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLY I JUST REALIZED JESUS CHRIST IS MENTIONED IN THE TMF COMIC WHICH PROBABLY MEANS CHRISTIANITY ALONG WITH LUNI..ANITY? EXISTS IN THE TMF UNIVERSE ..

WHAG THE FUCM

there are REAL religions in this show WHAT ?

@sobeksewerrat what do we do

[junebluues]

MY MOM LOCKED ME OUT OF THE FUCMING HOUSE JESUS CHRIST

[yourfourthparent]

i need to make a post about how fucking good this fic (Time by Melochromatic on ao3) i'm reading is because holy shit it's so fucjing good. liu kang dancing mention anyone? but also just generally FUCM MAN FYCK FUCK FUCK DUDE OH MY GOD FUCK THE THE THE THE RHEHRJDVDKDHDKDF JESUS CHRIST. sorry

[bingoboingobongo]

my kaleidoscope thoughts/review

(spoilers under the cut. also im still shocked so this shit makes no sense)

holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT WHAT TJE FYCK HOLY SHJT OHMFG HOLY SHIT KALEIDOSCOPE IS A FUCKING PRODIGY WHAT THE FYCK THAG SHIT ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY WTF WTF WTF HELP OMFG IM IN SHOCK I XANT WHAY BELP MDNSJSJJS NO FUCKING WAY THAY WAS FUCKING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK NUGGETS SHIT BALLS LOLOLAPOOLAZA WAS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IK IN AWE GIANCARLO ESPOSITIO SERVES AS DUCKING ALWAYS GOLY MOLY BAJJSJSJS SOMEONE CALL TJE FUCMING COPS WHAT OMG I NEED TI BREATHE WHAT?????? EBVRLEPQICOJSJSJD

holy shit okay so um Jesus Christ I'm fucking fahahsh that was easily the best experience I've ever had omg that's giving money heist a run for their money holy crap okay um

alright so ngl when i heard the concept of showing episodes in random order I was hyped and i wanted it to be hype but tbh i kinda expected it to be ass and omfg damn this show was so good wtf. that being said, the episodes in random order didn't exactly have much impact on the story but it was a fun idea and i liked it in the end. at first i was worried, especially when i got to the after the heist episodes (which showed right before the white episode for me) bc in my mind i was like okay but like ik the outcome so like what's the point but damn was i wrong bc oml the twists Jesus Christ that shit had me in a damn pretzel.

alright so like my thought process. So i saw the pink episode right before the white one, and first can I just say that even tho i didn't like bob im glad he got to see his pink sand beaches even tho it was technically blood but whatever. anyways omfg tho did judy ditch Stan? I think so idek anyways that's irrelevant rn. okay so i was literally devastated when ava died i love her but also it definitely wasn't as bad as money heist so I'll live. BHT OMFG LEO'S DEATH BRUH I THOUGHT RJ KILLED HIM BUT IT WAS SALAS' SON BRAD?????? WTF THAT SHIT CAME OUT SO OUT OF LEFT FIEKD OMG JSHSJSJS

like i saw the shirt and i was like hmm that's kinda a nerdy shirt it seems like something rj might wear. AND THEN IT WAS BRAD TJE SON WEARING IT IN THE WHITE EPISODE. AND THEN RJ FUCKING DIED AND THEN IT WAS JUDY THAT FUCKING KILLED HIM BUT THEN SHE SORTA KILLED BOB LIKE WHAT THE FUCK OMG MY BRAIN MY JAW WAS LIKE GONE LIKE OMGJSSJJSJS

like ngl in the beginning I wasn't vibing with judy but then she killed rj and i really wasn't vibing BUT THEN SHE KILLED BOB AND MAYBE I WAS VIBING????

omfg and THEN HANNAH CAME IN AND HIT CARLOS AND THEN TOOK ALL THE MONEY LIKE WHAT JSJSJS AND LIKE IK ITS FIR THE BEST BECAUSE THE CREW PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN KILLED BY THE TRIPLETS IF SHE DIDN'T BUT GAWD DAMN LIKE I WAS LOW-KEY HIGHKEY SAD LIKE TF

OMG AND THE FUCKING FEDEX GUY BRUHHSHAJS AND HER SISTER BRJSJSJS IM LITERALLY NSJSJSJSN WHAT

also her hair and her black suit in that one outfit remind me of natasha Romanoff so bad omfg

KSJSJJSJS AND THEN BOB USED THE PEN HE STOLE TO SAVE HIMSELF BITCH THIS SHIT WAS LIKE TWNETY BAZILLION CHEKHOV'S GUNS

IT WAS CHEKHOV'S FUCKING GUN RANGE TF LIKE OMG IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE SHOUT OUT TO ERIC GARCIA OR ERIC GARZA MAN I DONT REMEMBER TOJR LASY NAME BUT THIS SHIT SLAPPED GOD DAWM EXPECTATION FUCKING EXCEEDED BEHWJAJSJJSJSJSJS

holy shit holy shit AND WHEN THE FUCKING MACAU AD WENT OFF DAMN KUDOS TO AVA BC I WOJLD HAVE BURST OJT LAUGHING JESUS CHRISR TNO IT WAS SO GOOD

ngl tho idek if it actually randomizes the order u watch it in i started out with the jail episode with stan and ray tho so idk tell me if u guys get anything different

[29121996]

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[godza]

LOVE TRIO FOREVER. JESUS FUCMING CHRIST. THIS WAS A GOOD CHAPTER. WAAAA

[incomprehensiblebi]

h

what a horrible person i am, typing and posting all this shit while in a call with friends

i cant bring myself to be negative, to be sad, fuckinf whatever because i feel like the instant i leave every single fucking person will be like "that guys fucking pathetic jesus christ they expect us to baby and comfort them or something like fuck off" i just feel so fucming guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty

i promise and i promise to do so many things and to engage in so many other peoples interests and then i do fuckinf nothing because of a million different reasons (read: excuses) and i feel so fucking horrible because whatever i say i'll experience is always the number one topic of discussion

in the one percent chance i can fucking do anything, the conversation makes me feel alive, like i was always meant to be with the people im around, just due to the fact that i looked at something that someone else wanted me to look at

BUT ANY OTHER FUCKING TIME I FEEL SO FUCKING HORRIBLE THAT I HAVEN'T DONE WHAT I SAID I'D DO AS FAST AND AS THOROUGHLY AS MY SELF-IMPOSED DEADLINES DEMAND OF ME I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY NOTHING TO ADD AND IF I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD THEN *I* AM NOTHING, AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE FRIENDS WITH NOTHING THEREFORE IN ONE NIGHT I FEEL LIKE I'VE LOST ANY CHANCE OF KNOWING PEOPLE OR OF CONNECTING WITH THEM ON ANY FUCKING LEVEL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

AND I NEVER EXPECT ANYTHING OF ANYONE I NEVER SHARE ANY PART OF MYSELF I HAVE NO PARTS TO SHARE I ONLY ABSORB AND REFLECT I NEVER EXPECT TO BE CARED ABOUT, TO BE CARED FOR, IM PERFECTLY PERFECT BEING THE SMILE, JOKE, ANALYSIS, REACTION, GAMER, THEATRE GUY I DONT HAVE TO BE ANYTHING ELSE AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE ANYTHING ELSE

AND THAT GUY IS NEVER SAD, NEVER FEELS BAD, NEVER DOUBTS HERSELF, NEVER MAKES OTHER PEOPLE FEEL BAD, NEVER HATES HIMSELF, NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER ANYTHING BUT A POSITIVE SPIRIT THAT HAS NO EMOTIONS OF THEIR OWN

I AM NO ONE, I AM NO "ONE", ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LIFT OTHERS UP AND PUT SMILES ON FACES AND SHARE SHINING THOUGHTS THAT WILL OUTLIVE MY HAPPINESS

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