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My dad is the type of person who would say honey on toast is too bland so they've responded with:
#it's all my dad's fault#actually it's still Sophia's fault#sophia likes chili as well so she would love this#sophia would ring up the honey company and argue that their honey isn't flavoursome enough#and then bill them for her time#sophia is 100% the type to write letters or emails with her feedback/criticism/unsolicited advice#but in her mind it's solicited#I'm getting this for my dad for Christmas#I'll buy it this week and wrap it and then next tuesday bring it to my parents house and put it under the tree#make my dad go crazy just wondering what the hell I've bought for him#but he supermarket shops himself so he would've seen it already#still#it's a good idea#i don't know what to get him besides a tattslotto ticket
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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)
Percy, listening to this on the train
#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE#this is what it’s like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasn’t#but they don’t know they weren’t#so you’re like um hey that’s fucked up and sometimes a crime?#you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they don’t believe you#you can hear the therapy bill racking up#annabeth chase#Percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#mine#adding on to my tags because some people are debating if that’s how love works#love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows#whereas how Annabeth says it#in my opinion at least#she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it#like with her mother#she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her#vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter#that being said I’m not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns#more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percy’s perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships
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can anyone explain to me at what point rose tyler was "unbelievably stupid". was it when she was inventing transdimensional travel
#what about her makes you think she's stupid. answer quickly#the whole POINT of the rtd companions - yes all of them - is that any ordinary person can shine when given the chance to#and when someone believes in them.#even besides that there is no point before during or after rose's time on the show when she is shown to be stupid.#she doesn't have like. the doctor's vast universal knowledge sure#but the point is that she's smarter than him in other ways! they balance each other out which is why they're such a good team#like the london eye scene in the very first episode for example.#that is aaaaall about how the doctor misses very simple things and needs someone with him who doesn't#all the best companions have a moment like this. thinking about when bill realizes the mother-son thing in knock knock#anyway. i'm ranting sorry. this post just really pissed me off#imagine missing the point so completely#and being so classist that you can't comprehend that dropping out of school is not a symbol of lack of intelligence#rose tyler#doctor who#delia.txt
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The first Christmas after the divorce.
#starkid#hatchetfield#paul matthews#bill woodward#alice woodward#bill/paul#no idea what their ship name is#but I do go insane thinking about them from time to time#my alice design is in no way solidified btw#but she thinks her uncle Paul is super cool :]
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#im lazy as hell#4 boxes in i lost my mind hahaha#megastar#im rewatching g1#ill draw better latee trust me#i just need to learn how to draw#hes supposed to be kissing the gun i uhhhh couldnt portray that so take my word for it#maccadam#transformers#anyways how yall nerds doing? i found my megatron figurine that survived getting ran over by a car. hes on my desk now.#anyways on the topic of g1 WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO????#you ever see some shit like damn i hope you two die together#they give me secondhand cringe. head in hands i cant be near these deranged mfs#5 years ago ppl tried to pressure me away from this ship lmao#megatron#starscream#dawg im being ran through by my workload.#wanna hear another very real problem i have? so im a starscream fan since i was like 7. always a ss fan#and one time when i was a teen my mom accidentally ran over my megatron toy with her car so i begged my parents for a model kit#ss was out of stock for years so i got tc. i bought that for $24 and it was all chill#recently i was thinking i want the entire dumbass squad. all 3. i checked the price#$58??? MINIMUM???? AVG PRICE IS 70???? for HIM???#so what i need yall to do is i need a recs so i can infiltrate hasbro and character assassinate ss so bad the merch price drops back to $30#for the small cost of 20 rec letters i promise to destroy the franchise. how about it? then we can all get merch for better prices. cool!#or we can start a gofund me and raise millions so i can become an investor and tell them to lower prices from outside the club#maybe i should email the board. some shit like hey i was planning on having kids but i cant if the toys cost as much as the hospital bill#can you lower the prices so i can buy my future kids toys so i can indoctrinate them like my dad indoctrinated me to become a lifelong fan#sincerely. two generations of TF fans (your franchise isnt that old yet and i hope my kids can afford to be the third gen)
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Firmly believe that if Ford had joined the Henchmaniacs, he and Pyronica would’ve instantly become besties. Ford finds out she’s a quantum physics genius who burned her city to the ground when she didn’t receive the proper appreciation she so rightfully deserved and is like “oh she’s just like me fr.” They would’ve been a “two queens maximizing their joint slay” dynamic for the ages.
#gravity falls#stanford pines#pyronica#ford tells her about how rudolph should’ve burned santa’s workshop to the ground and she’s like ‘where have you been all my life’#i am weirdly invested in this but ford’s flaws are my very favorite and the similarities here are great#as a lifelong champion for women’s wrongs pyronica is my kinda gal#and imagining dark side!ford is so much fun#i mean- the amount of crimes he committed during his dimensional escapades amused me#esp how he managed to make excuses for them#not sure how counting cards on lottocron 9 was part of his ‘noble’ goals but whatever#god I love hypocritical characters they’re endlessly amusing#tbob#the book of bill#the only woman who could keep him in check fr cause the minute he says something misogynistic she burns his ass to a crisp#god i can imagine how it would go down: ford saying soemthig shitty and pyronica’s like ‘I’m women actually’ and ford going ‘lol get real’#and then he’s just…vaporized#i can’t get swept away by this…i do not have the time to write it
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trying to enjoy my silly little time traveling sci-fi show while clara and the doctor say the most devastating things to and about each other every other episode like my god
If the Doctor is still the Doctor, he will have my back.
Clara, I'm not your boyfriend. // I never thought you were. // I never said it was your mistake.
Please, just...Just see me.
Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
Clara, I'm terribly sorry, but I'm exactly what you deserve.
There was one other man. But it would've never worked out. He was impossible.
When do I not see you?
Die with whoever comes after me, you do not leave me.
I don't care about your rules, or your bloody survivor's guilt. If you love me in any way, you'll come back.
Immortality isn't living forever, that's not what it feels like. Immortality is everybody else dying. She might meet someone she can't bear to lose. That happens, I believe.
I let Clara Oswald get inside my head, trust me, she doesn't leave.
Longest month of my life. // It could only have been five minutes. // I'll be the judge of time.
I will die, and no one else here or anywhere will suffer. // What about me?
Everything you're about to say, I already know. don't do it now, we've already had enough bad timing.
Don't run. Stay with me.
I was lost a long time ago, she was saving you.
If you think because she is dead I'm weak, then you understand very little. If you were any part of killing her and you're not afraid, then you understand nothing at all.
The day you lose someone isn't the worst...it's all the days they stay dead.
I'd know you anywhere.
What were you bargaining for? // What do you think? You.
If she says so.
I had a duty of care.
People like me and you, we should say things to one another.
Look how far I went, for fear of losing you.
You said "memories become stories when we forget them." Maybe some of them become songs.
hand in unlovable hand
#also of course any iteration of 'my clara'#or that line in before the flood where bennett is like 'youre just doing this to save clara' and the doctor is like 'yeah? and?'#like even w/ 11 we start to see just how far the doctor will go for her but 12 really drops the pretense that he cares about anyone but her#just finished a rewatch of Clara's episodes and feeling the entire spectrum of human emotion about them#may I one day experience a love half as insane as theirs#clara jumping into his time stream means they have 900+ years of inextricably linked history whether they know it or not like....#yeah i'd be unhinged about you too#everyone say 'thank you missy' for bringing these two together and nearly causing the destruction of the universe#doctor who#clara oswald#doctorclara#I'm not ready to start Bill's episodes what happens to her makes me physically ill#twelveclara
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charlie and mike used to playfight a lot and it didnt stop after charlie got braces but they totally got caught on things a bunch. Mike dragging his feet to get his dad like "yeah.... Charlie got her teeth stuck on the couch again.... help.."
#when mike hits puberty and gets a lot stonger very fast he acidentally hurts her a couple times but its chill theyre good#shes definatly also done that to him too#i love them theyre so adorable they were so close you guys you dont get it...#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#charlie emily#almost tagged charlie afton there (she wishes bill was her dad so)#william afton#yelling about the bear
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this is completely random but like, is it me or nearly all the weird eccentric and goofy but also threatening type characters i see in media are usually men or generally masc
If I had to guess it's because women in media tend to mostly be shoved into specific "woman role" boxes (i.e. mom, sister, victim, love interest), on account of the Misogyny. so characters that are zany, wacky, and eccentric with vague threatening auras just end up being men/masc characters because putting a Woman in that role is just Unheard Of
That is unless the woman is goofy yet threatening because she's lovesick over some guy, of course . or there's already an existing wacky male character and an alternate "female version" is introduced either as a joke or to be a love interest for him
#i'm genuinely trying to think of like. a Bill Cipher-esque character that is fem. and having a hard time#i can think of several male/masc characters (and one he/they) but not. any she/her characters with that sort of vibe#man. both dr secret bosses have been masc. do you think we'll get a secret boss like them who's fem ? i hope so#hmrnm.something's gonna come to me the minute i hit post i feel it. but right now my brain is just empty#well regardless. i can't pretend i'm innocent here hkjhklsjhg. my current self-made blorbo is this sort of eccentric + silly#yet threatening type. and he is also in fact A Guy#so i dunno. just how it be ig#ask
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LET ME EXPLAIN! I started the playlist because I noticed a lot of songs used cannibalism in regards to love and relationships, and I wanted to collect the songs so I could analyze why!!! Its not weird guys I SWEAR ITS FOR RESEARCH
#personal post#gravity falls#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#did I ever make an essay analysing the playlist and what it means on a greater sociatal standpoint… no-#every time I tell people I have a playlist about cannibalism they get weirded out BUT ITS NOT LIKE THAT#Anyway.#I do have a playlist I use to torture people however#it’s literally named ‘I’m Evil’#and it’s 28 videos (2 hours long) of every iteration of Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas I could find#from the MCR mashup to the Toad singing version to the off key version to she fell of her skates and the ambulance had to be called#the funniest part is my friends can’t make it through 5 songs but I made it through all of them without problems because I find it so funny#I will literally be laughing my ass off every song#people don’t appreciate THE ARTS anymore 😤😤😤#anyway… that playlist is probably a bill thing to do…
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So I just watched the new Helluva episode (the Specter Diddlers)
Most of the "fuck" humor just made me roll my eyes at worst, and I could sit through it at best. The focus on Millie was the sole reason I decided to check it out and I loved that she got to be badass and have new lore to her. Her and Blitz had notable chemistry (platonically speaking, though I've seen some people start considering the ship after this). I don't think I could add anything new to the already existing discussion, but I'll just say this:
Ronaldo's existence is... incredibly confusing. What kind of demon is he? How did he get to Earth? Sinner overlords are the ones that can be insanely powerful, see also: Alastor, but even he is confined to Hell. Succubi and some imps (like Barbie) can be registered as working on Earth, but they don't seem to have any special powers outside of seduction in the former's case. Aquatic hellborn demons exist, like Crimson's mafia or Glitz and Glam, but they also don't have powers. Let alone ones this showy. I mean, the one other time we've seen demonic possession was in Truth Seekers (iirc) done by Stolas, who is a Goetia, which this dude also isn't... so what is he and what was he doing up top?
(Though since he was also killed at the end, he had to have been a hellborn, as sinners can only die from angelic weapons...)
#helluva critical#helluva boss critical#not a confession#(well. just mine)#I'm tired of the Blitz pity parties as much as the next guy and we've seen his insecurities and trauma be broken down so so many times#like sure dude. we get it#the Ronaldo torture part where he watched it all flash by with tears streaming down his face felt particularly gratuitous#and Wattpad fanfiction-y (if I'm still allowed to use such terms)#but yeah the burning mother scene did go kinda hard#with the dead past Millies... I like it when shows do that. line up all the different possibilities slash bad endings#remember those pages in The Book Of Bill?#anyway I'm also confused as to why Loona will just oblige with Blitz's random bullshit to her own detriment now when previously she's had#no problem kicking him hard in the balls for so much as mildly upsetting her#but I've missed a few eps so who'm I to assume#I guess it could be because he's that down in the dumps but it's not even like he was WATCHING her burn them
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Did Eleven ever tell Amy and Rory’s parents that they’re alive in the past? Or did they just go missing a few weeks after a third of the human population had heart attacks?
#updates from cipher#I was thinking about Bill as well. Was her foster mom just waiting for her to come home and she never did?#doctor who#I should write a fic. Eleven rings Brian Williams doorbell and avoids eye contact as he tells him that his son is still alive#but that he’ll never see him again. and he died in his 80s in the 1990s or smth#and the doctor can’t save them because of the paradox thr weeping angels created#god 10 and Martha would have been so close to Amy and Rory during Daleks in Manhattan as well#In a version of events where like. 12 holds off regeneration long enough at the end of TUAT to go tell Bill’s mom that she’s dead*#before he regenerates he’s like. I have to tell her before I regenerate I can’t put this off and do it in a new body#bc imagine if like a companion died while travelling#and the doctor goes to tell their family who they met a few times#but they’re so upset about the companion dying they weren’t able to face the companion’s family for a looong time#not until after they regenerated and the family is horrified to see this stranger has a new BODY and their child is dead#and the doctor not doing it immediately would indicate just how guilty they feel
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luke being mean to these babies i’ll kill him
#jj and kiara as half siblings#larissa had jj with luke and kiara with another man#luke obviously feels some time of way about this especially after larissa left him with not one but two mouths to feed#and one of them ain’t even his so he’s extra mad#thinking of jj protecting his baby sister from luke#feeding her when there’s no food in the house cause luke spent his check on drugs instead of groceries#walking her to school before he gets his dirtbike even though kook academy is a good distance away from his school#comforting her when the lights go out cause luke spent the money for the light bill on beers#telling her to stay at the chateau while he’s out doing hoodrat shit with his friends#when she gets older she of course wants to tag along with 'the pogues’ which leads to many arguments#they either end with her crying and pope and john b telling him to let her tag along or him telling her to go home#when jj’s arrested he tells her to spend the night at the heywards’#bailey bass as kiara carrera#thinking thoughts💭
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speaking of doylist explanations, i do tend to default to one on the question of why missy has a(n interrupted) redemption arc when the other versions of her don't, which is definitely down to the fact that all the new who showrunners seem to go with the view that master as a character exists to be a dark mirror of the doctor, and moffat's the one who doesn't view the doctor as fundamentally good but as someone who has to continually choose to not be terrible. so if the doctor can choose to be bad then by extension it must be true that the master could choose to be good. it's like poetry, it rhymes!
#also:#missy's plan to kill bill to get rid of the monks *would* work but the doctor doesn't consider it an option because it's a bad choice.#but oh there must have been a moment where he made the choice to not make that choice (if you see what i mean)#no wonder missy in the vault wants to make a big deal of the fact that not every choice *can* be rejected. it's hard for her! 😭#all 3 showrunners know the doctor will do worse things when they're emotionally vulnerable but moffat i think takes it further?#as in rtd's doctor doing something bad cos he's sad is not *good* or admirable but it's treated as pretty much inevitable. sympathetic?#whereas moff!who is several times very concerned with the fact that a sad doctor is dangerous to everyone around them#because now the good choices have become harder to make and to stick to.#anyway this is probably obvious to everyone but i wanted to type it all out for my own reasons.#i fucking love missy 😭#but she's only morally ambiguous because she needs to match a doctor who was not just somehow born as an inherently good person.#dw#this is also why doctor/master is my fave pairing *now* but i didn't make that leap until missy showed up and all this stuff was centered.#omg what if the hero and the villain swapped places?? or at least wanted to?? and also they kissed each other on the mouth??? 😭😍
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I think there's something very terrifyingly charming about Hivemind being very… passionate about obedience. After all, without conformity, unity, deference, a hive would hardly operate in the way it truly needs to. I do think he takes this perspective beyond his hives, though, and into the wider world of Zoraxis and his fellow employees, for better or worse…
Insubordination… frustrates him. Hivemind doesn't believe he could bring himself to hate any of his coworkers, per say, but it gets underneath his skin when they don't just… follow orders as they're given. Unknowingly, others can find him in a rare state of uncharacteristic sternness when anyone disobeys or shrugs off an order from him. Intense staring, ominous looming, his usually chipper voice strained with annoyance.
Are they sure? Mm… It would just be so much nicer if they did this one little favor for him. Hivemind is patient, sure. But not to a fault. There's no room for 'bee' in disobedience.
On the flip side, though, he's more than happy to encourage and enforce the positive behaviors of his coworkers… Treat training and praise are some of his favorite tools, and while some operatives are more susceptible than others, his 'friendly' demeanor earns him a pretty good reputation with the others. It turns into a bit of a feedback loop.
After all, who wouldn't want to do a brief little favor or two in exchange for one of his crowd pleasing honey cupcakes? And he always has just the nicest things to say about your performance each time… You're so smart. Or so strong. So cunning and helpful. What unbeelievably marvelous coworkers he has. 😊.
#ieytd#hivemind#headcanons#i guess?#hivemind to me is like. a ripe canvas for a Guy who is So unnerving#i hear some people think that zor doesn't care abt them beyond their technology. i think the exact opposite is true.#zor does need his tech true. but they also need an enforcer#and while fabby fits the bill she also devotes her time to all the work she gets assigned#the two of them will weaponize mind control to its fullest potential one day... but for now they're thinking smaller. more manageable.#their staff will do nicely for now
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Love a good friend cosplay, me and my friend went as dipper and mabel and it was a blast
#constantly being able to go 'thanks! my friends mabel :DD' and pointing towards her and her handmade waddles as a response to compliments#also!!! we met another mabel and dipper who were rly sweet as well and thr mabel made the literal light up sweater and a handmade journal#and one of them hsd the time travel thingy??? incredible#also another pair literally sitting at a crafting station was pure art#love how the mabels all reflected their cosplayers so well incredible#also s/o to the guy who saw us like. 5 minutes after getting ready gave us a compliment quoted bill on us and left. delightful#also me and another dipper nodding at each other and him then coming up to me to talk to me#also the amlunt of artists complimenting us was rly sweet :))#anyways do recommend partner (or group i suppose) cosplaying is like double the fun than it already is alone#me and 2 other friends were already dreaming of doing witch hat atelier cosplays next year
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