#and the side plot is KILLING me
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12am-motivation · 2 months ago
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me after reading ep 10
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constelationprize · 9 months ago
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Thinking many many thoughts about how Jean was Riko's partner for a YEAR and was still rooming with Goon #3. Because that was how unwilling Riko was to let go of Kevin. And how that implies that Jean was placed as his partner both because of the practicality of Kevin being gone AND as a punishment for letting him go in the first place. Being partners with Jean could actually slow Riko down depending on how often he's hurt (because I don't think Riko was all that exempt from the rules to the point where his partner's performance would completely not matter) and he was still placed there. Riko was just THAT angry at him over Kevin's escape. And all the while he was keeping Kevin's side of room like an altar, even back when he didn't even think Kevin could PLAY, because of an injury he caused.
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xxplastic-cubexx · 27 days ago
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im forcing you all to look shady-car-salesman erik
[What If Magneto Had Formed The X-Men With Professor X?]
#snap chats#DUDE WHAT IS THAT. I SCREAMED#also before any of you go read this dont it's so nothing. the title LIED it's the most nothing story ive read so far#thankfully this is only a one shot but man. i shouldve listened in that This Is Isn't Worth It#this is literally the only time erik's in the whole thing too btw bar a prologue recapping what happens in the og timeline#im so deadass like he also shows up in some bg shots but thats literally it he says nothing else beyond this page#'what if magneto formed the xmen with charles' god yeah what if. i sure wouldve loved to read that.#'what if they formed the xmen' genuinely yeah how did they do that. can we see that PLEASE.#the only perceivable difference is that erik lives at the x mansion and Probably isnt terrorizing people. and has this god forsaken look#i rescind my statement he's terrorizing ME with that beard and. //gestures everywhere else//#he looks like he's going to try to scam me into buying a shitty ferrari i cant ill take the viking beard just not this#also i think gaby and erik are just. inexplicably married????? they never cover that ???? thats just a thing to vaguely acknowledge#they dont even say it there's a book that's credited as 'erik magnus lehnsherr' and 'gabrielle haller lensherr' like ok. what.#they dont even properly tell us why eriks here or like. how erik and charles find the xmen. or why gaby's here vjeALKJEK#LIKE COOL HI GABS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE she's a mutant now. forgot about that. ???????????????#the weird plot did distract me from. Whatever This Is but now im focusing on it again and im dying#i think what's really killing me is the earrings like oh my god. wow ok. wow...... terrible choice !#if i squint i can imagine the ponytail's gone from his side profile and it's a lil better but ...... jljalKjalJA#anyway i said id read every xmen comic and. regretting some choices but we ball#for now im gonna go wind down ... maybe doodle a bit who's to say ..
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wwillywonka · 3 months ago
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SO!!! I FINALLY STARTED KILLING TIME AND UUUHH!!!! UUUUUUUHHHH!!!
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the-lonely-human · 1 month ago
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I love Sonic games cause nobody has any clue wtf is happening half the time.
They are all just doing their own thing when they all randomly meet up, each knowing about 2% of the plot, and then the worlds ending and Eggman is up to his shit again, time to beat him with the power of friendship woohoo!
#talking specifically about the adventure games up to 06#everyone has their own side plot that have nothing to do with the main plot until suddenly it does#for example sa1. sonic sees a funky guy and beats him up then gets jumped by everybody then hes fighting a god#big is literally just there#in sa2 sonic for once knows somehwat of whats happening for once#knuckles on the other hand is just trying to find the emerald shards and ends up in space#poor guy had no clue what was happening#in heroes the main three are the only ones who kinda know what’s happening#everyone is off doing their own shit and beating each other up for literally no reason#in 06 sonic is so out of the loop#hes just trying to save elise when he gets jumped by a random guy who can throw shit with his mind and insists hes going to end the world#then he gets stabbed and has to fight the god of time#i love it so much#none of these fuckers can communicate#stuff just happens around them and its an average tuesday#dont even get me started on shadow the hedgehog#nobody had a singke fucjing clue what was happening outside of shadow#theres aliens coming down killing people and shadows having existential crisis while sonic over here at max energy goofing off#idek why knuckles is there but hes there for some reason#the chaotix are just around doing whatever is it they do#its so chaotic#nobody can communicate and they are all running in separate directions that somehow lead to the same place#its so great#peak storytelling 10/10 sega bring this back#i crave the absolutely convoluted plots where I dont know what’s happening and niether does anyone else#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sa2#sonic 06#shadow the hedgehog
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theprincessandthepie · 3 months ago
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replaying dragon age inquisition is just an exercise in “the rebel mages would not fucking do that”
#da#my posts#specifically the hostile ones hanging out in the hinterlands for no good reason.#at least they gave the crazy hostile templars a motivation. a really weak one but still. At least they have a goal.#‘kill at mages. don’t gaf about anyone else’ ok. fine.#‘kill everyone you see for some reason. we need to steal their belongings I guess????’ insane. what the hell.#the could have at least done some blood magic about it. it would have been a boring repeat of da2 themes but at least there would be themes?#it’s just so STUPID. especially coming off of a fresh da2 playthrough.#like there’s some dumb stuff in da2 to give you an excuse to fight both mages and templars as generic npcs don’t get me wrong.#but not this much. and unlike da2 you and your companions comment on it as if it makes any sort of sense lol#also I hate that they decided that the chantry explosion killed a bunch of people (which is not supported at all by either the environments#or dialogue of da2 btw. the game is mainly concerned about anders murdering elthina not randos lol)#but that will come in later.#anyway. every note I find in the game from the mages is so insane. just found the area where the templars burned down a house with mages#locked inside. but because both sides have to be bad for dai plot reasons#the mages killed the peasants that lived in the house for damn reason lmao. AFTER robbing them on the road earlier.#insane choices from the writing team on this one.#what were you trying to SAYYYY#like I’m ok with the mages being a bit brutal. that happens in war. but there’s like. reasons? usually?#like as much as orsino turning himself into a flesh beast is insane and weird both-sides-ism plot device.#at least they tried to give him a reason (even if it didn’t make sense in the context of hawke and co absolutely destroying the templars he#was so convinced were going to kill them all)#the hinterlands mages genuinely have no reason to attack random passersby.#ESPECIALLY SINCE IM PLAYING A MAGE.#like?????? hello I am one of you. how the hell do you even know I’m not one of the rebels.#sorry anyway I’m upsetti spaghetti.
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mermaidsirennikita · 8 months ago
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His Valet is, thus far, deliciously hot, angsty, and hilarious (which is really what SM LaViolette books consistently give me). About a third in, and we’ve had:
—our hero getting CONSTANTLY hard during his valet’s Very Necessary bath massages and towel drying (of the ass, between the legs, so on)
—being like “Am I bi? Who knows. That’s a problem for Tomorrow Me”
—(he’s definitely bi but his valet is also secretly a woman…? She uses she/her pronouns and is definitely AFAB but honestly I get genderfluid/generally non-binary vibes)
—she’s like “I am DESPERATE for this man’s dick” and does the logical thing which is to set up a secret masked (and bewigged) rendezvous at a brothel
—during which she realizes that oh! Actually taking a dick is in fact kind of different and more ouch than all the sex she’s had with women!
—and AFTER which she runs home and puts her valet disguise back on to get back to accidentally-on-purpose giving this man confusing boners, knowing he was WITHIN HER like HALF AN HOUR AGO
—her time management? Impeccable
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spacedlexi · 2 years ago
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thinking about clem vi and minnie
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#cant stop thinking about them....the Drama of it all.....the Gay Drama of it all#SORRYYY but like.... vi and minnie only ending their relationship bc vi thought minnie died and couldnt save her and blamed herself.....#vi finding out minnie was traded off by marlon and did not actually die#and finding out shes working for the enemy and vi has to accept the fact that the Real minnie is gone#the way minnie basically called vi a coward implying there mightve been some tension in their relationship(right after re-meeting after 1yr#the weird tension and mental battle between clem and minnie bc they are like 2 sides of the same coin#(and clem is dating her ex and taking her family)#vi reassuring clem that none of this changes her feelings for her and will go to battle against minnie for their friends#vi either getting kidnapped by the delta (bc clem doesnt save her) and brainwashed by minnie to act against her friends and fight clem#vs her saving clem from minnie by shooting her with her own crossbow with no hesitation other than a plead to stop (still makes me scream)#vi not being able to leave minnie alone and injured#brainwashed vi getting blinded in the explosion#ep 4 minnie not hesitating to try to kill vi for tenn#clem and minnie fighting to the Death#minnie being the reason clem gets bit..one last fuck you#vi having to leave clem on the other side of the fence leading to clem getting bit#s4 didnt have to give us one of the gayest drama-iest side plots in a game but it did and i still cant get over it#hehe hehe hehe :) :) :) infested with brain worms#thank u twdg s4 for existing i love u#need to draw more clem/vi/minnie tension#and also clem and minnie fighting i love when they fight#started replaying s4 but im taking it sooooooo sllooowwwlllyy i cant wait to get to ep3 this shit was written specifically for me#it speaks#twdg
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moongazeonastarfillednight · 6 months ago
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I don't usually say this kind of stuff but goddamn Tobias Menzies in Manhunt was... woof... yeah I was watching for the plot...
Hello sir... did you need to use that voice? Sir? Excuse me, sir?
I'm convinced he knew exactly what he was doing 😩
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iant0jones · 4 months ago
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I’ve never been a huuuge Beetlejuice girlie but I almost want to get a hold of the sequel script and chisel it down to the movie it actually very easily could have been 😂 I’m that tempted because it’s so obviously there
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bmpmp3 · 10 months ago
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and the thing is i feel so very strongly that there is a difference between a route-structured romance visual novel and a dating simulator but thats literally the least important thing on earth to feel strongly about. but i do.
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cleromancy · 1 year ago
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"roy would NEVER let jason around his daughter hes a murderer" roy is literally snail mailing the woman who nuked a country an invitation to lians birthday party right now
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barbie-tings · 1 year ago
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Just found out that people are “dad/mom of the group”-ifying Miguel and Jessica
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texeoghea · 1 year ago
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kamen rider really is a series about women. with obstacles. to me
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buriedinmyownfeelings · 11 months ago
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After episode 6 I have so many theories and no I am not okay
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becauseplot · 2 years ago
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au where tallulah and chayanne are heavily zelda-and-link-coded in that tallulah is a princess with some sort of Destiny and chayanne is her loyal knight that's meant to protect her and keep her company---and they're both just kids. they're introduced to each other when they're little and they're told their roles, but they grow up together and they become best friends who see each other as equals and who would, in theory, do anything for each other.
but when it comes down to the wire and both of their lives are at stake, the peril forces them back into their originally intended roles; the crisis causes them to fall back onto what they've always known. tallulah is the princess. chayanne is the knight. and it is his duty to protect her no matter the cost to himself. no matter how much tallulah might beg him to run.
they're just kids.
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