#sasi janus
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queenofexhaustion · 3 days ago
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Janus: If Remus and I were drowning, who would you save?
Virgil: My time and effort
Logan: Alright if Roman, Patton and I were-
Virgil: I'd either die trying to save the three of you or get in the water with you
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chirp-featherfowl · 5 months ago
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There's a snake in the Garden of Eden.
(tumblr DEVASTATED the quality. click for the version that is more than 10 pixels 😭)
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skittlesking · 8 months ago
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Kinda old but some Sanders sides designs i did a while ago. very fluffy hair i did give them :]
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crowncoconut · 6 months ago
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him: you better not be a cunty embodiment of deceit when i get home
me:
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astronomical-bagel · 2 months ago
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The brainworms… they got me…
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boneyspades · 13 days ago
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(everyone's disguised as Patton)
Virgil: Patton, I'm starting to think that this is a really bad idea...
Logan: oh I'm not Patton, I'm Logan. I thought you were Patton.
Virgil: No, I'm Virgil
Roman: Wait, *You're* Virgil? where's Patton???
Virgil: who are you?
Roman: I'm Roman!
* two more Patton's come in, one with a curled up mustache and one with a directors outfit (iykyk) *
Janus and Remus: hehe, guess who we are, you guys!
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skylarstar1000 · 5 months ago
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Wife.
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radar-chaos · 2 months ago
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My, my. What’s all this about?
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herdofnerd · 4 months ago
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Someone take him away, he’s serving too much cunt and it’s scaring the children.
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bitchnuggettt · 1 month ago
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The most interesting thing about Janus and Virgil's vague situationship is that they share similar goals in their functions as sides, and something I like to think about is how their end goal is a shared interest in keeping Thomas safe from both internal and external threats. For so long I've seen the idea passed around in fanon that Virgil represents "fight or flight" but I think there's an even cooler alternative here
I can't picture Virgil running, when adrenaline kicks in HE'S what kicks in, and if that means LITERALLY kicking someone to shit and death then yeah, he's your guy. He literally embodies that one anecdote of a mother gaining the strength to lift a car off her child in her panic.
So, I offer this; Virgil is fight, Janus is flight.
Virgil compels Thomas to deck any bodily threat to him, or pushes him to confront uncomfortable truths.
Janus convinces Thomas to cut his losses when all else fails and physically hightail it away from fights he won't win, forcing him to be non-confrontational and cut social ties that inconvenience him. Avoidance to the max.
In the mean tweets video, Janus iconically gets offended at his bluff being called, because no, he is NOT a fighter, not when he can just sic Virgil or Remus on anything he doesn't care to confront. Even his choice of murder via poison is indirect and hands-off. (Realistically, snake venom would be his literal poison of choice but that's a story for another day)
Together, anxceit makes up the two sides of the 'fight or flight' coin
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chameleon66 · 2 months ago
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*Remus walks into the living room covered in gunpowder and burns*
Janus: “So, what have we learned?”
Remus: “Take the selfie before I light the fuse of a firecracker?”
Janus: “That’s right grasshopper.”
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queenofexhaustion · 3 days ago
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Janus: Look, we have to apologize or whatever so let's say it at the count of three
Janus: One, two, three
Remus:
Virgil:
Janus:
Janus: Now I'm disappointed in the three of us
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chirp-featherfowl · 5 months ago
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lociet nation Are we ok. Are we good. Is everything ok.Are you guys here. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hel
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firewolf111 · 4 months ago
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Remus: I have an idea to get away with drunk driving.
Janus: By not driving while drunk?
Remus: No, stupid. By bringing a sober friend with you. That way, when you get pulled over, you kiss them and inhale their sober air to pass the breathalyzer.
Janus: That's not- why wouldn't you just have the sober friend drive?
Remus: *stares at Janus with a wide grin while blinking one eye at a time*
Janus: ...
Janus: Are you just creating an excuse to make out with me?
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salemsclowncorner · 16 days ago
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*puts my next blorbo that is canonically the same man through my 'what if they all had different physical features tho?' machine*
Ya'll can pry my 'Janus has long hair' headcannon from my cold dead hands.
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let-roman-bite-someone · 6 months ago
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“she is beauty, she is grace, she will lie right to your face.”
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