#sasi janus

[queenofexhaustion]

Janus: Can I be frank with you guys?

Roman: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help

Remus: Can I still be Remus?

Virgil: Shh, let Frank speak

[boneyspades]

ok so it's safe to say the new sasi won't be tomorrow cus he's still filming by the looks of it so maybe next week? but anyways look at himb:) Janus "the Pookie bear" sanders

[chirp-featherfowl]

There's a snake in the Garden of Eden.

(tumblr DEVASTATED the quality. click for the version that is more than 10 pixels 😭)

[skittlesking]

Kinda old but some Sanders sides designs i did a while ago. very fluffy hair i did give them :]

[crowncoconut]

him: you better not be a cunty embodiment of deceit when i get home

me:

[astronomical-bagel]

The brainworms… they got me…

[skylarstar1000]

Wife.

[bitchnuggettt]

The most interesting thing about Janus and Virgil's vague situationship is that they share similar goals in their functions as sides, and something I like to think about is how their end goal is a shared interest in keeping Thomas safe from both internal and external threats. For so long I've seen the idea passed around in fanon that Virgil represents "fight or flight" but I think there's an even cooler alternative here

I can't picture Virgil running, when adrenaline kicks in HE'S what kicks in, and if that means LITERALLY kicking someone to shit and death then yeah, he's your guy. He literally embodies that one anecdote of a mother gaining the strength to lift a car off her child in her panic.

So, I offer this; Virgil is fight, Janus is flight.

Virgil compels Thomas to deck any bodily threat to him, or pushes him to confront uncomfortable truths.

Janus convinces Thomas to cut his losses when all else fails and physically hightail it away from fights he won't win, forcing him to be non-confrontational and cut social ties that inconvenience him. Avoidance to the max.

In the mean tweets video, Janus iconically gets offended at his bluff being called, because no, he is NOT a fighter, not when he can just sic Virgil or Remus on anything he doesn't care to confront. Even his choice of murder via poison is indirect and hands-off. (Realistically, snake venom would be his literal poison of choice but that's a story for another day)

Together, anxceit makes up the two sides of the 'fight or flight' coin

[herdofnerd]

Someone take him away, he’s serving too much cunt and it’s scaring the children.

[radar-chaos]

My, my. What’s all this about?

[chameleon66]

*Remus walks into the living room covered in gunpowder and burns*

Janus: “So, what have we learned?”

Remus: “Take the selfie before I light the fuse of a firecracker?”

Janus: “That’s right grasshopper.”

[queenofexhaustion]

Remus: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Janus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Roman: I got distracted about halfway through

Virgil: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[firewolf111]

Remus: I have an idea to get away with drunk driving.

Janus: By not driving while drunk?

Remus: No, stupid. By bringing a sober friend with you. That way, when you get pulled over, you kiss them and inhale their sober air to pass the breathalyzer.

Janus: That's not- why wouldn't you just have the sober friend drive?

Remus: *stares at Janus with a wide grin while blinking one eye at a time*

Janus: ...

Janus: Are you just creating an excuse to make out with me?

[chirp-featherfowl]

lociet nation Are we ok. Are we good. Is everything ok.Are you guys here. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hel

[let-roman-bite-someone]

“she is beauty, she is grace, she will lie right to your face.”

[boneyspades]

fuck it, Australian sanders sides au (cus I'm Australian and I think it'd be funny)

Thomas gets an Australian accent and an even bigger headache thanks to the sides

Patton is the "SHUDDAHP I CANT 'EAR THA BLOODY TV" dad that works at Bunnings

Logan is the Australian teacher but like specifically when they get angry and they pull the "YEAR 7 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, YEAR 6'S BEHAVE BETTER THAN THIS" it's like really specific but like- iykyk

Remus is an eshay

Janus is actually British but pretends to be Australian

Virgil isn't anxiety anymore he's the smoko side.

Roman has the mum Australian accent that's like Hella annoying but also Hella funny idk