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Roman: I'm a confident driver

Patton: You almost hit Remus!

Roman: Yeah! Confidently!

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Virgil: What's wrong with you?!

Remus: Would you like a list?

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Logan: How tall are you?

Janus: Height is a social construct

Logan: So you're short?

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Remus: As your best friend

Virgil: Logan and Roman are my best friends

Remus: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

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Janus: If Remus and I were drowning, who would you save?

Virgil: My time and effort

Logan: Alright if Roman, Patton and I were-

Virgil: I'd either die trying to save the three of you or get in the water with you

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Janus: Look, we have to apologize or whatever so let's say it at the count of three

Janus: One, two, three

Remus:

Virgil:

Janus:

Janus: Now I'm disappointed in the three of us

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@can-i-take-a-stab said this on my last analogical post and i couldn’t not draw this

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Been pretty busy these past few days so have this sasi art I made a bit ago for a gift exchange!!

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I'm jealous I don't have that glare

Most scathing, “are you actually an idiot” glare I’ve ever seen. Janus would be jealous of that glare. Roman should audition to be Mean Girl.

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Logan: *dangles hand off bed*

Remus under the bed: *grabs hand*

Logan: This is nice

Logan: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-

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Patton: Hey, what flavor of Teddy Grahams do you want me to get?

Logan: Honey

Patton: Yeah, what's up?

Logan : ...

Patton: Oh! Just realized you were saying the flavor you wanted. Not addressing me endearingly

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Janus: Did you know you remind me of some of letters of the alphabet?

Patton: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Janus: No like, U R A Q T

Patton: Awww!

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Virgil in a nervous tone: We both look very handsome tonight

Logan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome I would have said "So do you."

Virgil now relieved: I couldn't take that chance

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Remus: *jumps through and shatters a window to get into the house*

Patton casually stepping into the house: ...You know the door was unlocked?

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Patton: I've been handling the stress just fine!

Roman: You had like three bagels in half an hour

Patton : ...They were a mistake

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Remus: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Janus: Um, make lemonade?

Remus: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!

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Virgil: Don't know why people think kids learning about gay relationships in school will turn them gay. I learned about World War Two, but am yet to invade Poland

Remus: Well you better or I'll be very disappointed!

Virgil: I don't even consider you my dad!

Remus: I can still be disappointed!