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Remus: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Logan: No, that's not how you make cookies

Janus: FLOOR IT!!

Remus: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Logan: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Remus: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Virgil: DO IT!

Logan: NO-

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Roman: Why are we lying on the ground?

Virgil: You got knocked out, so I laid next to you so everyone would just think we're chillin'.

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Virgil: I failed my safety training course today

Logan: Why, what happened?

Virgil: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Logan: And?

Virgil: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer

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Janus: Hey Logan, ten plus ten and eleven plus eleven are the same thing.

Logan: Ten plus ten equals twenty!

Janus: and eleven plus eleven equals twenty too~

Logan:

Janus:

Logan: *grabbing Remus’s morning star*

Janus: *quickly books it*

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Virgil: Logan, you need to calm down

Logan slamming his fist on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

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Patton: The floor is lava!

Roman: *helps Virgil onto the counter*

Janus: *kicks Remus off the sofa*

Logan: *lays on the floor*

Patton: ...Are you okay?

Logan: No

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Virgil writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick your ass."

Virgil: THERE. Now send it!

Janus: Dude, your handwriting's terrible are you sure you want to-

Virgil: JUST DO IT!

Later

Remus: So what does it say?

Roman reading the letter: It says he's going to "lick my...."

Remus:

Roman:

Remus: Nice

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a true selfless act

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Some old art I did for an art trade figured I’d share it here cause it’s cute UwU

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Remus: What's your biggest fear?

Roman: That I'll never be good enough for anyone

Virgil: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back

Patton: Zombies

Roman: ...

Virgil: ...

Patton: BUT they can open doors

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Sides reactions to being called straight:

Virgil: The fuck, no I'm not

Janus: Excuse the hell out of you?

Patton: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Roman: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Logan: Falsehood!

Remus: *punches the person*

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Logan:There you are Roman, where were you?

Roman wearing his gym outfit: the gym

Logan:Ah

Janus:Virgil? Where have you been?

Virgil dressed as ash ketchum holding Pokémon badges:The gym

Janus:wth

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*Janus and Roman yanking on Virgil’s arms*

Janus:MINE

Roman:MINE

Janus:MINE

Roman:MINE

Janus:MINE

Roman:MINE

Janus:MINE

In unison:BACK OF BITCH, MINE

Virgil:This is fucking reason I stay in my room all I day I hate my life

(This is satire btw gang)

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Roman: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?

Patton: I accidentally fell down

Remus: VIRGIL PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent!

Janus: Patton bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than he did falling down it, so I slid down the banister to get my money

Logan: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Janus

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Emile: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free Starbucks

Remy: Marry me

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Janus: Do you think I'm ugly?

Remus: It's not about looks, Janus. What's valuable is on the inside!

Janus: Remus...

Remus: For example, someone's heart

Janus: Aw... Stop it-

Remus: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know!

Janus: Seriously, stop

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Logan: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake

Patton: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear

Logan: ...

Logan: You mean ring bearER, right?

Patton: ...

Logan: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding