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Janus: Wake me up…

Remus: Before you go go!

Roman: When September ends…

Virgil: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Remus: *Screams*

Janus: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Roman: Should we do something?

Virgil: No, I want to see who wins

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Janus: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Virgil: I do have a sense of humor you know

Janus: I've never heard you laugh before

Virgil: I've never heard you say anything funny

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Janus: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Virgil: How can you still say that?

Janus: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have

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Janus: Can I be frank with you guys?

Roman: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help

Remus: Can I still be Remus?

Virgil: Shh, let Frank speak

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Remus: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Janus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Roman: I got distracted about halfway through

Virgil: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Roman: So what's for dinner?

Virgil staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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More since it's Virgil's birthday

Roman: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them

Virgil: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up

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Logan: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Virgil: Plane tickets?

Roman: Concert tickets?

Remus: Prostitution?

Logan holding his broken frames: Glasses

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Roman: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Remus: The cow???

Roman: What?

Virgil: Remus W H Y?

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Virgil: You love me right, Roman?

Roman: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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Virgil: Roman and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Roman: Sentences

Virgil: Don't interrupt me

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Roman: Remus, can you pass the salt?

Remus: *Throws Virgil across the table*

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Roman: Why are you on the floor?

Remus: I'm depressed.

Remus: Also I was stabbed, can you get Janus

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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

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Roman: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back

Virgil: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself

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Remus: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Virgil: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?!