#and the backhanded compliments she gives omg

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Real talk I think Cherry Coading and R. Marie should switch evil genius partners for a week and see what happens

[initforthethrill]

First time asking kind of nervous lol

Also , for the future, is there anything you wouldn’t do? Like rules or something? Maybe I missed it but I didn’t see anything that lined out the Do’s and the Don’ts.

Anyway! What about an Ex-Wife Cate? Maybe there’s still love between you and her but it’s hard to find it because of personal stubbornness or what not.

Kind of Bitchy Ex-Wife Cate? The kind of Ex-Wife that you’d probably make a “I hate my wife” joke about. Maybe something still tethers you to her, whether it be a kid or public reputation? Maybe it’s some sort of famous messy relationship, you both swear up and down you hate eachother and yet you can’t stop talking about the other.

Idk, it’s hard to wrangle all my thoughts into one cohesive and totally not vague ask 😭, I really hope this is easy to understand but I totally get it if it’s not.

Again your bots are very fun and I like them a lot. Take your time , best of luck 👍

omg hi welcome, anon<3 don't be nervous, i promise i don't bite hehe...happy to have you here!!!

you're right, i've never outlined a dos/don'ts for requests before receiving this ask...honestly, i didn't really expect to have so much positive interaction to the point people even wanted to request anything lol but this is the perfect reminder to include a section in my masterlist FAQ for this exact reason :)

so, here is the link to my rules !

as for your request. i love love love ex-wife cate! she's kinda lowkey giving emily/hope from a simple favor...

i have a currently unpublished ex-wife!cate bot that's along the same lines :) and don't worry, i totally understand what you're saying and i'm sure i can riff off your thoughts for a few more ex-wife cate bots hehe but in the meantime—since you're so kind—have some headcanons<3

bitter and bitchy ex-wife!cate who still loves you

ex-wife!cate is the kind of ex-wife who corrects your grammar mid-argument and then reminds you—loudly—that she taught you how to hold a fork properly. she also still signs texts with your hyphenated last name just to piss you off.

ex-wife!cate who always finds a way to mention you—usually in the form of a backhanded compliment or a "funny little story" that goes viral on twitter for being accidentally romantic—whenever she's on a talkshow.

ex-wife!cate who publicly plays into the long-running pr disaster that was considered your relationship—messy, scandalous, tabloid bait—but privately still wears the necklace you gave her for your third wedding anniversary and gets quiet every time someone asks if she’s dating again. (the answer is always no)

ex-wife!cate who sends you flowers every year on the anniversary of your divorce with a fourth of july themed card that says “happy independence day 🥂”.

ex-wife!cate who still refers to you as “my wife” in conversation, then immediately corrects herself like it was an honest mistake. “my wife—well, ex. temporarily. legally. technically. you get it.”

ex-wife!cate who has never taken your last name off her mailbox. claims it’s for the kid’s sake. also claims you don't deserve the effort it would take to scrape the label off.

ex-wife!cate who texts you every time you post something vague and emotional with some variation of: “that wasn’t about me, right?” followed by “actually don’t answer. i don’t care.” (she 100% cares. her screen time report is humiliating.)

ex-wife!cate who once made a custom wine label that said “divorced but delicious” and gifted it to you at a party, in front of everyone.

ex-wife!cate whose dating history post-divorce is mostly blonde younger versions of herself, and everyone—including you—has noticed.

exwife!cate who ends up calling you every time she's drunk. sometimes to yell. sometimes to flirt. sometimes to say nothing at all. (“i hate you,” she whispered once, softer than she meant to. “goodnight.”)

exwife!cate who still calls you up whenever the house has an issue. it starts when you absentmindedly fixed something around the house when you came to pick up your kid. she absolutely abuses this, weaponizing "urgent" domestic crises that are barely inconveniences just to summon her hot, handy ex-wife like she’s ordering takeout. some of her famous hits (read: ridiculous but completely serious "emergencies")

“the faucet is dripping.” you get there expecting a flood. it’s one drop every thirty minutes. cate’s in silk, sipping wine, like “it’s driving me insane. please. i haven’t slept.” “my smoke alarm won’t stop beeping.” turns out it just needs new batteries. cate doesn’t own a step stool. or a screwdriver. or shame, apparently. “the wifi’s out.” it’s not. cate just “forgot” the password and says she can’t think straight when she’s “in distress.” (she could’ve texted. she didn’t.) “i think there’s something wrong with the window.” you arrive and cate dramatically gestures at a smudge of bird poop. “it’s ruining the ambience,” she insists. “the light bulb in the hallway died.” you're like, “...so change it?” cate blinks slowly and says “that’s not my love language.” and really that's your fault for assuming she'd have a latter when she still doesn't own a step stool. “the wine fridge is making a weird noise.” you crouch down to listen. cate sighs deeply from the kitchen island and goes, “it’s probably just lonely.” “i can’t get this jar open.” it’s pickles. she doesn’t want the pickles. she just wants your forearms and that little grunt you do. “the bed’s making a creaking sound.” you're like, “okay...?” cate tilts her head and murmurs, “want to help me test it?”

now she makes it a point to stand there in her robe, arms crossed, pretending to be unimpressed while her heart absolutely stutters at the sight of you in a backwards cap, grunting over a wrench. there's also a running list of potential fake emergencies in her Notes app. “for leverage. for diplomacy. for womanhood.”

ex-wife!cate who starts wearing the perfume you used to like. not for you. just because. (definitely not because you paused mid-sentence last week and said you remembered that smell.)

ex-wife!cate who begins keeping little tabs on your life again. just casually. an Instagram like here, a mutual friend interrogation there. she starts showing up at events she used to skip. it’s subtle. (it’s not subtle.)

ex-wife!cate who goes completely silent for a full thirty seconds before saying "don't be ridiculous" when your kid asks if mommy is in love with mama again. then she kisses their forehead and stares off like she’s in a french film.

ex-wife!cate who leans in too close one night when you co-host a birthday party, gets wine drunk, and murmurs “we were stupid good at being in love.” then she walks away like she didn’t just ruin both their evenings.

ex-wife!cate who refuses to learn your new girlfriend's name. she calls her “what’s-her-face” or “intern barbie” or—when she’s feeling generous—“your plus-one.”

ex-wife!cate who shows up at drop-offs looking ridiculously hot. lip gloss, heels, designer sunglasses. “it’s called setting a precedent,” she mutters when your kid asks why she’s wearing a blazer to school pickup.

ex-wife!cate who posts cryptic Instagram captions like “you never get over your favorite song.” everyone knows it’s about you. including you. especially you.

ex-wife!cate who is so nice it’s terrifying when she meets your new girlfriend at a function for the first time. too polite. too smiling. “you have such a…natural look. that takes confidence.”, she says, sipping wine and adjusting her wedding ring that she still wears sometimes. for fashion, of course. she eventually cracks and texts you at 1:43am: “is she good to you?” followed by “don’t answer that.” followed by “unless you want to.”

ex-wife!cate who leaves her wedding ring on during parent-teacher conferences just to see if you notice. and when you show up without yours, cate sighs loudly and says, “you always were so good at quitting.”

ex-wife!cate who insists on being called “the ex-wife” instead of “my ex.” not a wife. the wife. she earned that title and she’ll be damned if it goes unused.

bots can be found here hehe

[yesimwriting]

in ur bestfriend!felix series do you think farleigh cares for the reader even if it’s just a little bit? like we all know how he can be (#1 shit stirrer) but it really got me thinking!! i don’t think he cared much when she first started hanging out with felix he was probably like ‘whatever just another one of his charity cases’ but would that change later on when he sees how felix really does care for her and she’s not going anywhere anytime soon or ever possibly sorry for the long rant!! i was rereading and the one u wrote were he refused to let her get high because of felix made me think 😭🫶

a/n omg me and @ker0senebunny were just discussing their dynamic potential

farleigh and reader have such potential for an oddly endearing frenemy arch,, they definitely still bully each other, but they bond over gossiping and (lightly, at least in reader's case) judging others, especially after farleigh finally realizies that reader isn't another one of felix's phases

also can def see them growing a smidge protective of each other?? like if farleigh makes a mean joke about reader they laugh,, but if someone else makes it they both kind of side eye each other 😭

anyways here’s a drabble that also briefly features slightly flustered felix and socially unsure ollie

"Here." Farleigh's standing in front of your spot on the couch, arm stretched forward lazily. You blink, eyeing what looks like a joint skeptically.

Farleigh isn't quite looking at you as he continues to hold out his offering, but he isn't moving away. You extend a hand, taking it from him cautiously. Smoking tonight wasn't really a goal, but you're not exactly feeling against it.

You sit up a little straighter, mentally debating if his attempt at socializing with you is a result of the small scale setting of tonight's plans or if he's just that high. Maybe it's both. "Thought I was on weed probation."

He sighs. "Do you want it or not?"

You tilt your chin up to frown at him, "Moody."

Farleigh's eyes finally meet yours. His scleras are tinged pink, making his gaze seem far off and slightly irritated. You bring the joint to your lips out of the instinctual desire to seem amicable. Farleigh's far from your best friend, but recently, there's been an undertone of understanding in your catty comments. More like Farleigh laughing with you than at you.

He steps past your legs before sitting next to you. Not the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you, but still, strange. Normally, on more low key nights like this, when it's just some of Felix's closer friends hanging around in an off campus apartment instead of a full fledged rager, Farleigh's close to the center of the action. Maybe he's more bothered by Oliver's presence than you thought.

After a beat of silence, Farleigh explains flatly, "It's different tonight." You're not sure you're following, but there's a good chance that Farleigh's high enough for it not to matter. "You're not drunk and tonight's...calmer, there's nothing for Felix to worry himself sick over."

You roll your eyes. "Felix doesn't get worried sick over me." You take another hit of the joint, pretending the gesture doesn't feel performative. "And either way, it's not his issue."

Farleigh scoffs. "Please."

"Please what?"

He leans forward, propping his head up on one elbow. "Sometimes you seem so smart, it's nice to know that in some ways you're still like a little kid."

Not the worst backhanded compliment he's ever hit you with. "Mhm."

Farleigh lets himself slump against the couch before extending a hand in your direction. A silent request. You hand him back the joint. "Oh, you're cold? Take my jacket. You're thirsty? I've already gotten you a water. You're tired? Give me a minute to say goodbye to some friends and then I'll tuck you in, lovie."

The general teasing is easy to dismiss until he tacks on Felix's favorite nickname for you. It doesn't feel right to hear it in a negative context. "Leave him alone. Felix is my friend and he's nice." You tap your fingers against your knee, body feeling much too relaxed for the annoyance that wants to break through. "It's not weird or anything."

Farleigh takes his time letting more smoke fill his lungs. "Defensive." You roll your eyes. "Look around, every girl here wishes Felix was that friendly with them." His sentence is a hint too loud for you to be comfortable. The last thing you need is for some girl to take it the wrong way and blame you for it. "His new lapdog probably feels the same."

It takes you a second longer than it should to get the reference. You're not exactly close with Oliver. He's new, and Felix really enjoys his company, but you've yet to bond with him. Something in you just hasn't been able to get there yet. Sometimes you'll see what Felix sees in him, but that isn't the same as feeling close to him. You want to like him, though, so you're sure it's only a matter of time before you click over something. Felix and you spend too much time together for it not to work out between you and Oliver eventually.

"That's mean." You turn to better face Farleigh, your shoulder sinking against the seat's cushioning at an uncomfortable angle. "Like really mean."

Part of the defense is instinctual. You're not one to make fun of people behind their backs just to act like you're friends in front of them. But it's also more than that. Felix wouldn't let anyone talk about you like that, and without him or Oliver there to fight against Farleigh's snark, it feels wrong to let that kind of thing go.

"Fine. Better analogy. Sometimes the way Oliver looks at Felix feels like he wants to be his escort, or something."

You understand what Farleigh's getting at almost immediately. There's this urge to please quality about Oliver that you can't judge him for. People want Felix to like them. People want Felix to love them. It's not a draw you'd ever fault anyone for falling for. But something about the concept of an 'escort' in this context makes you want to laugh. You bite your tongue.

Farleigh holds out the joint again. You take it back instinctually, taking a quick hit to avoid having to say anything right away. "Yeah, but isn't that everyone with Felix?"

You're not sure what the goal of your response is. A poor attempt at changing the subject and steering the conversation away from making fun of someone with no one there to defend them without alienating Farleigh entirely. It's a joke, and not a very good one, but with the way you and Farleigh start cracking up, no one would ever be able to tell.

"We're..." You try through a fit of giggles, "We're awful."

"No," Farleigh shakes his head once lazily, "Not awful. We're familial bonding."

You squint at him as he plucks the joint from between your fingers. "We're not related."

Farleigh brings the joint to his lips, taking a deep inhale. "No," he mumbles, "I'm just getting ahead of the inevitable."

It takes you a beat longer than it should to understand his reference. "Farleigh." He's smiling slightly, the look smug. "Felix and I are just friends. You know that."

His head falls against the back of the couch. "Does anyone ever get along with their in-laws?"

You steal the joint from him before letting your back hit the cushioning. "Shut up."

With your body angled forward, you can see the center of the living room. Felix is near the entrance to the kitchen, Oliver by his side.

When Felix's eyes land on yours, he grins. You smile back before finally bringing the joint back to your lips. By the time you're exhaling, you can see Felix nudging Oliver's shoulder.

"Here we go," Farleigh sighs, taking back the joint.

You ignore the comment in favor of tracking Felix's path across the room. The world parts for him, as always.

"Hi." You beam, stretching a hand forward as soon as Felix is within reach. He grabs your hand immediately, squeezing your palm against his. "Felix, Oliver."

Oliver nods once at the acknowledgement, "Hey."

Felix tugs on your arm gently. "Lovie, where've you been?" His thumb brushes against your knuckles. "Been looking for you."

"I've been here," you admit, "I was waiting for you guys to get back with everyone's drinks and then Annabel wanted to sit...and then Farleigh."

Felix nods as if you've said is something of great importance. "Farleigh treating you okay?"

Farleigh tilts his head, halfheartedly glaring at Felix. You grin. "Yeah, we're just chatting."

"Chatting," he muses, looking between you and Farleigh. Before you can respond, Felix is moving to sit, taking up the last of the couch's remaining space. He looks up at Oliver, noting the lack of room for a fourth person. Felix squeezes our hand. "Sit with me?"

You nod, instantly understanding what he's getting at. You're sure Farleigh will hold you leaving your spot to give Oliver the opportunity to sit next to him against you, but there's not much else you can do, so you stand.

Felix is pulling you towards him before you can fully register the fact that you're standing. You frown, an attempt at a wordless scolding. He beams at you, the picture of affectionate innocence.

As soon as you're sitting on his lap, he's setting one hand on your knee and the other on your shoulder. Felix is always warm in the same way. There's a soothingness to it, a familiarity that you can always trust.

Oliver doesn't move until Felix's hand drifts away from your leg to pat the now open spot on the couch. Farleigh leans back slightly to make it easier to throw you a look that seems to say that Oliver's proving his earlier point.

You don't generally find Farleigh's snideness funny. You're not in the habit at laughing at his comments or behaving differently in hopes of winning him over. But, there's something about the solidarity of the look paired with your high. You laugh.

"What?" Felix asks, leaning forward to rest his chin against your shoulder.

You shake your head. "Nothing." A pinch of guilt nips at you. "I'm--I'm high."

"Could tell." Felix grins, dipping his head forward to press a kiss against the start of your back. "Farleigh's a terrible influence, hard to imagine what the two of you were up to before me and Ollie got here."

Maybe it's the lingering guilt, or maybe it's because Oliver's been almost completely silent since he got here and you know what it's like to be that person. You don't know what it is, but something makes you want to look over at Oliver. "Don't know, what do you think we were up to, Oliver?"

"Oh," he starts, tapping a finger against the edge of his solo cup as if something about your sudden attention startled him. "Up to no good, 'm sure."

You smile. Oliver and you may not be close, but at least he doesn't have an issue with carrying on a bit. Some of Felix's friends do. The first time Felix left you alone at one of these things, you made the mistake of making a joke in front of a girl who just stared at you.

"Little faith," you accuse with a shake of your head that indicates a disappointment your smile doesn't match.

"We were talking about inevitability."

Felix turns his head to look at Farleigh, "And what's inevitable?"

Your nails press into the skin of your leg. Some instinct tells you to beat Farleigh to the punch. "Oh, our wedding, apparently."

Felix tenses. "Wh--what?"

"To Farleigh," you clarify as quickly as possible, "I promise I'm not planning on proposing any time soon, so you can relax."

His hand finds your knee again. "Right," Felix sighs through a dry laugh, "Cause I--" Felix pauses, his forehead falling to your shoulder. "Farleigh...he'll say anything when high, it's..." He scoffs.

You turn your head with no warning. Felix's head slips off your shoulder. He pouts. "So the thought of being married to me is that bad?"

"No." He stretches out the vowel sound in an attempt to buy himself some time. "I--" He leans in closer, eyes flitting away from you and towards your lap. "I didn't--not like--"

You laugh. "I'm making fun of you, Lex." His skin is still slightly flushed, a pink tinge to his cheeks that's almost masked by the low lighting. "Y'can relax."

Felix's lips part in mock offense. "Lovie." He leans his head forward, hiding his face against the side of your neck.

You giggle, lifting a hand to brush your fingers through his hair. "I know, I'm mean."

"Very." He's quiet for a moment, head resting against you even though the angle can't be comfortable. "It wouldn't be bad." Felix whispers the sentence so quickly and quietly you almost feel like you've imagined them.

Before you can respond, Felix lifts his head slightly, setting his chin back on your shoulder. "Me and Ollie were talking about leaving early, watching that movie you rented." He squeezes your arm, the gesture warm. "If you want to."

"Yeah," you grin, "Sounds fun."

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taglist; @vader-is-hot @spiritofbuddha @getosangie @freyafriggafrey @ilovehyperfixating @aryiannarae @willowpains

[randomwritingdrabbles]

The way murther would have a completely different dynamic if they were genderbent, like omg.

Twas reading some Merlin fics and came across Murther as you often do in the merlin ao3 fandom and it occurred to me that while I'm kinda meh for canon typical Murther (I like Lance or Gwaine with him more and also Arthur having to be like "So this is my wife, the queen. And this is my soulmate, the court sorcerer... It's complicated, don't ask.") Genderbent Murther would be genuinely feral.

Here me out, Arthur doesn't want to be a knight as a goal, he wanted to be a good prince and being a knight was part of that. So it goes to imply that female Arthur wouldn't be some burly knight or do a Morgana type 'imma learn to fight anyway bitch' thing, fem!Arthur would do her best to be the best princess she could be.

Where Arthur is a fantastic fighter, f!Arthur would be impeccable at playing the political field and reading people. F!Arthur would be the perfect princess and would fucking know it, she would still be arrogant but instead of bullying the stablehands with knife throwing it would be a backhanded compliment about someone's outdated clothing styles. Princess Arthur would be a completely different character.

Merlin however is from the boonies, peasant women can't afford not to work so female Merlin would have been raised very similar to the boys and likely the only change in character she would have would be a much higher likelihood of knowing genuine self defence.

No one is sending a young unmarried woman off to the capital on her own, she would have been taught at least enough to stab a man where it hurts, if not kill him outright.

Imagine the dynamic with this flip in the personalities though!!!

Perfect princess Arthur being saved by this random peasant girl weilding a knife and the fucking audacity. Just the dynamic of the definitely not scheeming princess and her definitely not a terrifying assasin maidservant.

I honestly think they'd get together in like five minutes flat. Arthur not wanting to have her agency taken by a man meets hella cute and also sexily violent Merlin? She'd climb that peasant girl after the first thwarted assassination attempt.

Especially given that lesbians weren't really seen as a thing back then or if they were, were considered 'training' for their 'real' relationships, so people legit would either not notice or just wouldn't give a shit.

Arthur wouldn't be able to be blatant so she would 100% train her maidservant into the perfect spymaster/assasin and unleash her on her political enemies. Merlin thought the princess was a prat for all of five minutes until said prat gave her bedroom eyes and then 'thanked' her for saving her life... Merlin now has a hot gf, a weird dragon friend, and is getting advanced stabbing lessons... she is a fulfilled bitch.

(Arthur takes the throne because she actively ousts Uther. He tried to marry her off and she already had a shakey relationship with him cus he doesn't know how to raise girls. He is now 'taking a medical vacation' and Arthur rules as queen. Magic is legalised cus merlin legit could not last a full week without this observant version of Arthur noticing the magic.)

[richeeduvie]

roman being all pouty and sad cos he’s fucked something up and baby’s like ‘you want a kiss?’ and he’s all ‘i don’t deserve it’ :(((( and she’s like omg shut up you’re getting one

"Your dad isn't going to remember this tomorrow. It was one fuck up."

Roman's got his arms crossed on the bed, but his hand goes up. Casual, whiny disbelief as you rub his thigh.

"Can't you just call me a little bitch-nothing? Some fucking freak who doesn't even deserve your bone-crushing heel or an insult?"

"I think if you'd really want that, then the best thing for me to do is just...not insult you. That'll really hurt you, hm?"

"...Fuck you. It would make me feel better. But you're right, I don't even deserve that."

You tilt your head coming into him on the bed, lying at his side.

"I didn't say that. You said that."

"Yep. But you and me - our brains are in kahoots. We share everything, so you did say that. You think it."

"I think you deserve everything."

"Oh, fuck you."

Roman sounds disgusted by your compliment. That's how you know he finds your words genuine. They're so genuine that he can't stand to believe it.

"You want a kiss?"

You smile softly and pull something from his furrowed brow. Roman's looking down. You know Logan got to him today. And he can handle the punches and backhands, as much as you don't want him to - but the words get him. You see it in the twisting of his face, how he makes himself small. Not for the sake of humor or when he wants you to be over and above him in the bedroom, but because that's what he feels he should be.

"Nope. Don't think I deserve one so...fuck off with that."

Your eyes soften and get low.

Oh, Roman.

You want to roll your eyes, flick his ear but that's not a kiss. But an forceful kiss is easier for Roman to take than one he's asked for, or one you've asked to give.

"Roman. I'm going to give you a kiss."

"Okay. You do that."

He's got his voice pitchy, cartoonish and sarcastic. And he can't stand to look at you. Roman knows your eyes are soft and that'll mean all the more worse, heavy feelings on his heart. Things he believes he doesn't deserve.

He's done so much worse and gotten so many more kisses before. Today means nothing.

"Do you want a kiss?"

"Jesu-" Roman scoffs, arms moving against his chest. "What are you doing?"

"Asking you if you want one. And you should probably take up the offer."

You brush your hands through his hair. He looks sick. Perfect.

"Will you stop making me feel peevish and fretful with the desire to remember I have a vocabulary? Cause with the previous terms and the ones I'm thinking of to describe you nowwww...you probably don't wanna hear them. I don't even know why I'm being generous, today was a bitch."

"Let me be generous. It's the least I can do." You put a palm on his chest, nose on his cheek. No matter what, Roman will take you in. You watch his eyes almost come to a close. You know his heart is tense by the way he swallows. "It's the only thing I'm made for and all that."

His words thrown back at him. Quite softly too.

You know you want it. You need it. You don't think he's ever not needed you - if what Roman said about you and him being one and the same is true, than he's never not needed you.

He blinks up and he looks like he's about to vomit. Or that he's smelt something awful.

"Fine. Fucking - Mouth on me. Now."

You smile.

"Of course-"

"Oh, please - not the...just kiss and go. Don't make it fucking weird."

You kiss him on the mouth, hand curling on his shoulder. There's no surprise in the way Roman pushes his head up into the kiss. There's no surprise in the way he forces the kiss to go on for an almost-forever when you try to pull away.

[ooh-sorry]

NEW MIDSEASON INTERACTIONS THAT IREALLLLYYY WANNA TALK ABOUT OOAAH

tysm 2 @OW2voicelines on twitter for keeping track of all these, they're like, the one resource for viewing brand new interactions so I appreciate them very very much <3

OK SO FIRST IM GOING TO COMPILE. ALL THE NEW DIALOGUE BETWEEN HANZO KIRI & GENJI BECAUSE OOHHJAHAAJAHAH.

I THINK ALL OF THE NEW INTERACTIONS BETWEEN THE THREE HINT AT A SHIMADA/KAMORI REUNION IM SO EDXCITED OM OAAOIEIAEHEHEJEHGEHEE... JUST READ..

Genji saves Hanzo from dying: "Stay sharp, brother."

THE TONE IS SO DIFFERENT... HES LOOKING OUT FOR HIM... THEY'RE CLOSER NOW... UAAH

Genji saves Kiriko from dying: (Japanese): "How uncharacteristic, Kiriko."

no particular note abt this otehr than that I like seeing them being friendly! Aweee

Kiriko saves Hanzo from dying: "Watch where you're headed, Shimada!"

shes ALWAYS looking out for Hanzo in her dialogue to him, but she soudns different.. I SWEAR...

Genji witnesses Kiriko get a kill: "Kiriko, you make everything look easy."

LIKE I SAID BEFORE... the complements just feel Different... more friendly and joyful... they definitely feel closer than before? AM I MAKING SENSE

Hanzo witnesses Kiriko get a kill: "I feel sorry for the Hashimoto."

this made me scream so loud DUDE HES BEING KIND. TO KIRIKO? AND TALKING ABOUT THE HASHIMOTO? IM GONNA HURT EVERYONE ADND HTEN MYSELF YOURE JOOKIGN. NIO WAY...

OKAY. AND THE MOST DAMNING ONES OF ALL. IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY JUST TYPING THEM BREH THEY CHANGED MY LIFE.

Hanzo witnesses Genji get a kill: "Not bad, brother."

Genji witnesses Hanzo get a kill: "A fine shot, brother."

yore fuckign joking me. youre kidding? youre killing me? stabbing me 100 times? oh my god? hanzo? calls Genji his brother? in a not backhanded way? he GIVES GENJI A COMPLIMENT? HIS COURTEOUS ASS! IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GENJI CALLS HIM BROTHER IN THE SAME TONE TOO... FUYUCK... oh and kiri compliments him for a kill two different times but im bored of typing & that's kind of typical for them so yeah. THE HANZO AND GENJI/HANZO AND KIRI STUFF WAS REALLY YWHAT I WANTED TO POINT OUT OK. THE WORLD IS CHANGING... MY LIFE IS CHANGING.... IM DYING & COMING BACK TO LIFE... FUUUOOOCK.

-Hanzo complements Ana! He always shows interest in other snipers & it makes sooo much sense Obv but I dont think he's said anything to Ana beefore? i can't remember at least... so that's interesting.. ? i think im forgetting somethingggg

-sorrry i have to be a faggg for a second but omg. HANZO AND CASS INTERACTIOSN... TWO... OVERWATCH LOVES MEEEE... HERE THEY R:

Hanzo witnesses Cassidy get a kill (1): "Anyone can kill with bullets."

Hanzo witnesses Cassidy get a kill (2): "An undignified kill, but a kill nonetheless."

..do with that what u will.... i really liek the 2nd line because it kidn of reverses the first one. like. actually i think youre perfectly good at killing even tho ur so lazy and use a gun. Like. yes. yes... yes..

-Hog compliments hanzo? so do Hazard & Zarya... i see.. is ee..

OK... NOW EVERYTHING I WANT TO POINT OUT ABIUT LIFEWEAVER'S NEW DIALOGUE BECOS THERE IS A LOOOOT.

!!he has a lot of new stuff with Moira!! It's very interesting too... here are the save voicelines.

Moira saves Lifeweaver from dying (1): "Are your thorns just for show?"

Moira saves Lifeweaver from dying (2): "Must you be coddled, Pruksamanee?"

Moira witnesses Lifeweaver get a kill: "(hmph...) A stinging nettle."

...moira nd life... so interesting... they seem so oddly connected? It inrtigues me.... moiras kind of hot too.... unrelated..

-URGHHHH NIRAN TRYIGN TO TALK TO ILLARI IS SOOOOO SO SWEET HIS VOICE IS SO GENTLE OTS SUCH A CONTRAST I love Hearing him more gentle Also people caring about Illari is just great to see I hope they interact more... she deserves 2 be heard aweee ohhh....

-I LOVE LIFE SAYING "You really are that girl, Satya" BECUAUUSEEEE IM REALLY GAY ADN ALSO IT'S JUST CUTE AWW i love their relationship a lot Idc if u see it as romantic or platonic I just like their dynamic iether way. So fun!! I also just like seeing them be friendly considering.. everythang. IMEAN they hardly have any negative interactions but Idk i just love Joy.

-oh yeah all his new little random lines to Satya r soo cute Again I like to see them as platonic but gosh i know the symmweaver fans are losing their midns irght now and Ykw. Im happy for u guys. Enjoy ur full course meal! anywayyyss umm im a huge fagot oh my days... lifewaever so charming...

-Also, another note... Niran eats pizza with ketchup... ooh we r finally seeing how his troubled home life has affected him... poor thing....someone help him

-The interaction between Hog & Life abt pulling people aroudn amde me smile I think about that often when I play him... also Life trying to take him out to tea.... how bold...

-also yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah the orisa interaction w/ life is Sooo so so teasing the Arcology... im so excited Oohh im ganna DIE OH IAMMAAHGKAGOAGGHG

-To hazard, when questioned about his blond hair: "goodness, no. I was just born this dashing." I need this man DEAD ooh good lird

-Speaking of, I love how cemented Lifeweaver's sort of neutral position is, with him havign so many neutral/positive interactions between all sorts of characters, now including Hazard! I like how he mentions theyre both on the run!! I liek this!! THIS ALSO GOES FOR W/ ASHE I LIKE HOW HE'S NICE TO ASHE. ALSO. THE CONNECTION SUGGESTED BETWEEN THEM IS SO INTERESTING? he saw her parents at parties? They both have a distaste for the rich? but had a wealthy upbringing? oohh they really are so similar... I wonder where this will go... or if it'll just stay in the pre-game dialogue... who knows!

-THE FUCKINGB INTERACTION WITH SOMBRA. paraphrasing here, but: "You've got to have some dirt on you" --"Only when I'm gardening, I fear." yass... i ahte to say it but he ate her the Fuck Up... Destroyed!

-Speaking of Sombra, & sort of a side-note: I like how Sombra's save voicelines to fellow Talon members are all pretty harsh, except when she saves Sigma, where her tone is more light & reprimanding rather than annoyed. It is really sweet that Sombra is like, the one character to care for Sigma, especially while he's being messed with by Moira... all the "villains" have such complex motives like that, I love it!!

ok sorry ik this post is such a mess but it's for MEE ok... This update is so exciting I WAS SO READY for stuff like this to happen after the Christmas comic but GOSH OOOHAHAHAHHAAAOOAOAHHAHH IT IS SO EXCITING. 2025 IS THE YEAR OF THE ME. OVERWATCH LOVESSMEEEEEEEEEEE. surely this will not last long but it's ok I'm going to take anything I can get <3

[lily-alphonse]

Omg pls do smth for Haley x Sebastian. I can imagine her hating him for being the ‘town freak’ but she actually loves him yk yk??

Hi Seph! I had an insane brain blast for this one and I would love to write it one day. I'm going to try to summarize as best as I can because my brain is absolutely sprinting with this idea and I already have the makings of a full fic formed lol. 

I checked AO3 for funsies and was surprised to find they genuinely are rare, I was expecting more. At the time of my search I see ten, you can click here to see existing Haley/Seb on AO3.

I actually have a plan for these two to hook up in my SamAlex series (it isn't posted anywhere yet but sooo soon, you can check out the ask its based on though) but that's more casual, let’s give them the makings of a real relationship this time.

I might have seen this somewhere but I love the idea of Haley going to Sebastian for weed, and that's how they get closer.

I need Sebastian to SAVE her. That’s what got me all fired up. That’s my climax.

Ok so initially, Haley definitely just sees Sebastian as a freak, especially because he was even weirder in high school while he was figuring out his style and stuff. 

She dreads that she has no other option but to go to him for weed, preferring to go through Sam whenever possible, but Jodi is really strict you know, he can't always be meeting her for stuff like that or keeping weed in his place. 

So she has no choice but to meet him.

Sebastian has changed. He's grown, he's gotten his style together. He's kind of punk, but Haley doesn't hate it. (I'm imagining @modern-gremlin 's interpretation of Sebastian for this). Haley's even a little intrigued, but won't admit it to herself. He's not the kind of guy she usually goes for.

The first time she meets him at his house on the mountain she complains about the trek, but she’s wearing fashionable heeled boots and Sebastian looks at her like she’s stupid. “Nice boots.”

“Is that sarcasm?”

Sebastian can't tell if she’s asking that seriously or not. It makes things awkward (high implications that Haley is autistic I love autistic Haley fanon). “Maybe” he decides to answer.

She waggles a gloved finger at him. “No, no. I don’t take sarcasm. I will thank you for your compliment, and your backhanded joke is ruined,” she says matter-of-factly.

Sebastian, amused and a little high, just chuckles and says “Okay.”

“Thank you. Now where’s my weed?” 

Sebastian shakes his head to himself, an incredulous smile glued to his face. He can’t quite shake his sarcastic tendencies when he gestures back to the house, “After you my lady.” 

She nods and flips her blonde hair behind her.

They start meeting up regularly, usually once a month. Always short business dealings. At first Sebastian does offer to smoke her out so she can test it, but she refuses. More than potentially being awkward, she really prefers just to smoke at parties. It's not that she doesn't trust him, she supposes she does if she's buying weed from him, and he never seems to short her.

I want to have a buildup bonding moment where she learns something about him that's surprising and she likes it. Maybe she comes by and he is working on his motorcycle (🥵 every Sebastian lover when we get that scene) and after that starts opening up to him a bit more.

She starts letting him know about the parties she is going to in town where she's taking the weed to. When it seems a little sus or new territory, he asks her how she's getting home and stuff like that, just to make sure she's safe, and she laughs him off. She's a big girl, she can take care of herself. He assures her anyway that if she's ever in a bad situation she can call him or Sam. They are often in town on the weekend anyway. Haley is touched at that.

She decides maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to get high with him sometime. I’m thinking the first time is a fun little hangout with a group though I’m not sure who exactly yet. Essentially I need them to get high and have a good time and with their guards down there actually starts to be a little romantic tension between them but they can’t do anything about it because of the others there. 

Next we get a party scene where Haley is kind of checked out and uninterested in hooking up or playing any racy party games because unfortunately she’s kind of hung up on Sebastian now. Both are individually having their own 'damn I might have caught feelings' moments.

A few days after those realizations they stumble across each other by accident and are both sober, that's important. They have a cute little sober moment like she comes across him in the woods as she’s taking pics, or he takes her out on his motorcycle. By the end of it they are officially both interested in each other. They are looking forward to seeing each other again, but neither of them has spelled out that they're dating. 

Then, first conflict. Something happens, probably some kind of miscommunication. They don’t end up reconciling before Haley gets herself into trouble at the next party she goes to.

This bit originally got too graphic for this post so I will just say, she ends up in a bad situation, and manages to call Sebastian.

Sebastian comes in fully prepared to do jail time. I'm not pretending he is a big guy, I know that, he knows that. He has just seen some shit in his life and knows how to defend himself. Plus it helps that he is pissed. He majorly fucks up the bad guy and rescues Haley.

She's super out of it but murmurs his name. "Seb..."

“I told you I’d come get you,” he says, choking on relief. 

Haley smiles a little and closes her eyes again. He picks her up, walking out of the party cradling her in his arms. 

And then we could get an epilogue of them properly reconciling and becoming official and all that teehee

This ask is a part of the (now closed) SDV Rarepair Challenge! Check out the other answers here, and make sure to boost your favorite so it can appear in the final fic poll! More info on that here.

[sisilovespink]

꧁✬◦°⋆⋆°◦. 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓑𝓘𝓣𝓒𝓗 ◦°⋆⋆°◦✬꧂

hey! i think this is my 1st text post (not including the intro) and i just wanna talk about something that really plagues my mind and no matter how many times i talk about this with my best friend, i always leave so much unsaid i just just HAVE to get this all off my chest. i know this might make me seem like a horrible friend and a bad person, and i do admit i sometimes am. but i think it's unfair to judge me as such with what's truly going on.

so there's this girl i'm close friends with. and she's super sweet and you can tell her everything. but the issue is she's the most innocent person ever. and i'm not saying innocent as in the ''cute'' way, innocent as in it's truly scary how little she knows about everything. she's so protected by her parents she knows nothing. and i mean it. for example: up until some weeks she didn't know what a condom was. this week i had to explain to her what semen was. she is the most dependent person ever. i can't send her anywhere to buy something cause she doesn't know how money works. it's just frustrating to be with her because she's most literally a baby in a grown body. and it's so fucking weird cause she also acts like a little girl. i kid you not that girl was throwing a tantrum last week because i confronted her about ignoring me in favor of some other bitches i hate. and you know i love this girl so much, but i also hate her so much. she's the type of girl that wants to be a teacher's pet and won't hesitate to put in 150% effort in any schoolwork. she's the biggest liar i know. she lies about everything and it's honestly so tiring. everytime we talk about something i don't know if she's lying or she's being genuine with me.

i deeply pity this girl cause she's so insecure. and being honest she's the ugliest girl i know. she's fat, has a man face, has literally no tits whatsoever. just plain ugly. and of course i won't say mean things to her face because she's my friend. but i just hate it how she projects her own insecurities onto the ones she spends time with. and she loves giving out backhanded compliments to people, or at least to me. and i just really don't like that. i mean, i really like myself and all but it's just not nice when a friend of yours tells you those things.

and OMG she's so fucking bratty. for context her parents are loadedddd, she's got a 3 stories house and drives around a nice car. in general she's got a lot of money. and you know, because she's so innocent and her parents have done everything for her. so she's always bragging about how her parents do everything for her, and that she always gets what she want and bla bla bla. well guess what? i don't give a flying FUCK about that, they do that cause they don't like you. yeah, you got money but it doesn't change the fact that your parents push you so much academically that you had literal burnout in the summer, that's why you couldn't come to my bday party. and all the money you have still doesn't change the fact that you're not happy with yourself of your life. and omg, she's just one of those people you just wanna choke to get the brattiness out of them and she stresses me out so much.

and she's also very mean to me, sometimes. verbally, she's a bitch. she's always telling me something not very nice. like this one time i was hanging around with her and i told her i had bought this cute little lace bra and she told me something along the lines of: you've got no tits. like omg stfu, at least i can fill my bras. you don't, you're like a aaa cup. and then she also hits me for no reason. i say something she's midly not a fan of and she hits me for it. and i just find it ridiculous.

so yeah!! that's my rant. i feel a lot better now hahahah

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

legend of ruby sunday let's gooo

TWO SHADES OF RED

ruby is so overhwelmed bless her lol

hOWS YOUR UNCLE. YOU SEXY BITCH SDKLFJ HOW YOU THINK!!!!??

they are making unit too quirky for them not to become a spin off lol

15 WILL flirt with your staff kate and you WILL endure it

screaming the clip was just the first clip. whats gonna happen

"Even I got that" SDKJ THE META

IS THAT SIGNIFICANT"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ya'll are so self-conceited. millions of people are called susana. / i say this while vibrating at the rate of a neutrino star

"susan IS the name of my grandaughter" NOT WAS. IS !!!!

"we'll get him" is that a musk ref. rtd, musk is not a genius lol

"but what for" asking the tough questions

(also regeneration as a disguise…. what a good idea)

JUST DONT GO CHANGING YOURS OOK

"cant we just pipe in a bit of applause " the meta……..

mel pulling a 73!yards ruby

"we have another mystery woman" "ruby sundayyyyyyyyyyy" "you could've warned me" wtf i love tem. i love this. absolute bonkers vibes for a finale. (the horrors will start at any second)

ruby/rose flirting…….. ?? :eyes emoji:

doctor who wasMEANT to have a bunch of middle aged / old

women characters

stsly i love this energy "I love devina" amazing.

"you love to break the rules" she knows her uncle so well

WE CAN SHARPEN THE IMAGE. ENHANCE!!!

im enjoying how the fantasy / scifi plot mystery is tied to this very real personal thing for ruby.

ruby rose holding hands………………. im seeing.

"they never give me proper work" gee i wonder why rose!!! you think your mom wants you out there doing torchwood style suicide missions. cmon.

"he was a postman. she was a dinner lady" hmm

MEL IN HER LIL' ORANGE SCOOTER. OBSESSED!!!!!!!!

CARLA ON ACTION!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO

go get miss flood??????? A???????????

IM ALWAYS HIDING MYSELF AWAY

dont leave it to her oh my god. rip cherry.

(btw god bless. the hallway crack from the christmas special is still there lol)

ms flood nailing the old relative backhanded compliment

IT'S ABOUT TIME I CAUSE TROUBLE FOR MYSELF

HE WAITS NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT QUITE. NOT YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im vibrating so much

oof this is so good. this is so TRUE. "you need roots of your own not a senile old man" updated to "i bring disaster"" aggg

15 is so healthy guys. so healthy

"what if you just said hello to her face?" i cant believe this is happening ya'll. russel really said "the five doctors was BULLSHIT. im gonna fix-it fix this shit" and went and did it. icon

ill have some of that <3 !!!! (lol thats right kate. he'll never trust u like them!!! deal with it)

a phoenix is just a bird until it burns… awesome. what the fuck does that mean

thats right stammer. you're barred from unit. motherfucker 15 is so rude. love him

MANCHESTER MOMENT

MASSIVE INFORMATION FROM THE VHS. I LOVE THIS ABSOLUTE NONESENSE.

ooo the music did a little thing. hold on to your butts babes we about to get DRAMA

unit has better toys. but are they competentent? LOL

clara and the leaf energy tbh (complimentary)

(oh is ruby susan's daughter therefore 15' daughter????) love the snow thing tbh . rtd was like im about to give dw fanartists an easy motif to add to their art for years. thanks king "time has tides and hollows and secrets"

(this transition effect………. very pertwee era intro….. :eyes emoji:) memory is time!!!!

"you cant move" omg impossible mission moment. fathers day moment. 15/ruby dont know how to step moment!!!!!!!!!!!

this is rtd's thought process lol "time … memory… ah shit.. MEMORY TIME MACHINE THERE WE GO"

damn carla and ruby got me here.

"my memory of this keeps changing"

rip chipzode probably

T.T rubes

what the actual fuclk

Close the window!!!!

when is that thing, inspector spacetime???????

it's the beast!! (carla dont name the undefined thing on the "everything becomes what you name it season" o h my gOD)

I AM IN HELL

im loving the coloring/lighting in this episode. everyone looks very sharp and nice

"i bring disaster" hehe

finally some good fucking [kate vs doctor antagonism]

15 frustrated because he finally has to come back from buying the cigarattes/ bread

"FINISHED? STOP GRIZZLING AND FIX IT". mel!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats

mel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you mel!!!!!!!!!!!!

rtd said im gonna write a season that is SO self referential. thank u

for writting this show for the weirdos only. (We might run out of disney money tomorrow but TODAY we relish)

brigadier picture!!!

missing episodes restoration commentary? lol (if i was rtd i would have named harriet ms. bachel color)

"i'd remember a handsome chap like you" um. let's no go there!!! thanks

i told u doc u absolute anxious nerd. there's millions of susans!!! (not convinced this isnt anything yet)

the music is doing things

"being an ambulance?" mel u have always been in doccy who. catch up!!!

reverse the polarity of the VHS

(ALSO very 00's/90's "therre's something hiding in the music if u play it backwards Zeitgeist ("Blink"'s dvd easter egg realness))

donna this is all ebcause you had to go and spill that damn coffee. chodizee's blood is on YOUR hands

leave the tardis alone… "then they get wise, and they try to destroy it"

"thank you, and i love you, and good bye" aaaaaaaaa

our tecnology spreads lies and fraud!!! im gonna count that as aBINGO. taking my prize in cash beebs. thank!!!

"you do not question, you move" ummmmm

master? rogue? valeyyard? rassilon? omega? suttek? omega??? rani?? ???

harriet arbingers. rip.

A DREAM OF A WORLD WITH ORANGE SKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol love this. going over the theories

THE MARA MENTION!!! TEGAN NATIO N WE R I S E

suketh!!!!!! well there it is lol (damn wish i had rewatch Pyramids so i could be more excited about this dklfjsdklfjdskldfs) (also def saw ppl on reddit calling that "second anagram" ou t sdklfjsd)

"did you think i was family, doctor?" rude.

CONCLUSIONS!!!

tbh this had a looooot of good character moments but i think it was mostly a "putting the chessboard pieces in place" episode. still tho damn, those characters moments. highlighting carla/ruby giving me emotions, sutekh/doctor taunting, doctor/kate antagonism MY BELOVED, ruby/rose (best ship name?????), doctor/mel!!!!!!!!!!!!!! being everything!!!!, doctor finally dealing with the susan of it all!!!! (ilu for this rtd). doctor/ruby being super cute and queer before experiencing THE HORRORS, idk how i feel about the reveal since tbh i didnt care much for that serial sdlfkjsdfds but hey. anyway excited for next week. tv show reveal def coming for the second-act-reversal !!!!!/is a hopeless case ALSO enjoyed the filming of this as well (snow! vhs effect!!!) and this is def the most interesting UNIT has ever been lol

[icanseethefuture333]

do you get compliments on your appearance a lot? like irl? and is that echoed in tarot readings or any other readings you get? because i feel like i'm constantly told i'm pretty in readings but irl people don't say it to me as much. or it's brought up to me in very backhanded ways. omg IDK what kind of treatment hot girls get bc i think i just glowed up 😭😭

I get compliments a lot, yes, but maybe you should check your birth chart to see why you don't get as much attention or praise in public. For me, I have a Leo rising, 5th house stellium, and sun dominant, so I attract attention or people even when I don't necessarily want to (especially as a teenager because I was terribly shy!). I have had people be really nice to me, but also very rude to me as well (people publicly body shaming me for no reason). I think regardless of appearance or being considered attractive, Leos command attention, or its hard not to notice them because their features, aura, or style is so prominent. If people give backhanded compliments, it could be because of jealousy. Which reminds me of Cancer risings, Libra risings, Scorpio, Gemini, and earth sign placements. Karen Mulder said no one told her she was pretty growing up and then became a supermodel, she has a taurus stellium. Jisoo from Blackpink said people in her family would call her ugly and now she's the visual of a famous girl group, she has a Capricorn stellium, as well as her Venus and Pluto in Scorpio in the 1st house, which explains the envy she experienced throughout her childhood.

[shethinks2much]

Over Explaining Myself (like always)

I say to you “omg you FINALLY look good” but I say it from the purest part of my heart. Yeah I mean well and in my eyes I’m giving a compliment, but how is the receiver to feel? How would you feel? Sometimes good intentions that come across poorly intertwine with failing to be perceptive of the other side. That eventually turns into something bigger, which is, ignorance. If I don’t become more considerate of your feelings and I repeat certain actions, how am I serving you as the person you are? Now, as the person who received that so called “compliment” yeah you couldn’t scream at the me, right? Because after all, I wasn’t aware and my intentions were good, PLUS it was my first strike. So you swallow your pride, become the bigger person, and ACCEPT me for who I am and what my intentions were.  

But then AGAIN, I do the same thing. I strike unintended hurt. You get upset. I then wonder why you are upset. You tell me why you are upset and I hear you, but I just don’t quite understand you. I listen, but I just cannot interpret what you said.  I look to you in complete confusion. At this point, all I’m seeing is a reaction while missing WHY you reacted. 

“I gave her a compliment!” I thought, while you think, “she gave me a backhanded compliment?” We are then on different pages. I strike again with my comments and keep unknowingly hurting you. You tell me how it makes you feel and I respond with “but I didn’t mean it that way” and “it’s not a big deal”. BUT, to you, you were hurt and it was a BIG deal AND you told me that too. You just said you were hurt to me but to me, that doesn’t matter as much bc I just didn’t mean it. You feel that I cared more about defending myself than just stating and acknowledging how it came across. The cycle then repeats and I’m oblivious to how you work, so I keep hurting you. It makes you feel crazy inside for having every ounce of emotion being passed off, minimized into nothing. You then would start to get upset and frustrated because I haven’t taken the time to consider your feelings. You have understood that yes, my intentions weren’t bad, but I haven’t taken the time to learn how my unintentional actions can sometimes resonate poorly. 

xoxo,

Psyche Abyss

[sliceoflove]

The fact they now have more voice line and characterization from a crossover game than the actual show itself is wild

Voice lines from above video that stood out to me:

1:11 No way Reds crumbs ???? 😳 Wtf wtf the idea of him saying she’s smart and pretty and smells like unicorn cinnamon sticks

3:09 I already the heard the Blues crumbs, but holyshit, this is like every Boomer in those old fanfictions ever

3:35 lmao

4:06 Butch having beef with Lebron

4:32 I like to think the rrb do have sonic scream powers since its not special only to Bubbles

5:41 but I still refuse Brick having ice powers, that’s only for Blossom 😭

4:46 Brick being a Joker fan and acting like a dog over it. Its perfect

5:19 “I hate feeling bad feelings” aw Butch lol

5:53 They fight the Girls cause its fun, as I expected of course

6:02 Butch always blaming Boomer is so Buttercuo and Bubbles’ dynamic i love it

6:14 yep Brick is very Blossom

6:58 holy shit they acknowledged Mojo as their dad! And Him as their other dad! Pretty sure they lowkey mentioned being in hell without saying it too

7:40 holy shit more Reds crumbs

7:50 Brick is a Joker stan

8:25 team works makes the dream works, Butch agrees

9:17 Brick says Mojo is their dad but he doesn’t see any family resemblance lmao

9:48 so far i noticed all the Boomer bullying is from Butch only

9:50 prepubescent anger??

10:13 Butch missed Townsville

11:41 Butch hyping up Brick, pretty in character honestly they seem to always be on the same page

12:48 Butch really looks up to Brick

13:52 seriously Butch really likes Brick

12:08 OMG idk if this is Greens crumb but holyshit GREENSS CRUMBS

13:26 Butch hates mornings, but they all seems to wake up late

14:32 Butch giving backhanded compliment to Superman lol

14:42 the Joker is Brick’s “positive male role model”

15:04 Boomer thinks Steven is cool and wished they didn’t have to fight him

15:27 Brick asking if they can hang out, i don’t know who they’re interacting with

16:54 wow they’re more respectful of Mojo here

17:14 Holyshit more Greens crumbs

20:19 Brick is really big fan of the Joker

21:22 “nobody picks on my brothers except for me” classic older sibling

21:24 wow they mentioned ballistic barages, the people did their research on their first debut episode

23:13 Butch is really Brick’s boy its so cute

23:42 Todd Philips’ Joker movie reference I’m sure

28:02 seriously they’re way more respectful to Mojo, did they emailed Craig for input?

28:25 Blues crumbs

29:27 aww the rrb and ppg have friendly sparring rivalry

31:49 “No offense Boomer” wow this is coming from Brick is weird

32:39 more Greens crumbs lol

36:09 so far Brick is the most sexist of the 3, but of course its toned down and its just “yeah 8 guess you’re pretty cool,… for a girl” also he makes comments about eating sandwiches and not telling people to make them for him

36:41 Boomer respects your emotional maturity

36:57 Boomer all soft: “try not to cry about it ok Steven 😃”

38:04 Brick sounds softer on Boomer here

38:58 not quite Reds crumb, but yay they’re interacting

39:50 Butch stole all of Boomer’s present

40:43 Boomer’s dialogues about Steven is so cute, even though its backhanded

Also the Girls’ voice line. I’m not big in crossovers but holy shit these interactions with other characters

All the birthday voice clips are so cute!

https://youtu.be/1EbNZ08PMCo?si=aojPkVIVRGit2sNO

[something2believe]

in a good mood bc my mom just complimented me 🥺 girls with mommy issues will understand <3

[takalzuoom]

Hi! I really enjoyed your headcannons about Leona and Riddle as reader’s besties. Can I please request best friends hcs for Vil and Malleus?

Omg I’m writing this in English

But I’m so glad you enjoyed the riddle and Leona scenarios 🙈

Oh my god i literally loved writing this like- this is probably one of my favorites to write, i’m sorry for the wait but tysm requesting 🙈

May have overindulged in malleus… 😺

𝐕𝐢𝐥

oh my god

Even if you're nice i can immediately imagine the plastics

HE INVENTED THE BURN BOOK

With you vil (and sometimes) rook, you're unstoppable and cause people to have nightmares

In order for you to even be seen together, you have to have pride in your appearance, But if you have opposite aesthetics,i think you’re gonna have to be pretty tame cause if you get a little too … wild, he’ll literally bully you💀

But other than that- he's an absolute menace- like he’d absolutely throw away your lunch, look back at you and smile saying ‘you’ll thank me for this later’

IF YOU TRY GIVING HIM A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET HE’LL ‘SMILE’, CHUCKS IT SOMEWHERE, AND APPEAR WITH MATCHING LUXURY BRAND BRACELETS CLAIMING ‘ i won't have that fake metal touch and ruin my skin. You're welcome by the way’

You never knew what happened to it, but once you see it sitting prettily on his vanity, you know the gesture meant a lot to him

Okay listen- you literally become his emotional support friend

He won't go anywhere without you😭 that's only if you’ve been friends for super long and know him- like really know him

(Your relationship reminds me of me and my sisters, her constantly calling me into her room to hang out while she does whatever with hair and makeup while I’m on my phone talking to her)

Though some people point out that you're basically his assistant, you both know that's just chatter as Vil trusts you immensely.

Cause he’s someone who solely believes that you should do important matters yourself, but he’s let his guard down and let you lighten his load a bit

(That’s an unspoken indicator that you values you far more than you’d ever know)

The industry is hard and you can’t trust anyone- so knowing youre there in his corner, or even there in general relaxes him a bit, though its very uncomfortable at first

He may appear to be a diva, but even he sometimes gets caught up in his head.

While i dont see him skipping meals, he will calorie count

And if it’s a bad day / week, I can see him freaking out if even one minisquill of pigment is out of place. He’ll probably throw his things on the floor and grip at his hair as he refuses to cry.

He has a lot of pent up rage so 😿

You will definitely have to keep an eye on him. Don't confront him in public or else he will point out your flaws, bringing the unwanted attention to you

“Stressed? Potato are you feeling well? You don't look… heh, well as you do usually “ he gives you a once over “so go along to your dorm and catch some rest…”

You always know what gossip’s going on.

How Leona failed his last test. Or malleus cried in class. How Riddle talks to animals. You. Know. Everything.

I see him as valuing your opinion, so sometimes when he isnt sure if he likes how a shoot / a photo came out, he’ll ask you- sometimes taking your judgment other times doing the opposite

Screams at the tv 💀

Like yall could be watching cheer and when they’re at Daytona he’ll shush you any time you try to talk, or (when he knows no one is in a square radius of his room, dorms closed, windows locked, rook hunting- he’ll start screaming

Has no problem confronting people, if one of your friends block you for no reason, he’ll go up to them (when he deems fit) and ask why they’d do that

Basically an extrovert adopting an introvert if you truly think about it

PETTY. THIS MAN IS PETTY.

SO MANY BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN HE SAYS REAL COMPLIMENTS

He’s gotta keep you on your toes

“…What are you wearing?”

“…I thought it was cute…”

“oh… well you look like the ugly duckling who got dumped in oil and cooked alive- go change”

If you think he doesn't give you a weekly makeover and give you a proper skin care routine, you're deadly mistaken

In his free time I can see him totally helping you with potions and chemistry, and since he’s into skin care and make up he’ll just suddenly nerd out while looking at different skin care products

… close to being a Karen- has class and he’s socially conscious so he isn't

Also will help you with social media rules and social rules if you‘re oblivious about them (like me)

Will give you pep talks that will linger with you for months, maybe even a whole year as Vil knows what he’s talking about

You need him as much as he needs you, and if someone tries to tell you differently, they’ll suddenly have the worst luck 🤥

He tries to keep you out of the spotlight as 1/ he doesn't want you to get involved and 2. It’s his spotlight. So when you're out you’ll have to keep yourself disguised since he’s as conscious about his reputation as he is his skincare

Gives you the ‘boys are shit’ talk

“but you’re a guy”

“no. i’m a queen, rook is a boy”

“excuse you but i’m a man”

But over all, yall are staying best friends - forever 😈

Keeps you away from neige

matching outfits that aren’t tacky

𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐮𝐬

omg, omg my little pony didn't prepare him enough for this

In order for you guys to become friends, you’d either have to not know who he is, be paired up as partners, or talk to him as a dare 💀 (Please keep that one to yourself, cause his three musketeers will literally ruin you)

But please, he's so happy that you actually talked to him. just walking with him to class will lift his spirits, and he’ll look forward to talking to you again

And, yeah at first he’s awkward, you are too cause ‘why are people looking at me like they’ve seen a ghost’

But please. Be kind. He’s a sweetie 😿

Gives you the weirdest nicknames, ‘child of man’ being his favorite

call him mal or mal-mal and he’ll gleam with delight

But the more you spend time with him, figuring out he's more… odd, than intimidating

The people in diasomnia are blessed with actual sunshine and thats bringing his retainers through a loop becuase- what the fuck is wrong with malleus?

Sebek is losing his head and lilia,albeit amused since he never saw this side of him, wants to know what’s going on. and silver’s in one of his classes so he knows

You definitely get cornered by them💀 sorry bro but they’ll probably threaten you DBFNCOISUJGR

And when sebek literally degrades your entire bloodline and calls your mom a ‘wench’ you start to avoid malleus :(

He tries to talk to you but you're always either in a hurry or whisked away by one of the first years…

“Oh… I see”

Cue sebek, lilia and silver watching from a corner

So a week passes

…and 17 diasomnia students have ended up in the infirmary because of the constraint lighting strikes-

And three of them finally put 4 and 4 together and realize they’ve possibly made a mistake (lilia already knew this, but he just wanted to see what happens- cheeky little bastard👹)

And malleus, finally having enough comes up to you as you’re playing with grim, freezes everything in time expect you and just- talks

10 minutes later y'all are friends again and going to get lunch😻

Ignores his retainers for a day

He’s definitely a passive person. Not being able to say his disdain for things out right, but with carefully crafted words he could call someone’s mom a whore and they’d be thanking him for the supposed compliment

Honestly if people see you around malleus they’ll genuinely think he’s threatening you / holding your family hostage

“Blink twice if youre in danger”

“Why would they be in danger? Are they being threatened? If so…” 😟

But then again- scary dog privileges👁👁

Which has resorted to multiple rescue attempts from the first year squad

He’s a little jealous when they succeed cause he wants to join in on the fun too :((

You join the gargoyle research club! He asked you and since you didn't have anything going on at the time, and needed some kind of breather from… the trio of mayhem

Plus he looked so… lonely 🤥

LOGOWEAR FHG PLEASE HE’S NOT A CHARITY CASE CAUSE HE MAKES BEING ALONE ALL MYSTERIOUS WHEN IN REALITY THE MLP THEME SONG IS BLASTING IN THERE

Some times he’ll say there’s an emergency meeting and takes you out of class just to wander around the school after coaxing from lilia

He loves hearing about your adventures with the first years, loving the way your eyes sparkle and you talk animatedly about what goes on. Just.

*sighs dreamily*

Out of all of them i think it’s easiest to get into a relationship with malleus

Please do makeovers with him. Stick those saturated butterflyclips in his hair and attempt to do different makeup and hair styles on him and he’ll be so happy, on the inside, with a slight smile is on his face on the outside

Don't let sebek catch you though-

“What are you doing to the young master! Let go of him this instant!”

YOU TWO HAVE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS SHUT UP.

Extra credit points if its mlp related

(Malleus watches mlp literally fight me- yall binge it too.)

I WILL KEEP PUSHING THIS

Flexes accidentally 🧍🏻

Like no, he’ll talk about how on break he went to some exotic island like its nothing you only found out that it was rich and exotic when ace and deuce look like they were about to faint when you told them he invited you

I WANNA MAKE RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS FOR HIM CAUSE UGHUREGHF- he will secretly court you if he likes you 🧍🏻

Okay back on track, even though he’s the ‘big bad malleus’ he has bad nights too, where he just cuddles into his covers, and hides himself from the world, that was truly when you realized he’s just like everyone else. That he’s not some robot. Some kind of a golden pedestal that sebek constantly has him on

You platonically cuddle cause he’s so touch starved- he’s either FREEZING and incredibly warm. No in between.

Sebek has approached you repeatedly asking you ‘how to get closer to the young master’

And you, still. Not over him practically calling your mom a whore, tell him to just, open his eyes a little more walks around with his eyes wide the next day- GBFNVIOSEF IK HE’S NOT FULLY OBLIVIOUS BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MALLEUS, C’MON

Out of everyone, i don't think you’ll have any true fights, malleus treasuring you, one of his only friends, so he makes sure communication is there

Y’all are 4lifers. You're his ride or die.

You also help him try to talk to leona more cause he, for some reason, wants to be his friend and- oh my god the chaos that ensues

[evebestt]

Well the battle of the Grandmother's is a battle of wit (That's fairly one sided), As Rhaenys is holding baby Jace and baby Daeron because Jace shrieked his tiny head off seeing his grandmother hold ANOTHER baby and as Viserys's favorite cousin she MUST hold his child at least once. Alicent's jealousy that Rhaenys can easily settle two one year olds without any sort of difficulties, and her snark.

Backhanded compliments and Alicent rhetorically asking if anyone's ever seen a Targaryen with such dark curls.

Rhaenys replying quite frankly that yes, she has seen other HALF Targaryens with such dark hair, her own mother and uncle in fact.

Omg all the babies screaming for Rhaenys’ attention, and her happily cuddling them all and settling them in 🥺 but yes I do think the Battle of the Grandmothers would be a bit one sided, and not nearly as obvious as the Battle of the Grandfathers. It would mostly be Alicent feeling jealous at the easy confidence and coolness that Rhaenys projects, and how easy she slides between her roles of mother, grandmother, Lady, and strong political force. And Rhaenys would only really give Alicent the attention required to give the Queen, and other than that just ignoring her.

Until Alicent brings up the dark hair, and you bet you ass that Rhaenys is ready to go through her entire family tree and name every other half Targaryen who’s had dark hair — herself included if you go with the books. @youleavethetardisbrakeson and I have joked that in regards to the babies coming out with dark hair, Laenor could have just been like “yes they take after my grandmother on my mother’s side, there’s some strong Baratheon blood in there” 😂