#and i dont mean not be able to handle in a cutesy way like awww ohhh he gets to experience gentle love NO. HE WOULD BE SICK
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Real talk I think Cherry Coading and R. Marie should switch evil genius partners for a week and see what happens
#not even in a romantic way its almost like theyre switching jobs π#mostly losing my mind thinking about mojo trying to deal with r marie's pure fucking evil vibes and almost not being able to handle it π#like yeah he's evil of course but she's also just bitter and mean. theyre definitely gonna fight at some point hrnsjxbfb#OMG WAIT AND I MADE HER CANONICALLY DISLIKE ANIMALS. OH THEYRE GONNA FUCKIN FIIIIIIIIGHT#she would probably give such backhanded compliments like 'sure pretty good evil plot.. for a monkey <_<' HRNDJDBTX#meanwhile cortex is so so used to r marie's mean fucking love that cherry's sweet adorable good vibes would be DISTURBING to him ππ#like he might enjoy it for a minute but his masochist ass would definitely not be able to handle that level of SWEET and GENTLE#and i dont mean not be able to handle in a cutesy way like awww ohhh he gets to experience gentle love NO. HE WOULD BE SICK#she's like 'wowww dr cortex thats such an impressive machine! you built it all on your own omg you are SO smart!!! >w<' and he would GAG#meanwhile in townsville r marie and mojo are just trying to out-evil each other πshe isnt even helping with anything its a str8 up contest#i guess that also means r marie dealing with the powerpuff girls 0-0 crash always stops cortex thru luck and making stuff backfire on him#but he's never actually FOUGHT him (unless u count twinsanity) but those girls are BRUTAL so r marie definitely boutta lose some teeth π³#i think at the end of the week everyone is going to be more than relieved to go back where they belong πππππ#ruby rambles#ππ§ : evil does it better#π: the man of my schemes#ππ§¬: emotional processing lag#π: loving you's a felony
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