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#somethings never change: bill edition#this bitch#bill shelburn#theo james#christian convery#the monkey#the monkey 2025
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Cursed Alastor cat free pfp’s🐈⬛📻🥀
-Bonus lucifer pfp🐥✨-

#hazbin hotel art#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#alastor#alastor fanart#cursed cat alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#this bitch#this mf#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer#lucifer morningstar
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Van Helsing (2004)
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rereading canon holmes and realising how acd literally gave no fucks about these men. like
what's ur name again doctor man? something beginning with j? james? meh, i'm sure that's right, whatever.
oh and that villain dude who kills off the beloved hero? james. villain's brother? james. they can all be james for all i care
any sense of coherent timeline? nah cba with this guys
AND THEN the fact that... a whole century of scholars have devoted their lives to decoding all the secret details. when. acd was just out there gratuitously jamesing around.
#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#arthur conan doyle#this bitch#like obviously the holmes stories are masterpieces and i love them with all my heart but#he makes me chuckle
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Fucking loyalty hire.

#donald trump#maga 2024#maga cult#us politics#fuck maga#maga morons#trump#trump 2025#this bitch#kristi noem#dog killer
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Commodus red toga in 4k
#commodus#joaquin phoenix#gladiator#perioddramaedit#costume design#periodedit#ancient rome#period drama#4k#this bitch
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you should write about sweet pea again,, he's sooo dreamy 😩
Sweet Pea is the epitome of dreamy. He doesn't seem to get it like you do, why you worry when he goes out to serpant bars to discuss gang business. You try to explain to him how wonderful he is, how loving and gorgeous and tall and you could go on for days and you're just worried some other girls will steal him away from you. Between his blushes at your completely sincere flattery, he realizes that you actually are worried. You know he doesn't like you going out to the serpant hangouts with him because it's so dangerous, but seeing the sweet little pout on your face, the way you hug him and smush your face into his chest and mutter "I jus' don't want anyone else to be with you," he gets it. You feel his heart pound at your touch and he hugs you back, so sweetly. He cranes his neck down to kiss your head and he wraps his big buff arms around you and rubs your back.
"Hey," he says it so softly, gently bringing your face up to look at him. "I am all in with you. All the way."
he says it so surely. it's not like you didn't believe him before, but this is exactly the reassurance you needed. you just stay like that for a moment, looking at each other like you hung the stars by hand. He admires you so much, he wonders every day how such a sweet, pure thing like you could ever love someone like him, and he hopes with all his heart that you'll keep on loving him like this. After a little while he stands up and stretches, and you can see his tummy exposed for a moment under his shirt and flannel.
"Alright, c'mon," he says, handing you one of his jackets. You look at him in surprise and he just hangs his head and laughs a little, wowed by you.
"I... I can't stand being away from you either." he says softly, caressing your cheek. "You don't need to worry about other girls, and I don't need to worry about other guys. Let's go."
You beam, glowing with delight and pull him down by his shirt for a kiss.
"You never have to worry about me having eyes for anyone but you, Sweet Pea. I love you more than anything."
I smiles, flushing again.
"And I can fight off anyone who looks at you wrong."
#drabbles#riverdale#riverdale x reader#riverdale drabbles#sweet pea#sweet pea x reader#sweet pea drabbles#sweet pea is SO “wear what you want I can fight” BF#he really and truly is so dreamy#guess who forgot to take their iron today and is now absolutely WEDGED into their mattress to avoid the dizzies????#THIS BITCH#I am a silly goose who thought my anemia was better#bringing back the “hey the reason you feel better is BECAUSE you're taking your meds” psa#so yeah#love you guys!!!!#kisses. smooches even.
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so i think we as a fandom agree that if someone Erik cares about got sick he'd absolutely fuss over them but lately i've been thinking about why he would do this and i came up with something i'm Not Normal About so y'all need to hear me out now
he'd been in a concentration camp. he had probably seen so many people die because of a common cold 'cause their immune systems were so weakened by the fatal conditions in the camp they couldn't fight it off. as a little boy he'd learnt that the moment you get sick you're already dead, and every time someone around him so much as sneezes he's reminded of all the deaths he saw that were caused by something seemingly so innocent as a cold.
so anyway this is all i can think about. i'm literally going insane. me and my friend are also writing fics on that
#x men#erik lehnsherr#cherik#charles x erik#xmfc#i either have niche interests or am creative because why i can never find a fic on what i want to read#always have to do everything by myself in this house#gotta go torture my fav character brb#erik's trauma my beloved#i am not losing my marbles erik is stealing them#to replace the ones he has lost himself#this bitch#(affectionately)
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❝I'm begging you, Pleng. Stay with me. I said let go.❞
SONYA SARANPHAT as PLENG SADABPIN and LOOKMHEE PUNYAPAT as WAN WANWIYA episode 4 of AFFAIR
#sonya saranphat#lookmhee punyapat#plengwan#affair the series#affair thailand#lmsy#wan x pleng#affair gl#thai gl#wlw#th: affair#bibi gifs#girls love#asianlqbtqdramas#i'm sorry i don't know the dude's name#this dude kept talking about how this is a problem between husband and wife like a lunatic as if that would excuse him from the violence#and how he expected people around to back him up but he ain't getting it#and also#mind you people who just happen to stumble over this gifset#he has an actual wife and a kid on the way#this bitch#this just came about bc i thought wan looked especially hot
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If committing to the bit was a person


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How Gotham characters would react to Trump winning the election (for shots and giggles)
A/N: this is me coping, as well as running through how the hell we can survive this
Warnings: Cheeto man and this is also short so no gifs
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Oswald Cobblepot
The economy is gonna be so fucked
And as a pretty logical business man himself he looks at trump and goes “what the fuck is he?”
Convinced he’s not human
Gay man and a disabled person
So obviously doesn’t like him and is determined to keep the people he loves safe (little crime lord has a heart)
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Edward Nygma
Is being like me and is so surprised that people can be that mother fucking dumb
Him and riddler are just sitting there like “what the fuck”
They don’t kill people unless premeditated so it’s like… so strange for them to see “good people” putting this bitch in charge
Won’t necessarily comfort anyone loved ones but will shit talk trump
Barbara Kean
Never have you seen a woman more mad than when staring at that screen when they announced it
Chucking glasses and screaming and cussing people out
Takes her rights very seriously and will gut anyone who tries to ruin that
Is actually trying to figure out if she can do something about it
Jerome Valeska
His literal entire thing is non conformity so you think he’s gonna like a guy who wants that white picket fence shit?
Hell no
Riots
Riots galore
Will shoot anyone who says anything about the people he cares about if they’re gay and shit
Gets 10 times more intense in his crimes
Jeremiah Valeska
Don’t know honestly
Cause in one case he’s a woman manipulating son of a bitch
But he also is non conforming
So I think he’d be indifferent
Victor Zsasz
Planning his next hit
Will not tolerate that bullshit
Is sad when he can’t
He’s pan sexual so he’s like, directly affected so he’s as pissed as the rest of us
Though he had no hope in the world so he was disappointed anyway
will protect his loved ones
#gotham#barbara keen x reader#dc#edward nygma x reader#gotham x reader#harvey bullock x reader#jeremiah valeska x reader#jerome valeska x reader#jim gordon x reader#oswald cobblepot x reader#election#trump#this bitch
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I take back every nice thing I said about this bitch, I fucking knew she was too nice.
#Arcane#Arcane act 3#Arcane Season 2#caitlyn kiramman#Maddie#Arcane Maddie#This bitch#Arcane spoilers
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hi guys fun fact! in the italian language, “roman salute”, “nazi salute” and “fascist salute” are all synonymous! this is because the nazis took the idea and execution of the salute from the fascists, who pretty much made it up for their own ideology. while other “roman salutes” existed historically, the one we know today is almost entirely a fascist invention.
this is completely unrelated to real world events of course. simply historical information :)
death to fascism
#roman salute my ass#he wanna be goebbels so bad and he doesn’t even have a phd#can we skip to the end where they all end up like their favs#unironically calling it a roman salute is the worst excuse i’ve ever heard in my entire life#that’s the same thing girl#inauguration#elongated muskrat#this bitch
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