#and talks in the third person

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

guess who just spent 15 minutes of their lifetime transcribing a 4 minute clip of pearl rambling about life series on stream (29/10/2024)

anyway i can’t upload the video (too long) here’s the transcript anyway (also long)

Pearl: Um, alrighty. By the way, I wanna— I’m, I’m curious, I wanna know, okay, it— when it came to… Secret Life, why did people think I— I betrayed Gem completely? Wouldn’t me teaming with Gem have betrayed Scar? I wanna know where all this, like, super [word that i can’t place for the life of me. solar???] “Pearl betrayed Gem” came from. (laughs) 

I understand, I killed her at the end. And we teamed up for a moment. But Scar was on our side and not trying to kill my allies. That was my team from the beginning. Gem, was always trying to kill ‘em. So how… how is that not a betrayal in any… like it kinda has to be quote unquote betrayal, but technically Scar was allied with me more? (laughs)

“Scar was distinctly not on anyone’s side” Did anyone watch my finale? ‘Cause, he was teamed up with us. Gem was trying to kill us in that last episode. So, logically, I would fight with the person who’s not trying to kill my team. [Freudian slip]

So I just wanna know, how did I do the betraying in that instance? (laughs) “From her POV it was a betrayal” Ahh, it’s a belief system, huh? (laughs) But it’s funny. I like it. I was just curious what, uh, put the nail in the coffin for that belief. ‘Cause I’ve seen it come up a little bit lately, and apparently I’m the one that betrayed. 

(laughs) I dunno about that one. Curious. Curious, curious, curious. (laughs) Technically, whichever way I’ve gone, I would’ve went— it would’ve been betraying somebody, right? If I’d turned around and killed Scar, I would’ve betrayed him, because he was allied with us at the end. And then killing Gem obviously, same. But, when it came to that, I actually let Scar— I think I hit her once. Otherwise it was Scar. I did one whack, and then I stood back and let him kind of rock and roll. And uh, make it— make it between those two. So it was an interesting finale, that one.

But, something that people have mentioned actually, is that, uhh, another thing was, with, uh, Cleo and Scott in Real Life.

All this talk of Pearlo betraying people, are we not gonna realise that people have betrayed me in the life series? With a split decision? I’m just sayin’. They ain’t innocent. (laughs) Just sayin’, I think— I think 5am Pearl had every right to do what I did. Throw in um, what is it, the fuel on the fire for this one?

Character arcs. It’s cool to see how people analyse them, so I’ve been seeing a little bit of that. Especially with the new, uh, “I don’t love you” line that I got last session. Love you Gem. Always will. Even when you say no. (laughs) Even if you don’t, I’ll still be there. It’s fine. (laughs)

“Do it for the plot, Pearl” Basically.

(clip ends)

[cupcakeshakesnake]

So many of my childhood experiences can be explained away with 'I was a little bit gay' and it took me TWENTY YEARS to connect the dots

[front-facing-pokemon]

[kinokoshoujoart]

forbidden rock 10 heart event (real and canon)

[wolfchans]

BANG CHAN ♡ ONE KID'S ROOM EP. 06

[fuckyeah-bears]

y’all never fucking appreciate polar bear sunday and it always pisses me the actual fuck off

[firestorm09890]

it takes time for ME to reach FAUST’s specific knowledge, huh?

[aroaceyunarukami]

Investigation Team icons! feel free to use if you wanna!

[butchdykekondraki]

so like i asked an angel what it thought about the domestification of wolves and it stared past me and said "is that not what we have done to you?", and when i asked who it was looking at it stared at Me and said "who do you think?", and when i asked who it was talking to it looked into You and said "are we not both speaking to the same person?", and when i asked what it meant it stared at me and said "you know what i meant.", and when i said i didn't it stared through me and said "well, you will one day, won't you?", and you nodded. i asked an angel what it was like to be divine and it looked at us and said "are you not?", and smiled. anyway who would've thought angels had teeth like wolves lol

[ivanttakethis]

What if…

Ivan was killed (or at least nearly mortally wounded) at the end of Round 6. But because he’s such an asset to the aliens as a celebrity/idol, he’s brought back.

Except he comes back wrong.

And not wrong in the typical “weird” or “off-putting” way (he’s already weird and off-putting, but I love him), but in a way that is distinctly unlike the Ivan the other contestants know.

He’s able to express himself and his emotions with ease, and he genuinely starts to connect with others. He no longer sings of black sorrows and falling stars, but of blue skies and sweet, requited love.

Everything that made Ivan who he was is cleansed. His thoughts and memories died on that stage when he did. He’s a clean slate. A blank canvas.

He wears nothing but white. Pure. Angelic. Almost saintly.

In a way, he becomes the physical embodiment of everything Till believes Mizi to be.

And that scares the shit out of Till.

Imagine coming face to face with a man you thought was dead, who died for you, and he doesn’t remember anything.

Would Till look at him then? Would he be able to tell if Ivan’s eyes were different?

Would Ivan’s heart and everyone everything in it survive his rebirth?

[suitepea]

Oh my god, what a hog you’ve turned yourself into. I know you told me you got fat but I’m shocked to see how much you’ve let yourself go. How much are you eating that you blew up this big this fast? You must be gorging yourself on a daily basis to look like that. Hell, you look like you’re about to burst even in this picture. Having a gut that’s constantly packed to the brim with food must make it difficult to do anything else. Even sitting in that chair you look uncomfortable. Your stomach wants to spill into the space between your legs, but the arms on the chair are squeezing your massive thighs together. Tens of pounds of excess fat occupy the area around your pussy alone. And with those chubby arms of yours I doubt you’ll be able to reach your pussy at all pretty soon. If you keep overeating the way that you have been, that is.

All of that decadent lard is smothering your stomach, your thighs, your arms, your bloated face, and even your fingers look pudgy. Your body is desperately looking for new places to store it all. You probably struggle to breathe with all of that fat choking your neck too, but for some reason you can’t stop eating, can you, pig? One look at you and it’s obvious that you have a pathetic lack of self control when it comes to food. Mountains of lard adorn your body, but you still can’t seem to stop eating yourself into an early grave. Most people who look in the mirror and see what you see would consider it a wake-up call. But as soon as you walk away I know you’re waddling right back to the kitchen to stuff your already-full gut even further.

So you might as well get to it then. I know you’re hungry 🍴 🐷

[javelinbk]

Another regular conversational pit stop during our calls was the guests I was interviewing on my radio show on any given week, especially if they were rock stars. Inevitably, John would have some spirited opinions to share about his competition. One time, for instance, I casually mentioned an upcoming booking with Mick Jagger.

“Why are you interviewing him?” John asked.

The truth was, I was interviewing Jagger because he was holding a concert in L.A. to raise money for victims of an earthquake in Nicaragua. (His wife, Bianca, was Nicaraguan.) But for some reason I foolishly blurted out, “Because the Rolling Stones are probably the greatest live touring band in the world.”

“Isn’t that what they used to say about us?” John coolly replied.

“But the Beatles aren’t touring anymore,” I said, stepping on a landmine. “The Beatles as a group don’t exist anymore. And the Rolling Stones are as important a presence as anybody in rock ’n’ roll.”

“The Rolling Stones followed us!” John shouted. “Just look at the albums! Their Satanic gobbledygook came right after Sgt. Pepper. We were there first. The only difference is that we got labeled as the mop tops and they were put out there as revolutionaries. Look, Ellie,” he went on, “I spent a lot of time with Mick. We palled around in London. We go way back. But the Beatles were the revolutionaries, not the Rolling Pebbles!”

Excerpt From, ‘We All Shine On’, Elliot Mintz

[callme-l]

Everyone is slepping on the possibility of Shinichi and Aoko friendship and I REFUSE to let that slide

[yardsards]

there's a running joke in taz that clint doesn't know what he's doing. and while it's generally good-natured fun, it's not usually very true past balance. idk if it's cuz he started taking notes to keep track of stuff or just more experience playing ttrpgs or both but he seems to have genuinely gotten pretty good, and recently listening to how he played merle in imbalance vs balance really highlighted that. AND THEN what he just pulled in this latest steeplechase, playing to the expectations that "oh haha of course he would mess up his own character's name" only to turn it around that he was deliberately foreshadowing his plan there and he fucking bamboozled us all (even his fellow players). 10/10. you sly-ass bastard.

[staymauy]

POV you’re talking to Brok and Sindri

yep. that’s it.