#and talkative

[schumi-nadal]

Casper Ruud - UTS Oslo 🇳🇴

Just fifty shades (or almost) of Casper being Casper. 🍷🍴

Watch the full video here 🎾

[chaoslynx]

Everyone, meet Snickerdoodle

bro is SMALL

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

It's time for someee jealousy jealousy jealousy.

[saunne]

I'm catsitting my neighbor's cat this week !

Her name is Pistachio and she is a distinguished 19-year-old lady and let's face it, she definitely doesn't look or act her age. She has the energy of a two-month-old kitten and to hear her meow, you'd think she hadn't been fed in a week.

I also think she must be a little deaf because when I pspsps her this morning for her to come and eat, I had no reaction. I had to find her curled up on the bathroom tiles (very good technique to stay cool, not gonna lie) and then had to gently tap the ground next to her and then her paw before she woke up.

That's when the meowing began. Loudly.

[call-me-frosting-or-not-idc]

When I say I get weird when I drink caffeine I mean it like I made a joke that I probably should not have drank the tea with dinner because it has caffeine and my mom straight told me I should never drink caffeine and that it was in fact a bad idea

I don’t mean dangerous i just act weird so like I get really whim prone and silly and I wander around talking CONSTANTLY and become SUPER flamboyant and excitable. And of course I usually end up pacing, coming up with a bunch of really great ideas for my characters!!! Also yeah I will talk my moms ear off and I might end up dancing for her cat or smth…

[tameable50]

what tis i

who am i y’all

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[jingerpi]

popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

[tolerateit]

[suffering-and-misery]

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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[pauls-mescal]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[vamprisms]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[mangosteen]

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you