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[ultravioletbrit]

“spin” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 410 words

CW: drinking / smoking

“Ok! We’re playing fuck, marry, kill!” Barty announces, overly excited.

The party has been over for a while, but there’s still a group of them lingering in the common room playing random drinking games and they’re all fairly drunk by this point.

“Alright…” Barty thinks, looking around the circle “Reg! Fuck, marry, kill–”

“James.” Regulus answers instantly without letting Barty finish.

“Ugh. Reggie, you have to wait for the… wait what?!” Sirius starts then cuts himself off when he registers what Regulus said.

“You want to fuck James?!” Sirius asks looking shocked and appalled.

“You want to marry me?” James swoons with hearts in his eyes.

“I think you’re both focusing on the wrong thing here.” Peter tries to interject.

“I think we should have played spin the bottle instead.” Marlene grumbles under her breath from the other side of the circle.

“The bottle’s pointing at James!” Regulus yells as he starts crawling across the circle to James.

“No one even spun the bottle, Reg.” Dorcas tries to grab Regulus but he’s too far away, so she just falls back to where she was laying in Marlene’s lap.

“I don’t think Reg knows how to play any of these games.” Remus says as he passes a joint to Peter so he can try to grab Sirius who just got out of the chair the two of them are sharing.

“Stop that right now! What is happening!?” Sirius trips on his way to try and pull Regulus off James to stop what has turned into a rather intense make out session.

“Is no one concerned that Reg wants to kill James?” Peter asks seriously as he lets out a puff of smoke.

“He doesn’t actually want to kill James, you high idiot.” Mary rolls her eyes and smacks Peter on the back of the head as she steals the joint.

“I wouldn’t be so sure, Reg has some weird kinks.” Evan says as he’s reaching for the half empty bottle in the middle of the circle that was never spun, but is pointing at James.

“I think everyone’s really drunk and we should all go to bed.” Lily announces from her spot on the floor, dropping her head on the couch behind her.

“I think you’re really pretty.” Pandora looks at Lily from where she is laying upside down on the couch with her legs hanging over the back, her head laying right beside Lily’s.

Regulus and James continue to make out, completely oblivious to everything else around them.

[tearsipstea]

beiguang nation please have this

[j-restlessgeek]

Ahhhhhhhhh, am finally done with my project. Am so freaking happy and proud. I made a häärijä plushie :3😺.

He‘s 62 cm tall (that’s what I get for working without a plan and just jumping into it).

Big thanks to @morbid-things (we were talking about how mean käärijä was to häärijä and that he deserved better, so I decided to make one myself) also big thanks to @carpblu (beloved hobbies georg) who gave me a lot of tips on embroidery, so neat and nice. Big thanks to my sibling @rockingpeeble who pushed me to finish him and his clothes :3 To his clothes, they work like real clothes, he can be dressed and undressed :3, the shoes took the longest with around 1,5 hours per piece. Also the hello kitty buttons and kitty paws on the soles are there cause I wanted them to be there :3😺. The pockets are fake tho cause I got tired and just glued them on.

Am so happy and proud how he turned out for stitching and sewing him by hand especially since the last time I did both was over a decade ago. Might have to darken his nose and mouth since making it the same colour as his skin was prob not the best option. 😅

Thanks for listening 😺

[fcb-mv33]

Two top buttons undone oh my god whore🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[chaoslynx]

Everyone, meet Snickerdoodle

bro is SMALL

[kizo-aka-kizuna]

You may have saw I reblogged a bunch of furry art today. I am here to announce I am not a furry, but I will continue to reblog furry art. This is a threat.

[yihooniall]

oh my god

[delicatefury]

My sister and brother-in-law came and got their cats. I’ve had them for nearly 4 months while they finished renovating their bathroom.

I’m gonna miss the little inkblots. They were my morning companions. My nap buddies. My little attention seekers. But they’re not my cats. So I had to say goodbye.

The house is already a lot quieter.

…Now I have to visit my sister more often.

…… I really hope my cat doesn’t stress-pee on things now that they’re gone.

[auraee]

Happy birthday to our favourite fire husband!

The cute petootie everyone loves!

Look at how cute he is…

He’s truly gotten me through so many emotional moments and has really become a comfort character to me.

[crwndsprkzy]

irl friend + likes physical touch + casual + likes my music + likes our music taste + want to go to shows with us + is a little dumb

[levforfakes]

actually in love with newt scamanders autistic ass

[huccimermaidshirts]

Look at my work bestie 🥹🥹🥹

[malenaintheskywithdiamonds]

i want to nap with jake give me nap fics with jake

[important-animal-images]

[zoeyserpentluck]

It’s hilarious to me how my dad hates my dog sleeping on my bed and won’t listen to any arguments I give. But it really only has benefits. No one but my parents can enter my room while I sleep without him waking me up (he will bark at anyone trying to enter the house while I sleep). No one can touch me while I sleep or am waking up because he will bite them to protect me (my mum tried shaking me awake one morning and almost got bit, Loki is never aggressive except when protecting us). I get sick less often since he sleeps with me (I built immunity, this is especially funny given my dad let me kiss chicks as a child). I have a warmer if I ever get cold. Loki will wake if I have a nightmare and need comfort or if I have sleep paralysis. In 4 years of him sleeping in my bed I don’t recall one instance where it put me in any kind of danger.

Bonus I get cute pics of him, hear him snore and watch him as he is dreaming.