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i love the idea of sy transmigrating into svsss and being hailed as a seer or some sort of demigod or something. even better if he’s a disciple. he lets one weird thing abt the plot slip, it comes to pass, and suddenly he’s elevated in the sect, yqy is consulting him on major happenings, and sqq becomes fiercely possessive because that’s his head disciple, tyvm. he’s not spectacularly talented in martial arts or swordsmanship, but he’s incredibly skilled with musical and spiritual cultivation
he’s poisoned by without a cure during the demon invasion when elder hammer tries his stupid sneak attack on lbh. after that, lbh becomes his unofficial assistant, because all sy really wants to do is hang out and vibe, but he’s too valuable to the sect to be put on bed rest and somebody’s gotta make sure he takes his meds and doesn’t collapse alone on a mission. and sqq treats sy’s poisoning as lbh’s fault (lbh does too, sadly), so he makes sy lbh’s responsibility
#idk where im going with this#i think it would be cute for lbh to impose a life debt on himself since sy won’t enforce one#what’s the xianxia equivalent of a jjk binding vow#he makes one of those to protect and serve sy until such time as he is recovered from his illness#eventually they grow up and they fuck#and sy is cured#and then lbh makes another vow#but like in a marriage way#svsss au#disciple shen yuan#svsss disciple au#shen shixiong au#svsss life debt au#that’s the tag in case i have more to say abt this
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Shen Yuan, who transmigrates into PIWD as himself, finds out he is allergic to basically everything. Thankfully Bingge is ready to dual cultivate with him every time he has an allergic reaction to save his life. What a bro. What an absolutely heroic straight protagonist who fucks even a nerdy, straight guy like him to help a bro out. Well, it is a little strange that his blood mites does not work for this, so they have to dual cultivate every time, but Shen Yuan blames Airplane. It must be his fault. Shen Yuan is just so thankful and blessed to have such a good friend, who spends every minute stuck to him to make sure he is safe! Bingge even moved him to his own room and bed to stay vigilant! What a protagonist, what a bro!
#shen yuan#luo bingge#bingyuan#svsss#is shen yuan bingge's empress? yes he is#does he know about it? lol no#would the blood mites be able to cure all of his allergy? definitely#but bingge knows his empress has such a thin face he would never agree to have sex without being in a life-death situation#but who cares? they have an eternity together for sy to get a clue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.
now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.
He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.
(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)
The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.
The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.
And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.
(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)
The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.
anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#svsss#*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival#and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst#he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna#see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i#*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM#i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways#so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt#revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about#demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he#couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss#this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on#his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]
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sue me but I think Shen Yuan as an old man with crow's feet, laugh lines, and gray streaks in his hair could cure Bingge completely. It would just fix All of his problems.
#and by cure I really mean that all of his life problems would be solved#all of them#also don't forget the bad back#shen yuan complains that his back isn't what it used to be ONCE#and emperor bingge offers up his arms as shen-qianbei's personal step litter#skeletonmobile got nothing on him#svsss#the scum villain's self saving system#stilton speaks#shen yuan#binggeyuan#i was kind of iffy about binggeyuan at first#because bingge/early 20s sy as he would have been at the start of svsss#just wasn't doing it for me#but then. BUT THEN#i unlocked sy as an actual old man#and i've shipped binggeyuan ever since ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
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LBH gets stuck in a timeloop at Jinlan City and he can't figure out why. Worse, no matter how much he prepares himself, he can't stop losing his temper with SQQ and feeding him his blood one way or another.
In the worst loop, he attacks SQQ and shreds his robes, seeing his back and the glowing green sigil there. Lbh retreats and finally remembers that in the abyss he saved a trapped spirit that offered him a wish and his wish was, of course, for shizun to be safe.
But in the next loop even though he avoids SQQ entirely, the Old Palace Master still has him brought to the Water Prison and the reset happens when SQQ agrees.
And here's the problem LBH thinks, he already entered HHP belt the timeloop started. He can't unring that bell and doesn't know what to do. He kills the OPM, but the sowers still accuse SQQ and the timeloop still restarts.
Finally he realizes Xin Mo is affecting his thoughts and actions, which is why he lashes out at SQQ.
He kills every sower himself, then returns to the abyss and destroys Xin Mo (MBJ bringing him back out)
Freed from the loop he tearfully returns to qjp in the middle of the night and begs sqq to believe him that he means to no harm and Xin Mo is destroyed (which shouldn't mean anything to SQQ but obviously DOES) and please let him just come home
#svsss#bingqiu#sy is so confused and lost but he can't say no#lbh ramps his courting up to 11#sqq only realizes when lqg mutters something about how 'it's been this long won't sy just choose one of his suitors '#sqq has a major crisis and makes up a research project to lost himself in on qian cao (so he can still be treated for w/o a cure)#mqf asks him point blank is is bc he's in love with his part demon disciple and sqq is like YOU KNEW?!#yeah plenty of members have fairy blood or whatever#it's not a big deal you can get over yourself#then bingqiu happens but sy demands the courting start over now that he knows
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AU where LQG (correctly) guesses that SJ has been replaced by an imposter because of just how OOC his first meeting with SY was. He doesn’t care that the possession tests all come back clear, he knows that something is up!
#maybe the without a cure poisoning doesn’t happen in this au?#that makes a good point of divergence I think because it was the main factor in him actually getting close to SY!SQQ#svsss#svsss au#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#lqg conspiracy theorist au#<- what everyone else thinks except he’s actually right
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Just had the monumental realization that the biggest difference between Shen Jiu’s Shen Qingqiu and Shen Yuan’s Shen Qingqiu is that Shen Jiu is focused on his own image of himself while Shen Yuan is focused on everyone else’s image of himself.
Shen Jiu gets powerful because he’s tired of feeling powerless. Shen Yuan gets powerful because he wants to impress the disciples. Shen Jiu can’t have Luo Binghe upstage him because it makes him feel weak. Shen Yuan almost wants Luo Binghe to upstage him because he’s in love with Binghe he knows a good disciple will make him look good. Shen Jiu can’t forgive Yue Qingyuan for the ways he feels he’s wronged him and so treats him coldly. Shen Yuan treats him well because he doesn’t want to lose Yue Qingyuan’s favour and also doesn’t want to feel like he doesn’t deserve that favour.
Shen Jiu did a lot of things out of concern for his own pride, including sending Luo Binghe out to fight when he knows Binghe will probably lose.
Shen Yuan does a lot of things out of concern for the sect’s pride and his own image, including sending Binghe out to fight when he knows Binghe will win (and also he didn’t really have a choice, but still)
Shen Qingqiu went from caring about his self-image out of pride to caring about his self-image out of fear of embarrassment.
No wonder nobody believes that Shen Yuan is the same as Shen Jiu. No wonder they all think he must’ve lost his mind alongside his memories. Honestly, if someone I knew went through this dramatic character shift, I’d think he was possessed too.
#scum villain self saving system#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#i love sy’s sqq#i also love all the parts where something happens#and sqq’s thoughts are all complaining about the contrivance#or the poor naming#‘oh i was just poisoned’#‘but the poison is called no cure what a dumb name for a poison’#i love this man#i’m rereading svsss#don’t mind me#the inane ramblings of a madman
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Words: 14,066 Summary: After the Immortal Alliance Conference, Shen Qingqiu qi deviates. The deviation itself isn’t bad, but it allows Without-A-Cure to spread far further than it did originally, disabling Shen Qingqiu by a non-insignificant amount. So when Huan Hua calls for Shen Qingqiu’s imprisonment in Jinlan City, Without-A-Cure makes it very clear that Shen Qingqiu can not be held in the Water Prison away from the medical attention he needs these days. Instead, Shen Qingqiu is allowed to return to Qing Jing, provided he takes Luo Binghe back with him.
Luo Binghe goes back to Qing Jing Peak to be Shen Qingqiu's prison guard, where Shen Qingqiu realizes that his blackened protagonist is not so blackened after all. Very whumpy, filled with miscommunications, an all around quick and enjoyable read.
#medium#AU#Canon divergence#Angst#Without A Cure#Slow Burn#Whump#Pre-Relationship#alternate reunion#Huan Hua Trial#Bingmei#SY!POV#complete#bingqiu#bingqiu fanfiction#bingqiu fic rec#svsss fanfiction#svsss fic rec
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what do you or grim think of lala hagoromo as a autistic or transgender metaphor
im not done with star twinkle pretty cure yet however here are my thoughts:
schizoid autistic antisocial type
notice her outfit? bitch has been to prison and RUN the joint. definitely got special treatment in terms of her cell/free time hours wrt not giving a fuck or taking shit abt what the wardens had to say about "female vs male prisoner safety regulations". thanks for the question =]
#we just got a letter#i wonder who its from#send this ask to grim anon#he will have more to sy#pretty cure
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Oh no, Yqy left shen yuan 'in charge' of qiong ding peak as a show of trust (and a signal to everyone else that sy is basically his successor and they all better get used to it)
Shen Yuan on the other hand is convinced he's being tested and if he does well enough yqy will finally see him as his own person! (It's okay if he doesn't really shen yuan is fine with it it's just... He wants his big brother to love him even if it is greedy).
The demons invade and Shen Yuan is panicking because he FUCKED UP and now yqy is never ever going to trust him again. So he goes and does something stupid because he's trying to make up for it and if sqq gets hurt because of him his shizun will never look at him again.
AU where Shen Jiu takes one look at tiny prospective disciple Shen Yuan who looks so much like him but so fucking soft and immediately goes “I must destroy it” but when he tells Yue Qingyuan he wants the boy for Qing Jing Peak, YQY unexpectedly puts his foot down— reason being that he thinks the Shens must be long-lost brothers and he’s afraid that if SJ badly hurts SY and then finds out the truth he’ll regret it. So instead SY becomes a disciple of Qiong Ding Peak.
The thing is, though, that SY knows why YQY took him in. So even though he sees YQY as an older brother figure, he privately believes that the only reason the sect leader is affectionate towards him is that he’s (possibly) related to SJ. Meanwhile, YQY is going around the whole Twelve Peaks like “omg have you met my beloved new disciple?? he’s so cute and smart and he’ll probably inherit the sect some day.” SJ is immensely jealous and furious at himself for it.
Cut forward several years and SY is head disciple of Qiong Ding. SJ manages to corner him after a meeting of the peak lords and is harassing him about something or other until SY finally blindsides him by blurting out the “fact” that YQY still thinks they’re siblings and is really only soft on him for SJ’s sake…. SJ is so incredulous he nearly has a qi deviation.
Afterwards, he tries very hard not to let his feelings towards SY be affected by the most absurd bit of self deprecation he has heard in his entire life, but a week later he breaks and storms into YQY’s study like “ZHANGMEN-SHIXIONG ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR PRECIOUS FAVORITE DISCIPLE BELIEVES YOU DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE HIM???”
#yqy is NOT HAPPY when he comes back#yes sy gets without-a-cure#yes he thinks this means hes a failure and will be kicked off the mountain#sj just watched yue qi's head discipline nearly die saving him(by throwing himself in front of a blade)#he is slowly awakening his big brother instincts#and he DOES. NOT. LIKE. IT.#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#yue qingyuan
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Holding out hope for the Hunter x Hunter fandom for that upcoming game of the franchise to be an actual fighting game.
#anime games deserve better!!! stop the anime area fighters!! give me a proper fighting game like fighterz!!#I know not evey fighting game can be an arc sys game but like… the market is there for a reason!!!#experienent!! try something different!! distinguish yourself from the rest of the competition!!!#shallow rambles#I don’t even know much about hunter x hunter but I feel like you folks deserve a proper fighting game#<- knows that the creator is taking it slow with newer chapters. so like. in the meantime. an actual#fighting game could help cure the fandom’s boredom
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Headcanon that Shen Yuan was hotter than Shen Qingqiu, actually.
Like yeah SQQ being a cultivator gave him a boost to enough attributes + being in a stallion novel where everyone is either unrealistic hot or dog's butt ugly got the Shen Qingqiu body extra points, and he wasn't bad looking to begin with. Plus not being ill is vastly more important to the new Shen Qingqiu than those extra hotness points (Without a Cure notwithstanding). But part of the reason why he's kind of like, meh, at least I'm not hideous or anything, is because Shen Yuan's original body was a knock out.
I also like him as chronically ill, and, as many people know, beauty standards and sustained suffering are not as incompatible as they should be. Shen Yuan was conventionally attractive in part because conventional beauty standards seem to want everyone slowly dying all the time. But even setting that aside, the man had flawless bone structure, an appealing figure, captivating eyes, and the kind of voice that stopped people in their tracks.
All of which was a contributing factor to his antisocial lifestyle, actually. Despite the fact that Shen Yuan does enjoy company and requires a certain baseline of social enrichment for his enclosure, his internalized homophobia and closeting did not play well with overtures from interested parties (regardless of gender). The only way to minimize the odds of him being asked out on dates was to essentially become a shut-in, especially since even Shen Yuan can only make so many excuses before he himself starts to notice that he's going to a lot of effort to avoid specifically that avenue of socialization. Far better to just remove himself from any risk of it, and then vocally lament that oh no he's just too much of a nerd to get anywhere with women!
Anyway this largely doesn't matter much outside of sheer comedy potential for any situation where SY gets his old body/life back. Like imagine a reveal scenario where the System is going to transport them back to their old lives.
Shang Qinghua: well bro I guess this is gonna be the ultimate test of love, right?
Shen Yuan: what do you mean?
Shang Qinghua: our husbands are gonna see what we looked like back before we were glorious cultivators! they're going to have to track us down in our mundane, kinda shitty pre-transmigration lives! it's gonna be at least a little embarrassing, right?
Shen Yuan: *gets his old body back*
Shang Qinghua, normal human with average looks: ...
Shen Yuan, exemplary 11/10: ?
Shang Qinghua: what. the fuck?? bro what the fuck why are you hot???
Shen Yuan: don't make it weird
Shang Qinghua: make it weird??? why were you sitting at home reading my shitty novel when you could have been out there building your own harem???
Shen Yuan: stop exaggerating
Shang Qinghua: oh my god you've always been like this. this is it, isn't it? it wasn't even brain damage from the transmigration or something--
Shen Yuan: hey
Shang Qinghua: --you've just always been completely unaware, haven't you? every time I wrote a beautiful woman who didn't know her own appeal you'd be jumping down my throat--
Shen Yuan: because that's a stupid trope--!
Shang Qinghua: --JUMPING DOWN MY THROAT EXACTLY LIKE THAT but this whole time THIS WHOLE TIME it wasn't even a glow-up issue, you've just been that, personified, yourself--
Shen Yuan: look I know I'm not ugly but I'm not I'm hardly that good-looking
Shang Qinghua: YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE THAT TROPE AGAIN! oh my god. how many broken hearts did you leave behind when you died?!
Shen Yuan: none, I wasn't even seeing anyone--
Shang Qinghua: yeah full offense but I am nottt taking your word for that. I bet you had a harem you didn't know about in this lifetime too. I bet you had a fan club, like an anime prince
Shen Yuan: *mumbling*
Shang Qinghua: what was that?
Shen Yuan: I said... only in high school...
Shang Qinghua: oh my god
Shen Yuan: it wasn't a big deal!
Shang Qinghua: *frantically trying to see if he can find any trace of it on the internet now*
#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#peerless cucumber#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#bingqiu#moshang#and shades of#cumplane#binghe was ROBBED lol not really though#he likes shizun no matter what form he's in#mobei's also into whatever airplane has going on#cumplane have the kind of relationship where one turning out hot is just more ways for the other to roast him
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For Scum Villain fandom specifically I have to say that the deciding factor in whether I adopt a headcanon or not is whether I think it's funny.
Do I think Shen Yuan was ill in his first life? Yes, because I think it's extremely funny if he was ill in his first life, got a brand new life with superpowers (cultivation) and boosted health, and then immediately got slapped with another fucking chronic illness (Without-A-Cure.) I think that is the funniest sequence of events and thus the correct one.
Do I think that Shen Yuan was on the very low end of his twenties, barely college-age, when he transmigrated? Yes, because I think it's hilarious if the rest of the Peak Lords have unknowingly been "shixiong"ing a fuckin sophmore
And lastly, do I think that Shen Jiu never went to the brothels for sex and ultimately died a virgin? Yes, because that sets the stage for SY!SQQ to later trip over some kind of virginity-detecting critter or plant (you KNOW the PIDW setting has to have these somewhere, c'mon), not even knowing that it's something he has to think about avoiding, and whoops getting outed as a virgin in front of the entire cultivation world, and that would be hilarious
#svsss#'actually all of these headcanons are tragic as much as they are hilarious' you say#yes. now you are beginning to understand#scum villain
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role reversal au has me in a death grip…CAN YOU IMAGINE SHEN YUAN GETTING WITHOUT A CURE TO “SAVE” BINGHE ??? THAT’D BE GAME OVERRRRR
there would be no need for liu shidi to circulate his qi 🙂↕️ instead they would sit close together for sessions with sy being an innocent bun in the jaws of a wolf…
SO TRUE..
I think since this is grown demon lord binghe instead of young bingmei, he'd be able to see the attack coming and have plenty of time to react to shen yuan throwing himself in front of him. He just wouldn't really take it seriously and go "surely shen yuan is going to realize what he's doing and move out of the way right? ...right?"
Then when shen yuan is doubled over and poisoned binghe is just kind of stunned because seriously??? How can his student care about him enough be stupid enough to do that??? Who does he think he is, thinking his shizun needs a disciple to protect him??? He just kind of stands there in shock for a second, which everyone mistakes as him not seeing the attack coming.
He grills shen yuan on why he would sacrifice his own cultivation to protect Binghe, but shen Yuan just thinks binghe is mad that his head disciple is weaker now and hangs his head and apologizes. Binghe is even more baffled because WHAT DOES HE MEAN SORRY FOR SAVING YOU??
Of course, Binghe is very normal about it at all
Binghe: my disciple got without a cure and though I can cure it, I REALLY WANT TO CURE IT, I also like that he's sick because he needs to come to me regularly and hold my hand to cleanse his meridians and also when his cultivation cuts off he needs me to protect him
Sha Hualing, looking at the window and seeing the sun setting outside: we got here this morning, when are we having sex??
Binghe, ignoring her and basically talking to himself: I've banned him from flying his sword because if Without a Cure acts up while he's in the air that could be dangerous and now he has to step onto my sword hold onto me everytime we go somewhere-
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Fox demon sy au, except more demon and less uwu.
After dying due to expired food, SY wakes up as a fox demon with a natural affinity to poisons and poisoning. He is unamused at the irony, thanks, but at the same time... he IS kind of in some chaotic demon realm adjacent like place and needs all the help he can get, so ... thanks?
His transmigration even came with a subspace for drying and preserving herbs and ingredients, and an encyclopedic manual of all the possible tinctures, ingredients, and handling procedures installed into his brain.
Pretty adequate, although the subspace can only take medicinal ingredients and can't be used for growing/raising ingredients, and the manual is so massive SY feels like it will take decades to read. (Spoilers: it does take decades to read)
Cool, SY thinks, I can be a wandering apothecary and stuff - but of course things don't turn out like that, because why wouldn't this world be full of poisonous plants that require... um ... *alternative* methods of healing.
After the fifth time someone tries to force SY to cure someone with papapa, he says fk it and, unable to escape in more conventional ways, he poisons his way out of the demon lord's castle.
SY is also beginning to understand which world he's been transmigrated to and is cursing a "Master Airplane" under his breath nonstop as he stomps angrily away from rando demon lord's territory, almost no guilt in his heart because the dude and his vassals eat people and are *assholes*.
SY starts using the direct method (aka poison) in refusing persistent inquisitors that want help he's unwilling to give (whether it's papapa or just a matter of principle) and slowly becomes known more for poisoning than cures. Doesn't help that SY has evolved from death-poisons to poisons that would make you wish you were dead.
Soon SY is known as a fox who would rather kill you than speak to you.
At first SY feels upset about this, because after all that work curing people, killing people is what he's known for? But eventually he's like, whatever gets people to stop bothering me~.
After decades, SY has embraced getting his way with his pretty face and poisonings, becoming a bit of a naughty foxy, and is enjoying his life away from the plot and with much less harrassment by the demons.
He's gained the title of Poisonous Shoutao (longevity peach), and his reputation as a venomous fox demon who could cure whatever ails you but would rather poison you has grown far and wide (as well as his foxy bewitching ways as he gloats over poisoning you).
SY has a long list of admirers and haters alike, including those grateful for his healing and those who want revenge for his poisonings, but what good demon *doesn't* have an enemy or 20?
And then one of his haters sets him up to be the scapegoat of a rash of poisonings in some human communities, and suddenly SY is the target of some pony-tailed pretty boy head disciple from Cang Qiong with a mole, who hasn't realized that the Poisonous Shoutao is outside of his capabilities... after paralyzing the boy, SY thinks about just ending the kid but... well, SY has used his pretty face to sway others before, but this is the first time he's been swayed by a pretty face.
B-besides, it's probably better to avoid making enemies of Cang Qiong, no matter where in the plot they are right now! So SY just teases the kid until the kid's practically steaming (out of anger? or...), reveals he's NOT the culprit, and disappears into the night with a faint scent of nightshade lingering behind.
Expecting it all to be done and dusted after that, SY is surprised to find out that the pretty boy now has a vendetta against him and has sworn to take him down.
Cue cat-and-mouse interactions all over the two realms with a poisonous (and slightly flirty) fox demon chased by a serious (but easily flustered - at least when it comes to a certain fox) young cultivator.
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AU where Xin Mo has its own ideas about how the world should work. A heavenly demon is nice, yes, but this is the creator god!
So *hand wave* when SQH is going to pull a sword out of the wash in Wan Jian peak, it takes over the sword spirit in SQH's sword.
Cue him having an extremely temperamental, very hungry sword. It didn't leave its own sword body, it's just split between the two so SQH can get away with just taking it on walkies occasionally (what he calls it)
The prev generation of peak lords are confused/intrigued, but after much testing it doesn't really seem malicious and how could it be, given its creation on Wan Jian?
By the time of SQQ's 'fatal' qi deviation, things are decidedly tilted.
Bc of Xin Mo's aggression, during the mission in disciple era, SQH was far more active and things went just differently enough that LQG saw SQQ save his life and got super weird about owing him a life debt.
He isn't quite post-wife beam levels of leaving dead beasts around, but they have enough of a antagofriendship that they 'spar' shortly before the system's planned replacement and end up in mutual deviation goodness.
(however, QC peak disciples have spies on BZ and QJ so they know when these happen and are always on hand)
So when the big transmigration day comes, the deviation isn't enough to remove his soul and the system, which has been buggy for years, throws a return to childhood effect into the deviation and just plants sy in a second child sqq body. This day is already weird enough no one will question it too much.
The best the peak lords can come up with sqq!y is an alternate version of sqq!j who was drawn in via the high spiritual concentration on CQM and the site and distortion of sqq!J's qi during the deviation
(real answer: spiritual-spacial instability on the peaks thanks to Xin Mo lite. MBJ has noticed something's off but SQH doesn't use his sword around him so he assumes some dumbass cultivator is messing with things they're not supposed to and don't understand and it's a big not his problem)
Anyway, the peak lords love sqq!y and are like "sect leader we almost forgive you for your treatment of sqq up to this point, knowing he has the potential to be this"
Once adults again, SQQ!J proceeds to immediately dump everything he doesn't like on SY, including lqg's life debt.
Cue airplane and SY doing the skinner mission together (bc Xin Mo needs walkies), SQQ!Y still gets captured but the system is too unstable at this point to even save LBH and instead gives cucumber and airplane huge ominous warnings, so SQH crashes the bondage lite scene, says wtf at naked sqq!y and saves the day
Cue transmigrator reveal (to each other).
#svsss#could be bingqiu or liushen#bingqiu sy jumps after lbh and they abyss together#liushen lqg dedicates himself to finding a cure for without a cure#either way Jinlan confrontation sj rules lawyers himself out of the charges#if they treated me so well how did i turn from that into what i am now#afterward sj tells sy he knows they're different people but sy respects him and deals with annoyances so he doesn't have to so he can stay
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