#and stabbed in the side

[witless-winion1]

the real reason Eurylochus mutinied

Odysseus does the Macarena differently then him.

Odysseus, on the fourth motion, puts his hands on his opposite shoulders, instead of his head. Eurylochus puts them on his head (which, according to Wikihow, is the proper way to do it).

and obviously someone who can’t vibe correctly must be overthrown

[brainrotcharacters]

wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)

[lucdoodle]

bro is straight up NOT having a good time

[exasperatedoctopus]

On a scale from completely cutting them out of your life and moving to the other end of the galaxy (Julian) to subconsciously metamorphosing into a murderous goo creature and attacking them on sight (Odo), how well do you deal with your garbage-tier parental figure?

[5ummit]

Stop! We need him alive. I need him alive. You don't know what he did.

[gingermaple]

Maple your old sides art is adorable!!! Scrolling through it made my day 💜💜💜

💜💜💜!!! it seems like a lot of people have stumbled upon my old sides art in the past few days! it's so nice seeing my art make people smile!!

have a remus for your troubles :DDD

[buckyscap]

i just have so many questions when hugh said wolverine would make a few bracelets for deadpool. i wonder what kind of situation he could possibly be in to think oh yknow what i'll just make some bracelets for wade he'd definitely love them like?? sir? was it yukio? did he not have the heart to turn down yukio when she asked him to help her make some friendship bracelets? was it then when he thought he'd make some for wade even though he knew how insufferable the guy would be?

was it just w-a-d-e with all red beads? or L-n-W because he couldn't give wade the satisfaction of having his initial first? or he just made all versions he could think of and ended up with like.. 6 bracelets all for wade?

did wade come home from a bad executed solo mission and cheered up when he saw the bracelets logan made for him? mr. jackman i need further details you can't just leave me hanging at that where's the fic, good sir? where's the deleted scene? it's ok you can tell us

[levemetal]

@sillyxaly suggested Jw adopting SJ and it was too fun to brainrot about with @ace-shenanigans too.

Rest assured, no matter the au variation, as long as SJ is adopted by a tgcf character, he shall be the bane of Jw's existence and make him consider early retirement.

[rimatsu]

setting pessimism aside to daydream about my ideal bucktommy makeup scenario and i just... keep oscillating between buck extending an olive branch and tommy reaching out first. there's merit in both. yes i'd love for buck to discard passivity and fight for this salvageable relationship — for buck to look tommy straight in the eyes and tell him that his sharp edges and his vulnerable insides don't make him any less deserving of love. that he's not blinded by the excitement of novelty or misguided admiration — even without the full picture, buck has seen enough pieces of the puzzle that makes up tommy's whole to know that he loves the entirety of him, unspoken faults and past sins included. that buck can't guarantee forever but he sure as hell can try to build the sturdy foundation of a shared life based on the hope for more. that sometimes you just luck out on the first draw and there's nothing wrong with good fortune.

but it would also be extremely healing if tommy knocked on buck's door to chase after his own second chance. to say "i want you more than i'm scared of hurting" when buck asks him what's changed in 4 months — because tommy would rather live with scars than be haunted by regrets and what-ifs. because buck is worth the risk of never recovering from having loved him

[booasaur]

Ahsoka - 1x06

[knockknockitsnickels]

I think this is one of my favorite lines from the Wraith route because of (imo) how much the meaning changes depending on if you got there via Spectre or Nightmare. For Spectre, it honestly strikes me as a genuine question. Why are you doing this to her? If you're on the Spectre route, you presumably already know the Narrator can't really be trusted, since you had to reject his reward to get here. What are you hoping to gain from continuing to hurt her? For Nightmare, it honestly just makes me sad. As the Shifting Mound describes her, "She desires only companionship, but the only thing she knows is how to hurt." This line feels like a plea from someone who genuinely doesn't understand why you keep rejecting her. She wants to be with you, but she just can't understand how to do that in a way which doesn't hurt you.

[astranauticus]

Director of the False Last Act

[casualavocados]

You should stay away from me. I'm no longer with the gang. I didn't agree. Our boss already agreed four years ago. Pull over and let me out of the car. I'm your boss!

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 01 / Ep. 09

[lotus-pear]

it actually pisses me off sm when there is a scene where an aggressor shoots at dazai and chuuya takes the bullet and dies trying to save him and has an elaborate death scene where he's bleeding out in dazai's arms and choking out his last words because we all fucking know man would just step in front of dazai and kick the bullets back to the shooter using gravity manipulation before saying smth snarky like "you can kys when we get back from the job."

[moeblob]

I love Chris so much you guys.

[noperopesaredope]

Me: Ooooo, I wonder what this "Mouthwashing" thing is that everyone's been obsessed with lately. I should check some of it out.

Me, 30 minutes later: I would kill myself for you, Anya.