#and she sees disasters

[dreamsy990]

was messing around with coloring wof bases and made girlfriends or something

bases by tenebris-aurea on deviantart

[brainrotcharacters]

The moment Wade handed Mary Puppins to Logan and Logan had no protest beyond groaning, I knew

[letmegrabyourcuteass]

With all the traveling Buck did, and the amount of bad luck he also has, can you imagine Buck just all of a sudden appearing in a lot of documentaries? Like surviving a wildfire, that time I saved my co-worker from being eaten by his cannibal date, being a witness to a crime, being caught in a massive tornado, and nearly flying out of his friend's car window. His small plane, while traveling in Peru, crashed, and he survived that. Just a bunch of crazy fucking shit.

So, the 118 is just sitting there, catching up on some news, when a TikTok video goes viral, which makes the news on TV. Someone had compiled a video of all Buck's interview segments, and the caption is like ???? Is this dude ok?? Or is this an actor??? And one of the top comments says that he was also in a Tsunami and saved a lot of people, including said commenter. The other top comment states that he has also been struck by lightning and survived.

Everyone just turns to Buck, who's in the kitchen shoveling food into his mouth, and blinks when he sees everyone staring at him in horror like ????

"Oh, shit, those finally came out?" he says as he spots a documentary he was on, helping a friend.

"What do you mean finally came out?" Eddie asks incredulously.

"Uhh, I remember helping friends with retelling events for documentaries and stuff. It's been a while, so I wasn't sure if those had made the green light or not. It's so weird they all came out at once," Buck says. He shrugs and goes back to his food.

"Bobby, why are you looking up how to bubble a person?" Chim says as he peeks at Bobby's phone.

"He's fixing to get his own room in our new home where he'll never get to leave," Bobby mutters.

"How much do you wanna bet we're about to get raided by the press?" Ravi says as he stares at Buck in awe.

[knox-enden]

Dumb idea that Soundwave gets taken down hard and ends up getting a slight processer reset, causing him to misidentify the humans as weird little minicons and claiming them as his own.

[friendlycursedspaceotter]

she’s an artist. she’s got DID and it’s not villainized. her armor is a bunch of tiny freaks in a trench coat. she’s good friends with one sword and traumatized another as a child but they are rebuilding that relationship. she infiltrated the mafia. her husband supports trans rights and I think she does too but this hasn’t been confirmed and probably won’t be for at least 3-5 years in our timeline. probably more. she needs therapy but was probably one of the reasons it was invented. she’s also ginger. I’m not saying who it is but you know who it is.

[mymarifae]

guys twitter dot com doesn't like when you criticize toriel's parenting decisions. don't do it

[chyarui]

Thank you to the clone wars and this beautiful community for being such a lovely part of my life, May the fourth be with you all 🧡🤍💙

[orphiclovers]

No character has ever been so successfully woobified as Disaster of Floods Shin Yoosung. She genocided AT LEAST one whole planet and all of us are like ⸜(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)⸝ Biyoo!!! Baby cute wittle cotton candy fluff ball!!!

Extremely successful rebrand I'll be honest. Hire KDJ as your PR manager if you're a mass murderer he WILL fix your rep

[rookamell]

I'm in stitches thinking about Lucanis just incapable of not getting emotional at his wedding because of course he's bawling seeing Rook in their outfit but I'm just imagining Caterina in the front row with her head in her hands going mierda I raised two idiot grandsons Lucanis every single one of the Talons and the Archon of Tevinter is here have some self-respect!!

[jadequarze]

I'm laughing so much at dubbed Izutsumi screaming It's SO GOOD

Welcome to 'healer Marcille' club Izutsumi, you're officially in the group

[currentlylurking]

every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.

Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.

So he'd invited Clockwork.

And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???

[writeshite]

Henchman: "Fuck Batman."

Villain!Reader: "I'm fucking trying!"

Henchman: "Huh?"

Reader: "NOTHING--!"

"Boss, we talked about this," Helen sighed, while she was thankful that you were marginally saner than the other shmucks that ran around Gotham, she almost missed working for the Joker at times. At the very least, she didn't have to deal with watching Joker pop a boner when he was being pinned to the wall by the Batman.

You snatched the newspaper clippings of the Batman away from her reach as she'd no doubt burn them again. "Talked about what?" You played dumb.

Helen rolled her eyes, there was no use trying to argue while you were so kean on keeping the newspaper clippings safe, she'd burn them later when you left for your 'day job'.

[winn-wynn]

Penelope: synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

Marcus: my favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call.”

Audrey: it’s called connotation.

Oliver: also “forgive me father, I have sinned” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

Percy: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

[sacredhyacinth]

sigh 😔

[sysig]

Maybe something with Mousey being jealous of Hunter and Smoker for one reason or another? hehe

Day 7 - There might be a reason for that

Bonus:

[moldy-flowers]

Sakura and her comically oversized axes