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I work at Wawa and had to get up at 6 am and work 8 hours and i was so full of spite that during my break i made the gnome also work at Wawa and suffer because if i cant be happy that little snot gumdrop cant either



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Teaching him how to use technology and he just immediately does this
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Okami Amaterasu inspired by Mucha's style
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life is okay because i can always come home to three incredibly spoiled and demanding cats
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So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder
girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers
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some theories that evernight is a cremator are starting to pop up and that actually makes perfect sense to me. especially because i've alwayssssss held the belief that The memory wipe was something she underwent 100% willingly, and it certainly seems like she treasures march 7th's new identity and memories more than her own
but i don't think this idea renders the leviathan / path of voracity theories completely obsolete... because like. you have the annhilation of unwanted memories vs the act of consuming until there's nothing left. eerily similar, right?
#also it would be absurd for them to depict evernight as literally eating amphoreus only for her to JUST be aligned with remembrance#like no. there's more to it. i'm going to kill them if there's not because WHY USE THAT IMAGERY THEN IDIOTSSSSSS
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everyone in the world should get more autistic
#coworker misinterpreted me as being pissed off earlier which actually pissed me off. i'm still bugged by it... i was just talking!#idk man i think allistics are the weird ones here
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cat can:
snuggle
biting you
eat food AND plastic
so scared of car sounds
locate Bug
Make sounds
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referring to any and all local events as “the carnival” regardless of the nature of the event
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i'm so annoyed at my arm. like you're not even broken anymore... you literally got a whole new bone. so can you PLEASE just move how i want you to move
#i know that' s not how the healing process works but adfbkjhngahefkjdnibjgknfgg#i managed to put my hair in a ponytail by myself yesterday... but it took 15 minutes and i had to fight with my arm every step of the way
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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)
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Twilight redesign ✨
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