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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die
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loaf with mama

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just discovered how fun it is to not wear pants OR shorts around the house
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WHY IS SHE SOOOOO HANDSOME THIS ISN'T FAIR
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"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't
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“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.
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i keep my blog relatively sfw so i won't say what i actually want to say . INSTEAD i will say that i would really like it if cipher also slung me over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carried me around like that for a bit
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tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now
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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
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so...

he's pretty freaking awesome

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watching you oscillate wildly between “i love aventurine he is so cute” and “i can’t believe i have blond man disease” is very funny. i also act like this every time a blond man is my favorite so i understand. it is a humbling experience.
I THOUGHT I WAS IMMUNE 😔 but nooooooo hyv just had to come out with one of the most compelling characters ever..... and he just had to also be a blonde man..........
he is SO cute though :') and i love him so much
look at that face.. what was i supposed to do . not get deeply emotionally attached to him?
#like it'd be one thing if he was just cute hyv makes cute characters all the time#but he's also SOOOOOOOOO interesting and SOOOOOO contradictory and he's so much fun to write. and think about#i can never get bored because there's just so much to him and his potential character arc is so good and so satisfying..... ugh#vasha........ love you#mailbox
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so...

he's pretty freaking awesome

#i can't... stop lookinf at his cheeks#they're so big. so fat. how did he do that! get his cheeks to be so fat!!!!!!#alu
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ive trapped her in the ms paint dimension forever sorry everyone
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