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Listening to my stupid idiot son tell me about his nerd shit when I have three beautiful milfs waiting in my bed 😒 and he still thinks I don't love him enough SMH

Kim Dokja's mom had lesbian sex in prison

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whoever said "Rome wasn't built in a day" clearly hadn't seen my work ethic and hustle

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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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Things are happening on reddit

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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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It's the perfect season for swimsuit Uriel

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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the picrew of dorian gray

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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

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Shooting Star Strike 💫

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Shooting Star Strike 💫

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Kim Dokja's mom had lesbian sex in prison

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i made this blog to horneepost but i chickened out so ig it's for memes now lol

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i need kim dokja to be real so I have someone to shit talk about

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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall