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[ikjun]

posted by @ho5hi_kwon

[valtsv]

if i had been in charge to the script for alien covenant (bad idea) i would have made it so elizabeth was still alive but stuck in cryosleep like a fucked up snow white and have the crew of the covenant wake her up while trying to hide from the aliens and their genocidal android mother and explain to her that david did an extinction event on the engineers while she was catching zs so she could be like "that bitch" and hunt him and his new baby death machines across the planet with a psychosexually obsessed vengeance because prior to taking a nap they formed a toxic codependent survivor bond. and when she finally corners him david's like but you always wanted kids :( so i made some :( and everyone's like damn this guy is fucked up for reals. and then he gets his head smashed in but he still hijacks walter (that was the other fassbenderbots name right? i forgor) and sneaks the aliens onto the ship. roll credits.

[serenfire]

my summary of malevolent season 1:

john: ARTHUR WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE

the score: [intensifies into a sudden, discordant drone with a clash of cymbals. something has arrived.]

arthur: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[serethereal]

i cant sleep so here’s my impression of a blogger talking about a hit post the way a movie director does their first box office hit movie: you get this massive post and it just. it takes off. takes a life of its own. becomes something else and you’re just sitting there thinkin huh. that was inside me, yknow?

[3416]

people making stuff up about am34 and his earrings...... as resident expert of his ears, i want to be a bitch so bad and correct them but. i wont.

[mydream-synopsis]

mmmmmmmmm sucking on endo's tattooed fingers mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[twiafom]

putting hijack chibis in a snow globe and shaking them around. the fake snow is falling gently. they're having a beautiful winter wonderland date. i'm bawling just looking at them. they're both very dizzy

[pekodayz]

sitting in class staring at my phone, but I’m wearing sunglasses. you look closely and see osomatsu tits in the reflection of my sunglasses.

[montypng]

i need my art to be sickly and weird. but also obnoxiously bright and eye searing. but also it has to be painterly and realistic with nice proportions . but also i have to go crazy with the poses and swag it comic book style. but alsomg is that a bright light in the darkness aah a beautiful light in the dark dark ocean so beautifAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[cboffshore]

my prophecy came true. the [REDACTED BC SPOILERS IYKYK] thing has already slowed down my dash with the sheer volume of people losing their shit in advance. I'm gonna ramble in the tags so be advised: nothing is NAMED but the hints are Quite Obvious

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

Pre-order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[prompt-heaven]

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

[frownyalfred]

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.