#and sandy is dead

[clown-eating-pig]

Jmart is just like squidbob but if squidward was the main character and spongebob had parental issues and suicidal depression

[kami-ships-it]

Even though he (luckily!!) didn’t lose the eye, I think he probably had to wear an eyepatch for at least some time.

[titanebaby]

horseplay in the lake / we’re so lucky to have him on the team

ft. the poem that peter tweeted abt

[moongothic]

Not sure I've ever actually verbalized this properly before but what genuinely makes Crocodad a theory I'm emotionally invested in, is how like

Like the kinda implication here is that, because Ivankov's HRT is MAGIC and gives you a functional cis body (it's all about that wish fulfillment baybee), Crocodile could not have transitioned until after the baby was born (since he wouldn't have the bits for it anymore). Which begs the question of, why would he not have transitioned before ever even getting pregnant? And to me, unless Ivankov just didn't get their DF until it was "too late", like. It really would just make sense if Crocodile never figured his gender shit out until he got pregnant. Like IDK, maybe I'm just projecting my personal pregnancy repulsion onto him, but like. Watching your body change against your will into something very traditionally feminine and do irreversible damage to your body (pregnancy hormones be scary yo) as some parasite grows inside you and having these deeply gendered expectations just thrusted upon you (not even like directly by other people, but just the societal expectation that's been taught to you since forever that you now kind of assume you have to live up to). Like that sounds like a horrible, dysphoria inducing nightmare to go through, something that could very easily become the straw that breaks the camel's back (or, the sledgehammer that cracked the egg)

And then you add the fact that Crocodile could not have held any negative feelings towards the baby, otherwise the brat would've been aborted. Meaning despite all the horrible shit he was going through internally, Crocodile still loved that child and was willing to go through hell for it

But then you add the fact that, as I've discussed in the past, it's very likely the baby was going to be left in Garp's care from the very begining. Like that might've been the plan from the get-go. So Crocodile was carrying a child he knew he would have to give up and would probably never see again.

Like. All of that is so emotionally fucking devastating.

But then!! You get some hope because hey, Crocodile figuring his gender shit out and being able to get help from Ivankov would mean he could escape the Dysphoria Hell at the very least, like there's that bit of relief, right?

But then. Fucking. Dragon??? Is he bi, or did they get divorced because Dragon's not into men??? Is the Dragodile Divorce real???

'Cause if so. Like. Again, to re-iterate. Crocodile went through 9 months of nightmareish dysphoria hell to birth a child he loved but knew he could never see ever again, and while he got to have that dysporia alliviated thanks to Ivankov, doing so also resulted in him losing his husband.

Like even just conceptually that is so fucking

Like yes Crocodad has so much potential to be hysterical and an absolute clown show, and my speculation about The Details of it are indeed just speculation and could be completely wrong.

BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I'M EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS SHIT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING SAD CROCODAD MIGHT BE

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

if mk is adopted, that means reader has to choose to adopt mk, even knowing of all the risks of having someone born like the monkeys doesn't it? there isn't that i wanna say social? obligation to keep the kid, she could bring mk to someone else to raise and wash her hands off of it, but to adopt is to call him her son in spite of or perhaps because of the connection to the monkies. people are much more likely to raise kids they made than they randomly find, you know?

but if mk is bio kid, then there really isn't that struggle to choose, because there is already a blood bond to encourage reader to keep mk.

Yes Reader would have to choose to adopt Mk that is true. But I have an idea on how it would work. As I said she would have already been pregnant weather with Mk or with the twins. Who are the twins? Bao and Tao the little shadow and light monkies! I love these two so much!! Haven’t written much about them though.

Anyways when Reader finds the island she settles down in after finding out she is pregnant she spends several years in peace raising her children. She had traveled to a place that The Brotherhood never travels as they don’t think there is treasure of adventure there. It’s mostly human territories, except for the one island that Reader ends up on!

That being the dragon island (Don’t have a name for it) This is where she meets Ao Lie who takes a liking to her and helps her out along with his friends, Sandy, Mo, Pigsy and Tang! (This is more of a LMK than JTTW au btw)

So Reader has two Monkie demon children she is watching and taking care of when she finds Mk. A small child covered in dirt with dark brown fur, six lotus shaped ears and bright golden eyes. Or should I say Bao and Tao find him, at the age 5 years old they are very adventurous and find the cub who instantly starts following them around. Which they quickly decide to guide straight to their mother who immediately freaks out worried they kidnapped a poor child but soon finds out that’s not the case. (He hides his ears by pressing them together because everything is too loud for the poor baby - Reader finds out about his ears after she officially adopts him)

So when Reader meets Mk her own cubs are already very attached and don’t want to let him go. They debated letting Pigsy watch over him but because Pigsy is a traveling Merchant in this Au they decided against it. No one else in the village wants to watch the monkey child and the responsibility falls to Reader. Not only because no one else will do it but because she knows how to care for monkey cubs to a point (She’s not perfect but does everything she can with love and care)

Anyways what I’m trying to say is that Reader doesn’t HAVE to take in Mk but she does because she falls in love with the child. And what’s one more cub? (It’s a lot! He is as mischievous as his older brothers who like to get into trouble. Luckily Ao Lie likes to help them and his great granddaughter becomes fast friends with the monkey trio)

I hope this answered your question Anon! Thank you for your input! I love reading people’s opinions!

Prioritized this due to the poll! I hope I didn’t post it too late~

[fisheito]

Crimson Phantom: the one that gfkion got me

Flashback to my old yakutier list: in the top tier, you'll notice that one of these is not like the others:

SO WHAT IS IT DOING THERE????????

Perhaps the reason Crimson Phantom R5 ranks so high is cuz of the PERSONAL HISTORY i got with it. The straw that broke the fish's back? the last drop of water that makes the cup run over and spill onto my socks MOST iRRITATINGLY?Hm. Maybe. Prepare yourself for the longest post yet:

Let me give you a timeline...

May 2022: start playing nuca during Mystical Banquet. First SSR is Endless Banquet Garu. I am intrigued by his musculature and adorable puppy eyes. July 2022: Idol Fest. I only care about Olivine. Captain Oli is the one SSR i get, and i am exceedingly happy. October 2022: Eerie Escapade. I pull for Garu, but get 3 Yakumos. I am bitter and ignore him entirely. November 2022: I don't have many SSRs, so I consider building my 2-star vampire yaku. This would involve unlocking his rooms for the stat boost. I ask Friend A, who also plays nuca, what his rooms are like. Friend A says "it was roleplay cringe but free' I respond, "i expected as much" and do not build up vampire yaku. December 2022: I get Friend B to start playing nuca. Since we live together, it is very easy to spark impromptu , impassioned nuca discussions in the middle of the kitchen. February 2023: Friend B discovers the main menu- Past Events and Galleria, most notably. Their eyes sparkle as they look thru the events they missed. "When did you start playing?" they ask. "Since THIS event." i say, pointing to the Mystical Banquet banner. "Can I see who you have?" I give them my phone. They express mild awe as they scroll. We continue life as usual. March 2023: Friend B gets Spring Chaos Edmond and i am JEALOUS. I say so- regularly and loudly. During one such griping session, this occurs:

Me: you JUST started playing . you cannoT be destroying me in the rolls like this!!! i'm getting NOTHING!! Friend: but you have so many units that I don't! That I didn't even have a chance to get!!! Me: none of them are Beautiful Bride Edmond??!!! Friend: BUT YOU HAVE VAMPIRE YAKUMO Me: ?????????? so??? Friend: GOD HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I'M SO SAD I MISSED HIM Me: you can have him. he's not doing anything over here. i wanted garu!! Friend: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN UNLOCKED HIS ROOMS? THAT'S NOT FAIR. GIVE HIM TO ME. I'LL TREAT HIM RIGHT Me: i wish i could dude i wish i could

Please imagine the utmost confusion on my face the moment my friend equated Bride Edmond's beauty to Vampire Yakumo's.

Because,, from the moment I started nuca, I had zero interest in yakumo's general aesthetic. I was long soured off the vibes due to an extensive history of dating sims shoving a Certain Guy into my face:

"Certain Guy AKA 1st potential love interest is imperious red/black guy who's also kinda the True Ending so we're only giving you the illusion of free will and you will be disappointed by the lack of care we give to other routes compared to this guy. You wanted a character that wasn't him? HAHAHA nah that nobody dies in a ditch offscreen. You were SUPPOSED to fall in love with the 1st guy we showed you and find his attitude problems attractive for the rest of your blissfully coupled life." (The freshest wound at the time was Nobunaga from that Specific branch of the ike series)

Butbutbut!! Yakumo is not imperious??? He's nothing like what you're describing??

Yes, dear reader, your assessment is fair. UNfORtUNATeLY, I'm a shallow ho and just the LOOK of his redblack skeleton embroidery was enough to repel me. The only thing that kept Yakumo in the Neutral zone was that his story self was Wibbly.

Looking at VAMPIRE yakumo, however... This was not wibbly. Here, with his hair slicked back and his torso seemingly widened and his generic bishonen-vampire-halloween-cosplay ...... it irked me. I did not like it. This look was everything I hated about those redblack domineering types haunting my past. The one interesting thing about yakumo (his wibble. his personality subversion of the aggro trope) and they GOT RID OF IT? Nah. I'm not into it. I refuse it out of principle.

I was steadfast in my dismissal of vampyaku for months.. But that was because I played alone- without outside influence.

Then that March conversation with Friend B happened.

SUDDENLY, SOMEONE introduces the POSSIBILITY that YAKUMO in THIS form can be attractive? Huh? Seriously? People think that?Legitimately never occurred to me. Unfortunately, my friend's words are in my head now.

During that convo (a convo which, unbeknownst to me, caused the first cracks in the healthy moderation i held for this game), i jokingly offered to unlock vampire yaku's rooms so my friend could watch them. A peace offering. "PLEASE!!!!!", they yelled,, with effusive sincerity.

Ah... well now I had to commit...

Determined to give my friend a Nice Thing, I threw excess knives at yakumo in my spare time. "I might as well unlock these rooms, and see how bland they are, and maybe sorta achieve vindication when I show them to my friend and they find out how Not Worth It vampire yakumo is compared to bride edmond" (I am fueled by spite and pettiness.)

thus, with time... ROOM 1 UNLOCKED!

Yakumo is wallowing again. Nothing new. He's handling the new cooking duties well, though. Good for him! Eiden is perceptive and wonderful, as usual... ah, eiden, beloved eiden.....i adore him and all the Sense he brings to these traumatised clan members ☺ Oop, there they go! initiating the cliche roleplay! Biting. Blood. Yep. Guess we're doing this.

AND NOW WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT ROOM 2

I was so self-satisfied when i unlocked R2. I mean, i wasn't going to show my friend until i unlocked EVERYTHING, but so far? From what I saw? this ain't it. this is SAD. this is... so very unsexy.

the only thing anchoring me to the present while watching this room was eiden's cheeky self. As Friend A remarked long ago, this was indeed cringe roleplay (but eiden is free).

I'm not very adept at voice reading/recognition, but i still felt something was up with yaku's voice. Meaning, it was different. he was REALLY laying it on heavy... It being the Role? Where was his tremulous soft voice? Naaaaaah, here in R2 we got yaku DROPPING octaves like they're on fire and affecting a drawl that...i think... is supposed to add to the seductive dangerous mood? i think? i'm really not good at parsing the horny from the Not fjkdrhgdu

with every extended vowel leaking thru yaku's fangs MY ANTI-NOBUNGA DEFENSES ARE BRISTLING yaku is REALLY playing it [Count Drakumo] up and he is NOT himself and, wait, he's spiralling? ooohhhhhh ok this is not good this is not fun he is not having fun

yes ok we've been over this my boner is dead killed by sadness that's just me not everybody is like me and i should let ppl like what they like MOVING ON

ROOM 3: OOOh Girl How they gonna react after THAT disastrous scene Woah!

Yakumo, angry???? Standoffish???? REfusing to be near Eiden? Interesting.... I mean. No! Not interesting! There's nothing interesting about vampire yakumo! Cliche as hell!!! Conventionally decent-lookin whatever-man is growling and hiding his face in a shadowy corner while saying things like "oh i'm a horrible monster .who could truly love me?!" and "stay away!! i'll only hurt you!!!"

Eiden: starts spouting truths about how the perception of "bad" and "undesirable" traits don't negate an entire person's positive traits and that someone's value can't be determined by such rigid thinking

Me: dammit eiden. stop making sense. i'm trying to hold a grudge here .............i'm starting to get hungry...

ROOM 4: OOPS I LOVE EIDEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU EIDEN AND READING THIS ROOM MADE ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE yakumo is, once again, spiralling in his self-hatred. i, on the other side of the screen, am getting weary. tbh, if you asked me to react to yakumo in real time, i would not know how to behave appropriately. i probably would have dismissed his concerns in some way (empty reassurances or bored ignoring).

but eiden??? ebeatutiiful emotionally UNconstipated FULL OF EMPATHY FIBRE eiden? candid... communicative... accepting yet not encouraging the dark thought patterns. . a self-aware king...

so when eiden gets in front of that mirror to demonstrate the self-talk "training":

I AM SO ENDEARED AND IM LO IBVE UHJIJM....

When Eiden gives yaku a chance to try, poor snakey doesn't know what to say. So Eiden whispers all these nice words and affirmations while standing behind yaku, expecting him to repeat them outloud THEN OF COURSE THE SILLY GUY ESCALATES TO HORNY AND I HAVE TO 🤣🤣🤣

ok, i'll begrudgingly admit... pretty cute interaction... and funny... if there's one way to win me over it's The Funny... how dare. how dare this room make me smile. I'm having a little giggle. Over a Yakumo room. THANKS eiden. For injecting humour into anything and making everything seem more tolerable...

After the practice run, Yaku ends up spilling his actual fears about his dual natures... but eiden insists that he can handle both.

yaku: if i think these dark thoughts does that make me a bad person eiden: well we all have layers n stuff so go wild yaku: if. if i. wanna lock u away all for myself and gnaw on your bones forever and keep u attached to my skin like an anglerfish absorbs mates into their flesh. will u hate me??? eiden: girl let your freak flag fly. i can take u ;););)

OKAY. SO MAYBE I CAN SORT OF SEE THE POTENTIAL FOR *NOT-AS-SAD* HORNY. THIS IS QUITE NICE (i comment mildly, gesturing to the emotional catharsis and deepening your understanding of another person). Now that yaku is emboldened in uh, being himself? all versions of himself? let's see how boinking is gonna go. hopefully it will be quite the departure from R2's struggle hours...

FUFIOKIN. ROOM 5: BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

The FIRST thing that strikes me when the room starts is

EIDEN YOU ARE SO HOT WHAT TH BRWOIJAOIEWFSKAESFKJLFEA?

INIPPL?

EIDEN'S HANDS? I'M BITING THEM? LET ME BITE THEM??? Yeah so i'm just staring at eiden displayed proudly in the mirror and a bird could probably land in my mouth with how it was hanging open, thinking, "yall know how to lewd your protagonist, nuca.... respect....." i'm distracted, but i need to move the room along so

.? ⚠! (ALERT NOISE) (ping!) the only yakumo room i've unlocked at this point is the OG SSR/Story H. i may have seen idol r2, too. so my current image of yakumo at this point is: -wet -crying -subby little baby

therefore, him saying he's GOING TO TEASE EIDEN causes my brow to upturn. 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 really? really, yakumo? YOU? are you even capable of doing that? can you do more than one thing [be wet baby]? i doubt it. these games always choose one niche for a character and stick to it... you caNNOT drift into switchery. try it i dare u (<- famously lesser-known last words)

eiden, in line with "i can take all of you", responds that he likes both. and btw, this ain't one-sided. he warns that he's about to weaponise bottoming again. if yakumo thinks he can just lead eiden around, lolollololo l good luck. my boy's gonna squeeze him dry (seriously. i have zero faith in yakumo's ability to stay in control of any situation)

OK! so! they're fukin *mundane hand gesture. rollin it along*

yakumo slows his roll and is all, actually, part of the fun is looking at you confused and needy :3 so he's going at a super lax pace and adjusting his dick angle and some other tactical penis feint that's edging eiden into horny frustration

as if i'm cheering on my fave racehorse, i start YELLING when eiden ~~snatches back the reins~~~~

WEAPONISE! 👏THAT!! 👏BOTTOM!!!!!!!👏🏭🎬ATTABOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!📣📣📣🔊📢🔊🎖🥳📣🔊📢

wait what ........HOW HAS HE NOT LOST IT? if eiden went off on me like that, uhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha rest in pesis i'm losing immediately but... crybaby.... is holding it together? in fact, he somehow TAKES CONTROL AGAIN??????? THET F ????

idk guess i'm shocked with processing another side of yakumo that i didn't expect,, i avoided yakumo because his look served potential for "2000s toxic seme" energy. but i tolerated him because his ACTUAL personality was NOT That. yet... now he's showing that exact domineery junk and i'm ..ok with it? Is it specifically because i've only seen him be pathetic in every other room?!

i'm just gonna...a. take a moment here to... maybe sort of understand the predicament i'm in along with my growing . something. admiration? for yakumo. uhhh.... hmmmm..........

yeah ok whatever people can be freaks about nipples i guess

SHIT I FORGOT HE HAS COLD HANDS . SHIT. I FORGOT I LIKE COLD HANDS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M INTO THAT?

NOT THE NECK BITING AGAIN AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHA FOR REAL?????? VAMPIRE COSPLAY SERIOUS????? (<- my voice has gone an octave higher as i start panic laughing)

i don't know why i didn't expect that here. do i just not think ahead? it's stupid count drakumo. of course he's gonna suck blood. at least twice. maybe the rest of you saw it coming, and rolle dyour eyes. ahahaha, how very trite. how very standard.

did the active shattering of my preconceived yakumo.png weaken me THAT much? was i sudddenly swept up into the revelation thata game was Finally going beyond the yaoi dichotomy? to make someone subby AND dommy? Was i SO swept up that the "cringe vampire roleplay" bypassed my eyerolling sensor?!?!?!

i've got a single nervous bead of sweat making its way down my back and it's cuz of the very simple combo of hole/temperature/neck

so while i'm taking another impromptu wary pause , stewing at how DEVASTATED i may or may not be idk whatever it's not a big deal that the neck bite isn't shown on screen

LOGIC: that makes sense. animating and drawing that separate pose in this setup would be way too much work for 2 sentences. HORNY: TEAR INTO HIM. SUCK HIM DRY. LET ME

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yeah for real. I'M feeling attacked right now. eiden trying his best not to splort from the three-pronged feel-up (struggling like an amorous salmon up a waterfall) when suDNDEnly

......?

*RECORD SCRATCH* ?!?!?!?!?!??!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!??????????????????????? ?????!?!?!?!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????E?!?FKFOO>>>>?VFF??A""????":??"??????!?!!??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

👆

WHAT WAS THAT?

*runs into the adjacent room like it's a reality tv privacy booth* *slams the door and stares incredulously at the camcorder* *points toward the room i just left*

IS THAT ALLOWED?

Is Yakumo legally allowed to say "fuck"?????

*falls into a hushed and baffled whisper* i don't have enough Japanese comprehension to parse exactly what yakumo said oh god i wish i had the comprehension is this a translator liberty? is it real? because if the original speech was actually more reserved but the translators were like "bro that ain't sexy. just write FUCK"?? i guess that wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility? but if yakumo legitimately said "fuck" ...... AND dropped the honorific from eiden's name?! .......... huh! ohhhhhhhh *ruffles my hair out of confusion* did he really say that? i mean ok he's a grown ass snan i shouldnt ' be scandalised like i hear d an infant say FUCK as its first word , 11 months out of the womb ....... *deep breath* ok. don't dwell on it. gotta return to the task at hand. *steadfastly turns the doorknob and returns to my previous location*

so eiden looks like what i feel right now (in the key of: !?!?!?) thankfully the surprise doesn't last long in the face of his shamelessness (blessed be eito), so he tries to repeat after yakumo but yakumo's drilling him so hard that brain mysgh muysh can't really... speak..prororperly

SUHUT THE FUCCK UP YAKUMO I'VE NEVER BEEN SO OFFENDED BY SUCH A SHORT SENTENCE GO AWAY WITH YOUR THIRTY SHADES OF COUNT DOMKUMO PARADING IN HERE THINKIN YOU CAN DISH OUT ORDERS LIKE THSI WHEN YOU'R E NORMALLY A SOBBING MESS BY NOW=====----

*pinches in between my brows* uueugh...... eiden doesn't get to finish his task but they go at it until the screen goes white with that powerful SPLOOSH we all know and love

and yakumo FINALLY breaks character getting juiced released a bit of his control i guess we hear an "uhu" at last. he uses his pathetic wibble to ask eiden for more because he's still hard. of course he is...... mans is never done.......dick ouroboros with the way he never ends.......

BUT THEN EIDEN PULLS A FACE THAT GRABS MY ENTIRE BRAIN AND FLOODS ME WITH SO MUCH AFFECTION

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY JUST LOOK AT HIM SLUTTY BLEP i was having an out-of-body experience i was suddenly going over every BL i've ever played and how none of the protags were ever this unabashedly INTO IT (of course we are only here because we build upon the foundations of our gay ancestors THANK YOU GAYASS SPIRITS OF YORE , ) BUT! i'm experiencing a grand realisation of how far we've come and how eiden being a slutty versatile dweeb enriches my life to untold measures and his stupid cute little ;P thirsty look is going to sustain me for years and also i love it so much i'm going to screenshot it and keep it in my gallery just so i can look at it whenever i think about homophobia existing ever . i love u eiden get that dick and hole forever💖

now that yakumo is all vulnerable and Himself and freed from his edgy persona , he's just pounding into eiden liek 🥺 i'm just a normal snokai right? 🥺😥 so it's ok to act the way i truly want to❓ you'll accept all of me? 😖 i'm not a horrible irredeemable monster ?? 😧💦 you still want me? here?? with you???🥺🥺🥺 i'm allowed to make you feel good??😢?😭?😥 of course eiden affirms all this with a big moany yes (in surprisingly eloquent words despite the state of his anus)

and to top it all off, the room provides a full circle of plot by letting eiden complete his failed "repeat after me" task from before..- with a horny addendum about how he can't get enough of yakumo's dirty expressions, because of course our boy has to get the last word.

ahhh,,, like an epic movie,, it all comes together. loose ends tied and fucklines affirmed. tasks fulfilled; pervert's journey complete;; we, the audience, can go home with satisfied closure.

after-credits sceNe: when the post-nut clarity hits yakuei, i am brick'd with overwhelming concern about eiden's leg. how has it NOT cramped this entire time, being held up like that.? what was that? at least 15 minutes?! of lifting up one leg and spreading it so wide? damn, boy, is ya potassium that powerful? no calf cramps? nothing? eiden your sexual athleticism is unrivalled. i am in awe.

Note!

When i first watched these rooms, I didn't have headphones. Months later, i finally got to watch the scenes WITH SOUND. and i was so very pleased to hear that yakumo's voice in R5 was a nice middle ground between his suuuuper drawly heavy cosplay mode R2 angstvoice,, and his regular uhuu soft voice. it's definitely more himself, but with the added confidence of roleplaying ehuehue so it's just nice!! to hear him being more secure in himself!! and enjoying the situation!! but also teasing eiden and enjoying the power plays?? yay! near the end he returns almost fully to his regular voice due to , you know, whiny pleady 🥺 feels-too-good things afoot and that just .... upped the affection for me.... ugh... so he CAN do both......

in future watches, i eventually take the time to look at yakumo's face instead of eiden's. . .

and i do NOT like where my subsequent thoughts go

oh no he's hot.......................

WE RETURN TO REALITY. IT IS SOME TIME BETWEEN MARCH AND MAY (2023). I HAVE AT LAST UNLOCKED ALL OF CP YAKUMO'S ROOMS. I AM IN MY ROOM AND I AM SHOOKETHED. Shortly, I seek out Friend B, the catalyst for this train of horror and realisation. I tell them the task is done. Eventually, i give them my phone so they can watch their beloved vampire yakumo rooms. I couldn't even hand it over with the derisive scoff I THOUGHT I would show. the look of absolute dismissal that used to appear whenever someone mentioned crimson phantom yakumo. No, i handed it over with thinly concealed amusement . perhaps even excitement, that someone would soon share in something that so pleasantly surprised me. A part of me wished for them to return my phone with a disappointed "tch". to tell me that, oh, that wasn't very good after all. you were right. i could have missed out on vampire yakumo and lost nothing. Unfortunately, they returned my phone later that evening . their eyes glittered with the glee of someone whose hopes were beautifully fulfilled. "OH MY FUCKING GOD I KNEW it was gonna be amazing!", they bubbled. "Yeah." is all i could say... . I spend the following weeks slowly falling victim to yakumo's charms. By June, I am putting up posters of him all over my room while talking about how much i hate him.

SUMMARY: like nuca itself, it started as a joke and now the quences have conned. i'm suffering the cussions, reperfully. eiden did NOT help. he was beautiful and amazing from every angle and that added to the positive associations with these rooms,, and by extension, yakumo. and now? now i hate this snakeboy for what's he's done to me. i'm p sure he's actively moving the goalposts on my preferences as i type. i'm scared. he has too much power . that this mushy noodle would subvert tropes by following the old kabedon-seme script then DO IT AGAIN by hitting me with the SUBVERT REVERSE BEAM #2 and now i dream about railing him under the moonlight.

it was all downhill from that accursed roleplay. eiden's a gayteway drug. he fkoin got me. and now yakumo's got me too

[suratan-zir]

Just Sandy being sandy.

She's happy outside, but recently she's been even more fearful and anxious than usual. She was always afraid of the sounds of explosions (even very distant ones), thunder or fireworks. But the intensity of the recent airstrikes increased her fear tenfold. She now begins to hyperventilate and hide even from the strong wind howling outside the window.

She is a very impressionable dog, one random occurrence can cause her a phobia that will last for years. When we first got her (from the street), she was afraid to go through any kind of doors for over a year. She and her siblings lived near a grocery store where she probably was hit by a door, and she remembered it. She is also afraid of rats, lol. So at least I don't have to worry about her attacking them, she can't stand even when they simply look at her, she gets spooked and leaves.

[bluemirrorangel]

I am BEGGING anyone to send me Dps or outsiders fic/hc requests in my ask box, I am sooo bored rn :/

[qprpbj]

queer ponyboy & queer darry parallels. just Btw. in case you even care.

[artschoolglasses]

Where lie the dreamless dead. An old graveyard at Sandy Bay, Hobart, Gordon Furlee Brown, 1922

[softfem-dom]

WHO DO I WRITE FOR . . !? masterlist , botlist spanish girl! 🌷🧺 HUSBANDS IN PINK ! 💗 MEANS IM HYPERFIXATED!!

XMEN 97 !! 💗

logan howlett scott summers morph rogue gambit magneto / eric leshner jubilee beast bishop

X MEN !! 💗

xmen trylogy! logan howlett dofp! logan howlett origins! logan howlett weapon x! logan howlett patch! logan howlett worst! logan howlett

origins! wade wilson weapon xi! wade wilson deadpool! wade wilson

d&w! laura kinneyhowlett

AUSTRALIA 💗

dover

VAN HELSING (2004) !! 💗

gabriel van helsing

RAMBO : FIRST BLOOD !!

john rambo

GIRL, INTERRUPTED !!

lisa rowe susanna kaysen daisy randone

REAL STEEL !!

charlie kenton

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I love this team 😂💙

[honey-bri-books]

[died-but-not-dead-tournament]

The Sandman (Rise of the Guardians) VS. Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

Sandy Propaganda

Danny Propaganda

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i hope beatles 2 and sacramento sacramundi play a show together

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

Cub MK meets The Monkey Kings - Phoenixeclipse Pirate AU

Cub Xiaotian sneaks aboard Pigsy’s ship, The Tea & Noodles Ship, with his best friend Ao Long Mei. After they are found out they don’t have much time to get punished as the ship is soon attacked by Pirates. Pirates that are fierce and deadly, known far and wide as… The Brotherhood.

“Pirates!!” Sandy shouted from the crows nest and Tang whipped his head around to look at the incoming ship.

“Damnit! Get these kids below deck,” Pigsy yelled picking both MK and Mei by the backs of their shirts and shoved them into Tang’s hands.

He quickly ran to the doorway dragging the two stowaways below the deck. He couldn’t believe this was happening. First Ao Lie’s granddaughter snuck aboard with her friend. And now pirates, ‘fuck!’ He knew what ship that was too.

‘The brotherhood.’

Gulping down his nerves he rushed to the Captain’s Quarters and set the two down.

“You two need to stay here okay?” He asked slowly hoping the two six year olds.

Unfortunately that was the wrong thing to say to these particular children. Because as soon as MK heard the word pirate he squealed in excitement. Mei followed quickly after as she jumped up and down.

“PIRATES!? Can we see them? Can we!?” They asked in unison both sounding ecstatic.

“What!? No, no! That is dangerous, they could hurt you,” Tang shouted kneeling down to calm the excited children.

The children of course didn’t listen, MK adjusted his hoodie and Mei straightened her shirt before they bolted to the door. Tang had to jump in front of the two and lift them up quickly before they reached it. This proved to be ineffective when MK gripped his shoulder and jumped over him, Mei following shortly after.

“Wait!” He shouted after them.

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Above deck everyone was running around trying to find weapons and prepare defenses. There was no telling if The Brotherhood would decide to attack or board the ship. They were definitely not strong enough to stop them either was. All they could do was hope they made it out of this alive, not just for their sake but for the sake of the two kids who snuck aboard.

Everyone was tense with Tang below deck taking care of the children they hoped there wouldn’t be any suspicious behavior. The Brotherhood wasn’t known for hunting children but the crew wouldn’t put it past them.

Pigsy barely had time to react before the wood of the deck suddenly splintered and cracked below Sun Wukong’s feet. Everything went still, he rolled on his feet until he stood up from her crouched position. A teeth bared grin spread across his face his eyes glinting with malice.

“Well, well, well what do we have here?” He asked slowly casually walking forward his hands behind his head.

“Captain Monkey King, w-what an honor,” Sandy spoke up first with a slight bow, they needed to keep him calm and happy. The kids couldn’t even swim yet.

“What is that I hear? One of you know who I am, then that means you know where you are. So would you care to explain what you’re doing in my territory?” He had a feral smile across his face as he spoke with a voice filled with malice.

“We are very sorry! We were merely passing through,” Pigsy apologized giving a deep bow as well.

When his eyes landed on the ground he froze. Below him he saw dark purple glowing eyes watching him from his shadow. The shadows around him swirled before shooting out towards Sun Wukong and forming another Monkey right next to him. The wide smirk across his face was menacing and made him even more fearful than he already was about the situation.

“Hmm, is that so?” The Monkey King asked as his shadow silently watched the scene ahead of them.

Another figure jumped onto the ship causing it to rock even more, knocking several people down. The Monkey Kings and the new figure were the only ones who hadn’t fallen, as soon as the group saw who it was they gulped. Not only the monkey kings but Azure Lion was also standing on their ship and clearly had no intention of leaving.

“Y-Yes, we are heading to do some trading is all,” Pigsy said as he scrambled to his feet.

None of them noticed the two children who were peeking out from below deck, both looking at the pirates who were on the ship. Their eyes twinkled with excitement, though the longer they stayed their Xaiotian slowly got more and more nervous with what was going on. He slowly gulped as he glanced at Mei who was looking at the pirates with an excited expression.

“Trading. Without getting our permission first? That’s a very courageous move on your part,” Sun Wukong laughed as he took a few steps forward, his head held high while he walked as if he owned the ship.

“I am so very sorry, please don’t hurt us,” Pigsy begged as he bowed for a minute, sweat beading on his brow.

“Hmm~ What to do, what to do,” Sun Wukong smirked, clearly enjoying the fear that he instilled within the crew before him.

“Captain, we were going to ‘meet up’ with that spider crew, remember?” Azure spoke up his pink eyes narrowing as he attempted to get his attention back on track.

“Ugh, you just want to ruin all of my fun don’t you Azure,” Sun Wukong groaned loudly as he rolled his eyes.

Pigsy felt a shard of hope at those words. Maybe they would leave without anyone getting hurt. He could only hope as his mind wandered to the two kids that had stowed away on his ship, yet again. They would be fine, he would make sure of that because if he didn’t he would face hell from not only Phoenix but also the entirety of the Dragon Clan. He wasn’t sure which one he deemed as worse.

“We’ll just have to make this quick then,” As Sun Wukong spoke, Pigsy could feel the hope in his chest snap in an instant.

Macaque stood silently behind them, watching and listening to everything around them. His ears fluttered when he heard boards creaking in a distinctive way, there were more people on the ship. Turning his head he looked over to the door that lead below deck and caught sight of the two sets of eyes that looked around the corner. He raised a brow, they were children nothing but young children.

One had black hair with bright green horns and, green streaks in her hair. While the other was wearing a large hoodie that covered most of his face, but he caught sight of the gold of his eyes that came into view for barely a second. Suddenly the two were pulled back under the deck with quiet squeals that were barely audible.

“Xiaotian, Mei, stay away from there. Those pirates are dangerous,” A fearful and quiet voice scowled at the children.

Macaque was curious but turned his head back to his mate and the crew. He didn’t care weather they lived or died in fact he had the urge to tear them to shreds but he held back. There was no need for bloodshed, though he wouldn’t mind it. They were on a tight schedule as Azure had stated before.

“My Sun please make this quick, Azure is correct about needing to leave soon,” He spoke up for the first time causing his mate to turn his head and look at him to give him a smirk.

“Of course, my love~,” He purred in response.

“Stay away from our Captain!” Sandy shouted running in front of Pigsy and standing as a human or rather river demon shield, causing the Monkey King to glare at him before the glare turned into a psychotic smile.

“May I Captain?” Azure spoke up proudly summoning his sword.

“Fine,” Wukong agreed catching the crew before them off guard. Why would he let someone else have his kill? They didn’t understand it. But that wasn’t what they needed to worry about.

Azure stood there with a smile as his blade glistened in the sunlight. Sandy stood his ground eyes never leaving the blade, except for one second to look at the monkeys. Sun Wukong had cuddled up to his shadow, so that was why he allowed it.

Now Sandy wasn’t one to fight a lot but he wouldn’t allow someone to attack his captain. He would not allow for this demon to attack his friends, his family and get away with it as if it were nothing to him. As much as she was sure that was true, he would defend his family, he would not back down even if it was the death of him.

Azure was swift in his movements as he brought the blade down to attack the river demon. The blow was blocked by Sandy’s large neckless that send the lion a few feet back. The two traded blows, or rather Azure dealt blows while Sandy blocked them. He didn’t want this to turn into a full-blown fight, he needed to find a way for them to leave. There were kids on board the ship.

“STAY AWAY FROM MY UNCLE!!” A young girl’s voice suddenly cut through the air.

“MEI NO!” Tang’s voice immediately followed as a flash of green collided with Azure Lion’s arm.

The Lion Demon didn’t get hurt, he didn’t even flinch as he grabbed the back of the young dragon girl’s shirt and held her up in front of him. He was more confused then anything else. His eyes widened when he saw the bright green eyes that stared back at him, a green dragon’s tail and green dragon horns on her head.

“Mei what are you doing!?” Pigsy shouted going to run forward but froze as Azure looked at them with a dark glare.

“Well, well, well what do we have here?” Sun Wukong asked, his attention grabbed when he saw the young child yelling and shrieking as she tried to get out of the lion’s grip.

“It’s one of the children that I saw earlier,” Macaque muttered almost silently, no one heard him too focused on the girl.

His gaze shot back towards the door when there was a crash and a flash of gold slammed into the lion’s arm this time causing him to shout and let go of the girl. The blow threw his arm to one side. He quickly turned his head to look at the attacker and froze as the hood fell off of the kid’s head.  

Everyone on the ship froze, it was almost silent aside from the waves slowly hitting the side of the ship and the yelling of the children. Because there attached to Azure’s arm by his teeth was a young monkey cub. Not just any monkey cub, but a six eared and golden eyed cub. Dark brown fur covered his body and a tail wrapped around the lion’s arm as he bit his teeth into the flesh. The bite did nothing to him but he froze in shock, he had no idea what to do about the cub. He couldn’t have been over three, at least based off of his size but demons were known to stay in different stages of life for pretty long periods of time.

“…” Both Macaque and Sun Wukong were speechless as they stared at the cub who shared so many similarities with them. Not only were his eyes golden but he had the same aura as Sun Wukong. Not only did he have six beautiful ears like Macaque but his shadow pulsed with his anger just like his did. Both monkeys knew then and there that this was their kid, he was theirs, no matter what anyone else said.

Azure was the first to speak. “Um, Captain? What do I do with this one?” He asked slowly, trying not to jostle the cub knowing that his Captain would not act kindly to this cub getting hurt.

“Qi Xiaotian let go of him and come here,” Pigsy said speaking up only to get slammed against the wall of the higher deck.

“What did you just say?” Monkey King’s eyes glowed brighter as he glared at the pig, holding him by the throat. What was this man doing with HIS CUB.

“Let Pigsy go!” The boy finally spoke, muffled by his teeth still in the lion.

Macaque was the only one who understood him. He walked towards the cub slowly as Peng and Yellow Tusk suddenly landed aboard the ship because they were taking too long. Sandy was pinned down by Peng and Yellow Tusk held back the human who was yelling at him to stay away from the cubs. Of course, The Brotherhood didn’t listen to any of them.

Macaque’s eyes were glued on the child as he walked up to him. Azure turned to allow better access to him. Even with his six ears he didn’t register the shouts of the crew as he scooped the cub up into his arms, gently pulling him away from the lion. With a little difficulty he pulled the cub into his arms and his eyes watered ever so slightly as he was stared at with eyes that looked identical to his mate’s before the Heist with the Navy.

The cub struggled in his arms but Macaque didn’t care. He was so small, so weak, so defenseless, yet he held so much potential and in his tiny hands Macaque already knew that he held so much control over him. His attention was only shifted when he noticed the slightly older child gripping at his leg. The dragon girl, she was trying to protect her friend, how sweet. His son deserves a loyal friend.

“My Moon, he’s perfect,” Sun Wukong said as he walked up and gently patted the cub on the head. He must have knocked out the pig, with a flutter of his ears he knew that the pig was still alive.

“Let me go,” His son growled trying to wiggle free before he let out a few chirps.

Of course, neither monkey did that, they only chirped back at the boy in their arms. Azure suddenly picked up the dragon girl and looked at her as she struggled in his grip, glaring harshly at him. He gave her a warm smile; she was only a child even if she was apart of the dragon clan.

“What do we do with this one?” He asked turning to his Captain.

“We’ll take them both,” Macaque cut in as he used a shadow clone to pick up the dragon girl. “Love, don’t kill them. They were taking care of our cub after all.”

“But-.”

“We wouldn’t have found him if not for them,” He added.

“Fine,” Sun Wukong groaned dramatically.

Sandy and Tang shouted at them but were too late to do anything as Macaque sunk into his shadow. In an instant him and the cubs were gone, he had gone straight to the brotherhood’s ship. Both of the children were struggling in his arms, but he paid it little mind as he traveled below deck to his and Wukong’s room. He set the two down and smiled when Xiaotian went to punch him, failing miserably.

He would have to remedy his poor attacks, but there was plenty of time for that. With a grin covering his face he knelt down to look at the two in the eyes. Grabbing the girl’s hand that went to punch him, careful not to hurt her.

“Now, let’s get you two some better clothes,” He said looking the two up and down before realizing that they definitely didn’t have any clothes in their sizes. He also couldn’t have his mate use his fur because of how rambunctious these two clearly were. Frowning he pushed that thought aside for later, they could do that later.

“Never mind on that, are you two hungry?” He asked as he watched the kids.

Xiaotian was standing in front of Mei slightly shaking as he looked up at Macaque. He was nervous, there was no need for him to be nervous. Well there was, he was a famous and powerful pirate after all, and he surely didn’t realize that he wasn’t going to hurt him yet.

“I’ll get you two some food, would you like to come with me?” He asked careful not to make any sudden moves.

Both of the children looked at each other before looking back up at Macaque. Both crossed their arms and shook their heads. He was incredibly proud when he saw this, his son was smart not to accept food from strangers. However, he also needed to make sure he eats so this denial could pose a problem.

Before he was able to say anything else the door of the room slammed open and Wukong came jumping in. Immediately he hit his knees and looked Xiaotian at eye level with a wide toothy grin spread across his face. Their cub jumped back in shock breathing heavily as he stared at the two with fear.

“Don’t worry my precious cub. We’re not gonna hurt you, we’re your Dad and your Baba,” Wukong said with a grin, his eyes twinkled happily.

“Nu uh, my dads are the monkey kings,” He immediately pouted crossing his arms catching both of them off guard.

Macaque and Wukong looked at each other for a moment. He knew that they were his parents, but how? He knew that the monkey kings were his dads, that rose so many questions.

“How do you know that bud?” Macaque asked extending out a hand only to have it pushed away by the protective little dragon.

“Hands off my brother!!” Mei growled.

“… We never mated with a dragon, right?” Wukong whispered to Macaque only to get slapped on the back of the head.

“He has my ears you know,” The two looked back at the cubs. Fortunately for Wukong neither of them understood what was said, the dragon girl more than likely not even realizing something was said at all. The two were cuddled together trying to shield each other from the monkey demons.

“Sorry. He’s so cute! He even has… do you think he is her kid? Do you think?” Wukong started as his eyes widened in excitement, his tail thumping against the ground at the thought.

“Hey buddy. Can you tell us who your parents are?” Macaque asked, his own hope sky rocketing. His fur looked just like her hair, and the thought of her being alive sent him so much joy that he couldn’t help but hope.

“Mama and the monkey kings,” He replied confidently causing the two in front of him to nearly facepalm.

“… Okay- Who is your mama?” Wukong asked his eye twitching. He needed this, he needed the confirmation, or he felt like he would go crazy.

“… Mama is mama,” was the response that caused both monkey demons to groan.

Of course he didn’t know, he was much too young. This was okay though, if he was her kid then she would be sure to come find him. For now it was almost time for dinner. As if on que Xiaotian and Mei’s stomach’s growled causing the two above them to chuckle.

“I’ll get some food for you. Hold onto this for me,” Wukong took off his cap and set it onto Xiaotian’s head, which immediately covered his eyes with the size.

“So cute!~” Macaque grinned as he gushed over his cub’s cuteness.

“Hey! Stay away from my brother!!” Mei shouted again waving her hands around but overall unable to do anything. The attack on Azure must have drained all of their energy because both of the children looked as though they were about to fall asleep.

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Unaware to the crew however back in Metropolis Xiaotian’s mother was rushing after Ao Lie as the two flew through the sky. Pigsy’s ship was one of the fastest around because of Sandy who kept everything up to his standards. Which meant fast travels but also meant that it would take a long time before the duo could catch up to them.

“Don’t worry Xiaotian I’m coming,” Phoenix muttered praying that nothing bad would happen while she was away from him. He was much too young to be on his own, what was he thinking stowing aboard a ship like that?

Notes:

How did this end up like double the word length I normally make?? I don't know but I love it! I hope you have enjoyed this, leave a comment and like if you did please. It is very much appreciated.