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Lynette & Lyney & Freminet: *talking about something using slang*
Arlecchino: *purposely misusing their slang*
Lynette & Lyney & Freminet: Father, why? Thatâs not how you use that.
Arlecchino:
#I see your#Arlecchino doesnât understand her childrenâs slang#and raise you#she understands it perfectly well#but purposely misuses it to both annoy her children#and to embarrass them#also feel like Arleâd be older Gen Z and the twins & Freminet would be younger Gen Z#so Arle would know/use vines/memes#Twins & Freminet uses/knows TikTok & the slang that comes with it#incorrect quotes#genshin impact#house of hearth shenanigans#fatui shenanigans#lyney#Lynette#lyney and lynette#freminet#Arlecchino#arlecchinoâs back on their bullshit#Father!Arlecchino#she is being a menace to her children
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got bored in class thinking about ThemâŚ
#damian copied dickâs n#i see your âcircus kid dick would have bad handwritingâ#and raise you#he was raised by ALFRED#without a big bro running interference#duke thomas#jason todd#timothy drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#jason peter todd#tim drake wayne#damian al ghul#robin#red robin#nightwing#spoiler#red hood#signal#black bat#batfam#batboys
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Steve is tired. He is so fucking tired. How the hell had he let Tommy H talk him into throwing a small get together to celebrate graduating is beyond him. They werenât even friends anymore. But the truth was, Steve didnât want to spend the night alone in his big empty house. His parents couldnât bother coming home for the ceremony, he was single, and his only real friend was a curly-haired child that was busy playing D&D with other children. So against his better judgment he let Tommy use his house for a party.
It was loud, out of control, and reminded Steve that the last time he was at a party like this, he got his heart broken. All in all, not a great way to spend a couple of hours and he was starting to regret agreeing to this party in the first place. When the cops finally came to shut things down, he was relieved. He would deal with the mess and the inevitable we are very disappointed in you Stephen phone call tomorrow. He just wanted to go to bed. The only problem was, someone was already in it.
âSeriously!?! Iâve got four bedrooms in this house and you had to choose mine to hook up in? Whatever, I donât care, just wash the sheets whenever you and whatever girl you have hiding in the closet are done. Iâll sleep on the couch.â
The guy - Eddie Munson Steve thinks, laughs without humor. âYeah there is definitely not a girl hiding in the closet up here. Your asshole friends did this to me. Right after they stole my supply.â
âHoly shit! Are you okay dude? Why didnât you call for help?â Steve looks back and forth around the room as if a key will just magically appear out of thin air.
âIâm fine, King Steve, just stuck. Stuck in high school and stuck in your painfully boring âŚbedroom? Shit I could have sworn this was a guest room. To answer your other question the music was too loud and when the cops came to break things up - well, letâs just say I didnât want to save them the trouble of cuffing me.â
Steve snorts as he settles on the bed with a safety pin and tries to fiddle with the lock. âYeah I guess that wouldnât have ended well. Iâm sorry. Though I have to admit, itâs a little comforting to know someone is having a worse night than me. They arenât mine by the way.â Steve says.
âThe cuffs? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they belong to that punk Andy. Who is NEVER getting weed from me again. Not that these are even a real set. I think if you just push the safety pin in all the way and shake it back and forth aggressively these will pop open.â
Steve tilts his head in consideration then gives it a shot. âNo. I meant, they arenât my friends.â
âBold statement, considering apart from Andy you donât know who else did this.â
âYeah well, unless you got cornered by a thirteen-year-old without collarbones, I can safely say I wasnât friends with whoever did this.â
Eddie looks puzzled for a minute before continuing, âAww come on Stevie, Iâm sure you have lots of friends. Look how many people were here tonight.â
This time itâs Steve who laughs without humor. âYeah theyâre my friends all right. Youâre also here. Does that make us friends Munson?â
âWell your surprisingly less annoying than l thought you'd would be.â Eddie smiles. Just as the handcuffs spring open.
Steve cheers âsweetâ and Eddie rubs his wrists. Then he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a joint.
Steve smiles, âI thought they stole your supply.â
âNot what I had in my pockets.â He passes it to Steve who raises an eyebrow. âConsider it a graduation gift, friend.â Eddie walks to the door and turns back before walking through the doorway. âGood night, Steve.â
End Notes:
Props to @steddiealltheway who wrote a wonderful Eddie meets Steve handcuffed to his bed tumblr post ~ turned fic. This got my friends talking that Steddie fics should make meeting handcuffed to a bed a trope. This is my contribution from towards that.
#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#ficlet#pre steddie#hurt/comfort#I see your#there was only one bed#and raise you#they meet handcuffed to a bed#NCfics
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Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.
#batman#robin#tnba#robin in this show is such a lil guy#I want to wrap him up in a blanket#i am also forever emotional about bruce being a dad#dc comics#bruce wayne#tim drake#animation#raise your hand if return of the joker scared you as a kid#my art
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do đ
#and they were forced to raise each other...#baked bean originals#avatar the last airbender#atla#katara#sokka#sorry hakoda i don't think you count#couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex#cmon man#i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision
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i don't really like when people say dungeon meshi is accidentally good autistic representation, because while i understand not wanting to make conclusions without explicit confirmation from the author, there's always the weird assumption that non-western authors somehow don't know about things like neurodivergency/queerness/etc. (on top of the assumptions that east asian authors are somehow more naive or oblivious to "western" social issues).
given that dungeon meshi started being published in 2014, it's not really a "work belonging to its times"âit's as contemporary as any other media we discuss on this site, which means it should be fair to assume it engages with contemporary topics (and at the very least, you shouldn't say that the representation is accidental with so much confidence)
but anyways, the chapter "perfect communication" in ryoko kui's "terrarium in a drawer" is some of the most straightforward autistic representation I've seen, and from now on I'm going to assume that laios's character writing is absolutely intentional in that regard:
#beepbeep.txt#dungeon meshi#ryoko kui#this is me trying to explain h/ollow knight lore#also yayyyy reading new things. chapter 18 'spring' is basically UFUT if you squint (sorry for the jumpscare if you know UFUT)#but the last two pages were such a surprising gut punch....it's hard not to see it as a metaphor for both the experience of raising childre#and of taking care of your parents in old age....aughh....
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In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of
#this was going to be a quick little thing and ended up consuming the better part of a day#why am I like this#while we discuss batfam doing sports just for the fun of absolutely crushing the competition#I raise you quarter back Jason#He's got killer aim I'm told#jason todd#jason todd fanart#batfamily#batfamily fanart#gotham knights#gotham university#gotham sports#gotham knights football#bruce wayne#barbara gordon#dick grayson#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#gothamites are scary#singswan-springswan art
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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thaliaâs love, thatâs how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)
Percy, listening to this on the train
#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE#this is what itâs like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasnât#but they donât know they werenât#so youâre like um hey thatâs fucked up and sometimes a crime?#you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they donât believe you#you can hear the therapy bill racking up#annabeth chase#Percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#mine#adding on to my tags because some people are debating if thatâs how love works#love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows#whereas how Annabeth says it#in my opinion at least#she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it#like with her mother#she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her#vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter#that being said Iâm not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns#more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percyâs perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships
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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"
hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.
#maybe i need her#that video about her battling mental health woes in 2021... ;___; i love her#she's all over the japanese forums the past few days#and the wlw community is going feral shfgshjfk#some of them call her âthe one who got awayâ#and âmy wife who was too hot for japan judo to handle but is now thriving under canadaâ#and today i just saw a post that just says:#i just learnt about deguchi-sama and then i rolled over in bed and looked at my husband#and thought to myself: maybe he's not the love of my life#in love with her actually#incredible things happening ;___;#also she has the three cutest cats........... please let me raise them with you....#long post#christa deguchi#team canada#olympics#paris 2024#cats#cats of tumblr#wlw#wlw post
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hey so like does everyone know that Like A Prayer is most definitely a song about going down on someone?? like is the younger generation aware? did you guys know that Wade and Loganâs two pivotal scenes were set to a song about how blowing someone can be a religious experience?????? because this is Very Important information
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool 3#like a prayer#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#honda odyssey#like it just occurred to me today that not all of you were raised on Madonna#or raised Catholic while you were queer so now you have A Whole Thing with that song because Reasons#mcu#marvel jesus#wolverpool#wade x logan#deadpool x wolverine#they fucked in the honda odyssey
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Laeâzelâs romance arc is literally everything like itâs a one night stand. Itâs a two night stand but she pretends she isnât dying to be with you again. Sheâs a domme. Sheâs a bottom. She doesnât believe in love and doesnât like to cuddle. She thinks youâre weak for showing interest in her. She thinks sheâs weak because she canât stop thinking about you. She wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you duel her because she doesnât know what else to do about being obsessed with you. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you win. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you lose. She will tell everyone about your sexual exploits without shame. Sheâs embarrassed if you try to kiss her in public. She growls at you if you stop kissing her public. She is extremely possessive of you. She wants you to be as extremely possessive of her and is the most visibly heart broken if you cheat on her. She takes half the game building up the courage to ask you to cuddle. She changes her entire perception of the world because you showed her to was ok to approach things differently. She gives you multiple terms of endearment. Sheâs terrified that your relationship will end after all of this is over. The climax of her romance is holding her hand.
#sheâs happiest staying on faerun with you raising a son like she craves the life of a pta mom#but sheâs forced to be a space Viking#it kills me that people talk about her romance like âshe just wants you for sex and doesnât love you and wonât cuddleâ#like you BUFFONS#Laeâzel#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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ALSO IMPORTANT TO NOTE, people dropping mad mad sums of money on gfms and charities and stuff are extremely impressive but that DOES NOT MEAN that putting like $5 towards someone's fund or any good cause is any less valuable, a lot of crowdfunding is about momentum and those single digits add up super fast, you do not need to be Rolling In The Dough to make someone's day!! moving the dial at all is extremely positive!!
#what is ACTUAL POISON to crowdfunding is The Full Stop. when it just runs cold. at that point a single dollar coming in feels like#pushing the wheels out of the mud. all you need is movement. as long as it keeps moving.#this applies to gofundmes this applies to large organizations this applies to people asking for grocery money#moving the needle even just the slightest bit!! is huge!!#take it from someone who gets excited about $1 patrons#sergle.txt#people used to attach Apology messages to their $5 when I was raising money for my breast reduction#as if they should be doing more. but they were already doing so much and I was elated to just see a new donation Of Any Amount#ANY donation is extremely exciting to the person or people actually receiving it!!!!
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just canât try to process emotions the same way as them, itâs just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcanâs meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about whatâs upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
â-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didnât even bring a dish!!!â
âThe purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?â
âYeah!!â
âAnd they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?â
âMostly just my dish but yeah >:(â
âHow illogicalâ
âThatâs what Iâm saying!!!â
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were âfamily friendsâ#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasnât a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and weâd been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. theyâd occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways weâd hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after weâd tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks werenât gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if youâre wondering why they were âfamily friendsâ itâs because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesnât fit since they never finished petitioning đ)#liked having them around because it made them look like âsuch great Christianâsâ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry đ
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Happy anniversary to the only ship ever
16 years?????????!!!!!!! *sobs*
#happy birthday destiel#there's no ship like you#and never will be#destiel#supernatural#spn 4x1#lazarus raising
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đđ¨đ BWOOP BWOOP ATTENTION @CLEOLINDA THERE IS A BABY PALLAS CAT đđ¨đ
#pallas cat#manul cats#raise the cleo signal#its just a sparkly purple searchlight#'how can a searchlight be sparkly cat?'#i hear you ask#it's called astigmatism my friend
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