#and now the alcohol poisoning

[fullscoreshenanigans]

TPN S2 Drinking Game WIP (English Dub)

Sip:

The kids mention missing Norman

Someone says "shipment/shipped"

They reuse bgm unaltered from S1

Chug:

There's awkward 3D

There's a timeskip montage

Finish:

Someone swears

[curiouslavellan]

“Justice doesn’t let me drink” as a moral statement: lame

“Justice doesn’t let me drink” as in they have a crazy fast abomination metabolism so alcohol doesn’t affect them: better

“Justice doesn’t let me drink” as in Justice just thinks alcohol is yucky: best

[disventurecamptakes]

If I took a shot for every time one of you sent a tomjake take to this blog I’d die of alcohol poisoning

[shredsandpatches]

Picture yourself in late 19th-century St. Louis, working on an ad campaign for Anheuser-Busch. The brewery is releasing a beer named for famed local restaurateur Anthony (Tony) Faust, like the opera you and your wife saw at the Grand Opera House a while back (not half bad; that devil fellow was a real character). Obviously, you're going to exploit the connection, add a little class to your ads: Tony Faust's Oyster House draws pretty fancy clientele, the sort of people who like opera and maybe even old German poetry. It'll be perfect, you can get a nice illustrator, give the whole thing a very classic feel. But there's a lot going on in the story for you to choose from!

Do you depict:

a) The lengthy, upbeat scene that revolves around alcohol and the consumption thereof

b) The opening sequence in which the title character contemplates drinking poison, substituting your product for the poison in the ad

If you chose (b), congratulations, you designed the ads above. Perfect, 10/10, no notes.

(many thanks to @skeleton-richard for finding these; they fill me with slightly incredulous delight)

[mehmyselfandanxiety]

This is what happens when Ron Perlman voices a majority of the villain's from your childhood.

Painfully hungover one day. This is my response to my lover checking in on me.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

I find it weird that I had bad dreams both last nights, and I watched rather disturbing videos before going to bed, but somehow neither dream had anything to do with either video topic

[your-dead-european-ancestor]

Okay so remember that time jasper and quinn switched clothes and swapped places? One thing ive always wondered ab that part is how did no one noticed?? I mean yeah theyre played by the same guy but surely they look different in universe?

SO theory time!!

We all know that quinn is the last memory lydia has of her son. And one thing ab memories is that they can be altered and changed.

Quinn was obssesed with Jasper. He quite literally worshipped him. It wouldnt be hard to imagine that he wanted to be just like him. Right down to the looks.

Before he met Jasper the only ones who knows of his existence are lydia, himself, and the jaspers. (And the delivery guys but they dont know him personally anyways)

What if bc he wanted to be like Jasper so much, it slowly altered his looks. Not enough that he looks Just Like jasper but enough that they look similar. And ofc this wouldnt go unnoticed in a jasper cult

Maybe overtime with his obssesion with jasper and the way the cult keeps associating him and the way he looks with Jasper, he slowly looked more and more like Jasper, that by the time he met actual Jasper theyre indistinguishable from each other? And it happened gradually enough that the rest of the jaspers never noticed?

And the jaspers never mentions anything ab how they look just like each other bc cmon! Quinn has always been similar looking to Jasper!!

Id like to think quinn stops looking like Jasper and gets his own look after he starts being friends w Jasper. And again happens gradually enough that no one notices or feel the need to mention it

[crappyyuki]

You know the drill.

Zenonia!

I have a problem.

Aha. Ha. Yeah. Another Regret and Chael drawing. I love em. Sue me, I guess.

I love dad Regret with all my heart and I just love their dynamic, okay? Literally most of the flashbacks were about Chael asking for his advice. And aside from them having the best father-son relationship ever, the protag actually has a dad, a good dad. An adoptive dad but a dad nonetheless. How could I not love that? Best dad in RPG'S since 2011.

They are literally the main reason why I'm still in the Zenonia fandom and why I'm still waiting for the global release of Chronobreak even with it just being a standard MMORPG than Zenonia. I. Just. Want. Them. To. Be. Happy.

It has its flaws, sure, and plenty of plot holes like in Zenonia 1 why is Sun still alive in the Evil Route when its impossible for her to survive that attack or why the fuck did Dupre not tell Sun about Regret and vice versa or in Zenonia 3 did Regret know about Frey being Celine or did he just forget that Chael was an angel and just told him he was human but dammit the only flaw that matters is that they can't be happy together :(

And if Gamevil won't give it to me then I'll make it myself.

I want more Zenonia content :(

Oh. And don't let the cute sleeping baby face fool you. He cries all the damn time. Hence Regret's eyebags.

Regret loves him regardless :)

Here's the other versions!

I was trying to make a manga aesthetic. I hope I did it right.

[yoojinluv]

[theinfinitedivides]

'you quit drinking?' 'yep.' 'you quit drinking.' 'sure did.' 'you quit drinking. how do you know about this place, then?' 'i rent a condo upstairs.' 'you rent a condo above a bar?' 'that's right.' 'well, that's very… Catholic.'

[churchyardgrim]

rolls around on the floor in a pile of 2e lore

whyyyyyy did they stop having race-specific vampire variants. and intricate lore for natural vs infected lycanthropes. why is every werebeast affected Only by the moon and vulnerable to Just Silver now instead of having the option for cooler thematic triggers and weaknesses. why did 5e take so much from us.

[dapperrokyuu]

When lyric goes “Thank you for choosing me.” and its likely in reference to someone GENUINELY trying to have murdered this guy, AUGHHHHHHHHHHH-

[cannedkopi]

me, ranting to my husband about how I cannot find any information on the internet about how Gretna Green marriages were proven once the married couple returned to England: There is nothing! I mean, did the blacksmith sign some sort of certificate? Did they need to register the marriage in the parish? Every damn article ends at "and they were married over the anvil"!

my husband: Aweee... You are applying your Prussian legal system to common law. That will never work.

me: *glares*

[thresholdbb]

Why don’t they all just get completely smashed when they’re about to be assimilated by the Borg?

[charonte-simi]

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[ousama]

watching mom mix something w everclear vs how i did it was so funny like oh thats how much you should use? it shouldn't be a third of your drink unless you havw a death wish? loving and learning.