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idk why but i feel like deren would only have reader as a sugar baby, she’s too lazy to get herself involved with anyone else, sure she lets women hang themselves off her at the smc, hell she might even sleep with a few but ultimately her gaze would only be trained on reader
(but if she were to take in a sugar baby, i think luvia ray fits 🤔)
I too, can’t really think of any PTN women that would be Deren’s sugar baby besides you, as she would mostly focus her attention on you rather than any other sugar babies at the Bureau. Don’t get me wrong, she enjoys having multiple women sleep with her at the SMC, but those are all just faceless one-night stands in comparison to you. You’re the only woman she’s ever drawn her attention to, and despite her laid back, sleazy attitude, you’re the only one who’s been spoiled enough by Deren to have her bring you as a date to her red carpet events.
Hell, you’re the only woman Deren has ever filmed a home movie with, stayed in the morning with, and even took a shower with. Usually Deren leaves after her one night stands, but not with you. She may deny it all she wants, but the director has a soft spot for you 🥺
Also as cool as it would be to have Luvia Ray be one of Deren’s actual sugar babies, she’s already snatched up by Lady Pearl lol. Though, I’m sure Pearl and Deren don’t mind sharing her from time to time….
#⛓️ interrogation complete#sugar mommy au#deren has 100% filmed a porno with you and luvia ray tho#how could she resist having two stunning beauties in her bed#and not make an adult film with them?
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genuinely why is there so much misinformation about the guardians of childhood book series?
#Lemme be a toxic fan for a moment bc im so tired and stressed and i need to yell my silly fandom frustrations out to the void#The people saying Jack is fourteen in them. No.#He can manipulate his age from 11 to 18 and is dating a 25 yr old#people still insist that the books are connected to the movie despite there being no possibility for that since 2018#And like they totally guess what happens in the books#I saw someone try to say that dreamworks were being 'weird' and aged Jack up to ship him with tooth but in the books he was a child#three things: He's not fourteen (see above for age. He's essentially an adult and is treated as such) and is dating an adult#And he didn't make an official appearance in the books until 2018. Six years AFTER the movies release#and thirdly dreamworks aged him DOWN????#Joyce's og idea was an adult with a wife + kids ???#Like what are you talking about#never mind the people insisting that JACK IS 12???? NO??? Where did you get ur information bc wtf???#the movie started production (in 2008) before any of the books even existed (first book was published in 2011)#We have no idea how much of the books they had! The most they had were Joyce's ideas that were subject to change (and boy did they change)#the walking eggs in the movie didn't come from the book (even tho they're in there) they came from Joyce's doodling on notes!#The third book published alongside the movie tie-in books and then days later the finished film premiered at the Mill Valley Film Festival#by the time the second book rolled around (2012) the movie was probably finished and was just getting distributed by paramount and#was possibly even finished in 2011! Four years of production of the movie and then the first book got released#I cannot express enough how much the books are not the source material for the movie. If anything is it's the 2005 short film Joyce made#God it's so infuriating to see people discussing the books like they're the Bible without having read it. I get so irrationally upset#And why are we talking about the books like they have any relevance to the movie after 2018? that book completely severed all ties#Like I get it if people want to connect them but you'd have to ignore the entire last book to do that (which yeah most do)#but there's so many assumptions about the books and it makes it clear who got their into from fan rumors and who actually read them#if you are basing ur understanding of a book you've never read based on fanfic maybe you just shouldn’t say anything about the book#rotg#rise of the guardians#guardians of childhood#goc
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#probably my last sunny walk at home :(#keeeeellll meeeee#i think one of the things i hate about going back to uni is not being able to experience autumn and winter at home like i used to#it’s weird because i’ve always loved them and considered them my favourite seasons.#but last year (and now this year) i’m realizing that oh! i think it’s because i got to come home after a long day and be in a safe familiar#space. and at uni everything is still a bit unfamiliar and not very comforting so the long cold days get so much harder#but i will surviveeeeeee#counting on gilmore girls to get me through it!! and also love is blind s7. i LOVE having things to look forward to every week it makes tim#fly by so fast. last yr every friday night was reserved for me and i ate frozen pizza or takeout and/or my favourite snacks and#watch my comfort films :( i cooked a lot those nights too 2 save money but yeah. it was rlly nice to have that comfy safe time to myself#i think it rlly got me thru uni.#ik it’s gonna be so hard to get back into a routine but im trying to tell myself that i need to like. focus on the basics first. adulting#can be so hard & i wanna do everything at once! i wanna b perfect in all areas. always do my hobbies. etc etc but i#i couldnt even get out of bed to make myself meals sometimes 💔 so i need to like remember if i don’t journal or read a whole book in a day#not the end of the world. and most importantly i need to be EATING and staying active and SLEEPING FIRST and foremost cause then hopefully#i won’t feel like a zombie.#okay anyways.#feeling sad feeling tired feeling unmotivated but also feeling a teensy bit excited for finally BEING ALONE!!!!#i have my cardiologist appt tmrw so maybe that’s why i feel so yuck also. just thinking abt it makes me wanna throw up#i hope everything goes well#anyways bye bye#♡ dear diary…
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hate when like some of the best stories ever told is in a robot franchise bc nobody will ever take them seriously
#i talk abt them to other people and they just think tf is a kid's interest!!!!#WHAT#the average 10 year old cannot comprehend whatever the fuck is going on in any of the comic continuity#and transformers one trailers did not do it justice :(((( i know it's supposed to appeal to kids but FUCK WHAT????#nobody ever fucking told me it was gonna be a highly progressive film#like yeah#tf will inevitably be for kids#but it's a franchise w loads of other stories that would appeal to adults too you dipshit#and the QUOTES?#im gonna get some of them wrong hold on but#“i have nothing but contempt for this court”#“I've heard it said that we gain wisdom through suffering- and tonight I intend to make you very wise.”#LIKE WHAT#“i have better things to do tonight than die.”#so many others from mtmte too#“you may not be good but you're sure as hell good enough”#FUCK#anyways#im normal about the transing formers franchise#roi rants
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this image is from the ren and stimpy adult party cartoon by the way if you're curious
#not jojo related#whenever i see people using Cartoon Ralph Bakshi (this guy) as a meme i can only go ''...do they know...''#funnily enough accurately describes the overall feeling of watching that show#him getting up out of bed and making that face is 1 of the very few moments i'd describe as mildly funny#being interested in adult cartoon history while also despising most of them is an interesting experience#it's interesting that fritz the cat is the first US animated film to be given an X rating... cant stand the comedy but it's interesting#okay i'll stop posting about awful forgotten cartoons now sorry guys#apc posting
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Saw Saltburn again. Loved the gasps and squeals of the girls in the row in front of me (you know when lol). Also, shout out to the teen(?) who came with their grandma(?). You’re braver than I am! 🫡laz
#although my friend and I did make my dad and his gf take us to see cruel intentions because we couldn’t get in without adults lol#we didn’t sit with them though!#Saltburn#film#personal#Lazzarella movie rambles
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"What I'm really interested in is Star Wars from the perspective of the bad guys. Therefore, if we set something earlier in the timeline, something before the prequels, but a little bit after, you know, end of a High Republic, I was like, then the Jedi become, y'know-- Star Wars is always about "rebels vs institutional threat", right? "Underdogs vs huge empire", right? So if we set it then, the Jedi become the antagonists."
If this is implying the Jedi represent the institution/the Man... they're not. They're the underdogs.
If you go by the movies and The Clone Wars, the only people "below" them in status are Jar Jar, the clones and Anakin when he was a slave. Everybody else walks all over them.
"I think it’s difficult to do a show that is critical in any way of the Jedi."
It's surprisingly easy. Just watch Tales of the Jedi.
It won't be accurate in its criticism, but it does so happily.
"People were very nervous about saying this particular institution may not be the light and perfect, stunning group of heroes that are totally nobly intentioned"
If you search "The Jedi were good" on YouTube you get this result.
"[The Jedi] are fallible. That's really the story that George told with the prequels, right? The fall of this particular group."
No. It's not.
If you ask George Lucas, he'll ALWAYS say, from 1999 to 2020, that they're about:
how a democracy becomes a dictatorship and
how a good kid becomes a bad man.
He never brings up the Jedi when describing what the Prequels are about. The Jedi can only stand helpless, play catch-up and watch because guess what? They're the underdogs. They're not the institution.
#I'm sure “the Acolyte” will be 1) good 2) well-written and 3) I'm sure there'll be enough wiggle room for my headcanon to reframe it as#“seen from an unreliable narrator's POV”#but still man I really wish SW creators would read the data rather than pursuing a headcanon that makes fairy tale films more adult to them#the acolyte
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for a movie from the 1970s i’m honestly surprised how seriously they’re taking the stalking and rape of this teenage girl
#sid rants#sid watches#and like i know it’s the focus of the whole movie but it’s still nice how respectful and genuine it is#she gets casually victim blamed and sticks up for herself when it happens#people around her are dismissive and don’t believe her and she calls them out on it#the move has an adult teacher call her sexy and gail feels uncomfortable by it instead of the film dismissing it#and the stalking is clearly affecting her mental health and the film treats it seriously#it’s written by a woman which makes sense#the story it was based on was written by a man but the movie was written by a woman
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Trying to keep a lid on it but. Yeah. Literally don’t know what’s it like to NOT be platonically neglected IRL my whole damn life, only that I know this One Person doesn’t deserve to be at the epicenter of it anymore than I deserved to have been at the epicenter of theirs a year ago now.
…why am I like this. Why are we like this.
#tiger’s roar#…but like. good god. someone being Actually Genuinely KIND and insisting they DO like my company and want my friendship#(and is arguably mutually attracted and THOSE feelings of mine and what I’m picking up from them just won’t DISPELL already)#just. really stirs the muck. gets at that emotional constipation in my brain’s grease trap#then having TWICE now having Activities Suggested and THIS Time in FRONT of people then like…never following through?#all but thinking aloud with planning to witnesses things that sound less like hanging out and more like a date#and then just…not doing it?#when the Reality is Apparently Too Busy?#us fighting earlier this year over quality time essentially#when all I want is to have like. maybe an hour or two once a week or once a month#to enjoy someone else’s company. get a fucking REPRIEVE from my life#that’s…that’s it? nothing grand. just have the time found where it can be without causing strain?#I’m actually NOT a romantic even when I have romantic feelings? they just make me yearn for basic contact all the more#I’ll always be ‘too platonic’ within a romantic relationship so no it’s never going to be an ‘expectation’#MAYBE the one with unrealistic expectations is the guy who watches romance films and struggles with AllorNothing thinking perhaps?#and…yeah. trying to not feel resentful of their time spent this summer with existing friends when apparently not working 20+ hrs a week#in addition to their own research and god knows what else#…because it feels like there’s no space for me. and probably never will be. and I have never been ‘cool’ a day in my life#sure I own it as an adult. especially a 30s adult.#but having people recognize me as kind and supportive and easy to talk to 1:1 (my group aqauaintance/casual friendships SUCK)#but. basically never getting to keep any of them as friends? quickly ditched? treated like a used bandaid?#it…gets to me alright? like I only exist as Catch/Treat/Release but for people#which sure. the friend I’m angry at HAS been frustrated about me deserving better. looks at me like I’m christmas.#and I’m now fairly close friends with their beloved sibling. and despite things having THE Worst Start Ever their family seems to trust me#…but…it’s just…think I deserve better? think I’m worthy of your esteem and respect? think I’m kind and approachable?#want me to feel safe and relaxed enough to be myself? then just…do better.#ask when I’m available to kill a few hours then…follow through on that. that’s it.#not all the time. and my ‘expectation’ is to always be either neglected or used and feeling jaded about it#just…a repreive. for both of us. that’s it.
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Seeing all the Disney and Pixar sequels lined up in the D23 Expo is kind of depressing. Are people not allowed to have imagination anymore? Can we not let a movie end and and be satisfied with our own ideas about what happens next? It feels so explicitly clear that companies want to hand-hold every facet of our experiences of fiction, yet everyone eats it up.
#it feels especially bad (in my opinion) that this is usually done with family/kids movies#I mean it has also bled into the whole 'adult' media world of remakes and stuff nowadays#but I can argue that this is a little bit of the same mentality of children's media#especially since imo a lot of these re-imaginings and remakes are less mature than their original iteration#btw I am not saying that ALL sequels are bad and I do think that you can make them interesting and add to the world in the films#but let's be honest who even wants a toy story 5 at this point I'm sorry I know I don't#squack
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I only learned about the BTR "Sarah incident" last night but it's even funnier that the person titled the YouTube video "Big Time Swearing" 😭
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The full video is on this blog
#for context: they were filming the movie (they are all still in their wardrobe in this video) and were extremely tired and had to go on a li#to make a few announcements and a production crew member named Sarah was being bitchy towards them about it#and production in general was being shitty towards them and weren't telling/asking them about things and just throwing them around#and they weren't having it and on top of that the room they were put in by production had almost no lighting and so the guys-#were frustrated and upset by that because they wanted their fans to be able to see them on the livestream#but little did they know the livestream was already recording so people heard them swearing and talking shit about Sarah and production 😭#and I guess people freaked out about them swearing because they're Nickelodeon stars (though they were adults when BTR started) but-#they also had no idea (pun intended) that the livestream was already recording so they're just freely swearing because they didn't know#it's funny hearing them swear especially with Kendall-James-and Carlos freaking out while Logan is just quietly frustrated#Kendall's ''Fucking Sarah with her smartass fucking mouth'' (4:29) comment and James with his dungeon comment is too funny 😂#big time rush#btr#btr tv#kendall schmidt#james maslow#logan henderson#carlos penavega
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Anna🚀
I love this movie, it broke me but it's just !! I probably also shouldn't have watched it two times in a role but i can't help it
Just saying I didn't know how sad it was going to be. It also didn’t help that I am also a twin and I watched this on my birthday. I just wanted to watch a movie with Jodie whittaker as the lead okay
I made her for Jodie as I was I went to Gally one and I was making some of the actors two dolls (mainly the actors who doctors have passed) but I wanted to do something extra and i couldn’t pick favorite with the fam so I thought of doing anna instead as this movie have stuck with me. I also want to post something for her birthday just because. And I think am out of 13th doctor ideas at the moment.
This doll was also one I give to the actually actor, if you want to read about that I wrote it in this post
[ID: picture is a felt doll that is the shape of a gingerbread man with a big circle head, they are supposed to be anna from adult life skills. She has light skin, long brown hair, she is wearing light blue jeans and navy shoes. A red button shirt with some patches under a navy and red zipper up that have pink sleeves under a purple puffer vest. She has a little smiley face sewn on her hands, and she has a red knit hat that has a cable stitch and a pom pom on top. The 2nd picture is her without the hat:ID]
#adult life skills#jodie whittaker#I’ve also heard some of the rumors during filming and I would politely ask for people not to talk about them in the tags.#I have Tokophobia and on behalf of other people who also have it#I ask for it not to be in the tags of this post.#I don’t want to go all into it here but I know it is a sensitive topic#I know for me I feel bad as I can't stop the effects even when it relates to an actor I like.#And sometimes it makes me feel guilty over a phobia I can't help.#Am trying to work on it but it is sometimes scary to go into some places as either it is not a tag people add or it’s talked about in a pic#and it is hard when you want to be in a space but it might pop up.#and it taking me a bit to even write this here but I thought I might as well try to ask nicely#If you want to talk about it please restrain from doing it here
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if gup gets shopped out im gonna be so pissed yall
#some internet ppl telling me abt this like naw. im not happy im fuckin mad#and as moots said the way it's getting talked abt is uncomfy#literally like just say u don't respect 1. homosexuality as a sexuality and 2. Boundaries and#3. Being on camera does not equal being entertainment. They didn't film that shit themselves#they were just being stupid kids n now#the whole world's treating them like the adults they are now. That's not fair fr#maybe im just protective but like#thats a whole ass friendship thats not gonna get all fucked up cus of some stupid camera during a stupid moment#and stupid viewers now watching and capable of being stupid#UGH#IT'S JUST SO STUPID#derealisming reality is a PLAGUE rn#it's just UGHHH#i dont wanna say more bcs i feel like id get called soft or whatever#it's just so dumb#im not 'happy' abt it bro and i shouldnt be wtf is wrong with u#be aware of other shit outside ur own lil fantasies or opinions ugh#i rlly rlly hope gup n green are ok rn#and now all the people that make fun of green for his nails feel like they have some fuckin highground IM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT MAN#ugh
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You have the right to like your Angbang intense. You have the right to like your Angbang fucked up. You have the right to like your Angbang unhinged. You have the right to like your Angbang harmful. But you also have a right to like your Angbang fluffy, too. You are not woobifying them if you like it soft or write a fic where they say they love each other or kiss or high five or take a bite from the same sandwich or whatever. You have a different interpretation, that’s all. You’re not committing some horrid unforgivable atrocity against your fandom. You’re not an “annoying fan” if you want your ships happy, even if other people dislike you for it, the same way you are not an “annoying fan” if you like your ships intense and other people dislike you for it. You’re not a mean person for having an opinion that the majority dislikes. You’re an individual human being who has an opinion and your opinion is worth JUST as much as every other opinion in your fandom. Because that’s how opinions work. You’re not disregarding canon any more than people who bend it to fit their other non-canon ships or headcanons or other interpretations of this ship or their interpretation of any other ship or anything else that JRRT or Christopher or the Tolkien estate disagree with. We all see a piece of media and interpret it differently. It doesn’t make any of us better or worse for it. Ship and let ship.
#Can the#Silmarillion#fandom stop being hostile towards different depictions of their own ships#for five minutes?#Yeah another post about#angbang#Remember how the Tolkien estate was FURIOUS with the LOTR trilogy for the changes that were made?#Remember how millions of people still saw the films and fell in love with LOTR and Middle Earth and the very concept of fantasy regardless?#Children who never saw another LOTR adaptation prior and adults who remember the Bakshi version& their localized low-budget tv adaptations#all saw it and agreed that a story made with so much love still deserves to be told even if there were changes made to the source material#If a story or a headcanon or an opinion about a ship or a fanwork or an interpretation is made with love to bring people joy...#it has the right to be shared#even if those people aren't the majority by the way#Did Jackson woobify Aragorn by giving him extra angst? If so.. where are all the takes about bad fans liking woobified angsty movie Aragorn?#Remember the times before the 2-3 artists who often drew supportive angbang left when people kept giving them crap for their depictions?#And now you don't see that art anymore either on tumblr or at all. Does that make anyone happy? did anyone accomplish their goals?#Why make people leave again? Do you hate differing opinions so much that they do not deserve the right to exist?#Does it genuinely make anyone happy to try rid a fandom of all ideas they disagree with them their preexisting friends' ones? Why?#I'm so old I still remember when it was common fandom etiquette to NOT tag the thing you were insulting without the word 'anti' before it.#...Do I need to keep going or can we ship and let ship now and NOT mock people for having a different take on a FICTIONAL pairing?
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im reading stardust (1999) and getting such a new appreciation for the film. whoever adapted the screenplay (jane goldman and matthew vaughn) has such a good understanding of how adaptations and movies work. almost every single change from novel to film works more for a film and although i know its bad practice to do so im really enjoying comparing the film and the book to see where its been changed and thinking about why it might have been changed.
#ameera speaks#as far as ive read so far humphrey is a new character and it makes sense why he exists in the film that isnt necessary for the book#captain shakespeare exists so robert deniro could get a glaad award in 2008#a lot of the changes were to make it more kid friendly which is understandable. in a movie its harder to market a fantasy love story to#adults so the audience will be presumed to be children and for that its got to be palatable to them#even stuff like giving tristan a makeover or a weeks deadline adds so much to the movie
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I know people see the interpretation of never neverland as kids dying before they grow up like "oh peter kills the lost boys before they grow up ooo how edgy" but there's also an interpretation to be made (although it's not the original authorial intent) that peter pan is a story of kids with terminal illnesses who know they most likely aren't going to get to grow up, so they try to make peace with that and live just for the current day, and want the kids around them to do so as well.
#not going to go full 'what if never neverland is actually ____'#but i think it makes sense in this reading for peter and the lost boys to be terminally ill#and for wendy and her brothers to all be healthy kids who make friends with them#and wendy and her brothers have to leave eventually bc they just don't live in the same world.#they're going to live to become adults someday and peter and the boys probably aren't.#but for the course of the story peter and the boys show wendy and her brothers what it's like to just be kids 100%#without the question of 'what are you going to be when you grow up' hanging in the air#(disclaimer i've never had a terminal illness and i mean this interpretation in a respectful way.)#(i hope it comes across that way. i just think this could be a possible reading of the story)#got the idea from the peter pan live-action film quote 'to die would be an awfully big adventure' and thought. wait.
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