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I will need to see the rest of the BTS now. For science...
My favorite part about Good Omens is that at any given moment Michael Sheen looks ready to climb David Tennant like a tree
#i am shook#and need to see this video immediately#the amount of money i would pay to see this though#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#good omens 2#behind the scenes#kissing#please universe make this happen#yes#reblog
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saw some lego dinosaurs today :3
#australia adventure#i also watched the jurassic world movie for the first time AFTER going to the exhibit#it feels like it Could have been a good movie but the writing is so sexist and i spent too much time yelling EVACUATE THE GUESTS OH MY GOD#chris pratt sucks but they should've made him a horse girl for dinosaurs. that would've fixed it a bit#claire as a character is done so horribly dirty like. she's extremely competent and professional#but the entire narrative is like... portraying her as in the wrong for... being professional? for not being maternal enough?#what kind of moral is 'omggg u just need to let loose' in a movie where a SUPERMURDER DINOSAUR IS OUT OF ITS ENCLOSURE#SHE SHOULD'VE STUCK TO PROTOCOL AND EVACUATED THE PARK IMMEDIATELY!!!!!! AHHH#justice for claire jurassicworld 2024#literally every character is telling her that whatever she's doing is wrong and bad#it's excruciating to watch. anyway#indominus rex just feels like wasted potential. like it's scary for a little but it just looks like a slightly wonky t rex#should've done the thing where you barely see it and it keeps outsmarting everyone in fun and clever ways#i also personally. think they should lean into the tragedy of creating the most perfect predator but it cannot exist on this earth#i feel like there should be a sorrow and grief in having to kill a magnificent beast#like titanic or something. idk. like as a dinosaur kid im like. i like Cool Creature. in my heart im siding with cool creature#it wants enrichment. give it a meat pumpkin#would've loved to watch a defunctland style video about the theme park
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Went to a pole class today (would recommend!) and now I'm thinking about how Tendou would initially think poling is weird and so of course he joins a taster session in the spirit of endorsing weird things and making himself weirder. but, upon seeing the pole, he would immediately gravitate to messing about pulling himself up the pole and twisting around it and have so much fun that he'd get really into it. I defo see him being a lil trickster who is super bendy and loves dropping down the pole in a trick until he almost slams his head on the floor just to hear people gasp and clap.
I think he'd invite Ushijima to come watch him in a showcase or competition or something, not really expecting him to show up, but then he does and Ushijima's distinctively very out of place, being huge and intimidating amongst half-naked people when he greets Tendou and the other performers. But he's very supportive and claps respectfully during the routines when other people do (though he doesn't understand the cheering and whooping) and he really likes watching Tendou do something he enjoys and gets a kick out of.
And then I'm imagining Tendou inviting him to a class but Ushijima doesn't really know what to do and Tendou does his best to introduce him slowly to it all, teaching him steps and footwork before even touching lifts and spins on the pole. But then I think Ushijima would start testing how he can lift himself up the pole, just a grab and pulling his body up to start with. And it's easier than he expected. And then he's just pulling himself up the pole and he's scrambling like a lizard and he reaches the top or the ceiling and he looks at Tendou and there's just pure joy in his eyes because he really, really likes scrambling up and down the pole like something feral and it's fun. I just think Ushijima would just really like being in the air and perfecting his form and then he'd just tag along with Tendou who'd be so so surprised and so so enthused by it all. They'd be the strong and talented giants that everyone loves to watch perform and I love that for them.
#oikawa sees a video of them doing a doubles' pole routine and immediately tries to force iwaizumi to go start poling with him#iwaizumi says no but is v v impressed by the routine though he cant admit it to oikawa#oikawa refuses to admit that he's impressed but follows tendou's pole account under a secret account and watches everything so avidly#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hq#tendou satori#ushiten#ushijima wakatoshi#and yeah ofc theyd both find each other doing it v v hot thats just a given i dont even need to mention it
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2024 reads / storygraph
The Sword of Kaigen
standalone fantasy set in a rural mountain village at the edge of an empire that still holds traditional values, with families of powerful water/ice magic warriors
follows a powerful young heir who begins to question his beliefs about the empire when a new boy comes to his village from the city
and his mother, a housewife who has tried to forget her youth as a warrior and vigilante in the city since she moved back home to a loveless marriage
when there’s a violent attack on their village that they’re unprepared for, everything changes, and she has to embrace her old skills to protect her family and people
#The Sword of Kaigen#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#I’ve been meaning to read this for years and I finally got around to it! a really unique fantasy novel#I had always assumed this was ur average pre-industrial high fantasy and then was immediately hit with video games/tv in the first chapter#lmao. But overall (aside from the broader worldbuilding/politics) it is closer to the average ‘historical’ fantasy narrative -#so I can see why I got that impression#Some really compelling characters and interesting narrative structure that went in some unexpected directions.#It really focuses in on one village and how devastating a single battle in a war can be to their people - and how much work the recovery is#I feel like most sff is more concerned with a single person and/or the whole war so this felt unique. did also mean that the pacing was odd#- it's a slow start; then there’s a battle that must be hundreds of pages. The last section of the book feels a little too drawn out#and brings up random hanging plot elements that don’t really go anywhere. But I think overall this works for the story.#also one thing I didn’t love - cool complex interesting female character MC sure but also there’s weird moments like:#the first scene we see her is all the housewives comparing their attractiveness; she keeps referring to herself as an old woman (when she’s#and oh so meek and useless etc. And some of this feels like it’s part of the broader portrayal of the misogynist society#but some of it felt clunky or unintentional?#And then especially the end - when she and her shitty husband finally confront each other as equals and he apologises#she basically immediately forgives him and is like oh I was equally at fault because I am a meek woman who didn’t try either#like him realising he was wrong (and her realising he had a reason for being the way he was) doesn’t negate the fact that he treated her li#she acts like it was her fault for not trying too - when we have numerous examples of him berating her if she spoke up about anything?#like im glad he’s learning. but also that doesn’t mean she needs to suddenly forgive and love him wtf#that's the only real thing that annoyed me though.#also btw that 5yo seems kinda fucked up. are you guys gonna do anything about that
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i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny
also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade
-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)
-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)
-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)
-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)
my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath
in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do
#base line i started sobbing IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS and had my phone taken away bc i was watching the mv for the ghost of you by mcr#i went to school with cat whiskers#me and my bsf made a presentation about an imaginary trip to the planet uranus and we filled it with so many memes and butt puns she started#laughing so hard she couldn't breathe and i had to do the entire presentation alone and we got a standing ovation#my 8th grade science teacher hated us#another time same class we had an assignment where we had to make a bunch of words with the periodic table and we did shrek and lucifer one#after another and when we turned it in our teacher read it and immediately told us to leave💀💀#same class again different friend we saw NA on the periodic table and started singing nanana by mcr and got sent out of class bc we started#laughing so hard we couldn't breathe#high school i would eddie munson on the lunch tables#found that aspect of eddie so relatable#filmed youtube videos at my old hs that STILL EXIST ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL#id honestly have them up for anyone to see but my old bsf found them extremely embarrassing and she thinks i deleted them#i used to go to school with a whole library in my backpack like the entire pjo/hoo series of unfortunate events harry potter etc#my backpack had a bunch of doodles on it and it said battaco big asf and it was an inside joke with my friends for years bc of it#i also used to go to school dressed as frank iero/gerard way/etc#pete wentz eyeliner#larped with the anime club in this little corner outside of the library bc it had a bunch of trees and a 6 ft long stick that we took turns#holding and screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS‼️‼️#the middle school book club had movies days on fridays and when people tried to vote to watch the lighting thief movie i stood on my chair#and spent so long bitching about how bad it was that we had to do the movie the next monday bc people needed to go home and the librarian#could not stop my righteous fury#a teacher assaulted me trying to get me to stand for the flag so i dead weight dropped on top of him and then ran around the class to stay#away(real hard to do in a small music classroom) and when i got tired of that i beat him up a little and i didnt get in trouble bc he was#really embarrassed i got the drop on him(bc i had tiddies)#that man hated me for being trans#really got mad at me when the pledge started after that and id get up and salute while singing welcome to the black parade#was also genuinely bad at soccer that my teacher sent me off to other teachers when our class did soccer bc the only time i ever got the#ball i kicked it into the wrong goal#i got more stories but i ran out of tags :(
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what is wrong with him
#daily rui ☆#mod 🎈#doodle posting ☆#rui kamishiro#link is to the video of wxs method acting dogs#i want you to know i made this immediately after seeing it. he’s so fucking stupid i need him to explode#i hope my katakana is not too shitty
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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate
#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip#Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready#The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants#Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere#Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom#Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend#That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that#Went down to literally my ankles#But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like#“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like#Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden#The capital when it was drenched in sunset#When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there#Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to#Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory#My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so#And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell#My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time#Help I need to go back#Bro I wish I could drop everything#But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle#SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be#I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food
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has ben ever made ny make the argument about nyc pizza being better than any other pizza because of the tap water because i was just introduced to this concept today and im obsessed
#lynx rambles#i love watching literally anything about cultural/regional differences in the US and thinking immediately about wttt#BUT I LOVE THE PIZZA DEBATE!!!!#thank u ben brainard for introducing me to it.#it fascinates me. it entertains me#i love seeing new yorkers mad at the rest of the country#i love seeing people from a certain place having to concede that pizza from another place is good#currently reading the comment section of this video abt nyc pizza like its the juiciest gossip you've ever seen#this commenter thinks upstate ny gas station pizza is better than highly specialized CT pizzerias' pizza#and im fucking obsessed. tell me more#i need videos about pizza from CT and jersey and chicago and whatnot#lynx rambles in the tags. fork found in the kitchen
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#i’m extremely grateful and impressed but also a little still ‘holy shit what’#posting here only to say i took my tumblr off the social links#so we are like a secret club here now :)#it’s not like it would be impossible to find my tumblr (it literally has the same username as my other socials)#but i also don’t want it to be the immediate link anyone who sees the video can see me on#although i only post SFW and not too much other than witcher#i will say i don’t need everyone to see my angoulême and regis are BFFs headcanons bc that is largely irrelevant to serious discussion lol#i see it like this#sometimes i make more important witcher things#and sometimes i do stuff just for fun#and the tumblr is mostly just for fun :D#and also for sad :D sometimes haha#IV
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sometimes I want to get back into my Genshin account that I played for like 2 months but I just immediately lose motivation.
Like my one good character is Nahida and an e0 Xingqiu. Plus, everything in Genshin just seems so Inconvenient(TM) to do.
Running around for hours scrounging chests for primos, running around to domains located in the most inconvenient places to unlock them, *waiting days for those domains to be the right material*, physically having to farm out manually the domains thousands of times (especially with bad gear and relics), commissions in general, the landscape being kinda annoying to get around. Don't get me wrong, the game is beautiful and it's also an exploration game, but it's also a massive pain in my ass.
Especially with how much I like HSR, (to clarify I'm not tryna dunk on Genshin here), the amount of active time to invest in Genshin is just far too much. HSR I can just leave on the table and tell my team to go ham. Genshin I have to farm for minutes until I can farm for *a* minute until I can farm for under a minute per domain.
Plus, Genshin just feels so *Old*(TM), even though its only been 3 years? Every time I look at good teams they all have a million limited 5stars that havent reran in months and I need so many of them it's just a pain and I don't have enough primos, especially to pull and play the ones I really care about. And I know I don't need them technically but without pulling I can't get a good amount of 4* eidolons for a well performing team because in the end what you really want to see is all the big funny numbers.
Also genshin is what, over 100GB now lmao? I don't have that much excess storage space to just throw on one game.
TLDR: The sheer amount of investment and catchup needed with a new-ish account in Genshin is scaring me off.
#genshin impact#gacha games#honkai star rail#genshin#mihoyo#hoyoverse#video games#this post was fueled by me seeing Navia#and being immediately filled with the urge to play her#but realizing the sheer amount of investment I'd need to do#and just immediately noping out#also all the primos I don't have for good teammates#and all the good teammates I don't have
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if you ever think you'll just "check the members' names and profiles" for a kpop group don't listen to that thought. that's the devil speaking and you Will fall into that fandom face-first
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#plave#chae bamby#kpop#fanart#myart#doodle#i got into this group in about an hour?? which is probably record time for me#i was scrolling through the profile of an artist i like and they had plave fanart for a member's recent birthday#and i was like hmmm i've heard of plave but i don't rly know what they're about.. let me check it out#saw all their songs and listened to their cover of d.ay6's 'you were beautiful' and it was immediately Over for me#wdym they can all sing and harmonize that well?? and hit all the high notes??#leave some skill and talent for the rest of us omg#and i already have a bias as you can see ^^^^^^^^^^^ his little flowers thing is so incredibly cute to me#i'm noticing recently that i have a huge soft spot for gap moe#and so. i was compelled to draw him instead of things i Need to be drawing (again) hehe#watch me catch up on all their videos by the end of the day i'm not even joking i've got it bad here#edit: hours later and i am def a y.ejun stan too#they're all so 💕💕💕#plave fanart
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thinking about putting bart in a time loop...
#the day ends with kon dying. again. and bart is having a terrible time trying to prevent it#doesn't even know How he triggered the loop but he can't get out of it until he saves kon#it's fine he's fine it's like a video game see. you fail the level you just get a game over screen and try again#it's not real it doesn't count that's not the real run! so it's fine! he'll try again!#and having kon die in his arms 10 times in a row doesn't take any toll on him at all! it's fine!!!#but also bart saying guys i need help. kon's gonna die tonight otherwise and i don't know what to do#and tim and cassie are immediately on red alert ready to fucking go. they know bart would Not joke about that#kon himself is like haha what. haha what??? haha#haha... what... why is no one else laughing...#tim meanwhile just whips out this comically large binder with at least 50 colorful tabs and sticky notes poking out like#okay bart what's the situation. hmm alien artifact involved okay let me flip to section g... yes of course i have contingencies for this#it was only ever a matter of time until you got stuck in a time loop. you're a speedster with so much chaotic potential.#of course i saw this coming. okay so sunset in metropolis is at 7:31 pm tonight hmhm ok subsection 5.9...#bart: .................of course you have a binder. of course#(he says this while koala clinging to kon btw. he's fine though. it's fine. it's not real and it isn't sticking so he's not traumatized!)#kon#tim#bart#rimi talks
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We like to talk about reading comprehension a lot on this site but no one in the history of humankind has worse reading comprehension than the people who were convinced to join the military because of the metal gear games.
#like these people played the games where literally every character rants at length about how becoming a soldier ruined their lives#and someone sees that and goes WOW WAR IS AWESOME SOLID SNAKE IS SO COOL I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE WITHOUT REMORSE GOD BLESS AMERICA#congratulations you have somehow missed the point of one of the most unsubtle anti war series ever made#if you watch the mgs2 GW patriots censorship codec call that’s just before the final boss#and don’t immediately want to destroy the us government for practically letting exactly what GW is describing happen today#or at least think deeply about it in anyway something is wrong with you#also mgs has been calling out video games being used as a propaganda tool for getting people to join the military since mgs2#and especially mgs 4 which is crazy when mgs4 came out in 2008 and call of duty has been getting even more propaganda heavy as the games#go on#sorry for the larger amount of tags I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I needed to rant about it#mgs#metal gear solid#metal gear
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so i finally got to yank-kiss-yeet with my mom and when zo just leaves joke hanging after calling joke his boyfriend my mom (and me too actually) were already cracking up about it and then the scene continues and then the door opens and zo yanks joke inside and my mom laughs in surprise and goes "ahahah nice!!" and then they're kissing and my mom is like "that's a beautiful kissing scene. yeah, i get it now" and then zo yeets joke back out the door and we're laughing even harder and just continue to laugh all the way until the credits roll
#she's saying ''i get it now'' bc for weekes i kept mentioning how i desperately needed to watch a specific scene with her#bc it's one of the best and the absolute funniest kiss scene i've ever seen#i didn't spoil it. i just told her multiple times that it was a good and hilarious scene#and then my mom finally got to experience it and now she finally understands!!!!!!#the scene ended and my mom immediately went: ''we gotta rewatch this scene!!!!!''#there is a REASON why i've been stuck in that hallway for the past 6 months and now my mom finally gets me#airenyah plappert#mama schaut adrm#mama schaut hidden agenda#hidden agenda#ha ep7#adrm#(i actually have a voice recording of it bc i've been recording all our discussions just in case i ever wanna do sth with it jkkjdfg)#(she's not home rn but i might share the audio if she gives me permission to do so)#(i mean... it'll be a video bc we're speaking german and so i need to translate it)#(and that way i can also add the og scene so it's easier to see what we're reacting too kskjss)#(anyway yeah. guess i WON'T be studying for my exams in march rip)
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realized my ‘soup’ that i ‘invented’ is just. daal. humans will always reinvent the wheel
#stream#like#i guess it’s a stew ?#girl i was thinking ‘girl kp [indian friend that taught me what spices to mix & also that u can eat … carbs … e.g. rice lentil whatever … w#literally anything & also raid [ethiopian friend that FORCES ME TO EAT IM NOT EVEN KIDDING he’s so fucking funny like that’s not even#related to the ethiopian that’s just being a Normal Person bc it’s usually Not Normal for friends to compare w each other how many times#each have been witness to me literally eating#ALSKALSKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA I HATE EATING#but raid omg he told me about this ethiopian lentil sauce he tells me how to cook E V E R Y T H I N G & how to SPICE THINGS omg he’s a pro#& he can EXPLAIN & i’m a sponge … infinite inspirations them both] have impacted my cooking irreparably’#also this chinese woman who makes short 3 min videos + shorts sometimes that explains everything soooo simply i mean it’s translated#subtitles but she’s soooo thorough i love her videosssss ‘cut into ur favourite shape :)’ it’s just 😭😭😭❤️❤️ MY fav shape ??? i think it’s a#‘too literal translation’ but i still love it#not the point#i mean yenzhe got me on the chinese cooking immediately bc i just harass him like what are u cooking how did u cook that what did u use#kinggggggg he’s been so SUPPORTIVE & ENABLING 😭😭 ugh miss him when is chinese new year next#or chinese independence when’s that idk i rly need to see how much it costs to ship shit to china
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movie priority watchlist. thunderbolt and lightfoot*, pat garrett and billy the kid, midnight cowboy, cisco pike
#*i rented it from the video store today so i have to watch it within a week#cisco pike i literally heard about yesterday but i need to see it immediately#i also have to finish bad timing . i started it the other day and did not finish
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